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pkmn-brainrot-central · 1 year

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#beans' garbage #alcremie propaganda #poll #pokemon #alcremie

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deadpanwalking · 3 months

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you may have addressed this in the past, but i am pretty sure i'm too dumb to read james joyce. how do you improve your reading comprehension? i'd like to move beyond the nyt bestseller list, but going from stephen king to faulkner seems like a steep jump.

Nobody is too dumb to read a book, but plenty of people have been conditioned into perpetual incuriosity. The only way to improve reading comprehension is by reading outside of your comfort zone, which necessarily means letting go of the notion that the relationship between an artist and their audience is adversarial, and that a challenging work of art is booby-trapped with mean tricks designed to make you feel bad.

What do you do when you run into a word or concept that you don't immediately understand in the wild? You don't (I fervently hope) drop what you're reading like a hot potato—you keep reading to see if there’s clarification, and if there's none, you find a reliable source that gives you the definition, context, and examples, then circle back. What do you do when you're watching a movie you haven't seen before and the camera lingers on a random detail, or a character makes an inexplicable choice? Unless you are my dad, you give the story a chance to play out before asking what the deuce is going on.

Faulkner and Joyce aren't cyphers, which is why their short fiction is a standard in the public high school English curriculum, and As I Lay Dying and A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man are frequently assigned to juniors and seniors in AP classes—but even their denser writing is more accessible now than it's ever been. Over the past century, so many people have loved them enough to devote their lives to studying their work—and they’ve passed the savings down to you. They’ve written annotations that explain literary, historical, and biographical context and that's aligned with the pagination of the books, they’ve integrated hyperlinks into the hypertext.

There's exactly one (1) acceptable excuse not to read Faulkner or Joyce: not wanting to read Faulkner or Joyce. You don't even need to give them a chance—millions of people (among them, many prolific and intelligent readers) have and will continue to live rich, meaningful lives after deciding that a particular book or author is simply not a priority, even if the author is famous and the book highly recommended by several friends who wear glasses.

If you can parse this passage from Pet Sematary, you can parse just about anything Joyce throws at you:

#deciding you're too stupid to read a book in a language you're presumably fluent in...smol soft bean behavior. we hate to see it #by the way—this passage is the best thing stephen king's ever written & longest he's ever held his breath before exhaling mediocrity #if i were hashem about to destroy a city for producing nothing but garbage this passage would stay my hand for up to an hour #anonymous #assbox #james joyce

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disneydatass · 1 year

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Lexa when she showed up to Clarke’s bedroom in the middle of the night wearing an open-slit nightgown and body glitter

#clexa #it’s missing them hours in 2023 can you BEWEAVE #kny tanjiro kamado #I made clexa meme I hope the 4 ppl still following me appreciate this lmfao #heda lexa #I miss #MA baby #so fucking much #my internationally known lesbian #what a useless bean to that bi garbage hair space girl #*sighs loudly*

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escrupulo42o · 2 months

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SIBERIAN TIGER KUAI LIANG‼️‼️🗣 or kuaiger for short (thanks yuyu for the nickname idea)

i really really like the last one, patting myself on the back

also if you notice inconsistencies with the design/style, no u fucking didnt

bonus under the cut: some tiger studies i did

#my art #fanart #mortal kombat #mk1 #drawing #kuai liang #scorpion #tiger #siberian tiger #furry #:3 #toño's garbage #he has black beans :3 #art

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polkadotpatterson · 11 months

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Moist Talkers as text posts, part 19! Art by HetreaSky!

#now featuring one (1) coronation era post! sorry you don't have a talkers recolour abner #blaseball #canada moist talkers #spitposting #text post meme #york silk #eugenia garbage #beans mcblase #ziwa mueller #greer lott #lachlan shelton #mooney doctor #commissioner vapor #polkadot patterson #amos melon #abner pothos #jesus koch #jenkins good

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saltythesaltshakerfrfr · 3 months

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Yes loser, baby was cute n stuff BUT HUSKER HAS TOE BEANS!!!

#saltys mind garbage #hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #Paw beans

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trickstertox · 6 months

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I believe in round Garbage Rat.

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cheapcheapfaker · 5 months

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#the bean #listen. listen. I LIKE reading research papers. i like utilizing my useless ass lil history degree #you cannot fucking imagine how annoying it is to research anything that deals w pregnancy #obviously its very hard to do any sort of worthwhile experiments in the first place #bc you cant just fuck up a fetus #so a lot of it is self-reported GARBAGE #or they use animals which is not always one for one #and then you see the sample data is absolute dog shit. small pool. huge outside factors #like the largest study used to cite how pregnant people shouldn’t drink?#those bitches were also doing COKE. COKE!!#at the very least doing fat lines of Colombian snow has got to fuck up your baby #or potentially doom them to being a business major in the future idk #and then you see these stupid ass websites and try to find WHERE they get their info from and it turns out like #they extrapolate ‘don’t eat rosemary’ bc they did a study where #if you gave a rat eighty times its body weight in rosemary it has spontaneous miscarriages. NO SHIT. HOW WOULD THAT AFFECT ME #TRYING TO DRINK A TEA W ROSEMARY #and then looking up the ACTUAL percentages of risk for things. like omg the fuck listeria risks for deli meat are nothing #you have a higher chance of getting in a car accident in which we get in cars and drive multiple times a day #BUT NOBODY MENTIONS BAGGED SALADS OR CANTALOUPE #THE RATES OF LISTERIA IS INSANE #AND THEN YOU HAVE TO SEE WHO SPONSORED THE STUDY #AND WHAT THEY’D POTENTIALLY GAIN FROM THE OUTCOME #AND AHHHGHGHBFDHJGBSHDFBSDJHFBDSJBFSDJ

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coolsnake · 11 months

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Lyrics under the cut ↓↓↓

I need you here with me

Strawberry probably

Obtuse obviously

You are my heart

Strawberry probably

Why not take all of me?

So you can clearly see

The state of my art

It's just your size

Try it on

Wear it out

Absolute anarchy

I turn records into weed

So strobably probably,

Don't let's start

Disposable dignity

There's no taking this seriously

There's not time for collective grief

Strawberry probably

It's just your size

Try it on

Wear it out of the store

But don't pay for it

Everything is free now

[instrumental]

PYAH!

It's just your size

Try it on

Wear it out of the store

But don't pay for it

Everything is free now

Everything is free...

#bean post #ajj #disposable everything #strawberry probably #ajj the band #sean bonnette #ben gallaty #mark glick #preston bryant #kevin higuchi #indie punk #garbage pop #alternative music #andrew jackson jihad

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nina-scribbles · 2 years

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I wonder what happens after closing time ;P

Finished version of this wip

#drawtectives #drawfee #jancy true #drawtectives fanart #joe bean x jancy true #joe beans #true beans #drawtectives season 2 #drawtectives season 2 finale #fancy brew #im loosing my mind over them theyre sO CUTEEEE #excuse me being garbage at drawing kisses btw. ive never done it before but THE POWER OF GAY COMPELED ME

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pkmn-brainrot-central · 1 year

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"gender neutral character customization" should not mean "no skirts or heels or traditionally feminine clothing available" let us wear skirts

#yes this is about sv #splat3 and acnh had it right with letting us wear skirts #i appreciate what gamefreak was going for since the whole premise of sv is you are a student at a school (that just happens to have uniform #but part of the fun in pokemon for me was going to the shops and looking through the clothing #i might have to replay swsh because i am longing to make my little guy look cool #and alcremie. i feel ripped off that she isnt in sv #sorry for my rant lmao just Thinking Thoughts #beans' garbage

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audino · 2 months

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omg pokemon leak?????

#cool beans #hopefully it’s not hot garbage #wait i’m confused some ppl are saying leak some ppl are saying official #bun txt

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welcome-to-green-hills · 1 year

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Please tell me Movie!Shadow also discovers the power of coffee beans from Stone

Coffee beans and more, my dear. Maybe not from Stone, but they do have an unhealthy obsession for them.😈

#Movie!Shadow #Coffee beans and Trash Triangles #They calls Doritos ‘Trash Triangles’ because they considers them garbage foods but they loves them #Supporting Me story #mystery anon #off topic

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classickirbyland · 2 years

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Another non Kirby enemy.

#puyos #garbage puyos #puyo puyo #kirby's avalanche #dr. robotnik's mean bean machine #spinoffs #refuge beans

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spoopy-spooks · 8 months

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Colored them! I love his socks!! @pizza-feverdream

#iggy #wheeler #lil beans #ki cat #garbage boy #i love em

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polkadotpatterson · 2 years

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Canada Moist Talkers as text posts, part 11: extra gay edition! Art by Hetreasky!

#blaseball #canada moist talkers #text post meme #spitposting #greer lott #ziwa mueller #eugenia garbage #polkadot patterson #jenkins good #jesus koch #commissioner vapor #alston cerveza #beans mcblase #amos melon #york silk #lachlan shelton #simon haley

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