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mulletmitsuya · 2 years
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Bonten groupchat (@sxgarcube-anon)
Warnings: descriptions of violence, descriptions of depression?, orphans, mentions of death and dying, severed fingers, swearing
Mikey: does anyone know where Sanzu is
Mikey: i haven't seen him in three days
Mikey: i'm starting to smell
Koko: ?
Koko: what does that have to do with Sanzu
Mikey: he needs to bathe me
Mikey: and it'd be nice to eat
Mikey: i can't get up, i'm tired, so i can't do it myself
Ran: and Sanzu does all these things for you?
Kakucho: Mikey you can call me when you need these things
Kakucho: i'm at the supermarket right now, what do you need?
Mikey: a will to live
Kaku: ...
Mikey: i ran out of deodarant
Mikey: get me ocean breeze
Rindou: guys do you know where Sanzu is?
Rindou: i told him he was ugly and i haven't seen him in a while
Rindou: do you think i actually hurt his feelings?
Rindou: not that i care or anything, but i've tried calling him 4 times now
Rindou: anyone checked his apartment?
Mikey: someone check his car, sometimes he just passes out there
Takeomi: i'll check both
Rindou: k
Sanzu: aww
Sanzu: you guys care about me
Rindou: nvm idc anymore
Sanzu: don't be alarmed guys
Sanzu: i was kidnapped
Sanzu: but i got out!!
Sanzu: however, they cut my pinkie finger so im gonna try and get that attached
Sanzu: and my stomach feels like it's inside out
Sanzu: i think my organs are bruised
Sanzu: this is the third time i've thrown up blood
Sanzu: anyway, what's up with you guys
Ran: ??
Ran: WHY R U SITTING HERE TEXTING US THEN
Sanzu: to make sure Mikey was okay, duh
Sanzu: Mikey are you okay
Mikey: no
Mikey: could've told me u were kidnapped
Sanzu: they tried to call you for ransom but you didn't answer lmao
Sanzu: not that there's anything wrong with that king🙇‍♂️
Mikey: i don't pick up numbers i don't know
Mikey: perhaps i should
Mikey: sorry
Sanzu: never apologize to me, you've done nothing wrong
Rindou: dude
Koko: go get ur pinkie attached
Ran: send a picture💖
Sanzu: k
Kaku: please don't
Ran: i saw you gut someone open last night☺
Kaku: intestines don't scare me as much as severed fingers do
Kaku: i just find it creepy
Ran: you're so strange Kaku
Koko: you saying that is...
Koko: nevemind
Ran: speak up Kokonoi 😙
Koko: you're weird tbh
Koko: and your brother too
Koko: thought i'd get used to it
Rindou: my motto is "never let them know your next move"
Koko: most of the time it's just embarrassing but ok
Rindou: you side characters wouldn't understand
Takeomi: win a fight first dumbass
Ran: get over that will you??
Ran: we were like, teens
Takeomi: you were adults
Ran: oh
Ran: Rindou back me up
Rindou: uhm
Rindou: lol Takeomi your sister died
Ran: too far
Koko: wow
Kaku: why though
Kaku: why do you think that's funny :/
Rindou: ur mom
Ran: Rin you can stop now
Kaku: cause i'm an orphan?? wow so funny and original ahaha
Rindou: ur dad
Ran: Rindou!! Stop!!
Sanzu: Rindou you're not eating
Sanzu: i don't think i used that right
Koko: huh?
Sanzu: he thought he ate
Sanzu: guess you can't use it in present tense
Mikey: fuck are you talking about
Sanzu: nvm
Rindou: i just ate breakfast?
Sanzu: NVM!
Sanzu: ur too stupid to get it
Rindou: u look like an unfinished barbie doll
Sanzu: unfinished???
Sanzu: what's that supposed to mean🤨
Ran: your fights amount to nothing
Ran: please stop <3
Mikey: yeah u guys end up using actual weapons for no reason so stfu
Rindou: y'all know he's rabid, i'm just tryna protect myself
Koko: and you're not??
Kaku: yeah Rindou you do kinda act like an animal
Sanzu: HAH
Sanzu: BIRTH
Sanzu: *bitch
Rindou: you can't even insult me properly 😐
Takeomi: can u please shut up
Sanzu: omfg just turn off your hearing aids
Takeomi: i'm not that old
Ran: 👴
*Takeomi has left the chat*
Rindou: treat your older brother with respect Haruchiyo
Sanzu: he's not my brother
Sanzu: don't include yourself in matters that have nothing to do with you bitch boy
Sanzu: i'll eat your fucking lungs
Rindou: you are the biggest cunt i have ever met!
Rindou: you are intolerable!
Rindou: how can you stand to look at yourself in the mirror and stand what you see???
Ran: you see what i was talking about 🙂
Sanzu: AND YOU????
Sanzu: CAN YOU NOT SEE THE WAY THAT YOU ACT
Kaku: you're both hypocrites, please stop😐
Sanzu: AS SOON AS I GET OUT THIS HOSPITAL IT'S ON SIGHT
Sanzu: REJECT JOJO LOOKING ASS
Rindou: you have such a terrible personality LMAO
Rindou: no wonder Takeomi picked Senju
Sanzu: ...
Sanzu: wow
Sanzu: k
*Sanzu has left the chat*
Mikey: why would you say that to him
Ran: you always go too far Rindou💀
Ran: even Sanzu has feelings
Ran: probably
Koko: what's up with them though?? like as siblings what went wrong
Rindou: uh
Rindou: me n Haru do this all the time tho
Rindou: we're flirting
Ran: r u joking????
Kaku: you think that's what that is?
Rindou: IS IT NOT??
Rindou: k i gotta go
*Rindou has left the chat*
Ran: young love
Ran: i suppose
Mikey: i will slaughter you all
Kaku: why????
Ran: we didn't even do anything what😭
Mikey: Kaku where are you
Mikey: i managed to get in the bath
Mikey: the faucet's too far
Mikey: best i can do
Kaku: baby steps r important
Kaku: the fact that you got out of bed is really great!
Kaku: i'll be there in a few
Mikey: get Sanzu mochi
Mochi: huh
Mikey: the pink and green ones
Mikey: i think he's sad
Mikey: not you, Mochi
Mochi: k
Kaku: alright :}
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spooky-bunnys · 7 months
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The sound of glass breaking made (Name) jump. He was home alone at the moment as his husbands were at work. They were checking on the clubs under their gang of Bonten. So he knew thay sound wasn't a good sound.
(Name) quickly sent a message to the groupchat him and his husbands had. Before quickly turning into his cat form and slid under the couch. Of course he took his phone with him so the people who broke in wouldn't find it.
(Name)'s phone started vibranting. It said a call was coming through. So he answered. Putting it on speaker and left out a soft meow. Which let whoever was on the other end what they needed to know. The people had made it to where he was.
In the Haitani car, the brothers had muted their side of the call. Listening carefully for what was going on. This wasn't the first time someone broke in. But considering (Name) is alone at the house made them nervous. They had let the guards off for the night.
They froze as they heard footsteps too close to the phone that they'd like. They felt their breath hitch as the footsteps stop. But relaxed when they continued. Good they were leaving.
"MEOW!"
They felt they're blood run could at the sound of (Name)'s scream. They'd found him. They heard distant talking. Then the sounds of breathing caught their attention.
"This him? Looks like a regular house cat."
"Nah man. His fur matches the color of the ears and tails from the photo. That's him."
"Good. Hurry up and knock him out before his turns back. We can't afford for him to have any marks."
The brother traded look of dread. They knew those voices. Those were the men that came to Bonten. Wanting to join directly under Mikey. But they were rejected. They weren't qualified or trusted to be Bonten excutives.
So this is how they get back at Bonten? Kidnapping Mikey's brother and their mate? Did they have that bad of a death wish?! They heard someone clear their throat. They knew where this was going so they unmute their side.
"Hello Haitani's. We've got your pussy cat bitch." The person on the other side let out a loud laugh.
"Listen closely. We know who you are. Just know that when we find you. You'll beg to die."
They heard a crunch then a beep but they knew what happened. They broke the phone so it wouldn't be tracked. But they didn't know, Bonten don't need phones to track people. Especially someone whose as important as (Name) is. Considering Mikey has all Bonten excutives and (Name) are all chipped.
In case something like this happens. It was all (Name)'s idea. After Sanzu got so high nobody could find him for almost 3 weeks. So everyone agreed to be chipped. Although it took (Name) a while to get Mikey to agree to it. But everyone knows Mikey would do anything for (Name).
They knew one thing for sure. They needed to get to Bonten Headquarters. Now.
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When the brothers arrived at Headquarters, they weren't exactly expecting everyone to be there. But Bonten was. Along with (Name)'s best friend Muto. When the brothers entered Mikey's office, it was like the others knew something was going on.
As they all entered Mikey looked up from the paper work with a raised eyebrow. The brothers didn't waste anytime to explain what had happened. Even going as far as to replay the call. By the time they heard the crunch, anger had already surrounded the office.
"I recognized the voices. It was that group of men that came in like last month. The one that wanted to join Bonten right under you Mikey."
"Wait thats what I came here to talk about."
Everyone turned to where Muto stood. His face covered in a serious look. While his arms were crossed across his chest. They looked at him confusingly. He rolled his eyes and ran a hand down his face.
"I was literally telling you guys that people were tailing (Name) and I today. Were none of you listening?"
The said members avoided eye contact. Muto huffed and ran a hand through his hair. He hated when shit like this happens.
"Has anyone checked his chip yet?"
At Mikey's question everyone (minus the Haitani brothers) froze before slowly looking at Kokonoi. Who had already pulled out his laptop. Immediately setting up (Name)'s tacker. They quickly huddled around the laptop. Looking for the (color) kitten icon that was (Name)'s icon.
Takeomi pointed at he quick moving icon. Which gained eveyone's attention. It was heading towards the Tokyo airport. That got them up and going. Practically tripping over each other trying to get out to the cars. Surprisingly Mikey was the first out of the office and into the elevator with the others and Muto following.
~
(Name) didn't know where he was or how long he'd been out of it. All he knows is the bag he's is, definitely needs to be cleaned. Like damn it smells like sweaty gym clothes and old socks. He was going to have a very long shower after this is over.
He isn’t stupid. He know's his husbands and possibly his brother were coming for him. This wasn't his fist rodeo. He also knows this won't be the last time something like this will happen. But he's always resuced by his loved ones.
Then he's kept under watch by said loved ones. (Name) definitely is gonna have a bubble bath and vacation once this setles down. He can already feel the stress and gray hair. (Name) shut his eyes. Trying to get as comfortable as he can. Since it'll probably be a while before he's found.
All of a sudden the car swerved and (Name) heard a lot of yelling and gun fire. Which meant a few things. First, he was found. Second, he can't have a nap. Finally, he will be lecturing his loved ones if they make the car he's in crash. He doesn't want to be injured in this form.
The pain is worse in his cat form, then his human form. (Name) already had a low pain tolerance. He didn't need to be reminded of it!
The car swered again before it stopped. (Name) didn't move. He didn't know where in the car his is, but if he had to bet he'd bet the trunk. (Name) heard cars opening and closing and more gun fire.
So like any of time this happened (Name) just patiently waited until he knew he was safe to reveal his whereabouts. The gun firing went off for a while longer. (Name) was just trying to get out of the bag he was in. Which was rougher then usual considering someone tied the opening.
(Name) froze when everything stopped. His breathing slowed. Trying to listen carefully to the surrounding sound. He didn't move until he heard familiar meowing. Which he immediately returned loudly. Announcing his location.
He heard a click and he saw brightness through the bag. So he was right. The trunk. He felt the bag get picked up which quickly startled him. Making him hiss on instinct. (Name) felt the bag he was in be snatched which again made him hiss. He hard aruging between one of his husbands and Sanzu.
The bag shook as someone untied the opening. Revealing a smiling Ran and a slightly smiling Mikey. (Name) launched himself towards the two. Extremely happy that he was out of the gross bag. Which had turned out the be a draw string bag. (Name) purred as he rubbed himself under Ran's chin and against Mikey's cheek. Making the two males huff out a laugh.
(Name) sent them both a look soon after. Which they immediately knew what he wanted. A glass of milk and a shower.
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mitsuyeaah · 1 year
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bonten groupchat
ran: night everyone
sanzu: good night
sanzu: rest in peace
ran: please don’t ever say that to anybody
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rans-baby · 2 years
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head empty just the bonten boys treating you on the Friday's where you especially don't want to work <3
kaku who notices you're more sluggish than usual after waking up and getting ready for work, so he just runs his hand through your hair and lets you cuddle him for just a few more minutes
rin who can confirm this when he notices your downcast eyes as he drive you to work, his fingers clenched around the wheel a little tighter than normally
haru who hears about this in the groupchat and decides then and there he's breaking you out (you can deal with the shitstorm at work on monday but honestly, having a boyfriend breaking into your workplace and waving at you with a gun in his hand is pretty conducive for being left the fuck alone)
koko who has lunch with you in his office while chatting about everything and nothing (and definitely blushes when you wipe the corner of his mouth)
omi who will take you shopping because he loves going out with koko's black card in his back pocket, his hand in yours, and another on a cigarette
mikey who will smoke you out and eat all the desserts with you
anyways, all of this to say that i hate working so much and am sobbing because i just want to stop WORKING SO BAD - this is also my first time writing on this blog so pls be nice JAHGPURIEH i'm doing this for self-satisfaction fr
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dejwrites · 2 years
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Did Ran ever forgive you for cheating on him in your selfship Drabble?
me after beating the cheating allegations that i actually did:
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emissaire · 2 years
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chapter three - apologize
welcome to college! ¦ tokyorev x reader
characters: toman x reader x bonten
warnings/includes: just a tad suggestive in sanzu's part lol
notes: pls ignore if i misspelled anything. i did this half awake lol. (all of the messages from the boys' groupchat are in ran's pov this time.)
masterlist ¦ chapter two ¦ chapter four
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brownskinwaifu · 3 years
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I really want bonten (Mikey and Takeomi I'm talking to you) to spoil me I need more juicy couture and perfume
Like seriously spoil me you'll get to fuck in front of everyone we all know they jerk off to my accidental groupchat nudes that are still there??? HELLO???
Okay anyways I need new nails too this time kuromi style they need to look good around y'alls dicks<3
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spooky-bunnys · 11 months
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Tokyo Revengers Incorrect
Part 1
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Takemichi: (Name) isn't answering his phone!
Draken: I'll call him
Mikey: Mitchy and I have both tried. He would've answered his commander-
(Name): Hello?
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Bonten AU!
(Name): What does BDSM mean?
Mikey: Being Dead Sounds Magnificent
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Toman Groupchat
Baji: Who the fuck added me to a groupchat?
Chifyuu: Language! >:(
Mikey: Yeah watch your fucking language
Draken: OKAY WHO TAUGHT MIKEY THE FUCK WORD?!
(Name): 'The fuck word'
Takemichi: Are you guys being serious? You guys use the f word all the time.
Chifyuu: Oh my god he censored it
(Name): Say fuck, Mitchy
Baji: Do It Takemichi. Say fuck.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bonten AU!
Sanzu: I got kicked out of church saying "FUCK SATAN!" I don't understand. I thought we hated the guy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hanma: Guess what I'm about to get?
(Name) & Kisaki: On our nerves
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mikey: AKSLJKIABR
(Name): What is that?
Mikey: Keyboard smash
(Name): How do I do it?
Mikey: Just push anything
(Name): 7
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mikey: *accidently hits (Name) in the face*
(Name): *crying*
Mikey: *doesn't know what to say between 'I'm sorry!' & 'Are you okay?'* ARE YOU SORRY!?
Draken: *hugging (Name)* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Name): Why don't you guys invite some friends over after school?
Ran: That'd be nice
Rindou: If we had any friends
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Takemichi: We have a problem!
(Name): Is it about the burning car?
Chifyuu: What burning car?!
Baji: Nevermind this seems more important
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bonten AU!
Ran: Something brought you here (Name). Fate?
Rindou: Destiny?
(Name): *tied up* A dumbass druggie of a brother?
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mitsuyeaah · 1 year
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bonten groupchat (2)
sanzu: one thing about me? i ride my homies
sanzu: for my homies*
sanzu: I RIDE FOR MY HOMIES 😭😭
seen by all
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mulletmitsuya · 2 years
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will post a bonten groupchat by the end of the day :)
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mitsuyeaah · 11 months
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Alright, so I read in a fanfic that Sanzu would write "Rest in peace" instead of "Good night" in the Bonten's group chat. So, as the Sanzu friend of the group, I went to our groupchat and wrote "Good night, rest in peace<3".
There is that one friend I love scaring and teasing the shit out of, which he replied "Uh, should I worry about my well-being tonight?"
The others typed something along the lines of "Wtf,do you plan on killing us?"
And my bfff just "Stop with this shit, is 1am"
Bff- " Guys, just go to sleep already"
Friend- " Easy for you to say, you're *bff's name*,she would never hurt you"
Friend2- " Yeah,WE are in danger"
I went to sleep full knowing that they might have trouble sleeping >:>
I am a fucking menace and I fucking love it
HELPSOSOSHAHAHAHAHA
shinobuさん is a whole menace 😭 i love that omg!!! why am i not surprised that you did this ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ just casually leaving the group chat in shambles before going to sleep, i’m living for it 😂 i, too, want to do this
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mulletmitsuya · 2 years
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Bonten groupchat
Warnings: swearing, suggestive, mentions of drugs, dark humour
Takeomi: uhm
Takeomi: someone's porn is connected to the living room speakers
Takeomi: could they turn it off please
Takeomi: .....it's getting louder, guys please
Kaku: yeah guys I can hear it from here I didn't wanna say anything but😟
Sanzu: it's not me I only watch porn at night
Takeomi: didn't need to know that but thanks for the confirmation i guess
Kaku: it hasn't stopped
Mikey: sorry that was me, disconnecting now
Takeomi: ....oh, thanks
Kaku: Mikey what are you doing watching porn in the middle of the day, it's 12pm😕
Mikey: I'm a little high rn I wasn't paying attention didn't know it was day
Mikey: why are you all in my apartment anyways
Sanzu: Mikey-kun you don't need porn when I'm a room away 😋
Koko: you're shameless
Sanzu: don't talk to me about shameless
Koko: ??
Sanzu: why are you always starting smth with me? 😕
Sanzu: you always get hella mad when I retaliate
Rindou: guys..don't
Koko: oh please you're the one always bitching, then you get mad when they're consequences
Sanzu: not today Hajime
Sanzu: I'm not the one
Koko: what are you gonna do about it
Koko: go hangout with your other junkie friends idk just leave me alone
Sanzu: Koko has an only fans account
Sanzu: also, him and Inupi are seeing each other
Sanzu: he says he's doing work but they're actually fucking around
Ran: ONLY FANS???? KOKO??
Ran: DROP THE LINK
Takeomi: Inupi??? as in Seishu??
Sanzu: I know you're like 40, but try to keep up
Koko: you bitch
Koko: I'll kill you, Sanzu
Sanzu: square up gay boy
Sanzu: if you don't learn to silence yourself I'll send everyone the link
Kaku: I wish we could all get along
Sanzu: I don't get along with WHORES on high horses
Mikey: no fucking infighting
Mikey: I'm just trying to enjoy my trip in peace
Mikey: this is the first time I've felt anything other than numbing emptiness in years, don't ruin it
Kaku: Mikey maybe you should find another coping mechanism, that's idk, healthier?
Sanzu: Kaku, sometimes drugs are the only way, let him be
Ran: stop enabling him, he needs help💀
Sanzu: we should go kill people to let off some steam
Rindou: can we go back to Koko please???
Koko: no
Ran: send the link babygirl
Koko: get off my back
Koko: go pronounce someone else dead or something
Ran: why would you bring that up
Ran: how was i supposed to know he was alive
Koko: maybe check a pulse dumbass
Mikey: shut up stop talking
Mikey: if I concentrate hard enough I can try to remember what happiness use to feel like
Kaku: Mikey...
Takeomi: maybe we shouldn't be in each others presence
Takeomi: I think we all need a break from each other
Takeomi: that also means on the chat
Rindou: I don't object. bye
Ran: I still want the link 😕
Koko: I hate it here
Mikey: I hope the next breath I take will be the last
Mikey: bye
Ran: should we be worried
Rindou: nah he's fine
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mulletmitsuya · 2 years
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Bonten groupchat
Warning: swearing, suggestive, drugs, sanzu...
Rindou: what is that ungodly screeching
Ran: Sanzu likes to sing in the shower
Koko: he's singing????!??
Kaku: I thought someone was being tortured...
Mikey: someone tell him to cut it out
Takeomi: he doesn't listen to anything I say
Rindou: he doesn't listen to anyone but you Mikey
Mikey: nevermind then, im not getting up
Sanzu: why are y'all talking about me 😋
Koko: have u finished showering? stfu you're being noisy as hell
Koko: it would be better if you could sing but you sound like you're fighting for your life
Sanzu: why would I listen to you 🤨
Mikey: Sanzu shut up
Sanzu: yes boss :))
Rindou: are you still in the shower
Sanzu: why
Sanzu: do u wanna see? :)
Sanzu: I just got my pubes done
Ran: you're what😃
Kaku: why did you ask😟
Koko: what's wrong with you
Rindou: how do you get your pubes done?????
Sanzu: I got little hearts shaved into them
Sanzu: and dyed them pink
Sanzu: so now I have a pretty pink puff of pubes 🤩
Mikey: .......
Takeomi: oh my fucking god
Kaku: 😧
Koko: what the actual fuck is wrong with you jesus
Ran: actually speechless rn
Mikey: let's refrain from talking about our pubes please
Kaku: I don't understand, why would you tell us that 😰
Sanzu: you asked
Sanzu: I'm actually really proud of them, do u guys wanna see
Mikey: Sanzu
Sanzu: ok fine
Sanzu: guess you'll just have to wait till we go to the hot springs again 😋
Koko: stop talking
Koko: forever
Sanzu: ok mr " I have bland colourless pubes"
Ran: stop this at once 😭
Rindou: what the fuck are you on
Sanzu: the ceiling
Rindou: ????????
Rindou: I never know what the fuck's going on when I'm talking to you
Rindou: I mean what drugs are you on
Sanzu: Ecstasy
Sanzu: I'm having a wonderful time😩
Sanzu: I love you Mikey
Mikey: that's great Sanzu
Koko: fire him
Koko: please
Mikey: no
Ran: sanzu never change❤️
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mulletmitsuya · 2 years
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Bonten texts
Warnings: swearing, rinsanzu (idk if that's what their ship name is called), mentions of cheating, suggestive themes, mentions of drugs, mentions of toxicity?? idk but yeah
Dm between Sanzu and Rindou
Sanzu: hey um I need to tell you something
Rindou: oh okay. what's up
Sanzu: it's pretty bad
Rindou: what did you do
Sanzu: .....I cheated on you
Sanzu: with your brother...
Rindou: hold up
Rindou: cheated on me???????
Sanzu: yes I know I'm sorry I'll never do it again give me another chance Ran isn't even that attractive I swear you're the only one for me
Sanzu: with the exception of Mikey of course
Rindou: Sanzu are you serious?
Sanzu: I'm sorry man shit happens ig like I really didn't mean to I was trippin sack and he kind of looks like you
Rindou: No like are you fr, this isn't some kind of joke? Like are you high rn??
Sanzu: Yes but I swear I'm not making this up I'm sorry
Rindou: WHEN DID WE START DATING??? LIKE WDYM YOU CHEATED ON ME THAT WOULD REQUIRE ME TO BE YOU'RE BOYFRIEND WHAT ARE YOU ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT RN
Sanzu: ok so I cheat on you once and you deny we were ever in love. that's low rin
Rindou: IN LOVE????
Rindou: I'M SO CONFUSED I DONT UNDERSTAND
Rindou: ALSO IM NOT GAY??????
Sanzu: yes you are
Sanzu: if you aren't gay then why are we a couple
Rindou: ???????????
Rindou: WHEN
Sanzu: this isn't funny rin🙁
Sanzu: ok so now you're gonna leave me on read okay
Bonten Groupchat
Rindou: Does anyone think me and Sanzu are a couple??????
Takeomi: 🤨
Koko: this is a fucking work related groupchat
Koko: also ???????
Kaku: omg I'm so happy for you guys 😍🤗☺️
Ran: why do you text like that
Ran: and you and Sanzu are a couple? 😟
Sanzu: Yeah and what happened between me and Ran didn't mean anything Rindou please
Ran: 💀
Rindou: WE AREN'T TOGETHER THO???? IM NOT GAY HARUCHIYO
Koko: this is embarrassing😟
Rindou: no fr I don't understand what's going on is this a joke
Sanzu: you're literally breaking my heart rn
Rindou: WHA-
Mikey: shut the fuck up. if you guys wanna talk about this shit make another groupchat or smth, idc
Sanzu: sorry Mikey
Ran: ok so Sanzu thinks him and Rindou are dating, why is that exactly?
Sanzu: when we are sitting together in the hotsprings he looked at me and told me my mullet was nice
Rindou: I WAS FILLING IN THE AWKWARD SILENCE
Rindou: AND WHY WOULD THAT MEAN WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP
Sanzu: you're also a lot nicer to me than the others
Takeomi: you really need to lay off the drugs man
Sanzu: why do you always feel the need to include yourself in conversations that have nothing to do with you
Sanzu: go smoke another pack of cigarettes or smth
Takeomi: 😐
Koko: Mikey please just kill him, we don't need him here
Sanzu: you're a homophobe
Sanzu: nvm you're the gayest mf I've ever seen actually
Sanzu: the embodiment of homosexuality
Sanzu: what's that internalized homophobia doing for you
Sanzu: stfu and go project akane on to another blonde or smth it's obvious you're bored and lonely ever since inupi left your toxic ass
Ran: STOP 😭
Kaku: 😰
Koko: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
Rindou: ok so this conversation took a turn for the worst
Takeomi: no infighting
Sanzu: you're literally so old please just leave the texting to us
Sanzu: you're lungs will collapse soon, go rest
Sanzu: and idk Koko, maybe ask yourself the same question and do some self evaluation?🧐
Mikey: I'm so fucking tired of all of you
Sanzu: and ok rindou I never liked you anyway, you're mullet's musty and it just looks like you put a jellyfish on your head
Sanzu: also who the fuck does the splits while in a gang fight
Sanzu: I've seen you do it more than once and it's weird
Sanzu: bye
*sanzu has left the chat*
Rindou: no because what's wrong with him
Koko: I'll kill him istg
Kaku: but why did him and ran sleep together tho
Ran: he gives good head
Rindou: we didn't need to know that
Mikey: 3
Takeomi: ???
Mikey: 2
Ran: ok I'm out
Takeomi: sorry Mikey we'll go
Rindou: sorry
Kaku: sorry 😞
Koko: even tho this isn't my fault sorry ig
Mikey: just leave
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mulletmitsuya · 2 years
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Bonten groupchat (they should be a warning within itself)(also dirty stuff and like, swearing)
Sanzu: yo, y'all ever heard of the prostate???
Takeomi: .......dude
Ran: yes☺️
Koko: ??????
Mikey: this is strictly a work related groupchat, sanzu
Sanzu: then let's make another one for us as friends🤗
Koko: we're business partners and we're in a gang together, it doesn't make us friends.
Sanzu: suck my ass Koko, you're just mad cause I'm Mikey's favorite. and don't think I don't hear crying about inupi at night
Koko: I don't?????
Rindou: are we just gonna ignore the prostate question? aight
Kaku: you guys have several in roppingi right?
Ran: several what?
Kaku: prostates
Rindou: STOP
Sanzu: NAH IESKSMSDLSKAHSKN IM SHITTING MYSELF
Ran: Kaku, I think you mean estates, not prostates☺️
Kaku: What's the difference
Koko: Can y'all please stop talking oh my god
Mikey: What did I just say
Ran: The prostate is the male pleasure spot
Takeomi: Please. Stop
Kaku: Oh. Ran, I think that's actually called the penis
Sanzu: Are you stupid or smth? it's found in the asshole. I definitely recommend
Kaku: Recommend what?
Sanzu: Getting fucked
Takeomi: DUDE
Kaku: 😟
Koko: I'ma need you to shut the fuck up
Sanzu: Or what Koko? what're you gonna do?🤨
Rindou: maybe let's stop talking
Mikey: If y'all don't shut the fuck up, I'll kill you
Sanzu: Sorry Mikey
Koko: Sanzu keep this shit to yourself
Sanzu: Why are you always on my case, leave me alone and let me enjoy myself
Rindou: Mikey's getting mad
Koko: Maybe if you didn't talk, you wouldn't make me mad, put that mask back on and never talk again
Sanzu: That mask was given to me by Mucho, the only brother I've ever had, why would you bring that up when you know he's dead.
Koko: YOU LITERALLY KILLED HIM. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. WITH A FUCKING KATANA, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU
Sanzu: What are you even talking about.
Kaku: Sanzu are you high rn
Sanzu: Yes, I'm almost 6 feet
Kaku: .....I mean high on drugs
Sanzu: Oh, then yes. When am I not
Rindou: He's right, it's concerning
Sanzu: Omg you're worried about me? Do u want head?
Ran: Jesus
Rindou: What??????!?!
Koko: Mikey please stop this
Takeomi: Sanzu maybe go to sleep, idk go touch grass or smth just stop talking
Sanzu: Who
Takeomi: Who what?
Sanzu: Who asked
Takeomi: aight then I'm out
*takeomi has left the chat*
Ran: Look what you did💀
Mikey: If anyone says anything else they're fired
Sanzu: .....
Mikey: Thank you, now leave
Sanzu: ☺️👍❤️🙏
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emissaire · 2 years
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chapter two - clown to clown conversation
welcome to college! ¦ tokyorev x reader
characters/pairings: toman x reader x bonten
notes: the messages on the boys' groupchat are in draken's pov. there's also written portion below, make sure you don't miss it! and i'm sorry if the chapters seem boring. don't worry, it'll get better as the story progresses! <3
masterlist ¦ chapter one ¦ chapter three
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As the clock strikes at exactly 7 in the morning, all students are required to form a congregation for the welcoming ceremony at the assembly hall. Surprisingly, for the very first time in their lives, Mikey's gang is on time, looking dashing with their uniforms complete and neat.
In everyone's eyes, they're fresh meat and despite being in college, the female population of the student body can't help but gawk and squeal at the sight of the good looking men like they were high school students.
"I'm still sleepy." Mikey murmurs to Draken who's beside him to which the taller only rolls his eyes at fondly.
"That's because you just finished eating." Draken shakes his head, looking straight ahead as he looks at the school's dean up the stage behind the podium, droning on and on about their vision and mission or whatever. He can't be bothered to actually understand.
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After the assembly, you guys were quickly ushered up the stage to set up your equipments. As awkward as it is having everyone watch you do your thing, to fix what needs to be fixed, your professors and the staffs were watching your band like hawks. You are not allowing yourself to make a fool out of your person, especially on your first day as a third year and infront of the whole school.
It's quite silly for the rest of you. Suna still loathes the fact that you guys won the competition, only because he doesn't like going to school early just to rehearse Christian songs when he doesn't even pray (his words, okay?).
It's awfully quiet when Suna first strung his guitar, adding on to your nerves and making you feel uncomfortable for a second but as soon as you start singing, it's as if everything dissipated.
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After the service, the students are given at least an hour to settle in, giving the the newcomers a chance to explore the campus facilities or to look for their assigned classrooms for the next hour.
Draken and the gang are in the open field, probably used for soccer practices. They're all huddled together under the shade of the lone tree, seeking shelter away from the blazing rays of the morning sun.
"I'm going to give her a follow." Ran announces, a wide smile on his lips with his eyes focused on the screen of his phone, looking like he's seeing something he likes. Well, he really is liking what's on his phone screen as his thumb continuously scrolls through your page.
The rest quickly surrounds the older Haitani, excited grins on their faces until they finally arrive on your tweets about a month ago.
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