#ask piffy

[salmonpiffy]

Could you draw kratos and atreus please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I need that son and father content frfr

Proud son!

#ask piffy #my art #fan art #doodle #god of war #gow ragnarok #god of war ragnarok #kratos #atreus

[theesirenteller]

"𝙋𝙞𝙛𝙛𝙮, 𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 !"

IN WHICH MARCUS MISSES HIS DAD'S GF

"Don't cry papi, you know he'll be back before you know it." Rhea attempted to comfort her son. The seven-year-old was deeply saddened by his father's absence over the last month. What felt short to some, was a big deal to the boy. His father was his hero, his best friend, and his role model. 

"Can we go visit, Piffy?" Marcus asked with a sniffle as he rubbed at his eyes with the back of his fist. 

"Of course we can." She replied with a gentle smile, "I'll call her and see if she's home first."

"No, Let's surprise her! she makes funny faces when she's surprised." He insisted with a smile forming across his face.

Marcus had developed a close bond with Epiphany over the last three months. She was always sweet to him and smelt like candy. She reminded him of Strawberry Shortcake from TV. Always energetic and happy. She knew over a hundred games for the park and taught him them all. Marcus loved playing Just Dance, a K-pop edition at her apartment. Other times, they'd have movie nights when he spent nights with his dad. Epiphany made so many bright colored sweets that the boy thought he was in a bakery. His favorite was her peach cupcakes with chocolate-dipped strawberries on top. Plus, it made Marcus happy to see his dad happy. He always looked happy and playful whenever Epiphany was around. The eight-year-old loved teasing his dad about his 'crush' on Epiphany.

It didn't take much longer than thirty minutes for Rhea and Marcus to arrive at Epiphany's apartment building. Rhea had been there twice; once to formally meet her with Marcus and the second time for dinner the weekend before Thanksgiving. Rhea thought Epiphany was a sweet woman. Definitely sassy and perhaps a bit young, but she fit right in with their family. Marcus held a bag of churros in his hands for them to share as he awaited beside his mother inside the elevator.

Meanwhile, Epiphany had been in her living room working out. She needed something to distract her from spamming Mick with 'how's Chris doing' text messages. She understood Christopher had shit going on and had to lay low but did it hurt to text her himself or to give her a five-minute phone call? Dating her ex-dealer was so not fun sometimes. And then, there was Beth. Epiphany took a week off of work just to not face the smug-looking squirrel. Annoyance, anger, and sadness were what she felt; and instead of moping, Epiphany decided to channel that into working out.

An R&B ballad of the K-pop group, Red Velvet played as background music to her swift hip-whining. A mind-to-muscle connection was what she focused on to move her lower waist and hip area as effortlessly as she could. Twenty-five lbs weights were gripped in her fists, which she rotated in circles above her head. Her lavender sports bra and shorts were drenched in sweat, tightly clinging to her body like a second layer of skin. The sudden bang against her door caused her to stop and turn around. "Coming!" Epiphany rushed to throw on a terry-cloth robe before heading downstairs. 

She ran past her bright-fuschia pink kitchen with her heart beating rapidly at the thought of her lover being on the other side of the door. 

"Hi Piffy, I missed you!" greeted Marcus's squeaky voice with glee.

"Hi Epiphany, it's nice to see you. Sorry to drop by on such short notice." Rhea added.

A smile had finally formed across Epiphany's lips for the first time in months. "Aye dios mio, Hi!" she greeted before quickly stepping aside, "Please come on in. It's nice to see you both." The way Marcus ran to her and embraced her with a warming hug made her heart swoon. She had no choice but to squeal as she crouched down and hugged him in return. 

"I missed you too, sweetie pie. It's been boring without you." she cooed before giving his forehead a peck. 

Rhea smiled gleefully at the sweet interaction between her son and Epiphany. It was all she could hope for in any relationship Christopher had. "I got us Churros and nutella dip." Marcus showed off, holding up his paper bag.

"Ooouuu awesome, how about we watch Ponyo while we eat them?" Epiphany suggested. The boy nodded his head eagerly before dashing off to the staircase beside the kitchen.

"Thanks for bringing him by, Rhea." she said sincerely, "He's really sweet and well…I've been really bummed out since Chris went M.I.A."

"Marcus too, he asked for you and in a way I think spending time with you…makes him feel closer to his father." Rhea replied, "You'll get used to it. Or, at least I hope you do because Marcus is attached to you and Chris…well, it's just nice to see him take someone seriously."

The dancer nodded, biting at her lip as she sank deep into her inner thoughts. If only Rhea knew that Epiphany felt like she was in deep to the point of not going back, "You think he takes me seriously?"

Rhea only smiled and comfortingly tapped her shoulder, "Yea chica, I do."

"Well then, I'll be sure to give him three ass-whoopings for Marcus, you, and I." Epiphany grinned. 

"Momma! Eiffy! Hurry up!" Marcus called from upstairs causing the two women to chuckle and make their way over.

#rio; dealer fanfic #theesirentellerstories #theesirenteller fanfic #marcus good girls nbc #rhea gg #rhea good girls #marcus good girls

[digitaldoeslmk]

So DBK got sealed away because he broke the truce right, why? Speaking of the truce in my opinion, it’s the most unrealistic thing ever you made (I say this jokingly) you cannot convince me if demons were real they will not become target practice or invasion Cassis Belli’s (basically reasons to go to war) for Post industrious humanity.

Also VILLAIN MACAQUE FOR THE WIN BABY AND HE’S A MAIN VILLAIN LETS GO. like I have a long list of things of have problems with in Lego monkie kid, and macaque basically getting redeem from no effort is one of them, you can’t just go to willing to kill some innocent guy just because he’s friends with your killer,too willing to save your killer.

I’m gonna cut this asks because I don’t wanna go on a rant in your asks

(Like someone who I forgot said it best “the best way to view LMK is as a AU of JTTW)

like i said, the Bull family have plenty of reasons to be bitter towards Wukong, and DBK was both part of his brotherhood and directly affected by his journey. breaking the truce that Wukong was trying so hard to foster was an easy target!

also DHJAJHBDJHABJAD LISTEN, i need a reason for demons and humans to coexist cus i like that premise and i don't wanna wrangle systemic discrimination of that level in this au xD

honestly, i could sit here and ramble all the beefs i have with LMK until we set up a butcher's shop with them lmao, but one of my biggest one is that Macaue doesn't get to be a proper balls to the all villain. yeah his redemption arc is a piffy fart of nothing, but him being LBD's unwilling minion BROKE ME. so i'm fixing it <33

#by the book au

[myminecraftfantasy]

DSMP Fusion AU

2nd part of my Fusion Au concept. Link to the first:

List of known Fusions & timeline appearances:

1. Bappy - BadBoyHalo x Skeppy (sept)

Bappy is the first fusion after the discovery of the crystals between Skeppy and BBH. When Sapnap visits, BBH shows him the crystals and tells him about the experience. Interested, Sapnap borrows the crystal from Bad.

2. Buret - Eret x Wilbur Soot (sept 22)

On the day of the L’manburg Election, Wilbur is saved from his untimely death by Eret and fused together in the process, creating “Buret”. With their combined strength, Buret easily evades their pursuers. When they unfuse, Eret and Wilbur exchange some words, and (while their relationship is not completely fixed) they part on amicable terms.

3. Feret - Eret x Fundy ()

The days following the election had everyone recuperating. Fundy approached Eret, knowing he had a crystal, and told him he wanted to know more about it. They accidentally form the fusion “Feret”, which was odd experience to say the least. Eret decided to gift the crystal to Niki as he no longer wanted it.

4. Santa - Sapnap x Antfrost (oct 5)

In the battle of the burning eiffel tower, Niki was held hostage by BBH, Skeppy, Sapnap, Punz, and Antfrost. Tommy attempted to rescue her, and recruited Dream and Technoblade to help him. Eventually she escaped, but stayed near the battle. The fight took a turn for the worse when Sapnap and AntFrost fused into “Santa” and began to overpower them.

5. Tekni - Niki Nihachu x Technoblade (oct 5)

The battle triggered Techno’s blood frenzy, cutting down everything in his path. Niki reflexively shielded herself with her arms, a crystal in hand. Surprisingly, they fused into “Tekni”, and they began to change the tide of the battle. The rescue party left their pursuers licking their wounds, and successfully escaped. Techno left the encounter with a newfound respect for Nihachu, and Niki no longer feared the infamous war god that was Technoblade.

(Oct. 20 - After the Dreamon exorcism, Fundy took the opportunity to ask Dream about the fusion crystals. However, Dream was avoidant in answering any of his questions and left quickly.)

6. Bam - BBH x Sam (nov 5)

BadBoyHalo and Awesamdude become the fusion “Bam” in order to win the battle in the Second Pet War.

7. Dratt - Jschlatt x Dream (nov 16)

Schlatt hires Dream to protect him during the rebellion in exchange for the revival book. Dreams accepts, but Schlatt says that his basic protection isn’t enough. He waves a crystal at Dream’s face, which he got from Ponk during the trade agreement with Lemon City.

Dream refuses at first, but reluctantly accepts at Schlatt’s insistence. On the day of the Rebellion, the pogtopia resistance is met by “Dratt”. The battle is long and fierce with no signs of ending, when suddenly Dratt defuses on their own. Dream stood to the side while Schlatt monologues and dies from a heart attack.

8. Piffi - Niki x Captain Puffy (nov 28)

Niki and Captain Puffy end up fusing on their date into “Piffi”. They spend the rest of their date as Piffi.

9. Snarl - Sapnap x Karl Jacobs (dec 6)

In the Mexican L’manburg vs. Dream SMP conflict, Karl had agreed to sacrifice his life for the cause according to Quackity’s plan. Sapnap secretly disagreed with this, and saved Karl right before his death. They formed the fusion “Snarl”.

10. Team - Dream x Techno (dec 16)

Technoblade was dragged back to L’Manburg for his execution. Dream rescued him, and proposed the easiest way to escape by holding up a crystal. Techno agreed, and the terrifying fusion “Team” was born. Team easily overpowered everyone and made their quick getaway. Dream let Techno keep the crystal.

11. Puffet - Puffy x Eret (jan 6)

Team made a terrifying return on Doomsday. The defenders of L’Manburg and their allies struggled. Niki refused to help, but she lent her crystal to Eret and Puffy because she still trusts them. They become “Puffet” who was a great help in taking down the withers. Quackity approaches Sapnap and suggests they fuse. Sapnap pulls out his crystal, but an tnt drops on them and sends them flying. The crystal was lost.

12. Totum - Tommyinnit x Tubbo (jan 20)

The Final Waltz. Punz gave his crystal, that he got from a trade with Skeppy, to Tubbo and Tommy. They became “Totum” and overpower Dream. Tubbo keeps the crystal.

13. Purfool - Purpled x Foolish Gamers (april 25)

During the Red Banquet, the eggpire members had set up to sacrifice their guests, starting with Foolish. When Quackity breaks in with Techno and Purpled. Purpled immediately moves in and rescues Foolish. They fuse, revealing the crystal Purpled had found, and become “Purfool”. Quackity suggests to Techno that they should fuse too. Techno refuses, and they save the rest of the guests.

14. Quackie/Charity? - Quackity x Charlie ()

Ever since seeing Buret, Quackity wanted to fuse. He wanted to experience it. The people he asked told him how it felt. ‘The exhilarating combined power. The confidence that came with never being alone, knowing that someone will always catch you’. Quackity had been denied time and time again. By Schlatt looking down on him. By Sapnap losing the crystal. And then Technoblade. But now, Quackity had his own crystal that he got from Sam in their Las Nevadas alliance agreement. And new guy he under his wing, Charlie Slimecicle. What should he call their fusion? Charity? Or Quackie?

#dream smp #dsmp #dsmp au #mcyt #dsmp fanart #dsmp fusion au #fusion #nihachu #technoblade #still can’t draw #the color is to just help understand the drawing

[ratasum]

1,2,3,9, and 10 for Qirri?

GW2 Ask Meme 3: back and worse-er than ever

1. Your character is now the leader of their species, whatever that looks like for them (Arcane Councilmember, Imperator, Royalty, etc). How do they govern and what sorts of changes would they make if any?

I've actually talked about this a little before!

Qirri actually, in a setting where she was able to step away from the fight and her krewe entirely, would end up becoming an Arcane Councillor, taking over a position vacated by Phlunt (why it was vacated, who knows; maybe he died of bitter old bastard disease).

Regardless, they figure her age and health would make her easy to manipulate, but they couldn't have guessed more wrong. She pushes a lot of reform within the council, advocating for the lower classes (the "least intelligent" of asuran society), pushing to root out corruption and Inquest influence in Rata Sum's political circles, and looking to make the colleges more accessible for those with health issues and disabilities.

She's a massive thorn in their sides and she doesn't regret it for even a minute.

2. What class would your character just absolutely blow at?

Elementalist. That's partly because I personally blow at elementalist, but also because it just doesn't suit her very much. She is a finicky creature by nature, and more experimental. There's no "best rotation" for her; it's cast whatever and hope it sticks.

3. What person impacted them the most?

Surprisingly, that doesn't go to Garrus or Taimi.

The most influential, impactful person in Qirri's life, without question, has a hundred percent been her big sister Rissia.

Rissia has constantly had her back ever since Qirri left Rata Sum, checking in with her, making sure she was doing okay, even bringing her refills for her nebulizer since going back to Rata Sum was out of the question for a while there.

When Qirri froze up at Claw Island, Rissia was encouraging rather than mad or threatening to send her home. She knew how much being out and away meant to her sister.

She wanted to make sure Qirri going home was on her terms.

More than anyone else, Rissia has influenced the person Qirri has become in life. Out of her three older sisters, she's the one she's closest to. And out of all of them, she's the only one that didn't hover or coddle as she was growing up.

So yes, the person who impacted her most? Rissia.

9. What's an au for them you think could be fun to explore?

I had never really put much thought into something like this, but if I'd have to say something, I think a role like a leader or mentor in the personal story that helps out along the way. So much focus gets put on Synergetics that it'd be neat having a Dynamics story that goes the same way.

(Dynamics and Statics always getting the shaft.)

Like the krewe leader for a Dynamics player, getting piffy with the Inquest. I'd probably stay with her being young/a prodigy if only because it's one of the more important parts of her story.

10. Would/does knowing their backstory change how people (in general but also Tyria at large) view them?

I think it truly depends on the person who learns. There's some who treat her past as sort of inspo porn and it pisses her off. There's still others who treat her with kid gloves or some sense of pity after. Also makes her mad.

But the majority of people recognize that she was a kid who got swept up in something far bigger than her, something with a lot of weight and responsibility far bigger than one teenage asura was ready to deal with, and plowed ahead not because of some need to prove herself but because she felt obligated.

It was probably far too much weight to put on her at her age at the time, but her mentor was Zojja. Probably says a lot about why Qirri's the way she is.

#oc asks #qirri tinkerfirst

[teambfalcon]

One West Covina, Chapter 19: Duvet

Chapter 19: Duvet Nathaniel sulked the whole way home, but stopped short when he saw his car. “You didn’t go and get it?” he asked, going pale as a feeling of dread overtook him. His fears were confirmed as he opened the door. He froze in shock. No. No way. Piffy: Yes way! What was Trent doing here? And why… was he so dressed up? He looked like he’d just stepped out of every spy movie ever…

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[scarluxia]

21 November 2015 | Saturday

21 November 2015 | Saturday

Made about $10 spanging. Someone left a box of pizza on my cart. Rough night. Loki was afraid we’d freeze to death being stranded in Portland, so I had to once again ask Piffy for help 😦

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#Sigyn&039;s Adventures!

[pigcatapult]

I hate sexually dimorphic spines so much TToTT just give her an ass, I’m begging you

#Piffy rants #Piffy whinges #I want to look at pictures of cute girls who don't give me sympathetic back pain #and this is apparently too much to ask

[miniherodesktales]

Artemis and the Stairs (3)

Saint Bartleby’s School had the best of everything, as reflected by the size of the fees, and this included, of course, stairs. 

Stairs have their uses, both practical and aesthetically; all the best places have them. They’re good for allowing people to move upstairs and, sometimes, downstairs; it all depends on the whim and needs of the stair walker.

Unfortunately, some humans possess no natural talent for ascending or descending stairs - descending usually proving to be the trickier of the two - and Artemis Fowl was one of those unfortunates. 

It was Friday afternoon and he and Oliver Doyle had been paired up for Monitoring Duty for the day. 

Oh, does your school not have Monitoring Duty? You poor creature...although, actually my school never had them either, worst luck.

Monitoring Duty is a neat little arrangement which pleases both the admin team and the students, but not the parents, it has to be said.

The official line is that Monitoring Duty helps instill into the students a sense of responsibility and pride in the running and efficiency of their school. 

But, in reality it meant a blessed day out of lessons for the students and a pair of willing hands for the office staff to fetch, carry, deliver, cut out, print, and laminate. 

Anyway, since it was nearing the end of the day and Ms Jellyman had promised the boys that if they would quickly move two heavy boxes of old and unwanted exercise books to the janitor’s office so that he could dispose of them, they could leave early.

Not even Artemis could resist a hook like that, even if it came at the cost of lifting something and potentially getting sweaty and dusty. 

‘And take your time on the stairs!’ Mrs Jellyman called after them. ‘Especially you, Artemis!’

The stairs in question should have been safe enough. They were stone, but wide, designed with students laden down with heavy books and bags in mind. Even Artemis could manage to wobble one slow step at a time, with his right elbow running down the handrail to help him keep balance. Oliver followed a few steps behind, patiently slowing himself down for Arty’s sake. 

Of course, whoever had designed that particular flight of stairs had not reckoned on how much Oliver “Froggy” Doyle wanted Artemis’ attention, just clumsy Artemis could be and how easily distracted he could be by Olly.

‘Hey, Arty, listen to this. Okay, so I’m walking down the stair, right? With a heavy box....but at the same time..”Be to not or be to”....I can recite Shakespeare backwards!’

Artemis -completely forgetting what he was doing, where he was and what he should be concentrating on - attempted to turn around so that he could look back up at the blonde boy and make some snarky come back.....big mistake.

He slipped, fell back, dropping the box, and cracking the side of his head against the stone step.

There was blood.

Oliver dropped his box and jumped the next five steps, landing next to his friend. He called Artemis’ name, gave him a shake, but no response.

There was more blood.

Oliver panickly weighed up his options. He should run for help, he was a fast runner, he was good at running....yet, there was no one else about and head injuries could be serious...so...

Oliver lifted up Artemis’ head just enough so that he could press his middle and index fingers against the wound. Artemis’ blood felt warm and slick.

Oliver closed his eyes so that he could concentrate easier, to calm himself. He dug deep, deep inside of his mind to where the magic river flowed within. He plunged his hands into the current and ordered it to gush out into the real world. 

A “gush” was being a bit optimistic, Oliver had always found it to be so; instead what he got, what he always got, was a few sticky drops, secreting from his finger tips like tree sap gradually running down a branch.

You see what Oliver didn’t know, but is obvious to you and me, is that the human race had long since forgotten their magical abilities, that the ancient part of their brain is buried deep under all that new grey matter and neurons for operating electrical toasters and Youtubing.

But forgotten doesn’t mean gone for good. 

It has been long theorized that humans would remember their magic under certain circumstances. Circumstances such as the Earth slowly dying and crying out for all Her children to help her. But that is just a guess.

As far as Oliver knew he was the only one who could feel the magic within himself, he had been born like it and instinctively kept it secret. But, in truth he was not the only one.

Beckett Fowl, for instance, could talk to animals, but all his family simply believed that he had a vivid imagination. Which he did. But he could also communicate with animals. And sponges. 

Oliver focused on rubbing those piffy little drop of magic into the wound, doing everything he could to urge the magic on.

The bleeding quickly diminished into a dribble and stopped all together. Artemis stirred in Oliver’s arms and opened his mismatched eyes and smiled.

Here’s the thing about human magic: even though the humans don’t know how to make the most of the drops they still have access to, even a tiny amount works well for healing other humans, leaving them feeling really good afterwards.

Fairy on Human magic always works well  because we Fairies are just so good at it- as Artemis will know - but Human on Human is even better. Artemis spent the rest of the day giggling at random moments and even said he would go to Disneyland with Beckett. 

He would have been horrified at his own words but he had been too preoccupied to really hear himself.

Oliver had magic, he was sure of it.

He had woken up on the stairs feeling wonderful. Artemis Fowl never felt wonderful except for the times that he had been magically healed.

There had been blood on the steps and on his shirt, but not even the faintest scar anywhere on his head; Butler had checked. Not to mention that the highly embarrassing spot just above his left eyebrow had finally vanished, even after stubbornly surviving every kind of cream available and formulated by himself. 

And then there was Oliver himself.

‘I’m not a wizard!’ Oliver had blurted out, all of a fluster. ‘And don’t worry about the blood because your head had stopped bleeding now and head injuries are funny like that. Fountains of blood one minutes and then gone the next!’

‘I...know that you’re not a wizard....’ Artemis said slowly, restraining himself from asking a thousand questions. ‘And yes head injuries can be very unpredictable.’

‘Good! Good!’ Oliver said, nodding his head repeatedly. ‘We should find someone to clean that up....and, yep, never talk about this...yep, good.’ Then he started to sing nervously under his breath. ‘I’m just a poor Muggle boy, nobody loves me.’

‘What?’

‘Nothing! Just composing a little song....Let’s go.’

Artemis had decided to be considerate. If Oliver didn’t want to confess to possessing magic that was fine by him. It would be their little secret. 

But it wouldn’t stop him from investigating.

#artemis fowl #artemis fowl fanfic #artemis fowl books

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[salmonpiffy]

can u draw heimdall 😵‍💫

Here you go!

And bonus :

#my art #ask piffy #doodle #fan art #god of war #gow ragnarok #god of war ragnarok #heimdall #atreus

[askponevernites]

Tartarus 1: Escape From the Pit

WELCOME TO THE REBOOT, EVERYONE!

Ask Ponevernites is a fanfic and ask blog for Lunar and Piffy’s Tartarus AU, a fusion crossover setting between My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and the Avernum series of video games. If you’re only familiar with one (or neither!) of those, please don’t be intimidated! We are open to all questions.

Please send us some asks!

#[ooc] #[rebloggable]

[piffyocs]

Completely slipped my mind earlier and mobile isn’t letting me edit, so new post about biases and default attitudes Legs brings with her when interacting with characters she’s met the Tartarusverse alternates of. Things of course can and will change based on interactions and circumstances! This is just where she’s going to start out.

Celestia: Legs is trying her best to not let her experience with Daybreaker sour her interactions with Celestia. In practice, Celestia’s presence is a low-key trigger, but Legs will attempt to tough it out until courtesy allows her to excuse herself.

Luna: Legs has a complicated but mutually respectful relationship with her world’s version of Luna, and that respect tends to carry over.

Cadence: Due to political baggage re: Daybreaker’s assassination, Legs has only ever interacted with her world’s Cadence by correspondence. It’s just not safe for Legs to go to anywhere in the Empire or for Empress Cadence to leave it. Even so, much of their correspondence is of a collaborative nature, and, without the unacceptable risk to them both looming over her head, she finds Cadence the most approachable princess.

Twilight: Hoo boy. So, Twilight’s Tartarusverse alternate, Midnight, was the main villain of Tartarus 2. I need to make an edited version of Legs’s reference art to reflect the scars Legs has from Midnight’s army’s attempt on her life. Due to Tartarusverse!Midnight’s extremely genocidal-towards-nonponies actions, Twilight’s School of Friendship freaks Legs the buck out. I know that MLP canon has given Equestria some kind of cultural monopoly on navigating prosocial behavior, diegetically justifying Friendship Evangelism and a multispecies School Six, but A) that’s Unfortunate Implications Town. B) The reason that’s Unfortunate Implications Town is rooted in the fact that having kids from foreign cultures you find lacking leave their families to live at a school so that they’ll learn and take on the deemed-superior-by-you values of your culture is uh... well you see we have a historical precedent for that.

I (Piffy, the writer) am not gonna pretend that canon’s diegetic justifications for the Friendship School don’t twist my stomach all the way over on my side of the fourth wall. On her side of the wall, Legs is gonna call a spade a spade here: The Friendship School, as presented in canon, is an indoctrination center. Her brood will not attend and she’s offended by the invitation. She does not trust Twilight Sparkle.

Daybreaker or Midnight Sparkle: Legs does not want to start plotting anyone’s death. Either one of these two is enough to make her seriously consider the option.

Nightmare Moon: Legs is Very. Careful. When it comes to Nightmare Moon. The version she knew was very powerful and consumed by revenge.

Rest of the Mane Six: Legs never actually met their counterparts, although she recognizes Rainbow Dash’s name. Tartarusverse Rainbow Dash led a sizable chunk of Midnight Sparkle’s invasion force during the war.

School Six, CMC, Spike, and other students: She doesn’t know these kids. She’s not going to get confrontational with any of them, but also isn’t going to lie about her feelings if they ask. She might have a few stories to tell about different kinds of creatures and cultures she’s encountered and how they learned to coexist.

Starlight Glimmer and Sunburst: Legs will be, first of all, surprised. These two’s Tartarite counterparts have passed on from old age, but were highly-respected academics in life.

Sunset Shimmer: Tartarite!Shimmer came to a tragic end, and Legs is concerned on principle for this one’s mental health. Sorry Sunny, but if Legs has any say in it, no summoning demonic forces you have greatly overestimated your ability to control for you.

Starswirl: Also younger and more alive than she expected him to be! She’s glad to see that he isn’t as plagued by paranoia as his counterpart.

Thorax: Legs only ever met her world’s Thorax once. It was enough to confirm that Chrysalis’s regular seething through Legs’s childhood about how awful he is was largely exaggerated. They parted on respectful terms, but haven’t stayed in touch. Tartarusverse!Thorax and Legs carry comparably heavy burdens of trauma, guilt, and shame, and the fact they were stuck on opposite sides of a war was too hard on both of them. Legs is relieved that MLPverse!Thorax has been spared that, and will probably grow pretty protective of him.

Pharynx: Legs has never met her world’s Pharynx, but is aware of him and respects that he didn’t want to meet her. She treads carefully around his counterpart out of being unsure what his boundaries are and not wanting to overstep, not out of distrust.

Tempest Shadow: Legs is keenly aware that she is speaking to an alternate of somepony she loves, and she‘s going try to hide how awkward she feels about this. After all, how could she explain that without revealing that she’s from an alternate universe?

Sombra: Tartarusverse!Sombra spent his thousand years getting his shit together, goes by the title Archmage, and--while still terrifying and literally a demon lord now--he’s a reclusive antihero. He’s also sorta-kinda her brother-in-law if you use “in-law” very loosely, so Legs is going to find any straight-up villain Sombra very jarring. Simultaneously, she’ll probably find a Sombra who’s a pure mage build slightly underwhelming on first impression. The one she knows quadruple-wields broadswords (one with his mouth, three with telekinesis), and the three hovering swords are venomous.

EDIT: Meant to save this as a draft. Whoops. I’ll reblog it when it’s done.)

[authorwesleyallison]

Tesla's Stepdaughters - Chapter 16 Excerpt

Tesla’s Stepdaughters – Chapter 16 Excerpt

“I was surprised that you played Memories of Dust and the two new songs too, for that matter.” “The songs about you, do you mean?” asked Penny. “Yes. Memories of Dust is a solo work.” “Piffy said it was your favorite,” said Ruth. “You did it just for me?” They both nodded. “That reminds me of a question I had. How come all the solo albums?” “We write a lot of songs,” said Penny. “I know. I…

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[milopedia]

End of day post!

Here is a whistling duck that blessed me with its presence for a few minutes

I also asked the aquarium staff if the arapaima in the River Monsters building have names. They don't, but the white arowana in a neighboring tank does! She didn't tell me it though. Now I must know if the gars have names...

There was a very grumpy crow I was able to see through the grating up in the ride tower. All piffy and with its mouth open. Then it chased another bird under a tree.

Before going into work I saw a mourning dove (or look-alike species) with a single palm shred in its beak for nesting. It was very cute. Also, glimpsed a single desert anole.

[Location] Wildlife World Zoo & Aquarium, AZ

[Date] 7/27/2021

#creaturepedia #work-a-pedia

[thefuturewifeofsarahpaulson]

So when I came out to my sister she outed me to like everyone or made me come out to everyone (except my bro who is mega homophobic but in a dumb "i don't know anything about politics so I'll say this to sound smart" way) but it was ok i was in a good place. When I talked to my sister in law in person with the whole fam at new years (i was wasted) she fucking goes to me "are you sure you're not bi, i know a lesbian ocuple and they're both bi" as if i - the gay one had never heard of bi before - and i was like "nah mate, why does everyone ask that.". She got a bit huffy and piffy at my tone as if she didn't just admit that she didn't understand that anyone could be a lesbian and they must secretly love men because she's 15 what does she know. All that bs. Could be worse like i didn't care too much abt what she said but I cared that she basically doesn't even know me and is just there bc she tricked my brother into marriage by getting pregnant (Straight ppl are fucked up js.)

But like I don't get what people don't understand about lesbians. Why does everyone always question my sexuality as if i didn't spend most of this life questioning? Why tf u so obsessed with me wanting dick? If i did come out as bi you'd probs just ignore my "not men" love life side anyway and we all know it. Everyone always asks " are you sure ?" Like u better be sure bc I'm putting my best tolerant voice on rn, you fucking idiot. It happens to me in clubs as well ! In the fucking gay bar. I was wearing jeans and plaid shirt and some fucking guy comes to the bar and hits on me. I assume hes not straight bc it's a fucking gay bar. I thought he was bi. And he's like "do i look gay, you thought i was gay?" Trying to like be playful or somin? And i like defend myself like "no you're in a gay bar on like a thursday?" Then I tell him I'm a lesbian before he hits on me. Idk what it is maybe i look young and easy or somin but creepy persistent guys always go for me so i shut them down instantly. Then he questions me in like the same playful, flirty banter voice? Asks me if im sure which i get like hes saving his pride with teasing but then im like "yeah pretty sure" and he persists. Asks me abt being a first year. Asks me if im on the pull tonight - i wasn't I was there to dance with my friends bc id had a tough week but later i did try tbh 😂😂. Tells me to fuck as many girls in the first year as possible? A little weird but honestly he got rejected and i think he was just trying to make a joke or something. But there was just a creepiness to him that i felt. Like i put my hand over my drink when i got it.

He knew where he was, he looked like he was on some mission so i assumed he was looking for a wlw tbh. There's just something off abt straight ppl going to gay bars with no gay ppl with them.

Then a gay man outside was questioning me and didnt believe i was a lesbian and just before another straight guy tried to flirt with me? He was sweet tho we made friends. Learnt a lot abt his life 😂😂.

Obviously this is more like a pet peeve than instances of hardcore discrimination but damn do ppl like to question my sexuality.

#lesbian #lgbtqia #lgbt #lol gay bars r wild #wlw #getting hit on by men for some reason #in my straight phase i would have loved it #well not really #id feel more passable tho