big advocate for vampire vintagebeef because i just think it would be very fucking funny if he was bitten by a bat or something and just never realized he was turned into a vampire. he wonders why he gets sunburnt so easily and then spends a whole season in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with the sun beating on his back every single day. he thinks his “very sharp canines” is just a normal thing in his genetic code that came with puberty. he eats raw meat and when questioned he’s like “don’t bully me i like my steak rare :(“ and then pause is like my guy that’s not rare steak that shit’s legendary
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I just wanted to take a nap before work!!!
This is usually my day off and I'm tired!!!!!!!
Why am I getting drama broadcast to me by multiple sources right now? 😭
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How it feels to read through genius lyrics for the song you're listening to while you wait in the car for your nonna to get out of the cardiologists office
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god not to sound like a complete and total dick but like. mom's bf's daughter is making brownies and I'm just internally screaming as she uses up the last of my baking stuff and a bunch of the expensive eggs I just got yesterday. like. no wonder I'm spending so much money I have to keep replacing my ingredients that she's using.
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Why did Lewis tell that kid his mom needed to go to specsavers bc she thought he looked better when he was younger
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