#and he just laughs and says 'nothing'

[horse-head-farms]

watching xB’s episode one and at one point Keralis and xB are flirting and talking about xB’s beautiful hole but they’re in a team with Joe and Xisuma who are just dead silent the entire exchange and just awkwardly start talking again as soon as the flirting has stopped LMAO

#tbf i can’t blame them like what are you supposed to say “ohhh princess your hole is gorgeous” “hey guys i found an iron vein” #its just. so damn silent. #this vs ren’s team who laugh for 5 minutes straight after he says “don’t touch other people’s shafts” #nothing brings out non-pg hermitcraft like. group mining sessions. somehow #xbralis #hermitshipping #is it fair to tag shipping if its canon material #hermitcraft spoilers #xbcrafted #keralis

[dotster001]

Okay I know I've posted a lot about Chev recently but it's only because I was so pleasantly surprised by his route

I love how, in every route, including his own, Leon's the best wingman, who figures out holes in Clause 99 so that his brothers can get their happily ever after.

But in Chev's route, he's like

Leon: Wow. Belle really made you human. It's sweet.

Leon: ☺️

Leon: Anyways, bye forever Belle! We'll miss you! 👋🏼 🥺

#just some thoughts #ikemen prince #leon dompteur #chevalier michel #him saying nothing in this route made me laugh so hard #number one wing brother...except with chev #i love it he's so funny

[shikai-the-storyteller]

There are SO many cool interactions and lore things we can look forward to now that Rubius says he'll come back to QSMP (not only as an angel / demon, but potentially as a human too!), but that little detail reminded me of something:

Even though q!Vegetta and q!Rubius were mutually interested in each other wayyyy back in the beginning of the series, as an Angel / Demon, Rubius said he can't have relationships with humans because it's against the rules.

But a bit ago on stream, Rubius said that he's thinking about having a "human" side so he can build and do more things on the server as a regular player. I'm excited because this means he can have more casual interactions with people and we can see him interacting with his friends more (and he can experience The Horrors), but also...

I think we're in for some very interesting drama in the next few weeks.*

* ( Assuming Rubius doesn't get harassed off the server by toxic shippers and weird fans of the Eggs again. Please be nice to Rubius and welcome him back kindly, he's a very cool guy and his character is SO interesting )

#Full disclosure: shipping stuff always comes second (or dead last) to fun random interactions and dumb bits between friends #I'm more excited about Rubius coming back PERIOD #but u know. the potential for some Rubegetta crumbs or full-course meals is a fun little bonus for yours truly #i talk #qsmp talk #Anyways like I said #god forbid I see anyone being freaks about Rubius again because it'll be ON SIGHT #''But FooIi//getta is-'' I Simply Do Not Care #I don't care about fictional ships I want Rubius to interact with his friends on the server without fans being freaks about it #(I'd like to reiterate I have nothing against that ship I'm just very tired of seeing people being weird to Rubius because of it) #(because they think he ''gets in the way'' or whatever) #I will say that's one massive advantage Karmaland had over QSMP #characters could flirt or make out or bang or whatever and fans would just laugh it off because It Wasn't That Deep (usually) #I think a lot of the younger fans (...and many English fans...) need to adopt this mindset #I'm looking forward to seeing how Vegetta handles it though because knowing him... it'll be very interesting... #<-- I say this knowing full well they're just going to be their normal idiot selves and I'm so glad about it #I miss seeing Vegetta and Rubius interacting they're so funny together and they have a beautiful friendship #I do have my head in my hands listening to them talk sometimes though LMAO

[auronstory]

Favorite character dynamics: —Auron and Yuna

#final fantasy #final fantasy x #auron #yuna #yuna x auron #father figure #my gifs #gifs #the line delivery was beautiful #it was his way of telling yuna there was nothing to be sorry for #the way he shows her love and care just guts me #auron went above and beyond as her guardian #he promised braska #also to ruin things it makes me laugh that yuna comes in like that #causing auron to direct his attention to her as he awaits her statement #only to wait another ten years for yuna to finish saying the names of all her guardians #wakka #pause #lulu #another pause #kimahri #loading.... #rikku #hhhh

[leavingautumn13]

y'all are lucky it's an emerald kick i'm on right now and not an oras one because i get weird and feral about how characters in oras are aware of the narrative they're in and react differently to it depending on which game you're playing

#pepe silvia meme dot png #listen. listen. if you're playing alpha sapphire then you're the antagonist in archie's story. #if you're playing omega ruby maxie's the antagonist in your story and he leans into the role with glee. #(also he's much friendlier than people give him credit for. he has a whole monologue in seafloor cavern about how #happy he is to see you even though he knows you're about to fuck up his plans #and archie does NOT have equivalent dialogue in alpha sapphire he just gets right into kicking your ass) #(i'm so normal about maxie you guys) #when zinnia asks if you've ever had to hold back your grief... if you answer ''no'' she LAUGHS #and says ''don't you know you're supposed to agree? and then we can share a touching moment of pain?'' #i'm also totally normal about zinnia #god #''don't you know you're supposed to agree'' fucked me up so bad and all i did was read about it on bulbapedia #there's no place like hoenn #<- resurrecting this old tag #edited to add: ALSO ''s/he's the hero. right?'' #GOD I LOVE ZINNIA #broke: zinnia did nothing wrong. woke: zinnia did everything wrong while speedrunning the five stages of grief

[skoulsons]

Ellie’s “why!” In her notebook after… you know

The sheer number of attempted eyes she drew. None of them look quite right. None of them match his.

His eyes. The eyes she knows so well. She can draw the rest of his face damn near perfectly, but not his eyes.

She can’t draw the parts of him that she could see through into his heart. The parts of him that shined so bright when he was around her. Those eyes that glowed so bright in the space shuttle. The eyes that looked at her with so much love and care for her, whether she could see him looking at her or not.

She can’t feel his embrace anymore. She can no longer hug him and feel his arms wrapped around her, never failing to hold her tight. She can no longer experience a kiss to her head or gentle fingers threading through her hair. She can’t hold his warm hands or hear his voice and endearments that always followed it anymore. She will never hear a “kiddo”, “baby girl”, or any other endearment he so lovingly gave to her ever again.

The one thing she had the chance to keep to see his light again. His eyes.

And she can’t even draw them.

#in other news. #I took a nap earlier and dreamed about the guy I like #AND I MADE HIM LAUGH???? #like LAUGH laugh. that man was laughing and I was so happy about it #needless to say I woke up upset and disappointed. #anyway!! happy thoughts!! #im kidding nothing is happy my past like three posts about them have been nothing but depression #BUT THATS NEILS FAULT #IF HE JUST #DIDNT KILL HIM #MAYBE WE WOULDNT BE HAVING THESE THOUGHTS AND CONVERSATIONS!!!!!;!!.?:!;?;!;?!&;!;’bm!;!! #i take one break from totk and this is what happens. #the last of us #the last of us part 2 #joel miller #ellie williams #tlou rot

[francy-sketches]

If I'd actually posted all my pjo art when I made it instead of hoarding it like a little goblin for no apparent reason today I might have been known as the octavian guy instead of the joffrey guy...scary thought...

#.txt #went thru my old pjo art the other day...man #I actually didn't draw him that much compared to how much I draw joffrey lol. ig i had more shame #but also there's simply less to his character. what am I even supposed to take inspiration from #'less to his character' there's NOTHING #woahhh a villain that poses no real threath has no depth and is just there to be laughed at how interesting #i say this as if I didn't make up 1048399574 scenarios in my head with him #when i wasn't into got yet but i was like. vaguely aware of joffrey I'd look at him like woah octavian fancast #now I'm like. um no??? they have a completely different vibe you idiot -_- #what did I see in this guy like genuinely #ok but the thing is that octavian enjoyers were so removed from the source material. I mean obviously they were. bc he's not well written #or even that much of a character tbh. ofc you'd have to make shit up #so like what im saying is that maybe I woulnd't have been actually. bc I enjoyed him in the evil rat bastard way #meanwhile everyone else was like 'aw poor baby :( rick sucks he doesn't understand him :(( I could treat him better' #once I did see someone say that about joffrey but they turned out to be a weirdo so. lol #'what did I see in this guy he's a nothing character...anyway I love tommen and myrcella my little meowmeows <3' #they're very layered TO ME. my beloved canon ocs

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

Okay I just watched Hypno's run where he had to go to level 3 and oh boy that floor is intense. I can't wait to watch other hermits attempt it, especially one Tango adds the second warden back into it

#sidenote: i had a dream the other morning #that I was watching bdubs play decked out #like on a livestream I think #and he got so jump-scared by a warden he accidentally said ''fucking- shit'' #Then realized what he said as he ran away- stopped at a safe spot and switched into F5 to look at the camera- #and laughed like ''.....I didn't say that. you heard ~nothing~'' to the audience before continuing the run #It was so mildly cursed that I just keep thinking about it lol #a few hours after I woke up he posted his first Decked Out video too. It was perfect timing lol #Anyway! #lee speaks #hermitcraft #hypnotizd #decked out 2

[grand-line-shenanigans]

haha Oops

#trigun #trigun 98 #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #millie thompson #listen. listen. trigun 98 is SO GOOD because. because it goes like this: #imagine. You are Meryl Stryfe. You work for an insurance company. You are sent by your insurance company - along with your partner Millie - #to hunt down this guy who has a fucking enormous bounty just because he Fucks Shit Up in every town he visits. The insurance company wants #him under 24-hr surveillance in order to stop him from Fucking Shit Up. You have to find him and then follow him around forever. Also he is #provably Evil and Fucked Up and. you know. he Fucks Shit Up. But you gotta do it. So. You spend FOUR MONTHS looking for this guy. You #follow rumors. You CANNOT FIND HIM. But what you CAN find is this PATHETIC LOSER FUCKING GUY - WITHOUT FAIL - EVERY TOWN you follow the #rumors to. There he is. People keep mistaking him for the guy you're looking for. But he Cannot be the guy! He can't!! Hes pathetic. he's a #wet beast of a man. he's an absolute dumbass. he's a Literal Pacifist. THERE JS NO WAY THAT HE IS THE GUY. #For literally a month at least. you KEEP RUNNING INTO HIM. And every time youre like. 'oh GOD no NOT YOU AGAIN!' and what makes it worse is #Millie goes 'omg hiii mister Vash!! We were looking for you!' and you have to REMIND HER that THIS IS NOT THE GUY!!! #YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY MILLIE!!! WRONG GUY!!! and the Fucking Guy just LAUGHS like he thinks your plight is FUNNY and you despise him. #anyways thjs goes on for like. the first five episodes. and its the FUNNIEST SHIT #ALSO HE KNOWS MERYL AND MILLIE ARE LOOKING FOR HIM. HE DOESNT BRING IT UP. HE SAYS NOTHING. NOT EVEN TO LIE AND DENY THAT HE'S THE GUY #anyway rant over #my art #screencap redraw #id in alt

[bylertruther]

"you've called maybe a couple times. it's been a year, mike. meanwhile, el has like a book of letters from you." "that's because she's my girlfriend, will." "a-and us?" "we're friends! we're. friends."

the fact that this is real dialogue from the show and not a fanfic excerpt... the fact that their connection to each other is so intimate and important still that will felt like he could ask mike what they were not just once, but twice... the fact that mike doesn't flinch whatsoever or act any kind of way after this, he just rolls with it and reiterates that they're friends, making the distinction between will and el clear... which is, like... this is the eighties, the wheelers voted reagan, they're small town midwesterners etc etc, this Should have been ringing some alarm bells in their heads or given either of them pause and yet.... i just...

#LIKE DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN........ HOW DID THEY THINK /NOTHING/ OF THAT CONVERSATION AT ALL........ BRUH #mike saying he can't do those things for will bc those are romantic things implying tht he believes will to be saying he wants those #romantic things and apparently while shocking tht he would have the gall after never picking up the phone or calling him first and #not laughing at his jokes etc it's still just like. not a thing tht registers as even a little bit peculiar in mike's brain. like. hello. #rink-o-mania fight you are that girl....

[dumbasssoftly]

look, not to be a bitch, but im tired of the whole ‘mike is such a bully and a controversy king hmph!’ Like I get it. He says dumb shit. But for a 44 year old man, he’s pretty good. Compared to the other 44 year old men I know in Real life, he’s pretty damn good. I get how his whole ‘stfu Zoomers’ schtick can be annoying, but he’s clearly joking. He finds that funny, it’s lighthearted, whatever, he’s a 44 year old man, I don’t give a shit. I’m in my late 20s, I have rent to pay buddy, I’m not worried about what this man says when his most controversial take of the Week is that he calls his audience young. Like??? You have not been on YouTube fuckin long enough or seen enough awful shit if you think that’s the worst thing a man can fucking do, if I’m calling Mike a fuckin relief, a fucking respite from the rest of the internet, what the fuck do you think I’m comparing him to. honestly. think about it. If he’s the Best (ish) for the select kind of Man I want to watch, because I get joy from it, can you possibly imagine the kinds of other shit men within his bracket? And when I hop on tumblr dot com I don’t go to the rlmblr tag to see y’all going ‘oooh he said a nasty thinggg grr shame on you bad man’ no I go because I want to see you guys’ goofin and having fun and posting the thirstiest tags known to man I don’t come here to see blortch and co.’s rancid, mid-ass, ice-cold takes. They do it for shits and giggles, (which. I mean, do you.) but some of you take mikes word vomit a little too seriously. It’s a 44 year old man. On the internet. Who does movie reviews. He meets the baseline moral criteria, baby, and that’s all I care about. I don’t watch him for his sociopolitical beliefs, I watch him bc it’s an hour+ of voices in the background so I can work, because I have a Job and I have Rent and Bills to Pay, and because I want to sit on his fat cock that’s all that’s it I rest my case goodnight.

#this isn’t a callout or nothing I’m just having fun. #it’s just like the culmination of all the eyerolls when I see a ‘mike is saying a bad thing!’ like. #you don’t think I know that. I have enough nuance to know when he says a thing it’s for shock or dark humor #and when something’s actually morally bad like you gotta give me and yourself enough credit to know the difference #without having to make a shady little post about it every episode they make #like we get it now can we move on to how they made each other laugh cause that’s all I care about at this point and time

[skinreflectsthesun]

.

#the other day my husband kept talking about his childhood and laughing about how bad of a kid he was #how he did so much bad shit and how he deserved every punishment he got #and I just had to take a moment #because I don’t usually say anything when he jokes like this #but this time I did #I told him he wasn’t a bad kid #that he was misunderstood and that the people who were supposed to try to understand him didn’t try as much as they should have #and that he was just a kid who was experiencing life for the first time and that there was nothing wrong with that #and that just because the adults in his life weren’t ready to understand him doesn’t mean he was unloveable #and that I love him even when he thinks the worst of himself #even when he thinks he doesn’t deserve it #even when he gets angry or upset #that it’s okay to feel these things and express it #and that at he is a good person and that he is deserving of my love

[p-antalons]

bad bob is the type of famous person who wakes up one day at like age 57 and goes “i should write an autobiography” and alicia just tries to smother him with a pillow because it’s 3 am and he woke her up to share this revelation. the next morning he immediately starts writing it, only to realize he literally knows nothing about writing and has to take a step back and call an agent for help. jack doesn’t find out he’s writing one bc bob has forgotten to mention it to everyone he knows so he literally finds out through twitter with about half the hockey world, including all of bob’s famous retired friends who all send confused congratulations. he also announces that he’s going on a book tour with that ON TWITTER and immediately picks the weirdest set of cities to visit. after tweeting that, he immediately goes on a fishing trip and can’t be reached for about nine hours, as his phone is being blown up by everyone and everything. alicia thinks the entire affair is a comedy and encourages it

#jack doesn’t find out until tater mentions that he hopes it gets a russian translation at practice #so he literally finds out via tater and goes to call his dad who doesn’t pick up #and then he calls his mom who just laughs the entire phone call and says nothing helpful #one of the cities bob picked is kent’s hometown #not on purpose he threw pins at a map and it happened to land there #and it’s during the off season so kent HAS to go bc one of his cousin’s kids is obsessed #they take a horrifying picture where both of them look like they’re being held at gunpoint as his baby cousin is beaming #all the aces chirp kent about it #bitty is delighted by this entire ordeal and his parents drive up to go to bob’s signing in georgia #it turns out to be an incredibly well written book and no one has any idea how #omgcp #omgcheckplease #check please #bad bob #bob zimmermann

[boxwinebaddie]

uncle nina stop being a villian & a comedienne challenge

#WHY AM I LAUGHING IM SORRY #im gonna write the worst and most heart breaking answer to this ask #BUT FIRST WE GOTTA LAUGH #I LOVE VILLIANY #I LOVE BEING EVIL #EMPRESS OF EVIL NINA #but where did i lie #LOOK HE WANTS TO SAY IT #HE JUST CANT #MY TRUAMATIZED REPRESSED KING #the begining of that fight is so gnar too #u might have to ask me abt it in another ask #bc i was gonna put it in the nsfw!ask #but it’s too sad and im tryna keep it ;) in there #BUT ANYWAYS #NOT ME BEING A COMMEDIENNE #i am being insane tonight sorry #me: posts zilch nothing for a couple days #me: randomly posts 10 times in one night

[frecklystars]

sorry for the long ass post but this has always my favorite scene in the entire film - for obvious reasons - and im so glad greta talked about it and the way she worded it made me laugh so hard i had tears in my eyes. haha... god. my boyfriend sobbing his eyes out over the metaphorical crusts on his patriarchy sandwich......

#i dont think ill ever love anybody quite the same way that i love Ken #because he came into my life during a time when i was like. dying. not in a haha millennial way. i was genuinely fucking dying. #he is so. special. to me. he is so... everything to me and i truly mean it every time that i say it #i miss and love him so deeply so WHOLEHEARTEDLY *EVERY* single day #and i didn't used to be able to do that anymore! but he!! HE made me feel SAFE again and thats INSANE #because i was SO UNSAFE for SO goddamn long! and the feeling of safety is STILL unfamiliar to me and foreign and horrifying #but he's constantly such a Safe character. Barbie too even moreso. and it's so refreshing after feeling Unsafe for so. long. #i spent over a year feeling like my whole world had ended and i was destined to die but then he! shows up! in my life! #and no other character was able to spark life back into my heart the way he did #AND I HAD *TRIED* I had tried so hard to get into old special interests and find new ones but NOTHING worked #i was just an empty husk. just a shell of a person having flashbacks *constantly* #feeling unsafe *constantly* suffering *constantly* every single second i was awake i was in so much pain #and then every time i'd sleep i'd have the goriest nightmares about all the abuse i was put through and all the F/Os i'd lost #but then Ken Carson plucked a star out of the sky and said 'hey sweet girl you don't know me but i miss you and love you' #'and barbie is here and im here and allan is here and everyone loves you already. we're so happy to meet you' #'and everything is gonna be okay because we've got you! we came for you! and we will fight for you!!' #and then hearing greta comment abt this scene made me laugh so hard and then it hits me. i laugh now. #i laugh so often because of This Dude. i didnt used to be able to laugh before but now i laugh like i used to #i used to say all the time about my past main F/O i had lost from abuse from an IRL person 'i will never love anyone more' #and true i will never love anyone more than i loved my starlight. but here is the thing #i will never love anyone the way i love Barbie. i will never love anyone the way i love Ken Carson #because it was IMPOSSIBLE for me to feel joy for so long and it was. THIS MOVIE that brought me back #when this movie is so full of the most specific triggers. colors. clothes. yet i push thru it every time #and its because these characters make me feel THAT safe!!!! like if i see a trigger i tell myself that's BARBIE'S Thing. and Barbie is safe #ive never ever once had a flashback during the barbie movie NOT even once even tho logically i Should. but i dont. #because these F/Os are like!!! sweet girl!!! we've got you!!! and i'm like yeah you sure do now don't ever let me go #god i cry my eyes out every single time i think about this i need to sleep LMFAO SORRY FOR THE LONG RANT #love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-

[jackshunter]

coming on here again to say that while making theories about eric’s change in characterization is fine, pretending like he wasn’t just a victim of lazy writing and flanderization is frankly just dumb. him becoming more stupid as the series went on can’t be explained in universe because it wasn’t an intentional storyline or piece of subtext or anything, it was literally just them deciding eric was the comic relief character and then never giving him a shred of depth ever again. stop trying to find a convoluted answer to a simple question we already know the answer to.

#side note but i also hate when people say eric was neurodivergent soley because he was the stupid character or whatever #not only is this AGAIN ignoring the obvious answer that the writers just made him nothing but comic relief to get more laughs #but it also enforces harmful stereotypes about neurodivergent people (coming from an autistic person who also has adhd) #sorry this has been on my mind for so long and i finally figured out how to articulate it #boy meets world #girl meets world #eric matthews #cory matthews #shawn hunter #topanga lawrence #angela moore #rachel mcguire #jack hunter