#aph iowa

[careless-writer]

I already posted this to my ao3 so maybe I should post this here. Please be warned this story does include coercion and rape of a underage girl (16) so if you don’t like it don’t read it.

Mykolaiv, Ukraine circa 2018

Iowa ooked around, the house was nice ‘it’s better here than in Kiev’ he shifted his head and smiled. She looked at him, she ran her fingers through his hair “what type of shampoo do you use your hair is soft” he opened his eyes “it’s not that special at all” he said sighing “You like it better in the countryside Maddvy” Iowa nodded “that’s good” he smiled “why did you want to come here” he adjusted his head on her lap “oh you know, Poroshenko”. Petro Poroshenko, loved by some and loathed by others. Dmitri and his sons were some of those people “what did he do?” “he said your Visa expired and you have to leave, but I don’t want you to leave Maddvy” he looked up at her, she played with his hair as he smiled “you won’t leave me will you” she looked down at him “You said my visa would expire I’ll have to go Dmitri” “you can call me Dima” “I’ll make him let you stay” she raised an eyebrow “how can you do that?”

If only she knew, if it wasn’t for Kiev and Loretta (Arkansas) coming over she would be out cold, she could hear them wishing farewells to each other for the time being “oh Maddvy” she shivered, he opened the door “you look so cute like that” he stepped in and closed it “maybe you’ll look cuter without the clothes don’t you think” he walks towards her “you move I hit you and I don’t want to do that so please don’t move” she shuddered at the thought and nodded. He started taking off the clothes she was borrowing from him. He hummed as he unbuttoned the shirt “Maddvy tell me do you have any family members at all siblings kids anything” he alleged l asked, why would he ask about kids your 25 and I’m 16 “well I have a sister Wyoming and her kid Cheyanne” he hummed “okay” he smiled. He slid the dress shirt off of her arms, smiling at the girl he continued to remove her clothing “You want the bra on or off” “what are you doing” he grabbed her underwear and pulled down “Dmitri answer me” he looked up “do you really want to know” she nodded as you continued to pull at her too small underwear “I told him you were pregnant so you couldn’t leave” he pulled the underwear down, and pushed her on the bed. It took a few minutes for her to comprehend what he said “wait… YOU TOLD HIM I WAS PREGNANT” he shushed her “it’s okay I’ll be able to marry you if I get you pregnant, okay” she looked him, and scowled “really Dima” kissed her cheek “I’ll take care of you, you’ll never hungry” she snorted “fine”.

She laid on the bed, she breathed up and down "calm down" his voice was slightly annoyed he sighed and leaned down and kissed her slipping one of his fingers into her, she gasped and squirmed he held her hip. He started pumping the finger in and out of her while she moaned and sighed, he started to stretch her with another and then another he started to go faster until a thick liquid started to cover his fingers "you like that mylashka, do you" he cooed at her he didn't even need a response at this point he was enjoying the faces and noises that she was making. He tapped her stomach ‘maybe I could get her pregnant but not now, I don’t know’ he looked at her “You want a kid” he cocked a eyebrow, he knew she couldn’t think straight “yea I want a kid” but the look in her eyes screaming yes “You’ll thank me later” he said will boping her nose.

About 2 weeks later

She opened her eyes “Dmi- Dima, what happened” she was naked and chained up, again. He was gone ‘he’s probably out already’ she thought. She got out of the bed and walked into the kitchen and looked around, she did that until a amazing smell hit her nostrils she crawled to the edge of the bed as he opened the door “I told you wouldn’t be hungry” he smiled and sat on the bed with 3 pregnancy tests in hand“I made you Denury and I got you some tea”.

She laid on the bed frame “open up I’m going to feed you” she opened her mouth as he fed her, he continued to feed her when she shifted her body he grabbed her cheek and kissed her. They continued to kiss for the next few minutes, he pulled back and she stroked his hair “I’m going to be staying with you babe” she kissed his forehead. He smiled “I’ll have to extend the chain so you can use the restroom” he got up and grabbed the plate “when will I get to walk around” he looked at her “later, but for now” he opened her leg “ can you do me a favor” she looked at him “what” she asked “can you pee” she looked shocked, he looked at her in those eyes “don’t make me clean it” he laughed “I won’t, I promise” she nodded as he opened her legs and let go her bladdder she sighed as the pee left her, he was smiling “seems to be going well” she lowered her legs as Ukraine looked at the tests “so, am I staying or not” tears could be seen in his eyes she pulled him close “sh sh Dima I’m staying here with you”

8 months later

She stared at the bread and sighed, she grabbed the plate and walked “Dima I made the pampushky you wanted” he looked at her smiling as she sat on his lap and leaned back. He hugged her stomach and leaned on her shoulder she started to feed him pieces of the bread, he swallowed and smiled “your a good cook” she smiled as she looked down at her stomach and grabbed it “Dima” she heaved as he kissed her neck “want to come to Kiev with me some time” he said “you said it was dangerous” She said “good point

#aph #hetalia #nyo ukraine #aph Iowa

[panda-state-panoptic]

I’ve been thinking about fashion and

This is such a Midwest girls vibe to me

(Left to right) Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa, Indiana is how I’d dress them

I love the idea of all the female states with their hair done up (or done down) and wearing flower patterns it’s so cute to me

And then with the 70s being bolder with fashion and just having fun

Maybe it’s because of the casualness of it and the social revival going on, but 60s (and 70s) fashion just has such a happy vibe to me and I love to see it

This is more of the 70s but

(Left to right) N. Carolina, S. Carolina, Georgia, and Tennessee is how I’d dress them

Like look at how gorgeous and fun yet elegant their silhouettes are that’s so awesome

#Anyway I love fashion and I love playing dress up with my ocs LMAO #aph hetalia #hetalia #hetalia world stars #hws hetalia #aph #aph america #hetalia world series #hws #hetalia oc #hetalia original character #hetalia ocs #state hetalia #hetalia state au #hetalia states #hetalia fashion #hetalia indiana #hetalia iowa #hetalia minnesota #hetalia wisconsin #hetalia tennessee #hetalia georgia #hetalia North Carolina #hetalia South Carolina #hetalia alfred f jones #hetalia ask blog #hetalia au

[2022iagcroptour]

Our stop in Carnforth, IA (half way between Iowa City and Des Moines) our corn field was also corn last year and had high populations. 35, 37, 35K populatios with very good spacing produced consistent ear sizes. Ear length of 30-38 and either 14 or 18 around. Kernels were just beginning to dent and with good plant health and soil moisture they will be able to finish nicely. This farmer should be pleased with a yield above local APH for this area. Estimated yield - 215 BPA.

[gamer-logic]

2p America Headcanons

Wears a dog tag received from his version of Davie who died in their world's war. This is his most precious thing other than his bat and sunglasses and is almost never seen without it. It was once taken by Lutz in a prank and let's just say, Lutz was bed bound for a month.

Get him angry enough and he slips into a Brooklyn accent. Also gains a New Jersey accent when the show Jersey Shore comes on which he detests with a burning passion.

Hates the aforementioned show and will join New Jersey in burning every bit of merch/DVD/CDs they can find.

Dresses up as a villain on Halloween to freak out Alfred.

Has a fear of clowns following the 2016 killer clown fiasco but will never admit it.

Loves his Louisville slugger bat and just about brings it everywhere. Has since taken all the nails out since living with America and the states. No one knows how it's able to fit in his jacket.

Knows what happened to his world's Roanoke Colony but will never tell.

Since coming to the 1p world, he along with the rest of the 2ps, have gained the same up-to-date scars their counterparts have. Most notably, he has two long scars on his back (towers), one on his forehead hidden above his hairline (pentagon), and one on his back calf(Pennsylvania) from the 9/11 attack to mirror Alfred.

Is surprisingly really good at horse riding and can lasso anything from yards away. This comes in handy when corralling states. Likes riding with Texas.

Doesn't know how to ice skate so Minnesota and Michigan helped teach him.

Extremely vulnerable to Hawaii and Alaska's puppy dog eyes despite his tough-guy image.

Makes sure to teach every kid baseball and joins New York at the Yankees games.

Often helps California with her vegan recopies and helps states like Kansas, Iowa, and Georgia grow their corn/peaches. Can actually cook because of this and Oliver's lessons as a kid, unlike Alfred who's tastebuds were ruined by Arthur.

Likes pranking other countries with the states.

Knows magic and helps tutor Lousiana and Massachusettes in their magic. (See my 2p America's Magic post for more info.)

Is really protective of the states and goes into papa bear mode when they're threatened.

Holds a grudge with Luciano and often terrorizes him.

Passed out when first introduced to Tony and still a little freaked out by him. interestingly, it's harder for him to believe in the concept of aliens than magic while it's the opposite with 1p America.

Loves taking care of the family whale, but will never admit to being a softie (He totally is).

Has a mouth on him and curses like it's going out of style. Censors himself rather creatively around the states though.

Trusts Delaware and Virginia the most out of all the states to be responsible and not do anything stupid.

#hetalia #aph america #hws america #hetalia states #hetalia headcanons #aph louisiana #aph tony #aph massachusetts #aph california #aph virginia #aph kansas #aph georgia #aph iowa #2p america #2p hetalia #hetalia 2p #2ptalia #aph michigan #aph minnesota #aph texas

[incorrectaphstatequotes]

Iowa: Question. When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment...at all?

Wisconsin: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.

#hetalia #50states #aph states #fanfic post #aph iowa #aph wisconsin

[tyiaunia-harris]

Aph Iowa 🇲🇫🇺🇲🌽🚜🐖

Name: Izzie Donton Jones Age: 175 (physically 17 years old) Personality: Sweet, smart, shy and quiet. Izzie is a very kind and loving man who mostly keeps to himself. He's mostly enjoys working on his farm and tending to his crobs. But if someone where to get hurt or mistreated he will be the first one to defend them. Izzie is misunderstood for being "boring" because of his quiet farm life, but he can be quiet amazing in the battlefield especially when he's training with his mother on hand-to-hand combat and swordsmenship. Similar to the rest of the 'Louisiana purchased' state's he loves and admires his old caregiver France and has model his new flag design after his battle flag. Izzie has a bit of drinking problem that only happens when he's in his lowest mood, luckily for him he has an awesome brother like Louisiana to keep him happy and is supportive of him getting better. Izzie's wepon of choice is his ww2 french sword and gun, he also has his own battle cry which is "Je te tuerai au nom de la liberté, de la liberté et de Dieu." Facts: knows English, Spanish, French, Dutch and Japanese. Has a pet pig named Charlotte, a skunk named mal compris and an American Goldfinch named Amériqu. Name his bird in honor of his mother because of how much he's done for him and his siblings. Qoutes: "Bonjour, je m'appelle Izzie Donton Jones. Iowa personnifié, ravi de vous rencontrer." (Iowa introducing himself in french) "You should never understatement me, I'm more than just a simple farmer boy." (To anyone who dares to harm him or his family) Nicknames: Hawkeye (by everyone) Mon bebe (by America) Mon super combattant (by France)

#aesthetic #hetalia #america #aph hetalia #mine #do not steal #alternate universe #aph states #iowa #aph iowa #Izzie Donton Jones

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Iowa: Ugh! How are you such a nightmare?!

Missouri: Years of practice!

#aph iowa #aph missouri #the midwest #aph state #aph states #states #the states #aph statetalia quotes #aph statetalia #statetalia #usa #aph america #incorrect state quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect statetalia quotes

[cass-yes]

tis iowa he scary

#to me he is #i think i am just scared of the midwest #no offense if you’re from there i’m sure you’re lovely #aph iowa #aph states #statetalia #my art

[bom-bombon]

(From left to right: Iowa, Colorado, Texas, and @risha-bug ‘s Iowa)

So today’s the international day against homophobia, transphobia, and biphobia! I saw on twitter that people were using the hashtag #issaproudLGBTQ and I just felt so inspired by all the lgbtq folks to draw my own characters who are lgbtq+. I unfortunately don’t have a trans character so that’s why I had to borrow Risha’s Iowa!

I was personally compelled to draw this out of spite. You know, Oaxaca legalized gay marriage and recognize transgender people to some extent. And while I know some people in Mexico that there are proud, some people remain ignorant and turns it into hate. Since I’m not going to Oaxaca for the summer, might as well come out. Yeah I’m bi asf, y’all know that, but I know my family won’t accept me. While I’m on the fence on what my parents think, I know the rest of my family aren’t as open-minded or accepting as my parents. Famously, my mom’s brother would beat up anyone who was suspected to be gay. He and his buddies beat this gay person up for accidentally placing a hand on one of their thighs. I’ll refrain from the details, but it makes me sick and ashamed that I’m related to such a hateful and misguided person. So yeah. It’s hard sometimes to accept and love yourself, especially if you have family members who treat you differently. But let me tell you something: they aren’t worth keeping in your life. If Mexican culture taught me anything, family are supposed to love you, accept you, and support you. I feel like this is more ingrain in Latino culture than American culture because in the US, there’s still this strong sense of individualism. I’m not sure how to explain it. In my pueblo especially, it’s difficult if you’re cut from your family. You basically can’t go anywhere in life. The phrase “family is family no matter how much they hurt you” can be incredibly harmful and is toxic. I’m sure that my cousins like to hear that after finding out that their dad cheated on their mom and has another family. Are they supposed to forgive him? No. He betrayed their trust.

So this is to my toxic family members:

Hola! Soy bisexual y saben que? Estoy feliz. Si no me aceptan, despues adios! Tengo gente que me quieren y me aceptan. Solo necesito eso en la vida. Nada de “no es natural” o “solo necesitas Dios”. Dios no comete errores. Soy yo.

#aph iowa #aph colorado #aph texas #risha-bug #WE'RE HERE #WE'RE QUEER #NOW GET OUT OF HERE #@ homophobes transphobes and biphobes :) #terrible spanish but im happy to get that off my system #bombon's ocs #bombon's art #other people's ocs #i didn't have enough time to draw ace etc ;; #im so sorry

[worlds-collide]

This was States x Aesthetics/Stereotypes I did. This is only the first batch, I’m working on the second one now.

None for these guys belong to me. They all belong to the wonderful people in @50statesofdestruction

I hope you all enjoy these and pls don’t steal or repost these in other places or here without my permission. After all, these are not my characters!

Now a small rant(?) about the journey to the finish product of the first set.

So, at the beginning I was only gonna do 7 (Colorado was the 7th) along with Illinois and Iowa we’re gonna have switched aesthetics. Due to reasonings those changed obviously.

Some of their outfit designs have a story, in the universe or in real life. WV is wearing an Ohio State versity jacket, it used to belong to Ohio himself, but he stole it or Ohio gave him it. Iowa’s story was, “he wears all black just so the corn image pops more” <- my reasoning •w•. Michigan’s was me mashing American fashion with the bright Harajuku (?spelling)/Japanese Fashion.

Anyway, I’ve ranted enough. •~•

#aph michigan #aph ohio #aph west virginia #aph illinois #aph iowa #aph massachusetts #muns art #hetalia

[ask-the-aph-california]

Illinois: I could, but... there IS a reason I play with these nerds

#aph #hetalia #statetalia #aph states #ask art #ask-the-aph-california #anonymous #aph california #aph new york #aph texas #aph iowa #aph illinois

[missmagicandlight]

an incomplete list of Tyler’s meeting presentations:

Literature-Related Presentations:

“None of the Romantics were Straight” ft. lines such as: 

“let Mary Shelley be bisexual and give her a good biopic y ou  coWARDS” 

“look I’m just saying Keats understood the greeks too well to be straight”

“Various Author Favs” ft. the line:

“while I understand that none of these people were the best, might I point out that they also aren’t H.P. Lovecraft, who was so racist that racists thought he was too racist.”

“Look the Modernists were also Very Not Straight”

“no one says “the mouth worried you until you knew him, and then it worried you more” about their bro, h emmingWAY”

“Dracula is an Inherently Queer Book, Academics Are Just Heterosexual”

“Please For The Love Of God Just Let Emily Dickensen Be Gay In Peace”

Agriculture(?)-Related Presentations:

“A Various List of Corn Deities I Found During A Wikipedia Spiral”

“Why Children of The Corn Is An Awful, Unrealistic Movie”

“the corn demons would just eat them” “i’m sorry what ” *Katelyn nodding in agreement*

“Mythbusters: Corn Demons Edition”

“results: inconclusive”

“Why Quinoa is The Worst(TM)”

“Tyler Please Go to Sleep” Presentations:

“A Compilation of Cursed Highway Signs”

“I Might Have Given The Corn Monster A Ouija Board”

“More Corn Deities”

“Why We Should Sell Minnesota to Canada”

“GEODES”

#April #2020 #aph iowa #tyler is a lit major #queue #junk drawer

[ask-thefiftystatesofamerica]

ok i accidently found your profile while scrolling through incorrect quotes and I just came here to say, as someone from iowa, I LOVE your iowa to bits! please give her extra love for me

AHHHH Thank you so much for your kind words! And yes, your message of love has been passed on to Iowa and she is very flattered <3

#aph states #hetalia #statetalia #aph ocs #aph iowa #art by op #hhh i feel like making some iowa content :3

[meetthemidwest]

Weird things the states have done

-Michigan once kicked a chair out from underneath Ohio and Ohio didn’t fall down. He also didn’t stand up, he literally just stayed sitting on nothing.

-Wisconsin, Indiana, and Michigan went to an indoor water park and floated around the lazy river while singing I Want it That Way. Illinois got a video.

-Minnesota and the Dakotas decided to go mattress sledding and North Dakota smacked his head against a table and got a concussion.

-Kansas walked directly into a tornado to prove that it was possible. It didn’t end well.

-Rhode Island once pulled a small tree out of the ground and used it to hit Massachusetts in the knee because Mass called him a sewer for the billionth time.

-Nebraska drove a tractor over a homemade ramp and it flipped over with him on it.

-Idaho slowly ate a raw potato in front of the United Nations while making direct eye contact with Russia. To this day no one knows why.

-West Virginia bit down on his wallet, looked directly at a poor CIA agent, and said “whom the frickity frack took my breakfast sandwich?” It turns out the sandwich was in his back pocket.

-Washington spilled coffee on their jeans and immediately declared God to be both a bitch and dead.

-Iowa bought a bunch of those corn on the cob holders and stuck them all over Illinois’ car because he was “being a little bitch”

-New York walked to New Jersey’s apartment (which was pretty far away at the time) at two in the morning just to ask if water is wet. He then made himself a cup of coffee and left.

-Kentucky rode a horse into a grocery store, looked around, and when told he had to leave yelled “THAT ISN’T VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU, CIVILIAN”

-Colorado wore a really large trench coat to a meeting one day and he wouldn’t tell anyone what was in it until after the meeting, where he pulled New Mexico aside and showed him that the inside pockets were filled with memes.

-There’s a video of New Hampshire screaming at Massachusetts while Massachusetts attempts to inject caffeine directly into his veins.

-New Hampshire also wore a shirt that said Big Dad Energy in big bold letters and when asked how many kids he had by a stranger he started laughing hysterically.

-Michigan has a shirt that says I’m Concerned About the Blueberries that he only seems to wear when he gets exactly two hours of sleep. Louisiana once saw him wearing the shirt and forced him to stop and take a nap.

-Florida grabbed a handful of leaves off the nearest tree and started eating them while Virginia explained that attacking European tourists is bad.

-Georgia pushed Alabama into a puddle and he just laid there for about five minutes before rolling over and calling Georgia a bitch.

-You know the vine where the guy at the mini golf course jumps into the water? Hawaii does that every time. No one goes mini golfing with her anymore.

-Alaska took a bite of a dog treat instead of a protein bar, stared at it in confusion, shrugged, and continued eating.

-Another video: Tennessee: *sobbing hysterically* Virginia: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???? Tennessee: I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN A WEEK AND SOMEONE DREW A FACE ON MY BANJO WHILE I WAS TRYING TO NAP AND I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN ‘CAUSE Y’ALL DON’T LIKE THE FACT THAT I WAS BETTER AT THE CIVIL WAR THAN ANYONE ELSE! Virginia: You need to calm down- Tennessee: YoU NeED tO CaLm DowN!

-Texas and Cherokee were arguing over how Oklahoma should live his life while Oklahoma filled a duffel bag with hors d’oeuvres at the fancy party Maryland threw.

-Arizona was carrying around a fancy velvet purse for a day and when California asked what it was for she pulled out seven hard boiled eggs. The only question California asked was “can I have one?” Arizona said no, packed the eggs up again, and left.

-One day Montana and Colorado switched wardrobes and no one noticed since they both wear flannels from the women’s section.

-Wyoming pulled out a water bottle at a meeting and chugged it in under a minute. Turns out it was vodka and she fell down the stairs trying to leave.

-Vermont drank a bottle of maple syrup while Maine recorded. They later sent it to Quebec who watched the entire thing twice before responding with “why are you so dumb?”

-Connecticut got locked out of his house and broke his leg trying to climb to the second floor window. 

-Literally everything New Mexico does is weird, like when he bought a set of sporks and threw his spoons and forks out.

#statetalia #aph states #aph michigan #aph ohio #aph indiana #aph illinois #aph wisconsin #aph north dakota #aph south dakota #aph minnesota #aph kansas #aph nebraska #aph iowa #aph rhode island #aph massachusetts #aph idaho #aph west virginia #aph virginia #aph new hampshire #aph colorado #aph new york #aph new jersey #aph kentucky #aph florida #aph washington #aph alaska #aph hawaii #aph georgia #aph alabama #aph texas

[captainopossums]

Once in the middle of a blizzard Wisconsin, Michigan, Ontario, Manitoba, Iowa, and Illinois just sat outside and drank beer that Wisconsin had made. Minnesota stayed inside with Talossa, because someone needed to be responsible.

#aph minnesota #aph states #aph provinces #aph wisconsin #aph illinois #aph iowa #aph manitoba #aph ontario #aph michigan #aph talossa

[incorrectaphstatequotes]

Iowa: *tending to Illinois’s wounds* How would you rate your pain?

Illinois: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

#hetalia #50states #aph states #fanfic post #aph iowa #aph illinois