stamp time 🥳
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I can imagine Ren with Kousuke eating instant Ramen with mayonaise..
Ren would be disgusted by that. Seriously, wtf, mayo on ramen? No.
No Full offense, Kousuke, but Kewpie does not go on everything
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I’ve never related to a Kamen Rider villain so much in my life…
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Only took me about 2 months to at least Try and draw desast but it's finally done :)
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Beside the angst i give you i have funny minific
Minific : Akiko teach Mei the Slipper of Doom technique and the Hikari Secret Laughing Pressure Point, she said its used for the boys being idiots lmao-
When they got in Northern Base, Ren awfully being a gremlin himself, having a lot of trouble that Mei use the hikari secret laughing pressure point to him
And oh boy, the boys very afraid of this lady now lmao
Press f in the comments for these boys
“Wow, you guys look awfully glum today,” said Tetsuo, seeing the three quiet swordsmen slumped together, just staring blankly into space. Usually, those three were sparring against each other or being lovey-dovey, but today they seemed to lack the energy to even cuddle properly.
“Ah... the little lady’s out with some other ladies,” Ryo replied with a scratch of his head. “Women who were also Rider companions. They seem to have sort of shindig every now and again.”
“It’s not a little shindig, Ogami-san. It’s an initiation,” Touma intoned gravely. “When she returns, she will no longer be our sweet, innocent Mei... She will have powers beyond our imagination.”
The two elder swordsmen gave each other bewildered looks. “What the hell are you talking about?” the bladesmith questioned.
“Ah... they haven’t heard about it yet...” Rintaro sighed. “They haven’t been made aware of the horrors of the technique...”
“...You make it sound like Mei’s gonna be taught witchcraft or something,” Ryo said. “Aren’t you being a little... dramatic?”
“Ogami-san, if only you knew... the power the technique holds,” Kento replied seriously. “They say it’s been able to control the pink bastard. And if that is true... If Mei uses it on us...” he shuddered.
“I’m back~!” rang out a sing-song voice from the door, and all three boys yelped and practically stood to attention. Mei happily skipped up to her lovers and greeted them all with kisses, seemingly unaware of how stiff they all were. “I hope you didn’t miss me too much while I was out with the others today! I had a lot of fun, and they taught me so much!”
Touma, Rintaro and Kento forced themselves to smile. “We’re glad you did, love. We can’t wait to see what you’ve learnt...” Rintaro trailed off.
“Oh, don’t worry! I can show you guys soon enough!” Mei said brightly, and the trio’s smiles froze on their faces. “Now, where’s that little gremlin? I need him to be my guinea pig...”
“Guinea... pig...” Tetsuo said slowly, casting a sideways glance towards the three who seemed rather relieved that she hadn’t targeted one of them instead.
“Did someone call for a gremlin?” Everyone yelped as Ren jumped down from somewhere, presumably the rafters, munching on a chocolate eclair.
“Hey! Isn’t that my eclair?!” Rintaro exclaimed, pointing at the half-finished pastry.
“Hey, if it’s not labelled, it’s fair game,” Ren stated, showing the wrapper lacking of any markings. “You snooze, you lose.” He said, sticking his tongue out at Rintaro.
“Why you-” Rintaro said, but before he could move towards the thief, Mei had made her move.
“Alright, time to use my new skill.... take this, you little gremlin!” And she pressed her thumb onto the side of Ren’s neck.
“What was tha- hahahahahahahaha!” Ren started laughing uncontrollably, dropping the eclair to clutch at his stomach as he fell onto his knees. “I- hahaha- I can’t sto- hahahahahaha!”
Ryo and Tetsuo stared at the laughing ninja in shock, but Touma, Rintaro and Kento let out a yelp and backed away with fear in their eyes. Mei, on the other hand, was beside herself with joy. “Yay! It’s working!” she cheered, clapping her hands.
“Waihahahahaha- I can’t- hahahaha- I can’t breathe anymore- hahahaha-” The Swordsman of Wind unceremoniously passed out, curled in a fetal position, having apparently laughed himself into unconsciousness.
Mei’s smile grew wider. “I can’t wait to teach this to the others!” she said. “I’ll go find Sophia-sama right now!” And with that, the editor bounced off to find the Northern Base’s mentor, leaving five terrified swordsmen in her wake.
“This technique...” Tetsuo said breathlessly, “How terrifying that such a woman knows it...”
Rintaro shook his head. “All the women companion of the Riders apparently know this technique. And now Mei knows it as well...”
“And she’s probably gonna teach it to Sophia-sama...” Kento whispered. “And maybe even Reika-san... and Haruka-san...”
Ryo’s face went pale at the mention of his darling wife being taught such a thing. “Oh, fuck,” he swore. “If she learns that... I’m screwed...”
“We’re all screwed, Ogami-san,” Touma said mournfully, as their eyes went to the poor ninja gremlin passed out on the floor, his stolen eclair now smushed against his still-smiling face.
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enjoy my lopsided desast faces i drew from memory
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From Eiji Togashi Insta
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The Kamen Rider Revice duo are just Akamichi Ren and Desast but friendlier
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Cracky minific idea: for some reason, Touma somehow is fused with Rekka and becomes a sentient sword like Yuri. Cue Tetsuo trying to “examine” him and his lovers going into “no touching our boyfriend” mode
Oh shit, run, Touma, run!
“Uh, guys...” Touma said hesitantly. “I don’t like the way Daishinji-san is looking at me...”
Honestly, it was disturbing how intensely and intently the other Rider was looking at him. If he hadn’t known the guy, and if he weren’t in the predicament he was in, he would’ve thought that the swordsmith was interested in him that way.
But, alas, Daishinji-san was Daishinji-san, and he... was currently a sword. Rekka- his own sword- to be precise. Not that it made the situation any better, since he’d known Daishinji-san to have a fascination with his link to the first Seiken forged by man.
“Oh, don’t worry about me, Touma,” Daishinji-san said as he advanced towards Touma with slowly-widening, manic smile on his face. “I just want to study you... very closely...”
Touma squeaked as he tried to float away from the other Rider. “Kyaaa! Have mercy on me, Daishinji-san!” he begged. “I’m not ready to die yet!”
“Oi, don’t touch our Touma!” Kento growled, lunging after the crazed bladesmith. He tackled Daishinji-san to the floor, trying to pin him down, but Daishinji-san was struggling mightily against his younger teammate.
“Geroff me Kento! I need to get my hands on him... I’m not going to hurt him! Just examine his new body!” Daishinji-san stated, licking his lips as though in hunger, or... Again, if it weren’t for who said it the implications would have been very different.
“Excuse me?! What did you just say about our Touma?!” Rintaro cried out in outrage. He too threw himself on top of the other swordsman, helping Kento to restrain the resistant Rider with a battle cry. The three Riders tussled on the floor, with the duo ganging up on their senior in defense of their lover.
Touma had cowered behind a very human Yuri and Mei, the latter in a defensive pose like she was about to punch anyone- or more likely, just Daishinji-san- who would come close to them. “Don’t worry Touma, I’ll protect you too!”
(Inwardly, Touma knew Mei wouldn’t really stand a chance, but it was the thought that counted.)
“Yuri, I’m sorry for ever making fun of your fear of Daishinji-san!” cried the author-turned-Seiken.
Yuri simply chuckled and patted Rekka!Touma. “Now you know how it feels to be me around him.”
Meanwhile Ren and Ryo had watched all of this with tears in their eyes as they laughed and laughed at the Looney Tunes-esque antics of their friends. “It’s not funny you guys! What if Daishinji-san does weird shit to me and I get stuck as a sword forever!?” Touma retorted. “I don’t wanna be a sword! I can’t get cuddles if I’m a sword!”
“Yeah, what he said!” Kento, ever fond of cuddles, exclaimed.
“That’s what you’re worried about?!” Ryo boomed, doubling over in chuckles. “Not getting cuddles?”
“He’s probably worried about not getting other stuff too,” Ren remarked crudely, with a waggle of his brows.
“T-That’s besides the point! Also, what the fuck?!” Touma shouted, heating up in outrage. So much so, that he literally went up in flames. “A-Ack! I’m on fire! I’m on fire!”
“What do you expect, you’re the Sword of Flames-”
“Shut up, Daishinji-san!”
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Edgy characters goofing off.
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Desast, what are you thinking?
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Kento reacts to Touma and Ren both saying "Yes, daddy" accidentally while passing the tongs to him. Also while on the dinner table doing barbecue with everyone else there.
Kento goes completely beet red, takes the tongs with a meek ‘thank you’ and proceeds to take his food and stuff his mouth in order to avoid having to answer questions
Ren and Touma pretty much want to die on the spot
Ryo wonders where he went wrong in raising Kento
Mei has to tell Rintaro that she’ll explain what Ren and Touma meant when they’re alone (because she does not want to give him the kink talk in front of everyone)
Tetsuo just sighs because he knew something like this was going to happen at some point
Sora innocently asks why Ren and Touma called Kento that, and that’s when everyone panics lol
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thought this “betrayal” was going to be stupid, but i actually like how ren responded lol he would be the first to crack
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Minific of Touma doing gymnastics?
Loooooool RIP Touma XD
Beware the horniness afoot
“Hey, Kento-kun, did you guys know about this?”
“Know about what, Ren?” Kento asked, looking up from his book, right before Ren shoved his phone under his nose. Kento went cross-eyed from how near it was, and pulled Ren’s hand down so he could see what Ren was showing him properly.
2018 Collegiate Prefectural Gymnastics Meet - 1st Place Horizontal Bar Event - Kamiyama Touma Routine
“What.” Kento asked, grabbing the phone out of Ren’s hand, his forgotten book falling out of his hand and onto the floor. “Gymnastics... Touma?”
“Yeah. Apparently he was good enough to win, since he got first place and all.” Ren said. “I guess it explains how he got all those muscles even though he’s ‘just a writer’...”
Kento made choked noises in his throat. He was still gaping at the phone when Rintaro, Mei and Touma joined them. “What’s got Kento making that face?” Mei asked the ninja.
“Apparently, your novelist here has been holding out on you,” the gremlin told her with a playful grin. He mischievously looked up at Touma who frowned at him in confusion. “So, where’s that gymnastics gold medal of yours?”
Touma’s eyes widened in realization. He whirled around to Kento in alarm. “Wait, don’t play the video-!”
His warning came too late, and Kento, with Rintaro and Mei looking over his shoulder, had clicked play. The trio’s eyes widened when Touma, in a skintight bodysuit that put his arms and back on display, and tights that emphasized his long legs, entered the frame.
Touma jumped up to grasp the bar and start his routine. At first he simply flipped around on the bar with his legs together, but as it went on, he started changing things up, changing his grip, doing flips, holding himself up on a handstand, and doing the splits in midair. The trio’s jaws dropped and Kento paused the video just as Touma held himself upside-down with his legs in an almost full split.
“Holy shit,” Mei whispered. She looked up at her lover. “How come you never told us about this?!”
Rintaro looked up at Touma, who was completely red in embarrassment. “You... Can you still do such things?” he asked, sounding breathless.
“I- Maybe? I’m kinda out of practice. I haven’t seriously trained in a while, and competitive gymnastics is really rough... but I did make sure to keep up my flexibility and such...” Touma stammered. “Wait, why are you guys staring at me like that?” he asked, trying to back away from their predatory smirks.
Kento handed the phone back to Ren as he and the other two practically charged up at Touma. “Sorry Ren, but looks like we’ll be busy tonight. Can you tell Ogami-san we won’t make it to team dinner?”
Ren rolled his eyes and waved his hand at them. “Sure, sure. Go have your fun with your bendy novelist.”
“Eh? Eh? Wait, what... Let me down!” Touma yelped as Rintaro hoisted him up on his shoulder, his hand very pointedly gripping Touma’s ass. “What are you guys planning to do with me?!” He looked up at the Swordsman of Wind desperately. “Ren, help me!”
The ninja cackled. “Have fun!” he called after them as the lovers disappeared up the stairs to the apartment, Touma begging them for mercy and not a repeat of the Cat Maid incident.
(It didn’t even take the five minutes Ren took to lock up the bookstore and leave before he heard things that would probably scar him for life, had he not been the one to instigate it in the first place.)
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Don't Cry Ninja
No one knows what happened to him.
(my February work)
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i think i like this dynamic
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