#blackout babey!

[shatteredhourglass]

Winterhawk Bingo Round 3 - Masterpost - shatteredhourglass

we did it, lads! check under the readmore for the full list of fics (and links) or the series on ao3 - and make sure you check out @winterhawkbingo​ for the other great creations brought on by this event. thank you mods for another great whb season!

B1 (Slutty Clint) - touch, touch, touch Summary: Turns out single-bed motel rooms on missions aren't always conducive to getting laid, as much as Clint's trying to make it that way. (E Rating, 2,544 Words)

I1 (Little Dick Bucky Barnes) - mouth where your money is Summary: Clint keeps thinking about it. And then he thinks about it some more. (E Rating, 1,685 Words)

N1 (DC Comics AU) - The Joke(’s on You) Summary: The Harlequin is a clown-faced criminal, a merciless mercenary, and the most favoured pet of Joker. He causes misfortune and mayhem for all those that come close enough to see his terrible grin, and leads a successful life of crime with the equally infamous Poison Ivy at his side. Peace, happiness, diamonds - nothing is safe from those black and red gloves. There is no Clint Barton. There is no James 'Bucky' Barnes. ...or is there? (E Rating, 5,354 Words)

G1 (Gradually Moving in Together) - the mirror and the lights and the smoke clear Summary: “A kid just took a picture with me,” Clint says. “On purpose.” “Sounds like you need some sushi,” Bucky offers. (T+ Rating, 2,967 Words)

O1 (Senior Citizen Discount) - Entertainment’s Free Summary: If things keep going like this, Steve's going to pluck out his eyeballs. Clint's... slightly less opposed to Bucky's sexual reawakening. (E Rating, 6,079 Words)

B2 (Metal Arm Malfunction) - BANG! Chapter 5: Then Summary: The Winter Soldier has gone missing while on mission. A special team with a set of unique abilities have been sent to retrieve him. What could possibly go wrong? (E Rating, 40,256 Words)

I2 (Kobik) - BANG! Chapter 10: Now Summary: The Winter Soldier has gone missing while on mission. A special team with a set of unique abilities have been sent to retrieve him. What could possibly go wrong? (E Rating, 40,256 Words)

N2 (Biting) - make me feel alive Summary: Bucky cringes a little, because it’s embarrassing to admit he’s still thinking about it – and because if Clint doesn’t know what he’s talking about, he’s definitely not going to be able to bring it up again without fleeing from the room. Vampire sex. What’s wrong with him? (E Rating, 3,736 Words)

G2 (Failed Mission) - Hit Me (With Your Best Shot) Summary: The Venus flytrap is a flowering plant best known for its carnivorous eating habits. It is one of nature's cleverest plants, and most have evolved to survive in situations where the soil holds little or no nutrition, so the plant makes its own food. It has one of the quickest movements ever seen in a plant in order to catch its prey, which it then dissolves and digests. Poison Ivy, or Bucky Barnes?The trapper, or the trapped? (M Rating, 4,833 Words)

O2 (Masquerade AU) - (Modern) Love Summary: One fancy party at an expensive manor, held by a very rich man for the villains of New York. One suspiciously familiar clown-themed guest. Joker is dead. Harlequin lives on. (M Rating, 5,867 Words)

B3 (Swordsman/Jacques Duquesne) - BANG! Chapter 4: Now Summary: The Winter Soldier has gone missing while on mission. A special team with a set of unique abilities have been sent to retrieve him. What could possibly go wrong? (E Rating, 40,256 Words)

I3 (Thank God We’re Alive Sex) - Upside Down Chapter 3 Summary: "I'm looking for someone named Clint," he says, fingers tightening on the note in his hand. "Think I might be in the wrong place. There’s something following me. Something – not human.” (E Rating, 15,304 Words)

N3 (Free Square) - the count that thoughts Summary: Bucky likes cheesy vampire movies. Clint likes Bucky's dick. Sam likes asking questions. (E Rating, 2,067 Words)

G3 (Summer Soldier) - Sun Kissed Summary: A romantic tale of two kazoos. (T+ Rating, 5,910 Words)

O3 (Bookworm Bucky) - Booked & Busy Summary: Clint's gotta do something to get Bucky to put his book down, right? (E Rating, 1,900 Words)

B4 (Meet Ugly) - give me your key Summary: "Your mission," Fury says, his one eye boring into Steve, "is to stay the fuck out of my hair. I don't need Captain America and his peanut gallery getting in the way of these professionals." “You want us to stay out of your hair,” Steve repeats. Bucky lets out a snicker. (E Rating, 3,940 Words)

I4 (They Fuck. That’s It.) - (You Don’t) Own Me Summary: “I got bored without you here,” Harlequin murmurs. “Why’d you have to leave?” “Eco-terrorism doesn’t happen on its own,” he responds, breath catching as teeth graze his throat ever-so-gently. “I have to go out and do things sooner or later, or I’m going to lose my reputation.” “Then lose it,” Harlequin says, lips brushing his ear. “Stay here. With me.” (E Rating, 2,487 Words)

N4 (Quickies) - all for a good time Summary: “You’re supervillains,” Steve says. “You’re killing people.” “Eh,” Bucky says, blowing a bubble with his gum and letting it pop loudly for emphasis. “Not really a downside.” (E Rating, 6,602 Words)

G4 (Prison AU) - (Where Is) My Mind? Summary: Your head will collapse, But there's nothing in it- And you'll ask yourself, Where is my mind? (M Rating, 3,743 Words)

O4 (Presumed Dead) - Just A Sucker (For Pain) Summary: “This isn’t healthy,” Sam says. “You know why I’m out here? It’s because Steve worries about you so much that he can’t stop rolling around in the bed. He talks in his sleep now because he’s stressed that you’re going to kill yourself with this shit.” “I’ll be fine,” Bucky answers. “Once I find him, I’ll sleep for a thousand years. Alright?” “Once you find him.” “That’s what I said.” (M Rating, 5,376 Words)

B5 (Threesome (+1 Of Your Choice)) - Roped In Summary: “Sex pollen is not a real thing,” Clint scoffs. (E Rating, 7,072 Words)

I5 (Black Coffee Only) - (Wine) Red Summary: Clint always comes home to Bucky, and Bucky can’t leave Clint behind. Is there still a Clint Barton left to save? (E Rating, 9,694 Words)

N5 (Ameriwinterhawk) - sinking into the deep Summary: “Aw, Steve,” Clint says, soft and a little teasing. “You’ve really got yourself in a situation now, huh?” “He likes getting himself in situations,” Bucky interjects. (E Rating, 4,820 Words)

G5 (Not Iron Fist) - Playing with Fire Summary: “Three o’clock,” Natasha says and Clint looks automatically, not registering the glint of mischief in her eyes until he’s already looking. “Why is he stripping,” Clint whispers, outraged. Bucky Barnes is standing a few meters away from them, tugging his shirt over his head. He doesn’t wax his chest during the winter months, apparently, because there’s a trail of dark hair that Clint really, really wants to get his mouth on. He’s stuck staring like an idiot as Bucky throws his shirt over the door of the firetruck, every inch of his ridiculously hot upper half on display. He can almost feel the brain cells in his head frying just from the sight. (E Rating, 5,387 Words)

O5 (Fucking Machine) - easy on me, baby Summary:  “Barnes has been wearing you out at night, huh,” Sam says dryly. “Can’t keep up with that supersoldier metabolism?” (E Rating, 3,156 Words)

See you next WHB season!

#shg writes winterhawk #winterhawkbingor3 #blackout babey! #this was fun #lots of different squares to keep me enriched and all that #god works hard but whb mods work harder

[tony-andonuts]

I dont think ive ever had a non drug induced blackout like i had between midnight and now

#like. one moment i was watching su clips and then here we fucking are babey!!!! #i didnt even *read* the posts i made during tge blackout bc yikes cringe #so sorry for those who saw it #tony speaks

[writer-room]

Ninjago in-universe memes post-Merge part 3 babey

The people of Ninjago just want their golden boy to have a break for once in his life. Also since Oni are the opposites of dragons, would they like...cause Imperium to go into a blackout?

1, 2, 4

#ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #lego ninjago dragons rising #memes #ninjago memes #citizen memes #the merge #chima #djinjago #cursed realm #ninjago mailman #serpentine #departed realm #imperium #oni #dragons #ninjago dragons #dragon keepers #formlings

[argisthebulwark]

Unusual OC Associations: Saryn Ireel

Picrew by elenaillustrate this picrew absolutely slapped. it made me want to make Saryn 1000 more times. thank you for tagging me @notoriousbastardlover i am absolutely yoinking this. i'll tag some friends at the end - no pressure to do this, just for funsies.

Seasoning: Sage. It's hard to detect but oh so necessary.

Weather: Heavy clouds and thunderstorms loud enough to feel in your chest.

Colour: Deep black or forest green.

Sky: Blue hour - when the Sun's below the horizon and everything has the Twilight (2008) filter.

Magic Power: Shadow Step - a brief ability to step from one shadow to another. (D&D 5e)

House Plant: Honeysuckle. If she had a home she'd plant it everywhere just to smell it.

Weapon: Blunt pocket knife

Subject: Psychology

Social Media: either a disorganized Tumblr or Stan Instagram acct

Make-up Product: Cheap black eyeliner pens. She'd have a dozen.

Candy: Dark Chocolate Coffee Truffles

Fear: Vulnerability, especially it's ability to be twisted and used against her

Ice Cube Shape: The fancy ones with edible flowers in them

Method of long-distance travel: Road trips with friends. Once she makes friends she'd bug them to go on a long road trip every chance she got.

Art style: Blackout poetry or tattoos

Celestial Body: Comets

Mythological Creature: Loch Ness Monster babey. The stealthiest creature of all time.

Piece of stationery: Those transparent sticky notes for note taking. She wouldn't take notes, she just likes to doodle but doesn't want to ruin her books.

friends i'm tagging: @daedrabait @crysdrawsthings @nejackdaw @elfinismsarts @miraakswhore @hircinesanters @pav0-ocellus

#tag games #oc posting #beloved mutuals #saryn ireel

[em-writes-stuff-sometimes]

Now that I think about it, I don't know why Uncle-Daddy-Daemon was so surprised in 'Brat' when Babey was being bitchy. Like, dude, she's a teenager, what did you expect when you married a seventeen year old girl??? And IDK why he was acting like the victim when he pissed her off first by belittling her in front of the entire Small Council.

Thanks for the new chapter!

Lol, I know right???

Oof, sorry it took so long to answer this ask - been doing a semi-blackout to get the research for this next chapter done! Seriously, I swear I spent more time preparing for this thing than I did for any of my uni writing back in the day (cackles in old coot). Daemon is definitely woefully underprepared for the realities of dealing with teenage nieceys, such a pathetic meow-meow. I did love writing this new dynamic though - it was FUN to freak him out, haha! He's so overdramatic ALWAYS.

I'm so glad you enjoyed Chapter 9, nonnie! Chapter 10 should be out soon-ish!

#fanfiction comments

[theviridianbunny]

Character Songs Tag

my dear mutual @imaginarycyberpunk2023 tagged me to do this funky little tag game so !! LETS GO GAMERS !! yay!!!

Game Rules: Choose one of your characters and list song(s) that fit them.

Running this tag game with Viridian AND Rasmus

(because i feel like breaking rules tonight babey!!!!)

Songs are in no particual order or ranking! I've linked all of the songs to youtube audios- also added the artists and years the songs were made (incase youtube isn't working when a link is clicked

Viridian:

Never Let Me Down Again (Split Mix) - Depeche Mode (1987)

Professional Killer - KMFDM (2005)

Blackout - Linkin Park (2010)

Avalanche - Bring me the Horizon (2015) (FLASHING IMAGES TW FOR THE MUSIC VIDEO)

Besitos - pierece the veil (2010)

Break and enter - the prodigy (1994)

Rasmus:

Never Let Go Of The Microscope - Enter Shikari (2015)

Suffer Well - depeche mode (2005)

After dark - mr kitty (2014)

Julia (deep diving) - Fred again (2020)

Be Quiet and Drive (Far Away) - Deftones (1997)

Teardrop - massive attack (1998)

tagging: @alteredsilence @pinkydude @heywoodvirgin @elfishtales @maimaiapologist @projectdanse @holofishes @genocidalfetus @wanderingaldecaldo and anyone else who wants to take part!!

#oc: rasmus #oc: viridian #tag game #imaginarycyberpunk2023 #bunny writes stuff

[the-flower-herald]

Farmer Ronen (she/they):

General vibes/aesthetic.

Messy hair. Always either short and choppy or just above their shoulders. Either linen button up shirts or tank tops and overalls, just very Hobbit meets punk/goth depending on what work and weather allow for.(wonderful picrew by やわらかめのネコヤギ)

Constantly covered in dirt, scratches, and plant debris. Much to many disappointments, is a smoker. Oops! Enjoys Satan's Coleslaw as well, but usually just your every day cigs. Enjoys beer and wine, not so much for harder liquor. Used to have a drinking problem in the city, so they've toned it down out here. Farming takes up too much time to get blackout drunk and wallow in misery for them.

A sexy, sexy late 20's young adult! Aging is hot because it means you're alive and living the best you can, babey! Is on the thick side- works out 4 days a week, so they're in good shape, just loves to eat! Is always health conscious and listens to Harvey any time he thinks a change needs to be made. Spoiler alert: he only really complains about the smoking, and that's the one thing Ronen keeps doing.

#stardew valley #stardew farmer #stardew oc #farmer ronen #picrew

[onstoryladders]

love putting my hand on my cats face like ITS BLACKOUT TIME BABEY!!!!!

[aetersyls]

general blackout babey

#as in no one in this archipelago has electricity haha

[halfd3af]

tonight’s mood

#DEPRESSION BABEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #halfd3afbrainvomit #I think I’m getting stress headaches #Thoughts of a Dying Atheist is now competing for Depression Song against the champions of Soldier’s Poem and Blackout

[agent-a-cpfancomic]

Ok but- Orion just hugging aunt arctic shortly after op Blackout and anna just going "ooooooo"?

i can imagine that happening ARHRVRJEHFK--

Anna’s just. there. with a smoothie.

#professorlaytondestroyedmyfeels #askdanandtheepfteam #Ask #Doodles #Club Penguin #Club Penguin OC #OC Crossover #Cool Peoples OCs #Agent A #Agent A Crossover #Agent A Anna #Orion #Aunt Arctic #Operation Blackout #(Oh wait she should probably still have her OP:BO look but shhhhh-) #(Also I've finally finished frames for the video I'm making so COMIC TIME BABEY- As well as the 'The Last Adventure' fan-scene.)

[transmanhybrid]

I GOT CHOSEN TONIGHT BABEY, HUNT-THE-STRONG SAID GIVE THE MAN RIGHTS AND I GOT THEM

#the blackout club #IM STILL SO GIDDY BRO........ #THE HUNTERS PUP BECOMES THE HUNTERS CHOSEN PUP BABEY!!!!!

[mitiyou]

Just some Miri things off the top of my head:

Definitely the one the crew is the most protective over during missions: she’s new, and goes for more sneak attacks and ambushes than up close and personal 1 vs. 1. It makes missions extremely important as to not blow her cover since she’d be out in the open and can’t really handle huge upfront confrontations.

Master at distracting people with her pleasant personality and using a clever misdirection (a friendly pat, bumping into someone, gesturing somewhere) in order to pickpocket so they don’t realize they’re missing their purse until she’s long gone

Loves souvenirs!!! Whenever they manage to have downtime or are going scouting for an upcoming mission she will always try and take some sort of trinket or item to take back and put in her room. Her favorite is plants since she grew up on Jakku (desert planet squad member) and loves seeing fauna on different planets they visit.

Usually very outspoken if she finds someone pretty on their first meeting and will not hesitate to compliment people. She’s pretty? How am I not supposed to tell her politely that she’s pretty???

Although she’s friendly with everyone on the crew she became extremely close with Hira almost instantly due to how similar their personalities are, but to everyone’s surprise she also meshes well with Elana? Despite how cheerful Miri is she also knows how to relax and quiet down which led to her spending time just sitting with Elana in comfortable silence each doing their own thing.

She also LOVES puzzles with makes Elana happy when she comes up with hypothetical situations and Miri gets to try and figure out how to solve them!

#tis my girl #she is babey but also can steal all of your money #my ocs #The Blackout Crew #blackout #elana #miri #star wars #star wars ocs #star wars the clone wars

[onecarfuneral]

god it sure is therapeutic to sit in a dark room all by yourself while playing animal crossing

#fuck lights #turn the electricity off #get those blackout curtains goin babey

[armstonite]

cool new bingo i made

#.txt #i based this on myself so its a blackout for me babey!

[cerastes]

YEAH BABEY!

#Y E S #AR-15 I GOT YOUR BLACKOUT BABEY AT LAST