what if your tav was a little stupid and didnt realize vampires were real. this is my vision
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let me just say this: if crowley EVER makes an actual move on aziraphale and aziraphale gives even a HINT of reciprocation it's over for him in SECONDS bc u know aziraphale half asses nothing so it'll be like crowley tries to brush their fingers together and aziraphale fully beams at him and interlocks their fingers in seconds. crowley stares speechlessly at their hands for 5 minutes, looks up at aziraphale and faints. crowley gets aziraphale flowers and aziraphale puts them in the very center of his shop where everyone can see and keeps them alive for months. crowley fights a giggle every time he sees them. crowley offers his jacket on a cold night and aziraphale wears the jacket everywhere for weeks and gushes about it to everyone he meets. crowley chokes on his breath every meeting aziraphale is in it without fail. crowley slyly asks aziraphale on an actual romantic date and aziraphale SLAMS down their wedding invitations infort him of like "im so glad u asked, dear, i've been waiting for this" then launches into a rant about flower arrangements and table cloth colors and crowley is left blinking at him and trying not to explode. poor snake.
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I'm going to make you oversleep so that you wake up three hours after you were supposed to take the final exam for your most important class
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pov it’s the night of December 2nd 2013 and you’ve just burst into your grandsons room to pick him up so he’s not down there when you blow up the world the guy who ruined your life is from because you wouldn’t be able to live with yourself if you let him stay down there with everyone else which is Really fucking weird because you thought even coming back here in the first place meant giving up forever on anything for the rest of your life but this goddamn kid stops you from blowing up the planet and now you’re basically permanently fucked because now you’re just gonna have to keep on living and it’s because you love him. and tomorrow morning you will be running from alien police with him
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Seeing so many fics now not have many comments but so many notes really frustrated/ saddens me :/
people deserve to be told their works is good, that silly line they threw into the third paragraph referencing that show / movie was noticed, that they did not waste their time working on free entertainment for us.
It’s just so frustrating to click into a fic with a good few hundred notes and the only comments are “part two” or “tag in next part” cause like? How about some appreciation for what we already gave you before you start asking for something else that you’ll probably just disregard aswell?
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allergies kicking me in the dick rn
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girls after an average shift
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Don’t listen to haters, everything ever spread about Vivzie was disproven. Your art is cute.
LMAOOOOOOOO NO IT WASNT????????!!??!?!?
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You know.
At school I had a game with my friend
I would write down names of characters from different media (TV shows, books etc) that she hadn't watched and she would match them
Usually I put the girls and the boys on each side of the page (non binary characters were either at the top or bottom)
And then she drew lines and made ships
Now the thing is. She hardly ever got canon ships right
Her worst cases were close to pedophilia and incest
So at some point she gave up trying to get them right and was more happy when she was creating monstrosities cause it was funny
And I think, the writers of Elite are playing the very same game
They started by making fun ships "hoho look at these characters they look good together" then they messed up "hehe these 2 are awful" and then they went bullshit and thought "YEAH MAKE THE MOM KISS HER SON MUAHAHA"
And yeah. I don't think you should make canon ships of the matching game me and my friend played in class yknow Mr elite writes
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i want the shanks has an evil twin/clone whos a celestial dragon theory to be real so so bad its just so silly and funny to me i already have this au in my head where figarbro gets wrong-place-wrong-time roped into some epic pirate crime shanks commits and gets kicked out of mariejois bc they now think he’s a turncoat
figarbro is like ‘noooo this is a mistake let me back innnnn’ something something he ends up on the red force and shanks’ crew is like ‘lol captain ur brother is kind of a loserass little bitch’ and shanks is like ‘lmao trueeee’ then they have an epic adventure where they take figarbro around and forcibly teach him how to take that stick out of his ass.
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small receipt because im seeing a lot of people comment on harrys state of mind when around jeff or olivia or the stunt crew. my new-ish bf recently took me on triple date with his two best work bros. one of them is married to an italian man, and during dinner we mentioned coachella and my bf made a joke about me loving harry more than him. the two guys (colleague and italian husband) casually said that they had met him over christmas in italy and that hes even more gorgeous irl. obvs i lose my mind a little bit but try to keep cool and they tell me the story of how the husband has this really good friend who has a house in the same town harry does. over christmas they went there with her, and then they went out to lunch and ran into harry, olivia and a bunch of other people, including some kids. nothing new here, but what i thought was interesting was that they said that their friend went up to harry to say hi because they've hung out before, and that he gave her a hug, introduced her to olivia and they all had a brief conversation. afterwards the three of them commented on the whole thing, and apparently the friend made a quick comment about how it had felt a bit awkward and he was colder than usual. i asked them if they had felt that way, they said he was very kind but def a bit aloof, and that the atmosphere felt a little weird, but that they wouldn't have noticed but their friend did because she said that he's usually super bubbly and happy and charming and that day he felt a bit off, and she had never met olivia before. i obvs was super interested in knowing more, but they didnt share anything else and also said that their friend barely said anything else about it so they didnt want to pry because shed basically never told them about him before and it felt like she didnt want to gossip. i just thought it was interesting that someone hes met alone would pick up on such a different vibe when hes with her. also the italian guy made fun of his husband because he had no idea who olivia was and when they told him they were dating he thought it was a joke for like an hour. oh also she was wearing the love on tour jacket which is how they were able to spot them right away and both husbands thought it was a bit weird lol.
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On the surface, silent migraines seem like the better deal… right up until you suffer all day before you realize that possibly your body hasn’t just universally decided to stop working for no reason and also you should have taken your meds 8 hours ago
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Yeah. Sure. Okay.
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1. it’s my 24th birthday today, so my goal of being published by the time i’m 25 is now a one year looming monster, but i never specified what kind of published and am currently looking in various literary magazines that are recommended for writers who have yet to be published, so i’m surprisingly confident that i can make it work? and tbh even if whatever i write isn’t officially published before my 25th birthday, if i have someone in the process of being published then i’ll be happy!! no matter what though, i’m gonna try to be proud of myself for at least giving it my best shot!!
2. i honestly love that my birthday is on the ides of march because the ides of march meme shitposting is only a thing on tumblr but it also being my birthday makes it easier to like. be excited about the ides of march outside of tumblr. like even in person i can be like “it’s my birthday! i’m an ides of march babe (:” and if someone is like oh what’s that? or if they say something along the lines of oh like julius caesar? i can be like yep!! and even if it’s a small thing outside of tumblr it brings me immense enjoyment and amusement being able to bring it up off of tumblr
3. transportation situation has been very rough since june 2023 when i totalled my car, my gap insurance are being assholes and i ended up putting my foot down on the phone with them yesterday which i’m pretty proud of because i am NOT a confrontational person (something i’ve been working on this past year, so seeing some improvement with my ability to hold my ground and not be a pushover yesterday was very cool!!) i was told i’d get a response from them by friday next week no matter what, and if i don’t then friday of next week i will continue to wreak havoc upon them. but my moms car which i’ve been using since my accident broke down yesterday, hopefully it’s fixable but my parents were saying it might be done for, so trying to think of how i’m gonna get to work next week is kind of stressing me out lmao, but for now i’m just gonna focus on enjoying my birthday the best i can because i don’t want to start off being 24 with an overwhelming anxiety for something that won’t be a potential issue until monday. plus i already messaged my boss today to let her know that i’m going to do everything i can to make it work out but just so she’s in the loop and knows of the potential of me not being able to make my morning shifts (one of my coworkers said she’s more than happy to give me a ride for our afternoon shifts which does help relieve some of the stress!) and i told her i’d let her know for sure sunday so that if necessary she can have time to figure out someone to fill in for me in the mornings!
overall: life is weird and i ended being 23 yesterday with a shitty situation but a positive outlook and i am going to enjoy my first day of being 24 no matter what because honestly i fucking earned it. happy friday everyone, i hope it’s a good day for you and me both!
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My brain dislikes remembering simple stuff but will remember the most complex outta the blue things without being prompted to do so…
(Why can’t I remember the emojis but can remember stuff like almost if not all of the first gen Pokémon and their moves along with the unsettling Pokédex info?)
SAME I can't remember 80% of my life but at the same time have a couple vivid memories from when I was 4 so like???
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huh. i just identified part of my internalized fatphobia that kinda contributes to my dysphoria and makes me feel bleh.
basically sometimes I have this subconscious idea that I can't be the cool dudeguy I wanna be... because I'm fat. like when I do feel good and cool and confident and comfortable in my body (which is more frequent these days, hashtag character growth 🥰) there's this little voice in the back of my head saying shit like "if u were leaner u would actually be cool but ur fat so actually u just look stupid <3" or "oh u feel rad and punk and a little gnc? well ur fat so actually u just look like a girl lol if u were skinny you could pull this off but nah <3"
and I mean obviously that's all incorrect. your size and shape have no real bearing on your gender, or how cool you are, or what kind of style or aesthetic you're allowed to have, etc
but I guess there's a bit of a gap between knowing that and actually believing it for yourself. so I've definitely gotta work on bridging that gap. :/
and i dont feel like getting all the way into it right now, but Gee, I Wonder if these misconceptions have anything to do with the fact that fat people are almost always portrayed as comedy relief, as losers, as unattractive, uncool........ in most media it's like fat ppl can't exist without their size being an intrinsic part of their character in a negative or "funny" way so of course that easily gets turned into "I'm fat so nothing else about me matters" while skinnier ppl are actually allowed to have personalities 🙃
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