#backyard anon

[lassieposting]

Oh for fuck sake it’s us

Anyway I figured out where Dirty Laundry plagiarized Skulduggery from

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HORF THAT IS ABSOLUTELY US

Although I mean. In his defence (Skug’s, not Lardo’s), Skug very much did have a solution to being mad. “Kill Serpine” was the solution to Skug being mad. The Sanctuary just wouldn’t let him. 

#backyard anon #skulduggery pleasant

[captainmera]

I am running towards you to give you a hug

Do not resist

do not hide

I

WILL

FIND

YOU

uwu

m-my bad. 🙇🏻

#ask #asks #ask mera #anon #anon ask #backyard crew #art reply

[dashing-through-ecto]

Hi, what do you think the prettiest bird is?

CHICKENS!

Especially the little rascals my family has. There are so many beautiful chicken breeds out there and you can pet them.

They are just friend shaped <3

#ask <3 #anon ask #have a great day anon #i love chickens so much #the pics are from our own chickens. they love running around in my grandma's backyard #i also like corvuses #crows are so beautiful and so fucking smart #and they can talk #thats so cool

[originalartblog]

Is dazai canonically a Canada Goose cause as a humble Canadian I can assure you they are vicious and the devil's incarnate

#the space-time continuum is in shambles #anon i reread your ask several times but i'm still a little perplexed so #dazai goosamu is my AU where everything is the same except that dazai is a canada goose that cannot talk but everyone understands anyway #I made it up after reading a magic AU fic by quinnlocke on ao3 where dazai turned himself into a goose #and since actual BSD character dazai osamu shares a color palette with a canada goose i thought it would be hilarious #the rest is history #i hope this helps......... #also as a fellow canadian they live in my backyard 🤝 #dazai goosamu #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #bsd fanart #bsd #bungou stray dogs #thank you for the asks! <3 #ask answered #nawy's doodles

[bigmeatpete69420]

We've been moots for a while but idk if I've ever reached out to you!! You're really cool and I love randomly seeing your videos on yt shorts!!

Hi thank you very much!

I love all my mutuals very much because it means they noticed me in the background noise of the internet and thag feels special to me

Thank you for enjoying my youtube videos, it started with my feeding animals in my backyard because I felt like hey this is super cool how squirrels come up to me and ask for a peanut I would love to share this

So it makes me really happy to know other people enjoy it as well

#ask #asks #thank you for the ask! #i love getting asks #anon ask #anonymous ask #my youtube channel #youtube name same as tumblr name #just me feeding backyard animals

[greatbigbellies]

What're your feelings on rapid pregnancy? Would you like to have the power to inflict that or would you rather someone did it to you while out and about?

tbh, I'd like to be able to apply it to other people but would also like to be able to use it on myself. Get like 3-5 pregnancy-kink-havers in a room and I blow us all up and then we feast on craving foods and bemoan how small our clothes are together. I'd never use it on someone who didn't want it, but I'd be wildly popular with anyone who WAS interested!

Pregnancy kink gathering mcpreggo rp backyard bbq with your host, greatbigbellies. Bumps provided.

#step aside hyper pregnancy beach episode... the rapid pregnancy backyard bbq episode is about to air #ask #anon #not bellies #rapid preg

[mafaldaknows]

You are just in denial

Hello, Anon:

Of what?

I’ll assume that you’re referring to the rumor du jour since you were not specific in your ask, yet somehow still extremely confident about what you think I’m denying.

I don’t think it’s fair to say that any of us who are skeptical are in denial when this narrative appears to be exclusively one-sided and all the evidence presented to support this rumor thus far makes it look like yet another Kardashian-Jenner scam, as authentic as the lips on Kylie Jenner’s face.

The facts speak for themselves, but tell us only half the story. Her half.

I’m not denying its existence, Anon. Skepticism is not denial. I’m trying to figure out if it’s real, because everything about this surreptitious “casual relationship” looks suspicious AF. I wouldn’t bother with that if I simply wanted to deny it.

If this is real, then they should be proud to be seen with each other in public, if they felt moved enough to announce it publicly, or they can shut the hell up with all this cloak-and-dagger nonsense to keep their “casual” relationship oh-so-publicly pRIvAtE. 🙄

Especially when they had the audacity to use a canned, hand-me-down PR template from an older sibling, nearly verbatim but altered slightly to fit the situation to announce it, and extraordinarily grainy cryptozoological film footage to prove it.

They both seem to be putting in the barest of the bare minimum, relying on trash tabloid press and social media to do all the heavy lifting. It seems highly implausible, to me anyway, that anyone would ever agree to such an awkward, ham-fisted public rollout of one’s relationship, if it’s the real thing, especially when it’s so much simpler to just live one’s life without all this attention-grabbing hoopla and fanfare disguised as the need to keep things under wraps.

What reasonable adult would think any of this juvenile subterfuge was good for their public image?

While these goat rodeo PR shenanigans might work on Kylie’s fans, they’re downright insulting to those of us with critical thinking skills.

Do the math. It doesn’t add up.

Thanks for your comment. 📸🎪🧐🫡👀🫤

#hello anon #denial #what am i looking at #timothée chalamet #kylie jenner #kyliegate #skepticism is not denial #photos with potatoes #range rover rodeo #better photos from bigfoot sightings #bigfoot backyard bbq #the math ain’t mathin #prove it #mafalda needs a disco nap #mafalda always looks for signs #tales from the charmiesphere

[ihatebnha]

Hum idk if I remember everything I wrote let's see: barbarian Bakugou from the fantasy Opening probably brings you dead animals/trophies like a random stray or pet hunter animal who is showing affection/trying to show off/worried you need help getting food

Thank u sooo much for sending this again (I'm just a big boo boo about pets dying, literally makes me SO upset , seems like u got everything included so hopefully i was able to capture the initial vision right, too <333

(warning: slight dubcon but it's mostly just confusion, some eating stuff + i take a lot of liberties here)

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LMFAO YES THOUGH, barbarian!Bakugo acting so much like a feral (momma) cat trying to live in your house. Bringing you combinations of dead animals and foraged goodies, even if the animals are like... concerningly weird and strange (sometimes deer, rabbits, and birds... but also foxes, wild pigs... skunk).

And what's funny is you try to get him to stop and explain that you're fine and you don't need his shit, but... he just DOESN'T believe you and continues bringing you stuff. No matter what.

Maybe cuz he's the village's best hunter but like... seeing that your cottage (?) isn't decorated in pelts and branches of herbs and drying meats 24/7 makes him soooo concerned. The first time he manages to bully his way through your door, he's sitting at your humble little eating table and just looking around... terribly grumpy while he unloads his pack.

(He's thinking about the fact that his future bride is probably starving, you're thinking that he's WEIRD).

And he can totally speak but... in my head I always imagine barbarian!Bakugo as super quiet, so it's not like he ever explains any of this to you, either. Just sort of... wedges his way into your life via brute force.

You see him at the market, haggling with the meat stall about how much he should be paid for his most recent hunt.. and the second he notices you without a fur pelt on, just like... rushes over to throw his own over your head. You try to stop him and shove his arms off of and he's just blocking your way until you keep it on.

And he's always like... coming over and skinning animals right there in your yard, salting them and everything and leaving them out to dry as though you don't have your own curing processes going on. Probably even takes off his furs and just does it in his loincloth, too. You can't even ask him what's going on without having to bear witness to all... that. All the girls who live next to you flock to your fence to watch except he just keeps glancing at you to see if you’re looking.

(It's also funny cuz after, he always waits for you to eat, too. Won't leave until he sees at least something go into your mouth... and when he does, sits there until you to tell him the cut of it was good, or the seasonings were right. Literally with his ears perked up and eyes all wide.)

It's probably not until the your country's yearly courting festival that you realize his goal. It's kind of a big deal for your village mostly cuz everyone is expecting Bakugo to like... compete for another nation's princess... but nah. The second all the eligible men are allowed to ask for someone's hand in marriage, he's running right for you.

(And the same stuff still happens, skunks and all, just... now you're officially engaged LMFAOOOO.)

#bakugo #ugh sorry i can't handle [redacted] death at all i just... didnt wanna leave ur GREAT idea hanging #apologies for my lack of ... ye olde language #and hopefully this is an okay response!!! i included the original vibes that u were going for #and** #i really had fun with it #esp the bakugo chopping up meat in ur backyard mostly n*ked #SOOOOOOO FUNNY #he would #i feel like this anyway but barbarian!bakugo is def n*ked like... a lot of the time #doesn't give a single eff #the second youre married he'll walk around your little cottage w/ his whole d*ck out #its kinda funny how humble he is like #everyone is like OH HO HO OUT VILLAGES MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR and he just wants to take care of u #share bear pelt in front of fire... feed each other.... be n*ked #thats his dream life right there #lmaodshfjadjfjl #ask #anon #caitie things #fave

[littlekingbergara]

Imagine being Ryan's parents and you look outside to see him hoeing it up on camera in your backyard

they should be proud of what they've done <3

#i don't think they're shooting in his parents backyard anymore but how funny to think about him being slutty santa while his parents are #chilling in their house just feet away lmao #anon #tms #ryan #💌

[lassieposting]

Ten languages!! bro. how. and what are they

I didn't have any friends until I was like. 18-19. So I used to hide in like a janitors closet at breaks and lunch, jam a chair under the door handle, and learn languages instead. The library had to order in a bunch of language books for me

That was a long time ago but I still remember the very basics of Finnish, Estonian, Egyptian Arabic, Polish, Russian

And I speak/understand decent Dutch, German, French and Spanish

And then there's Trigedasleng, a conlang by @dedalvs because I am a nerd

I always had a great mind for retaining vocab and I pick up accents really well, but grammar was my downfall Every Time. I'd get to a certain point and hit some grammar point (genders in German, different types of past tense in Spanish) that just. Would not compute, and I'd get stuck at that level. I wanted to be a translator at one point but the tism brain just won't grammar well (or translate fast enough). I could get by with like, visiting the countries though

#backyard anon

[captainmera]

I scroll through your blog when its 4am for you cause that's when I'm done with school my time and I feel like I'm breaking into your house when you're asleep and just standing their over you

that explains a lot of my sleep paralysises ngl.

#ask #asks #backyard crew #mbc #meras backyard crew #anon ask #art reply

[hi-im-greenjunipertree]

hello! i just wanted to mention that when you were making the 2007 bys remake, you didn’t make one of vicki. i know you were planning to at some point (as stated in your deviantart) but it never came to fruition. just an observation i found!

also i really like your artwork and your backyard sports content (i feel like you’re carrying the fandom rn) because i got into it recently and now im obsessed with it thank you for your service 🫡🫡🫡

howdy anonymous,

I still plan on making Vicki, so hopefully, she'll be made soon! I think I know the direction I want to go with in her design, and I have been brainstorming on and off for ideas relating to her design. Vicki fans everywhere will get spoiled very soon! /hj /pos

Also, I'm glad you are a fan of my work! Your support means a bunch to me! ^w^

#backyard sports #backyard baseball #asks #anon ask #greenjunipertree's blog #vicki kawaguchi

[shellxrls]

rafe shifter anon babe omg idea make him a chocolate milkshake or brownies with spinach and bananas that’s what my mom always did when i wouldn’t eat produce and i swear you literally can’t taste the difference

WAIT THIS IS SO SMART ! i swear my parents used to do this to me too but i wouldn’t even like the texture of milkshakes so it never worked 💀.

#apparently i much preferred the flowers from my backyard! #still natural ig? #asks.ᐟ ⋆｡˚𖦹 #;anon #;chatting

[mafaldaknows]

Anon, you would be right. But if this sham was all Timmy's doing dontchathink he would be a more active participant in it? Now I don't believe he had NO say in it. But c'mon...he was more visible during the Lily-Rose/Eiza shams! It seems like he doesn't want to do this one at all. One can only wonder why.😂

Hello, Anons:

Timmy did say in an interview that he would choose invisibility as his superpower if he could. It’s definitely in his wheelhouse.

Thanks for your comment. 👉🫥👈

#hello anon #timothée chalamet #kylie jenner #kyliegate #photos with potatoes #range rover rodeo #bigfoot backyard bbq #need not be present to win #his superpower #invisibility #mafalda needs a disco nap #tales from the charmiesphere