#and i'm always like

[harryforvogue]

mia definitely thinks harry fakes the things he likes. there’s no possible way he could like them!

for example, when they go out to a new local coffee shop and mia orders a fun latte and harry just gets a regular black coffee. she narrows her eyes at him all suspiciously and she’s like, “we came here for the first time and that’s what you get?”

harry looks up from his phone, startled. "what do you mean?"

"it's just a black coffee."

"well it's also iced."

"you only ever get that."

he glances at her drink. "i guess i just don't have a taste like yours." he slides his coffee over. "try it."

mia does, taking a very cautious sip, and then dramatically coughs and takes several large sips of hers. harry only smiles and shakes his head. he brings the straw back to his lips.

"whatcha reading?" she asks.

harry smiles some more because, well, "BBC news."

she makes a face. "how boring."

"well, i'm reading the economics portion. i'll be sure to hand my phone over once i get to the comics."

mia grumbles, "very funny. but you honestly mean to say you like reading that stuff?"

"i do work in business, baby."

oh no.

not the random pet name.

that means she's saying bone-headed things and endearing him. he even turns his phone over and looks her with those crinkled, beautiful green eyes.

"yeah," mia says, avoiding his eyes or else she'll stumble. "but, like, you don't ever want to read about unimportant things?"

"of course i do. and those aren't necessary boring. depends on interest, no?"

"and you're genuinely interested in things like...like the stock market and investments and microeconomics."

"genuinely," he confirms.

"i failed my economics class in college."

"i know, baby, i was there to witness it."

"whatever." she sips her drink. "all i'm saying is that you're not beating the boring 40 year old white man working in business allegations."

"mia, do you really think i'm boring?"

his eyes are sparkling in the light and she knows that he knows the answer to that.

"whatever," she says again.

and then the server comes by with their food.

mia looks at her two layered pancakes and harry's conservative avocado toast with scrambled eggs on the side.

harry raises his eyebrows at her. "don't."

"i want you to look me in the eyes and tell you that you actually, wholly, totally enjoy--"

harry reaches over and grabs her face, stopping her words. her stormy grey eyes are all annoyed. he's smiling again. "i actually, wholly, and totally enjoy my boring, repetitive meals." he lets her face go. "now eat please."

#harry and mia #i have a friend who only drinks black coffee #and i'm always like #why are you like this #that's all

[honeysulani]

I love creating sims in my head, write their backstories for gameplay and when it comes to opening the game and creating them I don't want to ;-;

#why am I like this #they're also 2 MALE sims #means pain because my male sims take so long to create #i never like them #creating female sims is much easier for me ;-; #i'm bored at work and began to write their looks and stories in my notes #and i'm always like #yeah TOMORROW before work i'll open my game and create them! #and what do I do...not opening the game #i'm always like aaah it takes so long to find the cc I like and spending hours is cas is not worth it #I don't wanna waste my little free time before work ;-; #them I'm playing bg3 lol #but maybe on the weekend #at least it's my plan to open sims again and play a bit #annie.txt

[uchihashisui-kun]

I love it when people refer to Danzō as a war criminal in the context of Naruto because that means that in the Narutoverse there's the equivalent of the Geneva Convention that happened at some point and for some reason I find that so funny

#mun's talk #naruto #people really be like #'we are okay with child soldiers but we draw the line at experimenting on people and manipulating the aforementioned child soldiers' #and I'm always like #'You're okay with child soldiers???' #also people hating on Danzō but loving Orochimaru should shut up because the only difference between the two of them is that Oro is hot #(which is debetable because I personally find Daddy Danzō very hot) #but anyway it's really funny that Hashirama and the other first Kages decided to use child soldiers and pass tailed beasts to each other- #-like they were trading pokémon cards but then they all decided that certain things were more frowned upon than others #considering that Konoha literally drove Sakumo to suicide after he saved his teammates instead of completing the mission #I find it very hard to believe that they would make certain war laws or whatever #but you do you Ig

[voidartisan]

#I’ll always reblog this post I think it’s one of the funniest on Star Wars tumblr

(via @questforgalas , excuse the tag)

I get these tags on my Obi-Wan and Dooku post occasionally and I'm just like. "always"? am i a part of the starwarsblr ecosystem now? just that one post? how old do people think this thing is anyway?

#there's a comment on that post asking if its the reason obi wan/dooku slashfic exists #and i'm always like #this post isn't even six months old yet #hasn't even got past 30k notes #the idea might be vaguely ingrained in a large portion of the tumblr fandom's minds now but it's not that influential

[acewithapaintbrush]

Putting your phone in a different pocket every time makes sure you'll have that quick horrifying "Oh my god, I lost my phone" moment at least once a day

Just in case you crave that adrenaline high like I do

#Same with my keys #They are never in the same pocket twice #And I'm always like #Where the fuck are my keys #Fun #Or not #Life advice

[male-gazing]

#david krumholtz #you can tell i'm old bc i'm not 100% opposed to the mustache as an accoutrement #it's not an ironic thing #sometimes when he's shaving stanley will do a 1970s mustache as a joke #and i'm always like #🥵 #no seriously just leave it babe #and he's like oh my god what is wrong with you

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever... #bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

[silverspleen]

Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.

What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.

Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.

#like it's cool it's cool but also IT HURTS. #BE UGLY #HAVE AN UNFLATTERING PICTURE OF YOURSELF #it's who you are #people are often unflattering and it's genuine #anyway stupid candid camera shots will always be my favorite pictures of myself #I like to see how I look when I'm not posing #the dragoon diaries

[seriousturd]

#tumblr polls #random polls #poll time #i love looking at usernames and wondering what it MEANS #so many of you guys have such cool sounding usernames #i just picked random words i like LMAO #serious because people always see me as super serious irl (i'm just a very anxious perfectionist lol) #and turd because i have the sense of humor of a toddler and think poop jokes are funny

[suiheisen]

studio trigger understood the assignment. i would let her wreck me.

#i'm sorry but unnnnffffffffffff. Hot. my humongous chicken-lizard wife <33333333 #she's so majestic.... #like. i get it shuro and marcille. #also that is my favourite page of the manga #watch as tumblr tags this mature content for chimera boobs. i'm always getting kinkshamed on this site... #anyway. this too is yuri. climbing her like a tree. #this episode coming out on lesbian visibility week... the universe knows what i need #falin touden #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #anime #manga #spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #blood tw #long post #lesbian #dunmeshi spoilers

[kimquatz]

process of drawing an OC: - you design them - you get attached to them - their hair gets bigger without you realizing it

#it's always the hair #tbd maybe LOL #one of my OCs rn their hair keeps getting longer every time i draw it... #i'm tryna keep it to their shoulder blades but at some point it started reaching their hips and i was like. Wait.

[ionomycin]

Maiden of Light

#artists on tumblr #i'm so ready to be over winter #spring and warm weather can't come soon enough #my mood is directly linked to the temperature #so i'm trying to cope by channeling my nordic roots #lucia maiden is a cool bit of culture that i always liked as a kid #the whole school would be standing along the long hallway #in the dark #holding candles #while the one chosen as lucia would walk through it with a wreath and candles on her head and we all sing the Sankta Lucia song #i'm not religious but #the VIBES #were immaculate

[snarkspawn]

based ofc on this

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #bg3 fanart #astarion ancunin #bg3 astarion #astarion #stuff and things #userpharawee #I'm back! hi :D #just a quick silly thing to try and get back into the groove after two weeks hhh #wHY do I always feel like I forgot how to draw after not drawing for a while uGH. anyway. #how have you guys been? I hope 2024 is treating you well so far ♥︎

[pokimoko]

I can't keep being fundamentally changed as a person by animated movies, it's just not sustainable.

#animation #animated film #animated movies #across the spiderverse #across the spider-verse #spiderverse #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #puss in boots 2 #nimona #nimona film #yes i'm posting this specifically because i just watched nimona and am feeling all kinds of things but really these are all PEAK TIER #the fact they have ALL been released within 7 months of each other...like...woah we are thriving right now #stylised animation with its own unique style reflecting the movie i love you forever kissing you on the mouth #films that make me ferally rip up any and all art blocks to shreds #and that's just the animation side of things #i won't get started on the plots. they also make me want to bounce off of walls #hugging all these close to my chest #as well as all the other great animated movies that exist because animation wins all catergories for me always #(let's not forget anime movies either; y'all are beautiful too! keeping 2d animation alive and i'm so here for it)

[stuckinapril]

lived my whole life in guilt bc i thought i was responsible for people's feelings. newly realizing that other people are responsible for their feelings and reactions, even if they make it seem like i'm the problem. a lot of the time it really has to do w them and their own emotional regulation. i can't keep thinking i'm not allowed to have space bc of other people's insecurities. like i literally refuse to dim myself. other people are responsible for their feelings just as i'm responsible for mine.

#like i'm always gonna operate from a place of kindness but i've had to deal w so many people who're bad at communication/confrontation #which led me to think i'm the problem #that i deserve to be given the silent treatment or dismissed disregarded belittled etc #that's j not true. i'm far from perfect but i think so few people deserve that kind of reaction. and my biggest revelation is i do not #even if people want to make me think i do / that their reaction is justified / that i'm a burden etc #my biggest problem is i humor people like this for too long bc it's been normalized behavior to me #does this make any sense to anyone. it's the end of the year and i'm reflecting on so many things #p

[seventeendeer]

when you’re pet pet petting your sweet little baby cat on her sweet little pumpkin head but then she starts to get overstimulated and her little tail is swooshing back and forth and you can Tell all her ancient beast instincts are kicking in telling her to maul the shit out of your hand, and she looks SO forlorn because she actually wanted more cuddles but also there’s only so much a little animal can do to contain her impulses and she looks at you w the biggest wettest saddest eyes like

#deerchatter #I'M SORRY BABY I CAN'T UN-ZAP YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM .. WE HAVE TO STOP BEFORE U REMOVE MY FINGERS ....... #mine always just sits next to me afterwards like I May Not Be Able To Handle More Cuddles But We WILL Hang Out. End Of Discussion.