#btrtv

[feralnumberfive]

POV: You're the impostor and you just vented in front of them

#you guys have no idea how much I amuse myself I thought of this when watching the episode and now I have a big stupid grin on my face #btr #big time rush #btrtv #kendall knight #james diamond #logan mitchell #carlos garcia #among us #among us meme #btr meme #big time rush meme

[confettifalling]

according to the big time rush tv universe, all (4) boys canonically took ballet, so i need an au of the pilot where mr x comes to teach them boy band dances and they’re all hopeless but then his jaw drops in shock when the four of them can execute perfect arabesques and grand jetés.

#also i need them to pick logan up and twirl him in the air like a pretty ballerina princess. for the plot. #big time rush #btrtv #kendall knight #logan mitchell #carlos garcia #james diamond #kendall #james #carlos #logan #text

[devilboyknight]

#decided to hop on this trend and I'll definitely make more sometime soon #ignore the uncut part of the picture by Kendall's ear I just grabbed these as transparent images off of google images #btr #big time rush #btrtv #btr meme #big time rush meme #kendall knight #james diamond #logan mitchell #carlos garcia

[kamesbian]

Big Time Rush GIFS

from S2 EP 20

#big time rush #btr #btrtv #carlos garcia #kendall schmidt #logan henderson #nickelodeon #james maslow #james diamond #gifs #gifset #my gifs #kendall knight #carlos penavega #logan mitchell

[wazzuppy]

do u ever think about how gustavo never really had friends or a loving family before he met btr. do u ever think about how hes said that theyve taught them so much about things he never got the chance to experience before. how he's said theyre his good luck charms. how the childless gustavo becomes something of a father figure to the four in the absence of any other male figures. do u ever think about that.

#tara says stuff #big time rush #btr #btrtv #GOD HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH. THEY ARE A FAMILY. #gustavo rocque #kendall knight #carlos garcia #james diamond #logan mitchell

[cant-get-enough-btr-forever]

The Big Time Rush "Iceberg."

I found this on Reddit (click for better quality):

Basically, it's a chart of Big Time Rush "conspiracy theories." As you go down, the theories get stranger. Feel free to point out your favorites.

Here are mine (going down):

"Logan is always out first"

"The show was not meant to be binged" (b*tch please)

"Kendall's arms"

"Weird lines"

"Snoop Dogg vehicular manslaughter"

"Big Time Hack"

"Chipwrecked"

"James is Dead theory"

"s13 e4 of Hell's Kitchen, 31:26" (I looked it up, and it's Kendall guesting on the show)

"Big Time Freemason"

"Big Time Murder"

"Kramer" (Seinfeld, or Glickman??)

"Logan and James Hate America"

"Katie shot first theory"

"The Fifth Member of Big Time Rush" (Ah, this must be referring to Brock. They mention him at 4:45 here.)

"Small Time Rush"

"Big Time Coronavirus"

"Who Hurt James?" (yeah man, who hurt you??)

"Hortense 'Logan' Mitchell"

"The Beatles copied Big Time Rush"

"Carlos died and was replaced by his son"

Maybe I'm dense, but I can't tell how much of this is a joke. It says here that this took five months to put together. All I can say is, someone has too much time on their hands...

#big time rush #btrtv #logan henderson #james maslow #carlos penavega #kendall schmidt #carlos garcia #logan mitchell #james diamond #kendall knight

[taylorsversionnnn]

i imagine that taylor had a miss americana getaway car with jack moment when she wrote “he was a month to the flame she was holding the matches” bc GIRLLLLLLLLLLL you knocked that one completely out of the park

#taylor swift #better than revenge #taylors version #taylurking #speak now taylor’s version #speak now tv #btrtv #taylor swift lyrics #love you taylor

[thepalmwoods]

things that would be canon in a btr reunion series

carlos being married to alexa and they're the garciavegas

james is jewish (i mean, he is)

gustavo and kelly co-parent four actual dogs (named kendall, logan, james, and carlos of course)

logan and camille are on reality tv before btr gets back together and he's going by dr. hortense mitchell

katie's in graduate school getting her mba

mr. bitters married mrs. knight

the jennifers all have ten-year-old daughters named ava

ocean and kingston garciavega are obsessed with lucy stone which makes james cry

jo and kendall had a zoom (vroom) wedding during quarantine and are in a romantic slump

kendall released the turd song on schmooptube and it went viral (think baby shark)

camille was in "the unauthorized big time rush story" and played jennifer knight, to the dismay of the ACTUAL jennifer knight

gustavo and matthew mcconaughey had a boxing match like jake paul and that actual boxer

katie has an etsy shop where she sells bootleg btr merch

camille is a famous tiktoker and all of her videos are her slapping and/or kissing logan

jo and kendall let jett live with them during quarantine when he got evicted and he hasn't left

#btrtv #btr comeback #big time rush comeback #big time rush

[rusherslovesblog]

James: I have a plan

Kendall: does the plan involve us wearing bandanas?

James: I don't have a plan anymore... You just have no taste

#big time rush #kames #james x kendall #kendall x james #btrtv #btr #boyband #kendall knight #kendall schmidt #james diamond #james maslow #incorrect quotes #bandanda man

[taylorhissed]

If you think about it, she kinda had to change the lyric. I’m laughing just thinking about the alternate timeline where Better Than Revenge (Slut-Shaming Version) and I Can See You (Horniest Song of Her Career) appear on the same album.

#open mic geri #btrtv #better than revenge #better than revenge tv #speak now tv #speak now #I can see you #taylor swift

[confettifalling]

btrtv will really try to go james is too self-centered! and james will really be like hmm my best quality is my washboard abs <3 as if he’s not spending the entire series doing things like botching his date to voluntarily keep a protective eye on his friend’s little sister and brushing off an entire acting job solely to make a girl he met (3) months ago feel better and kicking jealousy to the curb by encouraging kendall to “steal” his pop star goal james canonically had reoccurring dreams about (and is the FIRST thing we ever hear james talk about). btrtv, you cannot hide his heart of gold under those twenty layers of hair gel, muscles, mascara, and cuda manspray. james diamond would take a bullet for his friends and i would take a bullet for james diamond.

#me completely unprompted on a monday afternoon: time to think about james diamond again #anyway anyone who claims he’s selfish form a line and get ready to square up bc i’ll fight you #big time rush #btrtv #james diamond #text

[camilleroberts]

#btrtv #big time rush #btr #camille #camille roberts #lucy #lucy stone #lumille #penny lane

[kamesbian]

James Diamond GIFS

from S2 EP 20 'Big Time Wedding'

[ he looked so cute in that silly suit :3 ]

#big time rush #btr #btrtv #nickelodeon #gifs #gifset #my gifs #james maslow #james diamond

[wazzuppy]

if btr ever gets a reboot i want everything to be exactly the same, but once an episode, a character is allowed to say one single swear word as loudly as possible, but it's always off screen or in the background, and the others don't acknowledge it or react to it at all and the episode just moves on like nothing happened

#tara says stuff #btr #btrtv #big time rush

[cant-get-enough-btr-forever]

I encountered a wise old man during an outing today, and he told me that he's pondered this very question for years. I wish to enlighten this Wise Old Man.

#big time rush #btrtv #mama knight #katie knight #jo taylor #camille roberts #lucy stone #gustavo rocque #kelly wainwright #mr bitters #arthur griffin #buddha bob #guitar dude #the jennifers #poll

[taylorsversionnnn]

#1 defender of the BTRTV lyric change like come on “he was a moth to the flame, she was holding the matches” is fucking GENIUS!!! no one else would’ve ever been able to FLAWLESSLY switch out a lyric quite like taylor did.

#taylor swift #speak now #speak now taylor’s version #btrtv #lyric change #better than revenge #taylors version #taylor swift is the music industry #taylor’s version #taylurking #we love you taylor #love you taylor #taylor swift lyrics #genius #btr tv #speak now tv #taylornation