#and so divorced

[krillissue]

polygun has a lot of potential here

#trigun #trigun textposts #polygun #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #they are so married #and so divorced

[divorced-slenderman]

She took the pages.

#divorced-slenderman #It's so slover. #Where do I get more..

[c-tepx]

soooo to laios chilchuck is roughly the size of his dogs. huh. i am so normal about this.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #dunmeshi laios #chilaios #dunmeshi chilchuck #laios x chilchuck #giving the new meaning to the size difference trope #like. damn. #if divorced middle aged man why so baby shaped #little meow meow and I do mean little

[chilchucktimbs]

aggressively shoves this in your face

#HE IS A CARER! HE CARES SO MUCH! 😭😭😭 #dungeon meshi #chilchuck tims #divorce tag

[crowleys-hips]

#i think i'm so funny #good omens #good omens s2 #good omens 2 #good omens memes #good omens shitpost #good omemes #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens incorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #air conditioning #ineffable fandom #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #final fifteen #david tennant #michael sheen #xanshitposts

[sabh0]

And then they went back home and watched a movie or something

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #skk #soukoku #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #ango sakaguchi #this thing on instagram skyrocketed so much i feel like everyone in the fandom just wishes to see those two divorce fr #sab posting

[awetfrog]

Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible

#my art tag? #astarion #baldur's gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #bloodweave #put actual effort into keeping everyone in their canon armour but drow armour looks so Correct on astarion #hes in his mcr three cheers for sweet revenge era let him be #anyway hope they get divorced soon

[its-tickety-boo]

These two idiots kill me because what Crowley is hearing from Aziraphale is, “I am able to look past your demonic nature because I love you so much, but if there was a way, I would change that part of you” and what Crowley wants to hear is, “I look at all of you and I love all of you”

Meanwhile Aziraphale’s actually saying, “I love every version of you that I’ve known, but I miss the smile you had when I met you and I would give anything to bring that joy back”

#communication? these bitches never heard of it #they’re so tragic and for what #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #crowley #good omens season two #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #miscommunication #ineffable idiots #ineffable divorce #I’ve seen so many variations of this post and they all destroy me

[dykealloy]

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

#one piece #son. return my hat after you've defeated my several evil exes #how does one man have so much divorced energy with so many people while also not being present to give this context #monkey d. luffy vs. the world #yeah im still watching the anime #forgive thy sins of weeb posting #opla #shanks #red haired shanks #mishanks #shuggy #CJ's op watch-through

[petricorah]

I love "i would kill for you" ship dynamics but what about "i would stop killing" ship dynamic??

I would lay down my sword for you. I would change my nature and go against everything i've known. I would resist the easy way out of solving my problems. I would give up the adrenaline of battle to stay by your side and make tea instead. I'm not sure I know who I am without a weapon in my hand because I've had to fight for so long but for you I'm willing to try and figure this out.

It must be hard. To put down your weapon that's protected you for so long. It's allowed you to stay alive it's kept you from getting hurt--physically and mentally. Because you've never had to worry about a real relationship if you think you'll be dead at the next battle. And you feel naked without it and it feels like you're ripping off an extension of yourself. Are you even whole without it? Are you worthy of being loved if you can't prove it by risking your life? And yet they've found someone who's asking them for something much harder than dying in battle on their behalf. They've found someone who wants them to live. And that's much more terrifying.

#i know this sounds like the 'bad guy falls for good guy' which can be fun but thats not what i mean #anyway. this wasn't quite zukka but i do think it aligns with my au of zuko not dying on the throne and sokka retiring his sword to paint #and living like piandao in the mountains. urging zuko to retire and zuko no longer needing fire bending and not knowing what to do with #himself if he doesnt have to fight #so he uses his bending to make tea instead :) #aka this is how divorced zukka can still get together #zuko being upset bc sokka chose work over them in the first place but so dodnhe #but he gets a second chance in retirement #if he can give it up

[lorehappy83]

"Grant me your wrath, my dear. For I've become unworthy of your forgiveness"

#cw blood #cw: blood #here we go again #ineffable angst #good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #the angel broke his heart #so now its his turn to do the same #there is a song perfect for this one #but i couldnt find it #long live angsty pieces #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce

[catmask]

with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet

#serizawa. send post #he did NOT live his life as a shut in for almost a whole decade to be drawn SKINNY! not by me at least #also like so many characters over the age of 30. no more fit moms and dads GIVE them that divorce body fat NOW! #*strikes you down with the force of god* #but honestly alternative for serizawa that ive always liked is that he gains weight when he starts working for reigen #because he can now go out and eat new foods :D he has actually gained an appetite because he's moving around more #and isnt just eating like instant ramen or whatever his mom brings him #see how easy it is you can just believe it with your heart. you just have to find the ways to make true waht u know #scratchpost #txt

[bizlybebo]

i shed a tear every time i see a funny post and think “this is so (gay ship)” but the gay ship isn’t real because the thought is about my two ocs from the book i never wrote and so i cant reblog this or talk about it because nobody would understand 💔💔

#they are SO GAY #and SO DIVORCED

[fenja-art]

I found peace in your gentle embrace.

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#crowley #ineffeble husbands #ineffable divorce #good omens #artists on tumblr #aziraphale #art #good omens art #good omens fanart #ineffable spouses #go fanart #aziracrow #angel crowley #GO art #good omens s2 #go s1 #queue go too fast for me #I haven't made any art in so long but like i had to do something bcs the ending of s2 left me in fkn shambles

[hateliers]

everyone on this site loves talking abt divorce so i wanna see something

#polls #radio transmissions #i am a child of divorce and i <3 divorce its the best thing that happened 2 my parents after me. so i wanna know

[ineffable-bullshit]

it is so beyond fucking funny to me that azirphale knew exactly what he was doing when he threatened to never speak to crowley again. because the world could end and yeah he'd be a little torn up, but never talking to aziraphale again?? well you should've said something earlier let me alter the fabric of the universe and stop fucking time so i can still listen to my husband talk about old books.

#they're so dumb #love em tho #aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable divorce