#but like Mariah... damn...

[the-kestrels-feather]

Mariah Rose Faith Casillas hot

#mariah rose faith #starkid #like all of the starkid women are hot dont get me wrong #like. lauren lopez? jamie lynn beaty? angela Giarratana? i am on my fucking KNEES #but like Mariah... damn... #jeepers i like women #and dont get me started on starkid guys like #dylan saunders jeff blim will branner robert manion Joey richter? FUCK #bisexuality win #starkid is an insanely pretty theatre company idk what ekse to say

[thewhizzyhead]

when I first heard of the premise for nerdy prudes must die, I wasn't expecting that the jock brute and someone whose last name is often mistaken for "chastity" to be my favorites but hey here we are and those two have completely stolen the show

#i'll be perfectly honest when i say that i (a very casual starkid fan) was mainly hooked by mariah being in this one #but damn max and grace chastity got me hooked like that is some incredible acting! #both the characters were personally very insufferable but greatly written and executed so kudos kudos! #also another scene stealer were the lords of black like i know nothing about nightmare time but DAMNNN #i wouldve preferred if the lords of black played a bigger role in this one tho like thats great potential right there but thats just me #nerdy prudes must die #maxwell jagerman #grace chasity #starkid

[lastwiltedflower]

things written in my notes app during my first watch of hey, melissa this morning

-no one out sleazes ted. get this man OUT! [on Freddie]

-I just know emma despises being put on delivering duty because isn't ccrp like three blocks from beanies... is she walking there with over a dozen orders of coffee?

-bill is the father of ccrp technical department love him for that

-oh where oh where has my greasy sleazeball gone?

-"don't work too hard!" "oh, I won't!" so he's just like me actually

-A REVOLVER? american civil war ass weapon

-Mr. Davidson WTF

-hot. just kidding.... or am I? [on Paul's "defeat" of Freddie in the basement with the belt]

-TEDDY BEAR?

-OH? found greasy sleazeball I guess.

-Catboy Paul Matthews enters the chat?

-Corey and Matt's faces... me too guys

-STOP MEOWING.

-Paul and Ted are so that one tiktok sound with the dog and cat going back and forth melodically

-this is what republicans think middle school bathrooms are like [on that scene that melissa films]

-ENOUGH MEOWING.

-Nick being iconic once again okayy

-Dude is way too horny right now... just leave man

-WOOF WOOF WOOF

-Slay (literally)

-BILL NO

-PAUL. PAUL ITS LIKE THE STORY YOU TOLD OH MY GOD

-YIPPEE! Safe at last

-GODDAMNIT

-*Mr. Davidson voice* Paul... Paul... PAUUULLLLLL

-Puss Matthews

-the immediate laughter and regret on everyone's voices the SECOND that last line was said

#hey melissa #nightmare time #team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #thinking about the implications #npmd #paul matthews #ted spankoffski #melissa starkid #can you tell i lost my mind #this was an experience #mariah killed it though like DAMN

[jackobbit]

What do you MEAN it’s already the 20th???

#shut up jack #this month feels like it’s gone by so fast DAMN #I’m being hurled along the flow of time against my will via Mariah Carries melted ice as a makeshift water slide #H E L P

[baalvsp]

yes, and? with mariah carey was actually so bad

#no bc what was the purpose of the collab..? #like why is mariah yelling at me damn #whatever makes you happy ariana #yes and geniuenly did NOT need a remix #i love ariana grande dont get me wrong but this idk #yes and? #ariana grande #mariah carey #aesthetic #fun #help

[mercuriallily]

Not to be Musical Theatre on main but some people really refuse to sing the notes as written don't they

#sasha speaks #in my experience people who constantly add riffs and stuff like that can't actually sing very well #it's an...interesting tactic #if the score says ad lib or cadenza then knock yourself out #and some songs are definitely more flexible #but like. would it kill them to sing the damn song the way it's supposed to be sung #the first time I saw les mis live the éponine kept doing ridiculous riffs during on my own #and it really took me out of the moment #like girl. you're supposed to realise that you've been lying to yourself all your life you are not mariah carey in this scenario #on my own is already memed on enough as it is you don't have to add to that #anyway I'm considering on going back to musical theatre in september so I have a lot of Opinions #musical theatre has some of the most insufferable people you'll ever meet

[youjustgotlawyered]

When people ask me about my former supervisor who’s now opposing & makes $, but’s evil:

#lawblr #the real lawblr #former supervisor #I don't know her #rants of an angry lawyer #like I get it #the power of money is real #but damn #mariah carey

[powerpayback]

i tend to try and think of my character's music tastes just to figure out the soundtrack of their lives, the vibes. and for some characters like sprout it's very easy to know what her taste would be (a mix of like 2000s r&b and old school motown, depending on her mood)

with magni it's harder bc i don't think he's much of a music guy just due to being like. life is so loud i need some fucking QUIET. however i do think he's a mitski guy he just has that vibe

#footnotes #magni quinn #sprout marotto #in a later chapter i mention her listening to mariah carey n i. i have to commit #magni is the type of guy who never listens to music while he works or cooks he's like in his head #he might be a white noise guy. just bc as much as he longs for silence for technochatter #i think he also has moments where it is Too Quiet in a way that is jarring #but also i imagine in his Somber Moments he can be found headphones on blasting mitski #sprout is like. damn. i know he's having a bad day now #anyways i'm having a mitski moment #n my reminder that y'all can hit me up with questions abt my characters or the story at any time bc i will gush wholeheartedly #if given the chance

[aloyssobek]

mal stop being weird she doesn't want the bloody connection the darkling is literally defiling her every time

#mariah watches #shadow and bone #i like mal mostly but damn dude #they really are stupid 19 year olds aren't they

[thewhizzyhead]

starkid fans among my mutuals may know rejoice in the knowledge that in order to make up for me watching the guy who didn't like musicals out of order and still having yet to watch that musical um chronologically, I watched Nerdy Prudes Must Die PROPERLY and IN ORDER and CHRONOLOGICALLY in one sitting and holy fuck it's amazing

#I WILL TALK MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH STARKID AMPED UP THE PRODUCTION HERE SOON CAUSE DAMN #tbh what convinced me to watch it in one sitting is me wanting to watch mariah be in a main starkid role #so woo the adhd has been momentarility defeated #but really nerdy prudes must die is so damn good #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield

[cowboyishbabe]

This preview for the next ep of summer house mv…. jasmine, girl……….. shouldn’t you have known this man’s mindset before you married him??? Like, what was the rush on marriage before truly learning him? Or y’know maybe actually being ready for the life changes that commitment brings?

#like his mindset has been the same this entire time and its been unattractive the whole time too #also also him cussin at her over some pants following being a lil bitch abt his breakfast burning #why did you sign up to have a child when you don’t want kids yet #listen. i dont fuck w jasmine at all after how she handled the bria/mariah situation. but damn she deserves better #last week i was like they deserve each other but now. oh no #throw silas in the TRASH and do not take his ass out. #AND WE DID NOT TALK ENOUGH ABT HIM TAKING HIS WEDDING RING OFD OFF FOR GUYS NIGHT #I WANNA STRANGLE HIM W MY BARE HANDS HOLY SHIT. you can take your ring off but its a week long HYPOTHETICAL discussion abt a guy buying her #a drink when she goes out #bitch. please. #s talks #also not this mf sayin nice guys finish last unironically and telling a man w an infant child he cant get pussy by being kind #take him out back pls. #he truly said if you listen to someone’s emotions or take on their baggage they can’t love you??? and jasmine is married to that. girl. #its bleak

[starlitlakes]

Down bad horrible and horrendous for a one Eddie Munson. Please marry me

#eddie munson #i just found a new author to obsess over on here #made the mistake of sleeping all day yesterday so i was up all night reading but oh my God #yk that one sound that's on tiktok and it's mariah carey hitting the really high note going 'it's tiiiimmmmeeee' #that's how i feel when i start reading fics at midnight knowing Damn well that I'm just gonna keep reading until my body shuts down #like if i could keep scrolling rn.. girl you have no idea. but my knuckles are flaring up so i have to Rest >:[

[orangespottedgiraffe]

Michael Buble really popped off with that Christmas album

#like i can listen to him sing I’ll be home for Christmas everyday and still think it sounds good #like last Christmas #Jesus like come on they have good songs #celine dion Mariah carey nat king cole marvin Gaye bing cosby all have good songs #like eartha kitt damn #why they play the shity songs at work tho #fucking idina menzel come on

[diah-the-demon]

If while having to serve at the college restaurant tomorrow I have to listen to Christmas music during the whole thing I will actually maim someone.

#if its thay god damn mariah carey song i will actually lose it. #i already dont fully like/enjoy christmas but if i have to listen to that while working... i will kill

[leclercloml]

Summer boy | LN4

Pairing: Lando Norris x actress!reader

Summary: y/n l/n the popular actress mainly known for her role in the popular summer series the outer banks but she's constantly ship with her certain co-star and everyone thinks they're dating, but that's not true.... right?

Genre: SMAU

warnings: grammar mistakes i guess , kind of internet bullying?? (Don't worry y/n is a supportive gf who will not stand back)

Author's note: no hate towards any actors/actress all of these are just fictions. AND yes I'm doing this as a memorial of summer, because WINTER is coming bby!!

fc: Blanca Soler

yourinstagram

📍Charleston, South Carolina

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yourinstagram your favourite cast are back. 🌊🍉⛱️☀️

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madelyncline so we're gonna completely gonna ignore how you dropped the beer right after taking the first picture?

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hichasestokes rudy looking good in last slide.

⤷rudeth i always look good.

username caption is sooo real.

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rudeth

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rudeth 🌊🌊

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username he's so boyfriend coded

⤷username all thanks to our queen

username ARIANA (LANDO) WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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username rudyy/n 🔛🔝

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram as maria carey once said "boy why you so obsessed with me?" 🤍

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madelyncline who isn't

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username sometimes I wonder even if she's real or not

rudeth get a job.

⤷yourinstagram shut up lil bro

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⤷username they're literally bullying eachother tf you on?

alexandrasaintmleux beau 🤍

⤷yourinstagram merci alex 🫶🏻

⤷username HELLO??!N WHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT?? WHEN??? HOW??? Y/n and Alex are friends???

⤷username who's alex?

⤷username f1 driver charles leclerc's girlfriend

⤷username y/n recently moved to monaco no? maybe they met there

username why is no one talking about Lando's like?

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carlossainz55 mariah carey.

⤷username ahhhh kanskabsjs WTFFF???!

⤷username the caption is a carlos refrence.

username she's so beautiful

landonorris

📍 Charleston, South Carolina

liked by carlossainz55, yourinstagram, rudeth and 18,20,728 others

landonorris beach boy 🤽🏻‍♂️

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username his curlsss 😭🫶🏻

username he's in charleston???

⤷username yeah the location say so.

⤷username you know who else is in charleston?

⤷username who?

⤷username y/n l/n

⤷username the actress?

⤷username no, the president. ofcourse the actress

⤷username okay...and? Isn't she dating her co-star rudy pankow?

⤷username nah people just ship them, there's no confirmation but you know what else? few months ago y/n moved to monaco and lando lives in monaco as well, I mean like half of the drivers live there but that's not the point and from past few weeks y/n and lando are liking eachothers post and alexandra (charles's girlfriend) commented on y/n post as well AND lando, charles, alexandra, alex albon, lily, george, carmen, carlos and rebecca all started following y/n and she also follows all of them back.....sooo, you get what I'm saying??

⤷username delusions!!! no no no she's with rudy!!!

⤷username are you convincing me or yourself?

⤷username guys...this comment makes a lot of sense...

⤷username nah nah nah can't accept it

carlossainz55 south carolina huh? 👀

⤷username Carlos what do you know??

yourinstagram look at those curls

⤷landonorris thanks,someone put their hand through it a lot.

⤷hichasestokes by any chance that 'someone' is really annoying?

⤷landonorris nah that someone is most adorable human alive

⤷charles_leclerc I didn't put hand through you hair? Tf?

⤷landonorris not talking about you either mate

⤷username the nial is river in egypt

⤷username lmao Charles 😭😭

username rudy better than this guy honestly

⤷username girl stfu and get the fuck out of here.

⤷username stfu there's a reason why she choose lando and not rudy 🥰

username this is sooo 😭😭

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram name a better tour guide than me, you can't.

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madelyncline didn't both of you got lost??

⤷username this is the most y/nrudy thing.

⤷username and you know that's rudy because?

⤷username I don't think that's rudy, that guy have been on that show since s1 why would he even want a tour guide to that place lmao.

username landoooooo

⤷username nu-uh

rudeth he literally told me how you were forcing him to eat sea food even tho he hates it and when he denied you didn't talk to him until he got you like 20 ice creams.

⤷yourinstagram HE TOLD YOU??THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BETWEEN US

⤷username hope all those delulu girls see this, it was not rudy 🥰 it was lando he hates seafood 🥰🥰

⤷username i refuse to believe this they were my number one not some random guy who drives car is gonna take em away from me 😭

⤷username you guys are so weird, just because they're celebrities that doesn't mean they're not human, both of them are grow up, rudy and y/n were nothing but friends you guys were the one who started shipping them, istg leave em alone it's their life, and stop hating on them for no reason you don't know them personally

⤷username speak louder for people at the back

username so it's confirmed? They're together.

⤷username not confirmed but I think everyone knows

username I'm happy for her

⤷username I don't like whoever this Lando guy is

⤷username don't worry, we don't care 🥰

username leave Lando alone wtf? He's a grown man!! She's a grown woman!! RUDY AND Y/N NEVER FUCKING DATED, THAT SHIP OF YOURS NEVER EXISTED IF LANDO MAKES Y/N HAPPY AND Y/N MAKES LANDO HAPPY WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM HERE???

⤷username they're just bunch of kids or groupies

username man wtf is wrong with some people

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram my beautiful beautiful boy, I've said this to you in person but I also want some people to know too, you're the one i love and you're the one i choose I'm really sorry for the behaviour of some 'fans', you don't deserve it, but I want you to know that I'll be there for you, no matter what happens I'll be there for you when you have a tough race and I'll be there for you after some random bitch on instagram said something and I'm not good at expressing my emotions but YOU, Lando Norris, you make me the happiest person, after I have a bad day, after my favourite team losses, after I do bad on set, you're the one who cheer me up and I want you to know that no matter what happens I'll always be there for you and i love you so so so so much!! that I have looked at you in millions of ways and I've loved you in each and every single one of them, you're a bit annoying in like almost every of them but it's okay, and i promise that I'll forever love you and even after all of this i would still choose you again, again and again, I love you 🧡.

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landonorris this is way too much affection for me to handle, but I'll manage, i love you.

⤷yourinstagram there's no such thing as "too much affection"

landonorris baby i love you so so so so so sooo fucking much that it's actually so concerning

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⤷yourinstagram tell me something that I don't know 🤭

madelyncline put those fuckers on their place!

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username she literally said "fuck soft launch, y'all bitches needs to be put in their place"

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charles_leclerc he's crying

⤷landonorris I'm not crying.

⤷pierre_gasly you are.

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⤷yourinstagram grazieee alex!! come over, I miss you.

⤷alexandrasaintmleux @/charles_leclerc read that? get yo car out rn!

⤷charles_leclerc we're on our way.

username "I have looked at you in millions of ways and I've loved you in each and every single one of them" AHHH!! WHEN.WILL.IT.BE.ME??!!

landonorris all mine.

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username my favourite couple.

landonorris

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landonorris my beautiful beautiful girl, you're the best thing that have ever happened to me, you exist in my world I a way that no one else does, you're so so special to me and i admire you for what you are, for what you have been and whatever you will be, For me, you are enough, you are worthy, always have been always will be, you always say that i deserve better but i don't need someone better having you is a thousand times enough and the world may not know but the greatest love i ever had and i ever loved will always be you, i love you ❤️.

tagged; yourinstagram

yourinstagram LANDO NORRIS.

⤷landonorris yes love?

⤷yourinstagram that is so sweet I can't even explain oh my god I love you so so so sooo much!!

⤷landonorris i love you so so so soo much too!!

carlossainz55 never in my 29 years of life I've ever thought Lando No-rizz could be that poetic.

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⤷username us carlos us.

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⤷yourinstagram I'm literally right beside you.

⤷username me and my toaster looking hella dirty, we're gonna take a bath i guess.

rudeth the only person I trust who can handle that idiot.

⤷landonorris i got it buddy!

⤷yourinstagram shut up!

madelyncline keep my wife happy 😭

⤷yourinstagram noo!! I'm always yours.

⤷landonorris um excuse me what the actual fuck?

username adorable ahh mfs.

yourinstagram lando norris i love you.

⤷landonorris y/n l/n i love you too.

username and they lived happily ever after.

PS: I hope you all like it, and I don't have much to say, thank you for reading, have a great day ahead!

#formula 1 #lando norris #lando norris x reader #lando norris x you #formula 1 x reader #lando norris smau #f1 driver x reader #leclercloml

[ham1lton]

manifest it!

pairing: logan sargeant × famous singer!reader.

faceclaim: mariah carey.

warnings + summary: nothing. mostly fluff!! logan is a big simp and in his y/n era. he’s kinda real for that.

author's note: i had sm fun with this prompt!! hope u enjoy it <3 also i realised i might have spelt his name wrong at some point but ignore any errors. as i said… we die like men 😘😍.

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yourusername: miami!! you were incredible!! thank you for letting this gal perform for you. my new album is a part of my heart and i’m so happy to share not only the album but the documentary of the behind the scenes. love you all and i’ll see you soon!! mwah! 🦋.

user1: BEST VOICE OF THIS GEN!!!

user2: the lyrics on butterfly are making me cry. her pen is LETHAL y’all.

user3: why is logan liking her pics…

-> user4: no seriously 😭 like ariana?? what are you doing here??

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y/nstyle: some of y/n’s formula one outfits!! i’ll link the origins in my bio 🦋💕 which is your favourite?

user1: oh that carlitos girl was right…

-> user2: our girl is gone….

user6: the first one ate down. one thing about y/n is that she loves herself some sunnies.

user3: no why is no one questioning that logan has been following this account for three years??

-> user4: he’s one of us.

-> user5: for style inspo duh…

-> user3: girl i doubt he wants to dress like y/n… he just wants y/n 😭😭

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BONUS:

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yourusername: winning the grammy was the second best part of the night. the best was having someone dear to me to celebrate it with. sorry my speech ran over @grammys. can you blame a girl? thank you to everyone who supported me with this album. my team, my producers, my band and my incredible backing vocalists. you brought this to life.

and to my supporters. i want to thank you all for being the sweetest people and so incredibly nurturing as i wrote this album. thank you for letting my album last 21 weeks at number one!! i’m still shocked!! i’m gonna sign off now because i have to celebrate but mwah! i’ll see you all soon on the butterfly tour! 🦋💕

user1: no softlaunch for our girl. she straight out said ‘shoutout to my boyfriend logan.’ she’s so real. we love this for you queen.

user3: BUTTERFLY TOUR!!! im gonna have to fight with logan for the damn tickets now 😒

-> user4: when you’re in a y/n stan competition and your opponent is logan sargeant 😨😨.

user2: y/n dating a delusional fan is so real… that means i have a chance with charles leclerc!!

-> charles_leclerc: no you don’t.

-> user7: unprovoked 😭😭

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logansargeant: happy birthday my love. two years together and a lifetime to come. you’re the girl of my dreams and i’m so glad you chose to spend your life with me. love you butterfly 🦋💕.

landonorris: ain’t no way you’re dating thee y/n….

-> yourusername: believe it bitch 🦋💕.

-> user1: NOT THE BUTTERFLY EMOJI 😭

-> oscarpiastri: i didn’t believe it either but he must have gone to the tom holland school of manifestation.

-> landonorris: logansargeant ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT 🙏🏼 🧘🏽

user2: BEST COUPLE EVER.

user3: all those gifts?? damn… she’s getting spoiled as she should!

user4: favourite song on butterfly?

-> logansargeant: that’s like asking me to choose between my children 😨

-> yourusername: it’s breakdown 🦋💕.

#jayde’s works ☆ #formula one x reader #f1 smau #f1 texts #formula one imagine #f1 imagine #logan sargeant #logan sargeant x reader #ls2 x reader #f1 x reader #logan sargeant imagine