#but will def beat their asses

[auriellethenymph]

What a chaotic family.

In which an isekai'd person gains a family throughout their journey in Teyvat.

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The adepti were having a simple 'brunch' that was introduced by Havria, the goddess of salt.

"Havriaaa~~ One more bite-" Guizhong, her lover was cut off by an odd ring that came from her beloved.

*Ring!* *Ring!*

"Havria, might i inquire as to what that unique rectangular object you have?" Cloud Retainter asks.

"O-oh, it's a phone. A device that allows me to communicate with my family quickly. My siblings are calling..." Havria accepts the call, as a loud screaming came from the other side.

"HAVRIA MY DEAREST BELOVED ATE (OLDER SISTER) PICK US UP PLEASE-" Kunikuzushi, or kuni in short, yelled for his dearest life.

Havria sighed, what had her siblings done this time? "Did you get high without me? Or did set the house on fire again." Rubbing her head which ached.

"IT'S NOT THAT, WE WERE MAKING A JET THAT ATE Y/N TOLD US ABOUT AND SHE SAW IT, FLEW IN IT, NOW SHE'S FLYING IN THE SKY WITH NO WAY TO GET DOWNNNNN!! KHOI HAS FAINTED." Yells came from the other side as Havria hang up.

Taking a bottle of strong wine, she gulped it all down setting the bottle gently. "Havria..?" Morax said questioningly.

"Puta, mga gago sila bakit limang minutos lang na wala ako doon, muntik na sila mamamatay? Oh well." Havria cursed in the language her chaotic older sister had taught her.

(Translation: Fuck, they're idiots i wasn't there for five minutes and why have they already nearly died? Oh well.)

"Apologies i have to leave quickly before my Ate actually dies this time... Mwah, i love you Guizhong, I'll visit you soon!" Havria teleported to a waypoint, seeing her older sister in the makeshift jet. (Guizhong panicked like crazy since she would be meeting with her girlfriends family and sought help-)

Focusing on the body of the jet, she turned it into salt when it was near the ground, also adding a large amout of Iodized salt to soften the landing.

Kuni, Khoi, and Y/n knelt infront Havria, one of the most responsible siblings with Beisht, scolded and worried about her siblings for being idiots as she prepared a snack for them to eat-

"And sarap Ate!" Kuni exclaimed cheerfully. Havria had mastered the recipe of pan de sal (or bread of salt if you translate) better than you.

"Right, when this aside, when are you going to introduce us to your girlfriend?" Y/n inquired, curious about her siblings love life.

"Pff- cough cough! Ate, I'll introduce you to Guizhong later-" Havria nearly choked on her food.

"I'm quite curious as to why Ate Havria likes the goddess of dust, if anything, it seems as if you're very in love that you'd get down on your kne-" Khoi was cut off from analyzing further when you pinched him lightly.

"Khoi, we don't discuss kinks on the dinner table..." You smiled, trying not to allow khoi to continue spilling the tea. "Tell me everything later Khoi.." Beisht whispered.

"Ahem! Maybe this dinner? there will be a feast in the Guili Assembly tonight.." Havria felt excited to introduce Guizhong to her beloved sibings.

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"Guizhong, these are my siblings! This is my older sister or Ate Y/n, you arleady know Beisht, but she is also my sister, my younger brothers, Kuni and Khoi!" Havria cheerfully introduced you all, oblivious to Guizhong' inner turmoil.

"Lovely to meet you Guizhong! Ito ang ka jowa mo Havria?~"(This is your lover Havria?~)You teased her, Beisht merely giggled heartily.

"Ate please..-" Guizhong was cut off when she noticed her lover's nervousness. "H-Hello Lady Star!—" Guizhong had her shoulders pat by you. "You needn't use that sister-in-law!" Guizhong blushed with embarrassment. Beisht and the two boys just nodded.

"Right.. You already know my brother Morax and Osial, speaking of which here they are-"

"Hi honey!" Beisht chirped as Osial was surprised to see her- "Wait darling, you had siblings??" Osial asked. "You never listen do you." The temperature dropped as Beisht started ignoring Osial who tried to please his wife.

"Where is Haishan, Osial?" Beisht asked. "I-" Osial was cut off when a big ass explosion happened in the distance that seemed like fire..works.

"That looks like Khoi's attempted fireworks..." You trailed off your sentence and looked at Havria. "I- Morax that part of the land is not yours right?" Havria asked.

"I do not believe so..?" Morax replied. Havria seemed to be relieved..? "Good, i was gonna make them fix it up but I'll just bury them in the ground."

Havria turned herself to salt and used the small air particles to move herself.

Boom!

"Well shit, I think i have to get them. What a chaotic family, my chaotic family." You said as you quickly teleported to stop Havria from destroying more property, and also killing your siblings.

The end.

#Sagau #Isekai #Genshin x reader #reader x genshin #khoi #rubedo #Havria #zhongli #morax #rex lapis #guizhong #chaotic siblings #Havria is totally going to kill her chaotic siblings but she loves them too much #but will def beat their asses #SaveKuni #SaveKhoi #SaveThemBoth #Haishan is the hydra Beidou defeated but in this fic he is still alive #hopefully...

[feline-evil]

GRABBING HIM

#my art #metal gear #revolver ocelot #this is when u can pick him up in the virtuoius mission after he gets his ass beat. take him WIF you #PART OF MY AFTERCARE SHEET FROM THE DRS SAYS I HAVE 2 DRAW AT LEAST ONE SILLY OK. OK!! IT DEF SAYS THAT OK

[hoodiehorizon]

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#tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt au #tmnt au #Botched Ass Rescue Attempt au #BARA au #Leo when his family is suffering: *so much concern and care that he's def not beating the mom-nardo allegations* #Leo when he's like 1% away from not existing: that was definitely an “oof bruh” moment lmao *dab emoji* #rottmnt Leo #rottmnt Mikey #rottmnt art #tmnt art #tmnt comic #rottmnt comic #tmnt comic au #rottmnt comic au #I think I'm really starting to nail how I draw these guys #Both general drawing and coloring #cause I can't just fill tool them a dark gray since they're invisible #so I have to just use a super low opacity white #and I think I worked out a good system for it finally #after 3 parts 💀 #pretend the art of the last 2 parts is of part 3 quality

[sttoru]

Imagine satoru meeting your family and some members just have these super thick accents and yeah he’s trying to be nice (bc it’s your family) but the same time he’s just like ???

BYE ?????? this s so wild 😭 istg i feel like he’s just unintentionally uneducated on LOTS of things & really… blunt. i feel like he’d subconsciously copy the accent of the one he’s speaking to LMAOOO

#sttoru responds. #you’d have to train him to shut the hell UP #he’d copy mine def #maybe not intentionally #but the way id beat his ass

[llead4u]

I just know that James, Sirius and Lily were screaming at Remus from the afterlife

#they were definitely so pissed as they watched remadora go down #I KNOW THEY WERE FUMING WHEN THEY WATCHED REMUS BLAST HARRY INTO A WALL #They def beat his ass when he died #especially Sirius because of how Remus treated Tonks AND Harry #you cannot convince me otherwise lol #a fic of sirius james and lily beating remus’ ass in the afterlife when?? #i’m waiting #Remus lupin #marauders era #sirius black #lily evans #james potter

[zappedbyzabka]

“How bad do you want it?” STOP

#He was saying that to Johnny btw #I’m not lying prommy #def wasn’t stingray about to get beat up #the way he fuckin talks lol #I love it #But yeah just adding ‘pretty boy’ on there as he likes to address Johnny #though after some time with him he realizes Johnny is a lot more than a hot piece of ass #silverlaw #terry silver #cobra kai

[mblue-art]

Hi yes I would like it if you went insane over cross (publically on Tumblr dot com) thank you

(hehe hi catto i appreciate u 🫶🫶🫶)

today is not the day, btu. i really wish you guys could see through my brain, and look at the part of my brain that's responsible for simping for cross (DAILY) and see how fucking, weird it is, how delulu i am for him how ill i am for this guy

#/silly #ask #mblue talks #m rambles #i made it sound like its absolutely awful but it isn't. really #some others prolly have it worse than me #(and def understand the character more than me) #im just exaggerating it for the funnies #but if only you guys could see and understand what my brain thinks of cross #(the shame and anxiety is pulling me down sry) #(maybe there wont be a huge ass post but my thoughts will all be sprinkled under the tags of my posts like these) #(just the usual) #('mblue its called obsession' i Know /holds head in hands/) #(he's like- a frkin highschool crush a campus crush a guy id crush on in highschool type beat) #(he's the 'get out get out get out of my head /lyric' crush) #(i feel conflicted abt it sometimes; i guess that's where the tsundere came in lol) #(like. from all the way back to the initial cross simping art i made) #(im prolly just delulu;; and i like thinking of the timelines of the sona lore ive thought of as basis for silly au's and scenarios) #(and especially the dynamics) #(dynamics are so fun guys) #(it is embarrassing how much ive basically kept pairing up my sona(s) and cross (variants) like lil dolls together in diff contexts haha;;

[urostakako]

i'm so proud of my son yuji...

I LOVE HIMMMM IVE NEVER BEEN PROUDER... precious son <33 beat that ratty old man up

#yuuji is really living the ultimate asian family drama. his mom's in laws hate them for serving cunt. his dad's got beef with his #pretentious older sibling that prefers to pretend he doesnt exist. and that hes also superior to him #his taia HATESS him for being his parents' son and also screwing him over... cuz his taia def has a complex of some sorts #his dad is fucked up for knowingly or ignorantly getting it on with someone thats not his wife for his own gain #he's got half brothers he didnt even know about from his mom and has killed 8 out of 9 of them #and his older brother hates their shared parent for fucking their siblings over. but also doesnt mind that theyre dead because he #doesnt want to lose yuuji his youngest sibling so doesnt matter what happens to the others #also shared parent dotes on yuuji while screwing him over but has no problem shitting on their eldest child for not measuring up to their #expectations. my poor poor boy IF NOTHING ELSE BEAT UR UGLY ASS TAIA UP 🙏🙏🙏 #ali <3 #hanancouldyounot #jjk 257 #jjk spoilers

[greaterbalrogcat]

Okay I bit the bullet. I spent the 75 np on Jiangshi. And wow have I been living under a poorly defended rock before.

jiangshi speed is good i stand by everything i've said before but like

#the battle cats #battle cats #balrog speaks #look i still think it's a worth it talent i just genuinely haven't needed it (mostly due to ubercarry KEKW) i'll def end up getting it (1/2 #at some point prob for infernal tower 41-50 or later ZL/starred UL cuz you know that shit's gonna keep beating my ass lol (2/2)

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll sic junie b jones on you

#very specific threats for people who read the same books as me when they were 5 #junie b jones is the scariest of the unhinged little girls #like out of all of them #she would totally wreck Judy Moody's shit despite being a whole three or four years younger #she would probably form an alliance with ramona #(but i think she could beat ramona if she had to) #she would probably best Annie (treehouse girl) but that's only because Jack would be restraining Annie the whole time #rachel and kirsty from rainbow magic would def lose to her #despite what that one post going around says she would destroy greg heffley #the chick from dork diaries would get her ass beaten by junie and then put it in her diary #(yes even though nikki is in like the 7th grade i think junie could kick her ass) #allie finkle would NOT survive an encounter with junie b #i think the only one with a fighting chance would be ramona but only if she was still small and unhinged #read the tags #please read the tags #OH AND SHE WOULD TOTALLY KILL KAREN FROM BABY SITTERS LITTLE SISTER #THAT WOULD NOT EVEN BE A FIGHT #karen was scared of a lady next door junie b would beat her ass #feel free to add more kids book characters that junie b jones could curbstomp #the only unhinged child i can think of that would beat junie b in a fight is kate weatherall and that's because kate is 12 and armed #kate would probably not win if she didn't have her bucket and marble slingshot but she does so that gives her an edge #actually constance contraire might have a chance but that's only because she's psychic #i think she would beat artemis fowl in a fair fight but only if he didn't have any prior warning or his butler #because i just know that dude has no contingency for a 6 year old kicking down his door and hitting him in the shins #she would WRECK betsy and tacy no question #i think she could curbstomp the penderwicks too except maybe skye but that exception is a strong maybe #if you want to add more characters you think junie b jones could beat in a fight in the tags #please do #i want to see your takes

[m1ckeyb3rry]

just realized that present time h / h y/n went to school at the same time as and was in fact in the SAME YEAR as NAOYA ZENIN 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 haibara died in their second year too so like imagine one of your best friends dies, one of the people you most respect becomes an outlaw, you lowkey stop talking to your other best friend, and THEN you’re somehow roped into doing an exchange event with your sister campus and NAOYA ZENIN is there.

#he probably thought he was going to eat so hard but she’d beat his ass i’m ngl #not even because i hate naoya like yeah i’ll acknowledge he’s a strong sorcerer #but y/n is just better #she ran from nyc to tokyo in like an hour #so she could def keep up with naoya especially in their second year LMAOAOA #he would actually just not accept that she beat him though #tw naoya #m’s thoughts #hurricanes / hummingbirds

[sleep-deprived-weasel]

Lila's getting out of control and there's only one person who can stop her now...

Look me dead in the eye and tell me Roger wouldn't snatch that wig off himself

#it legit doesn't matter which persona #roger would beat her ass #ricky spanish wouold def take her down in the least amount of time tho #miraculous ladybug #lila rossi #american dad #roger smith #jeannie gold #hes def stealing that wig out of the trash

[rdlain]

omfg not The Tell-Tale Heart protagonist getting they/themed😭

("we know nothing about the protagonist- nOt eVeN tHeIr gEnDeR sO DoN'T AsSuMe")

It was written in fucking 1843 where Man was considered the default unless otherwise specified (which it most def would be given the story's subject matter), by a man whose only female characters in his works were 'wife' or 'beautiful maiden tragically succumbing to consumption before dying', protag lifts the FUCKING BED and [spoilers!] squarshes the old man like...I think one could hazard a guess here.

#college is such a joke my god #fuck the fbi for subverting academia into a fucking kindergarten-ass lunatic asylum #don't get me wrong it'd be based as hell to read protag as female but if that was intended (which it was not) I feel due to the times #it'd be telegraphed from a ''hysterical impulsive woman'' angle and most def would not have the ''confident from pulling one over #on the police (before cracking)'' plot beat...she'd crack during/immediately after the murder #''a woman wouldn't premeditate a murder by peering at her victim in the dark 7 nights in a row...she wouldn't be capable of planning it!'' #''or if she did she'd just poison them [but don't give female-readers the idea they're very impressionable #unable to tell fiction from non-fiction]'' it'd be p controversial for the time

[allofasudden00]

Papa Bear

“C’mon Papi! Mami is waiting!” Mirabel pulled on his leg with all the strength a five-year-old could muster. Agustin smiles down at her and chuckles. Her chubby face is scrunched up in frustration. They had just finished a playdate with one of Mirabel’s friends, but now they are on their way to meet up with Julieta at her stand. It is an absolute joy to see Mirabel excited to see her mother, even though she sees her all day, every day. She truly is a carbon copy of Julieta. 

“Ay, Mira, she knows we’re coming. There is no need to rush.” He chuckles again and pats her head. Her frustration quickly leaves, and she giggles to herself. He loves that about Mirabel, how happy she is. He never wants to see her sad ever again, not after what happened at her gift ceremony. It has been a week since the event and he is happy she’s back to being a normal five-year-old. There have been no tears the past couple of days and it has made both him and Julieta sigh in relief. Their daughter shouldn’t have been sad about not receiving a gift, but she was, and they needed to comfort her.   

“There she is. You know, I cannot help but feel sorry for them.” 

Agustin slows his pace of his walking when he hears the almost hush voice. He looks out the corner of his eye and sees two men, Ramon and Marco, talking and pointing at him and Mirabel. 

“I know, poor girl. Imagine finding out that you’re not as special as the rest of your family?” 

Agustin feels a wave of heat course through his chest as his jaw clenches. He stops walking, much to Mirabel’s surprise. He exhales deeply and smiles down at her. He kneels down and bops her nose with his finger, causing her to giggle. 

“Go on without me. Mama is just up ahead. I need to talk to someone.” Agustin smiles when Mirabel nods excitedly and runs off toward the direction of her mother. Agustin stands up, straightening his vest and rolling up his sleeves slightly. Turning around, he locks eyes with the two gentlemen who he heard talking. He hurries over to them and greets them with a smile. They stop talking when they notice him walking over.

“Oh, Hola Gus! How are you doing?” Ramon asks, his eyes glancing at Marco next to him. Agustin feels a surge of confidence when noticing how nervous they are. 

“I’m not doing too good, actually.” Agustin answers. He crosses his arms and shakes his head with a frown. 

“Why not?” Marco asks. 

“Oh, thank you for asking!” Agustin answers quickly. “I was just out walking with Mirabel, and she’s all happy and excited to see her mama. Now- if you can- imagine my surprise- no, my disgust- when I hear two fully grown men talking about her. Talking about a five-year-old and saying that they feel sorry for her and that she isn’t special like the rest of her family.” It takes all of his willpower to pull a smile onto his lips and keep his voice calm. The color seems to drain from Ramon’s and Marco’s faces. 

“G-Gus, I’m sure what you heard was taking out of context and- and... we-” 

“We- We totally weren’t saying anything like that-”

“Oh really? Please enlighten me. Give me the context.” Agustin asks, interrupting the stuttering men. They look at each other, completely at a loss for words. “And please don’t insult my intelligence and keep the lies to a minimum.” Agustin states, his patients thinning every second. Ramon sighs and puts his hands up. 

“Look, Gus, we didn’t know you could hear us.” He starts. Agustin hums for him to continue. Ramon swallows harshly. “And- and we were talking about how unfortunate it was that Mirabel didn’t get a gift...” Marco nods his head, a hopeful smile tugging on his lips.

“Yeah, and we were sorry for her that the Miracle didn’t find her special enough to-” 

 Marco is silenced by Agustin’s fist hitting him across the right side of the face. He falls onto his rear, clutching his jaw and looking completely shell-shocked. Ramon whips his head toward Agustin and sees a fire blazing behind the tall man’s glasses. Without thinking, Ramon instinctively punches toward Agustin in defense. His fist connects with Agustin’s nose and he knocks his glasses off and onto the ground. Ramon looks in horror as his action seems to have made the mustached man more furious. Before he could apologize, Agustin bares his teeth and charges forward. Ramon dodges Agustin’s right hook, but as he dodges, he lines himself up perfectly for the left that was quickly following. 

Agustin’s fist slams into Ramon’s temple, and he crumples to the ground. Agustin heaves loudly above them, his eyes darting around in a manic, adrenaline filled rage. Marco tries to get up and run, but Agustin slaps him across the face, causing him to lose his footing and fall down again. 

“Don’t you ever say those words about her again or I swear to God it will be the last thing you’ll ever say.” Agustin points a finger at both of them. “If she would’ve heard you! A child hearing two grown men say the Miracle didn’t find her special, you know what that would do to her?!” Agustin grabs Ramon by the collar and yanks the man to his feet with a surprising amount of strength. “I never want you two near my family. I don’t give a damn what Alma thinks. You are never to look at my kids or my wife, never to speak to them. I don’t want their names to even slip past your lips. You understand me?” Marco and Ramon both nod frantically. Agustin lets Ramon go and both men scrabble to run away. Agustin stands there, trying to calm his breathing as the adrenaline dies down and he feels the pain enter his body. 

“Gus?! What happened?” 

“Papi!” 

Agustin turns around and suddenly his breath leaves his lungs as Mirabel collides with his stomach. He looks down and sees that she is crying as she hugs him. He looks up and sees a very blurry Julieta rushing over to him. He suddenly feels immense guilt rise in his chest. 

“What did they do to you?” Julieta asks as she examines his face. He hisses in pain as she touches his nose and grabs his hands. “I don’t think you broke any fingers, but you have some bruising. What happened?” 

“They said the Miracle didn’t think Mirabel was special and that they were sorry for her.” Agustin whispers into his wife’s ear. Though he cannot see her face, he can tell that she is clenching her jaw angrily. “I’m sorry, but I couldn’t let that happen. What if she heard them?” 

“You shouldn’t have done that.” Julieta mockingly scolds him. She leans in and whispers. “You did the right thing, amor,” she kisses him on the cheek and he smiles. He feels a gentle tug on his arm. He looks down and sees Mirabel holding up his glasses. 

“Here are your eyes, Papi.” Mirabel says, standing on her tippy toes so he can take the glasses from her. He smiles and takes them. Putting them on, he can see the worried expression on her face. He picks her up, ignoring the pain in his hands and peppers her face with kisses. Mirabel giggles as she tries to escape the onslaught of affection. 

“Come on, let’s get Papi home.” Julieta grabs Agustin’s hand and they walk back toward Casita. 

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Would this happen in canon? Probably not. But in MY world Agustin “I was thinking about my daughter” Rojas would definitely beat someone’s ass for talking smack about his girls. Take a post from my drafts!

#suddendrabbles #Julieta def found that attractive #you cannot tell me otherwise #it was foolish but attractive #This post is incredibly self indulgent #I wanted to see Agustin beat some ass

[todayisafridaynight]

would you guys still like me if i rambled about my cringe crackship

#snap chats #masadai #yeah ill ramble down here im not brave for the main text #see this is my version of a read more the main text is just a warning #anyway main text is semi a lie i am rambling bout masadai but just mostly bout sawashiro cause Shotgun Dad is my favorite #oh im sleep so im going to be even more incomprehensible than normal #like like like like sit here and be delusional with me alright. '95-2000's era right. #jo knows masato- as a civvie- tries to keep outta yakuza shit (with the exception of ichi helpin him at least) #so can you imagine bro having to process the fact now his son's Apparently entangled not just with a yakuza's son but SOHEI'S #bitch ass sohei who get necked and since then his bitch ass son's been going on a bitch ass rampage as a street thug #How The Fuck Did Those Two Happen but w/e. if masato's happy jo'll Begrudgingly not do anything. on the surface. #i know he's already having some poor arakawa grunt tail daigo until dude inevitably notices and beats his ass #and hes def not goin back to sawashiro a failure bro's getting outta town 💀 but yeah point is jo dont exactly have. The Highest Opinion #we all saw my masumi and daigo comic right. we all know i think masumi adopts daigo at some point cause the seeds of that are here #masumi knows whats goin on in his own house he knows jo's being ill so he prob just assures him daigo's not That Bad of a kid #he wouldnt hurt masato anyway. listen if theres a fight he knows his son's starting it He Loves Him but he knows how he is #and daigos way too soft spoken and like. Depressed Rn to really instigate anything unless prompted #either way jo's still edgy- prob isn't too stoked to hear news daigo's in jail after he an aoki get back to japan in '04 either #but no listen there's a turnaround OBVIOUSLY for one thing aoki and daigo could never date nowadays #but now daigos become chairman and ?? he isnt a single thing like sohei and he isn't at all how jo initially thought he'd be #he might make awkward decisions sometimes but considering the cards he's dealt he's not doing TERRIBLE #jo's designated to hang with aoki most of the time anyway so even if he did have any lingering grievances theyre not something to worry bout #too late to give that blessing tho For Starters bro's living a new life now and Secondly he's getting everyone evicted in ten years 💀💀 #thats the end of my ramble sorry everyone. if i had more time nd energy to draw nowadays i prob woulda just drawn somethin quick and dummy #but alas. i do not. potentially more text posts to come because of this because i very much am still mentally ill #i love masadai i love making shit up its actually so fun #im bad at writing full on fics so the spark notes version <3 ok im sleeping now bye

[aria0fgold]

Well that was... unsettling...

#ariaplays: isat #isat spoilers #bro i was like wondering where it was gonna go wrong at that part after i beat the king cuz i was like: aint no way its over yet? #and i was having such a good time talking to everyone cuz i thought siffrin gonna get killed by a trap after that room or smth #AND THEN! euphrasie just suddenly looked so devastated and the music got so distorted and she knew siffrin's name (how?) #and like oooooohhhh mygod what was that. and now im at act 3 back in the meadow and siffrin ououououghghgh....... #siffrin telling mira a lie bout a silly nightmare like i legit saw that split second timeframe in which he decided to just lie #ouououghghghg painful bro. painful. but the most painful part is that id have to beat the king again orz...... #it took me AWHILE to beat that guy. he killed me like TWICE with his hp down to the quarter and i refused to let that count to the loop #cuz i didnt wanna lose my bomb and yea sure tbf i couldve just equipped the memory for it but like-- siffrin's extra hp tho #and if it was possible to kill the king without having to loop and lose the bomb i crafted then id take that chance #it was a terrible experience tho. i had to exit the game itself to reload a save for that. first defeat happened cuz i THOUGHT #he'd only do that deadly attack ONCE and i had the shield on cooldown when he did it the 2nd time and uuuuggghhhh #2nd battle was the worst my rng during then was ASS everyone was in life support cuz the king kept BUFFING HIMSELF #and i couldnt use the shield cuz i cant count the turns. i dont even know how to and even if i could my memory cant keep up #and with the king buffing himself. the tears reducing my team's def. it was the worst possible combination like bro... #and now im in act 3 and gonna have to fight him again ouououuoghhghghghhg..... ill try and level up everyone before that fight then.... #everyone was at 50 by the king's fight (except for siff ofc he was at 59 i think?). i know i can get the others at 52 tho