The problem with Dover shipdom is that instead of romanticizing the relationship, they do the opposite
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Weird Ways the Nations Have Died
America: He cracked a uranium rod open with his teeth
They glow in cartoons, so he figured they'd glow in real life too. Who cracks glow sticks with their teeth, though? Dis boy is a neanderthal...
England: Drug overdose... in the middle of sex with France.
France was like "Oh no, did I ride him to death?"
France: Exhaustion from too much sex
For the love of God, don't give England caffeine
Canada: Tony made him do chores in his alien house
Alfie came in like "Tony, stop making Mattie do chores just to watch him!" Both brothers got zapped
Russia: He gave an ostrich a hug
Ostrich: Get the fuck off me bitch I don't know u
China: Someone dared him to pee in a gator pond
Wang lost his wang
Germany: Blue balls
Lethally repressed smh.
🦅 Mod Prussia's Legal Eagle Disclaimer: You can't actually die of blue balls
☕️ Mod England: If you could, I'd be dead
Italy: Dreamed of a spaghetti monster
He fell out of bed and died of head trauma. Told everyone the spaghetti monster killed him
Japan: Tentacle dildo
First attempt at using a brand new tentacle dildo, lost his balance and fell face first into his full-length mirror
Spain: He put a venomous snake in his pocket and it bit his ass
Guess Lovi isn't the only one who wants a piece of that 😮💨
Prussia: He stabbed himself to get out of a dentist appointment
Lud just stared at him like "u dramatic bitch." Still made him go
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As a Dover fan, I find it strange how Arthur tolerates his husband's appearance.
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Top 5 Magic Trio Fails
1. Turned France into a catboy
There are allegations that this was not a mistake on England's part, but. These accusations are baseless. Ahem.
2. Made Norway into the tallest nation
He was reluctant to turn back. He felt so powerful being taller than his long boyfriend
3. They summon Russia three times a month. Never meaning to
Once he looked Extra scary, and not friendly like usual. Later that day America mentioned his boyfriend disappeared while they were cuddling. Artie's lucky to be alive 🤧
4. Turned Romania into a sexy demon boy
Horns, wings, tail. Even an entire outfit. When England tried to turn him back to normal Norway went "Why not tomorrow? It's late now."
5. Turned England into a frog
He matched Franny 🥰
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