Danny moved to Gotham.
Freakshow is touring in Gotham.
Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.
Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.
Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.
Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.
Danny turns to the Joker for help.
The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.
Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.
Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.
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I highly recommend local bookstores because nowhere else can you pick up a book that is no different from any other books around it, which include publications by such authors as Ursula fucking Le Guin, and discover only once you get home that it's printed in batches of 200 and doesn't even have an associated ISBN. This has happened to me multiple times, and it is the best. This is not ironic, it's the funniest experience and you really will only get this kind of appreciation and uplifting of local and small artists in indie bookstores.
And also those books will usually knock your fucking socks off.
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love love love love love the genre shift of "I am the kraken" era ed, specifically the darkness in his eyes when he pushes lucius overboard. and I just managed to put my finger on exactly why I like it so much, why it hurts so bad.
because, like with all legends or myths or rules or whatever, it only works if you have some kind of proof. you can only believe it for so long before you start to question, right? if there's nothing to back up the ruse, it falls apart. and we, the audience, are beginning to see blackbeard for what he really is, a ruse. a figment. a ghost, like ed says.
and it's obvious the people that know of him, izzy, jack, the pirate community at large, know enough of what they consider to be proof to be convinced. if it was just the flag and the image and the smoke with no actual consequences, they wouldn't be scared.
but, to this point in the show, we haven't seen blackbeard at all. he was peeking out when he planned to steal stede's identity, he meandered around when ed wanted to shoot up the french boat. he pops in to threaten that old man while they're treasure hunting. he says "I will still stab you in the face" to lucius. he makes like he's gonna shoot stede but, as many people have pointed out, we know the gun's not loaded. we hear these preposterous stories "he'd stick hot pokers up their assholes" "the blackie I knew would've snapped your neck for calling him that" but there's nothing tangible.
so, from an outsider's perspective, and presumably to stede's perspective, there's no proof. we're seeing through the facade, we can poke holes in the image, we believe ed wouldn't really hurt anyone. he's never killed directly since his father, he said so himself. he's harmless, really. and then. he turns on a dime.
suddenly we're looking up at him again, fearsome and powerful, his eyes are shaded by his set brow, he's got a darkness in his features that's bone-chilling. he shoves lucius overboard without hesitation. he goes inside and cuts izzy's toe off and feeds it to him. within minutes. we get absolutely no time to process that our suspicions have just been denied absolutely. we were lured into a sense of security only to have the proof dropped right at our feet. you thought the whole blackbeard thing was gone? think again. here he is. kneel and pray. yknow>!?!??!
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how to do a straight romance: ex 90s idol single mom with a teenage daughter and giant money problems who inherits a male host club because she once blackmailed a gay man to write her into his will + the cool young loan shark whose family she owes money to and who keeps showing up in vaguely threatening ways trying and failing to collect on that debt until we learn he cares too much about his hair and doesn't have much experience with women and is immediately smitten when she is slightly mean to him, and then becomes the first man in fifteen years to genuinely ask her how she is
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as I'm going back over my past history and items and journals and years, I come across all sorts of things, like the pencil I saved from that so-precious memory from second grade, and a pair of flip flops I've been missing for two years, and (tw for murder/crime/killings) the modern-high-school-AU-kidnapped-by-a-serial-killer story I wrote in late high school jdfsjdfsjkjlksfd
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Clover has several conversations and learns some things they might've been better off forgetting.
new chapter! this one is a DOOZY, yall, its so fun!!! hope you enjoy!
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Ibvs is really fun. friend sent it to me recently n reread it along w/ me so we’ve been goin insane together recently its a time. thought id draw onea my fav parts from earlier in the fic lmao
credit to @onebizarrekai for the writing/characters!
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These are. Wonderful. I love them.
In the Red Dwarf reruns his mum used to make him watch, they called that kind of smile a 'pinball smile' -- made the whole world light up like a giant pinball machine. It was the same smile Keeley had worn in his kitchen after dumping him, when she agreed to still help with his promos. He couldn't make himself say 'no' to that face.
He wondered sometimes if that were a Pavlovian thing too: wanting to do anything for Keeley when she smiled at him like that.
Not all Pavlovians had to be bad, did they?
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i want to thank you all for organizing these little fic exchanges because even if this fandom is alive and well, with them we get a sudden influx of fics and it is really a treat for us ❤️❤️❤️ (a reader who wishes they had the talent to write)
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this is THE kindest, most thoughtful ask, anon - thank you so so much for taking the time to send it!! <333 it makes me smile so much to hear that all these events are doing what i always hope they will: creating a little flood of content that's a treat for everyone! that's all i've ever hoped to achieve with any of these events & exchanges, and it means the world that it's happening!!
so anon, you really are MOST welcome ❤️ but it would be terribly remiss of me if i didn't give a shoutout to the incredible people who have worked on all of these events with me - @boxboxbrioche, @welightitup, @redyellowstupid, @duquesademiel, @wolfiemcwolferson, @river-ocean - because all of the piarles events i've been involved in have been team efforts in the best way, so any thank-you to me absolutely has to go to all these wonderful people as well. i'm tagging you all here because to me, it's messages like this one that make all the admin and nonsense so well worth it - and i hope you all feel the same way ❤️ LOVE YOU LOADS!! and love you too, anon - thank you so so much for this very kind message, i really do appreciate it so much more than i can say!! <3333
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hiii--- i know you mostly post/write about other fandoms but i just want to say that graceful degradation is probably one of THE best fics ive read of all time and i love it so so so much, it had me screaming into my pillow at like 2 in the morning. its such a unique and creative take on his backstory and the ANGSSTTT. oh my god...u are a genius
Thank you so much!!! Portal 2 was something I never imagined myself writing for, but I'm very glad I did, because writing that fic was a blast. It came out of my fondness for 'Flowers For Algernon' (which I read many years ago but has been stuck in the back of my mind ever since) and my need for a Portal fic that suited my particular niche of interests (which included, of course, my dear old friend angst). I'm so glad to hear you think of it so highly! That really means a lot 🥰
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messy sketch but. them. :)
@hibernationsuit — 💕💖💕💖🥺💖💕💖💕
HELLOOO??? I AM SQUEALING!! LOOK AT THEM!!!! I am on the floor sobbing rn hello my friend I love you with my whole heart!!!!!!!!
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What an experience to read a fic that has me so filled with delight that I HAVE to happy stim or I will EXPLODE
Had to straight up get up and jump around and thrash my arms and then kick my feet rapidly upon laying back down. Finally got it out of my system but. Man. Man . I'm fucking. Losing my.mind. going insane. In the best of ways
This fic's most recent chapter got me GOOD
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like any catholic reflexively engaging in self-denial greedy little squirrel hoarding my nuts i always try to save reading the comments on a fic until the next day.
so i am only just now reading the comments on the death of translation & i feel so absurdly fuckin humbled by the response - especially from people who intimately know the experience of losing or rediscovering language, and home. thank you so much for sharing your experiences, and thank you so much everyone who's read it, some of you have made ME nearly cry this morning.
and once more!! - all language in the fic that isn't french or english or older versions of either is ENTIRELY there on the kindness and contributions of other people - i did not do any major research for this, i only accosted my friends and followers who spoiled me in return with czech and portuguese and german and welsh. i wish i could have included even more! language is beautiful but translating and explaining language is even more beautiful. it's such an act of love and i'm still floating about it <3<3<3
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Original characters, our most beloveds... Our mutuals' original characters, our most beloveds... Our mutuals' canon rewritten into original characters, our most beloveds...
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I NEED U TO WRITE SOMETHING ABT THE VOGUE PHOTOSHOOT
something? oh you want something? okay this is like the tiniest of crumbs because working on something else. but sure why not because let's be real this photoshoot makes us all a little feral. tw: choking mentions some curse words, idk there's nothing major y'all.
this photoshoot is a unmitigated disaster from start to finish.
this is true across every version of you and austin that goes through this shoot. it's a mess.
yeah there's a bright spot or two and one of those bright spots sits on your dresser so you can see it when you walk into your bedroom every night. but that doesn't compare to everything else.
it is an unprofessional shit show. why you ask?
there was a set of poses you knew you were going to do, baz had told you because he wasn't about to send his elvis and his priscilla to the wolves especially knowing you two might have just gotten back together.
apparently after the first few they changed their minds. something about how your chemistry was off the charts and it'd be a shame to waste it. you wish they would have wasted it. austin wishes they would have wasted it.
there is a pose they wanted you to do that had austin walking off the set. or at least to a different part of the set to cool off lest her get you and him in a world of trouble.
she's not doing that, how many times do i have to say it?
it's not that bad, mr. butler. you have already done worse.
for my own private use something you said was fine since we're here all goddamn day.
yeah but you had your hand around her throat, i'm allowed to say she needs to-
when it comes to her you aren't allowed shit.
you step in finally realizing this is going to go nowhere good and you're the one who'd have to be doing it anyway.
that pose is not for any of you to see. that pose is for him and i only. i'm not having it plastered across the glossy pages of vogue. even if i get in trouble.
they find the two of you later on. austin spends the rest of the shoot so angry you're honestly a little worried for him. but he calms down about halfway to your hotel. mostly.
like i said. it's a shitshow.
you don't get in trouble though. partially because the photographer personally apologizes and partially because baz himself is the guest editor.
it does make vman's shoot far more pleasant.
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