#c!loanshark duo

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C!Foolish: hey we should add more people to las Nevadas :0

C!Quackity for literally no reason: YOU WANT TO FUCK ME? You want to fuck me and have gambling addicted babies together?? What the fuck Foolish

#c!quackity #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo

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maid dresses for halloween: pt 1

#dream smp #wilbur soot #fundy #captain puffy #nihachu #foolish gamers #quackity #puffychu #loanshark duo #kind of? #c!wilbur #c!fundy #c!puffy #c!niki #c!foolish #c!quackity #mcyt #dsmp fanart #what the FUCK is the wilbur fundy duo name #♡wilbur doodles[🔆]︎

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fuck this gay earth enough of pitting bad bitches against each other!!! cquackity is a shapeshifter he can have 7 hands if he wants to so now it's time for the ultimate tournament:

#may have missed a couple but these are the main ships iirc #c!quackity #shipping #karlnapity #quackbur #loanshark duo #<- i dont know their ship name im so sorry #quackret #quackcicle #dsmp #chitter

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Loanshark is like tntduo if tntduo had mutual respect for each other and if it didn’t come off as weird at times

Anyways big fan of these two

#Btw if you don’t like this you don’t have to say anything or reblog it #I get it #just please be nice #That is all I ask #dsmp #dream smp #foolish gamers #foolish g #foolish #c!foolish #foolish gamers fanart #foolish fanart #Quackity #Quackity fanart #loanshark #loanshark duo #loanshark duo fanart #Loanshark fanart #Dsmp fanart #dream smp fanart #dsmp shipping #Shipping #c! NOT cc!

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Las Nevadas headlines:

“This edible ain't shit” tweets Las Nevadas president a fateful twelve minutes before going into extreme detail about he wanted Ex President Wilbur Soot to sit him on his desk and qoute “give him the time of life”

“Die in a fire” Fundy Soot claps back (badly) after Purpled Bedwars called him fatherless.

“I’m not gay I’m dyslexic.” Foolish gamers continues to deny the gay allegations after saying the best part of his job is quote the “hot men”

“I’m not homophobic I just don’t support the lifestyle” Says las nevadas Vice President Sam AweSam_Dude five months away from marrying a man

Charlie Slime definitely human on working under Quackity. “I like being under Quackity but we mostly just kiss.”

#c!quackity #c!fundy #c!foolish #do y’all want this but with Manberg? #c!loanshark duo #las nevadas #c!Sam #c!wilbur #c!tnt duo #tw! suggestive #c!slime #c!quackcicle #Las Nevadas headlines

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C!Quackity and c!Foolish

#that’s it that’s the post #my favorite duo ever #c!tntduo is dead to me now sorry #it’s only loan shark duo /p #c!quackity #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo

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IS LOVE IN THE AIR FOR PRESIDENT QUACKITY??!

(By your favorite very trustworthy tabloid unofficial newspaper Rumor Has it)

It looks like our beloved President Alexis Quackity has once again fallen for an older bad boy based on an exclusive interview with employe and friend Foolish_Gamers. This week Foolish had a lot to say about rising kids, being named DILTF of the year and working under President Quackity. He also hinted at the possible long rumored romance between President Quackity and fromer general/president/war criminal/ infamous bisexual Wilbur soot craft.

Foolish: now I don’t wanna spread rumors or anything like that but you know I see things and Wilbur comes up to me with the noisiest look on his face like guess what? I just saw Sapnap walk out of Quackity’s bedroom. And I’m like girl. What were you doing in Quackity’s bedroom?? Like what where you doing at the hooking up at the devils party or whatever the saying is. And then he wouldn’t answer?? So I’m not saying there’s anything going on but it’s a little suspicious is all I’m saying.

President Quackity later clapped back on Twitter replying quote: “stay out of my bussines you slut shaming whore” in a since deleted tweet.

Mr. Soot could not be reached for comment but personally his little brother Tommy “would not take that disrespect” and plans to fight Mr. Gamers behind the McPuffy at three pm on Wednesday

#c!quackity #c!wilbur #c!tntduo #c!tnt duo #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo #c!tommy #las nevadas headlined #las nevadas headlines #shitpost #headlines au

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c!Punz and c!Dream kidnap c!Quackity and lock him in a cell to torture him but he’s busy rising slime kids so he just shows them a bunch of baby pictures.

C!Quackity: and here’s cherry saying her first word! It was fuck. Foolish was so mad lol. And heres Berry sleeping, and sleeping again and sleeping but on his back! I sleep like that too he’s just like me. And here’s them playing with dolls, Foolish and I really wanted to raise them without gender roles so Larry really likes wearing dresses and playing with Barbie’s and of course we encourage that and here’s all of us on a nature walk, they’re eating ants on a log because we really believe in giving them healthy food not processed sugar and-

C!Dream in tears: just go. For the love of me just leave.

#c!quackity #c!Dream #c!punz #slime kids au! #c!loanshark duo

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Head cannon that c!Quackity makes fun of c!Foolish’s name a lot.

C!Foolish: I fell and hurt my ankle :(

C!Quackity that’s pretty: Foolish of you

#c!loanshark duo #c!foolish #c!quackity

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The idea of c!Foolish and q!Foolish being the same person is very funny to me. Like I’m picturing him seeing q!Quackity and mentally going omfg not this clown again.

#q!foolish #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo

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c!Quackity babysits Finnly and Foolish Jr and c!Foolish comes home to find them curled under his wings like this

Even after foolish jr and finnly follow him around like ducklings. Quackity pretends to be annoyed but spends hours teaching them how to cheat at blackjack.

#my mama duck Quackity headcannon is so strong Idc #idc if it’s ooc it’s cute #let me have this #foolish jr #Finnly #c!foolish #c!quackity #c!loanshark duo

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My favorite thing about c!Quackity is that he’s always doing the absolute most. He can’t just have a normal quarter life crisis nooo he has to to raise Slime children with that 800 year old god he has a complicated relationship with.

#c!quackity #c!loanshark duo

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I don’t think y’all understand what a win this episode was for loanshark duo enjoyers. They raised a whole army of slimes together.

#so much potential #for a crack fic #c!quackity #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo

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Quackity is one of the smartest smooth talkers Foolish has ever met. Foolish has seen him convince people twice his size to do frankly stupid things with nothing but his voice. Foolish has also had to stop him from eating redstone twice because it’s shiny.

#c!quackity #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo

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ask game?

You know I have to ask about Loanshark Duo and Tnt Duo

I feel like you already know the answers lmao:

TNT DUO; perfection. Will they won’t they one sided love but not really two fucked up traumatized men fucking it each other up worse I love it.

LOANSHARK DUO: also perfection I genuinely almost love them more the tnt duo. The idea of an 1000 year old god being stuck working for a tiny mortal man with an attitude issue has a such great comic potential. But it’s also so so angsty. It’s Quackity traumatizing Foolish to “help him” a fucked up selfish move that comes from his own trauma with death. It’s Foolish grinding for hours to get Quackity armor and Quackity’s genuine shock and gratefulness. It’s Foolish cannoncaily liking to hang out with Quackity even as he plans to turn against him. Its Quackity thinking Foolish wanted to fuck him. It’s Quackity setting off the fireworks knowing Foolish well enough to know he would be annoyed and trusting Foolish to help him. It’s Foolish helping him without thinking twice. It’s them. They break my heart, they’re so complicated and fucked up.

#x my dear #sorry I went on a rant I love them #thanks for ask! #c!quackity #c!wilbur #c!tntduo #c!tnt duo #c!loansharkduo #c!loanshark duo #c!foolish

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Head canon that because foolish’s kids, finley and Foolish Jr are yellow and tiny c!Quackity sees them as ducklings. He tries to avoid them since the whole having a kid thing didn’t end well for him last time but he can’t help it. After he was blackmailed convinced to babysit he breaks instantly. Quackity makes them a little nest and teaches them to hunt food, Worms teaches them to swim and important life lessons like: don’t chew on cords, look both ways when you cross the street and you can’t explode people even if you have cool god powers because it’s rude. Sometimes in Las Nevadas you see Quackity stroming around with two little Quackity’s following.

They also told Quackity that Punz was their other father so c!Quackity thinks Punz is a deadbeat dad since he’s never around. He’ll randomly be like. Foolish you deserve so much better then Punz smh and Foolish will just smile and nod along

#:] #happy Friday #c!quackity #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo #foolsih is confused about worm things Quackity is like you didn’t worms :0 but they’re so healthy and foolish is like ok cool #c!punz #c!himbros #himbros