#headlines au

[ladyddanger]

IS LOVE IN THE AIR FOR PRESIDENT QUACKITY??!

(By your favorite very trustworthy tabloid unofficial newspaper Rumor Has it)

It looks like our beloved President Alexis Quackity has once again fallen for an older bad boy based on an exclusive interview with employe and friend Foolish_Gamers. This week Foolish had a lot to say about rising kids, being named DILTF of the year and working under President Quackity. He also hinted at the possible long rumored romance between President Quackity and fromer general/president/war criminal/ infamous bisexual Wilbur soot craft.

Foolish: now I don’t wanna spread rumors or anything like that but you know I see things and Wilbur comes up to me with the noisiest look on his face like guess what? I just saw Sapnap walk out of Quackity’s bedroom. And I’m like girl. What were you doing in Quackity’s bedroom?? Like what where you doing at the hooking up at the devils party or whatever the saying is. And then he wouldn’t answer?? So I’m not saying there’s anything going on but it’s a little suspicious is all I’m saying.

President Quackity later clapped back on Twitter replying quote: “stay out of my bussines you slut shaming whore” in a since deleted tweet.

Mr. Soot could not be reached for comment but personally his little brother Tommy “would not take that disrespect” and plans to fight Mr. Gamers behind the McPuffy at three pm on Wednesday

#c!quackity #c!wilbur #c!tntduo #c!tnt duo #c!foolish #c!loanshark duo #c!tommy #las nevadas headlined #las nevadas headlines #shitpost #headlines au

[capcavan]

Parasocial Relationship

#thank you so much to jtl-fics for helping me with headlines <3 #riko moriyama #aftg #all for the game #ichirou moriyama #kengo moriyama #nora sakavic #the raven king #tfc #myart #I hc that riko copies look of his father bc that's the only way he can somehow feel connected to him #at least in most of my aus

[vices-aand-virtues]

Red Rising Characters + Reductress headlines

Kavax

Fitchner

Diomedes

Darrow

Victra & Sevro

Cassius & Darrow – Virginia & Victra

Roque

Lorn

Red Rising Characters + Reductress headlines (2/?)

#red rising #red rising series #kavax au telemanus #roque au fabii #lorn au arcos #virginia au augustus #darrow of lykos #darrow au andromedus #victra au barca #victra au julii #diomedes au raa #sevro au barca #fitchner au Barca #Darrow x Virginia #sevro x victra #reaper x Mustang #darrow x cassius #personal #source: Reductress #reductress headlines

[ymechi]

Chatlog Part 1

author's note: this might turn into a series I am unsure I hope you guys enjoy this. Once again English is not my first language I apologize for the writing. -This series is about how people in teyvat see the conversation between the creator and their companion for us irl it's just chat messages in co-op. -Spoilers for the recent archon quest 4.1 -GN reader (might change that in the future) TW: nothing so far usual cult stuff

Ajax grimaced and glared at the Gardes holding him down. The posh marble floor reflected his annoyed visage and he had half a mind to destroy the expensive flooring. The Gardes were speaking about him as if he was not there listening to everything they said. They paid him no mind talking about things like the Fortress, the Oratrice, and arrest. Ajax paid them no mind he was far too annoyed to listen in. This vacation was getting worse and worse.

Then the traveler came, no it was their grace.

Suddenly this moment was more tolerable than it would not have been. The Gardes talking quieted and everyone was hypervigilant of the traveler. It seems their Grace was not alone, next to them their companion was walking behind them.

Their grace came closer it was then Ajax realized they were coming towards him. His breath hitched. He felt blood rush towards his face, he did not want to be seen by their grace like this. Weak and bound against his will where there was nothing he could do.

The traveler- no their grace stood now in front of him. Their face was neutral no indication of what they thought. The sun shined on the traveler in a golden glow. Their ethereal aura swept over the room like a warm blanket and his knees almost buckled over to kneel.

Suddenly their grace pointed the traveler's finger towards him and the traveler's face changed into a shit-eating grin.

"Ha ha! The evil fatui got arrested. Get rekt!"

Ajax wanted to cry.

"Gee no need to beat a dead horse," said the companion of their Grace through another's body Ajax could not name who.

Ajax wanted to protest that the creator could say whatever they wanted but the system binding them interfered and petrified his body. It was not just him thankfully everyone in this world seemed to be still and unable to acknowledge their Grace, except for their companion. How unfair.

The traveler who was possessed by their grace laughed and how lovely that sounded.

"Hey do you think we can visit him and prison and then," they laughed again, "feed him on a dog bowl?"

"That is oddly specific and sadistic."

"Please it would be so funny," said their grace and laughed.

If it meant that he would be mocked and humiliated to hear their grace laugh so carefree he would eat on a dog bowl and more. Ajax had no shame in that but what he found shameful, which he wanted to bury, was the feeling of wanting to be taken care of and worried over.

*Look at me they are imprisoning me against my will for something I did not do.*

Ajax knew he did not have that privilege or was deserving of it.

"Come let's go to the domain already," their Grace's companion said and went ahead to leave.

Their Grace followed after their companions and it seemed that their brief interaction would end. Ajax felt slightly helpless unable to do anything. Just as their creator was about to leave their grace turned around.

"By the way, I will most likely bust you out of prison stay put for the next one and a half months!"

Ajax looked up with a grin after hearing the declaration, by then their grace had already left.

"You heard that? our grace will be breaking me out," Ajax said with a challenging grin to the Gardes.

Said Gardes looked confused and pale-faced.

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.

.

One and a half month later in the Fortress of Meropide the creator themselves came to the facility.

"CHILDE WHERE ARE YOU I TOLD YOU TO ####### STAY PUT!!!"

#genshin impact #sagau #self aware au #self aware genshin #cult au #childe #tartaglia #fatui #fatui harbingers #steambird headline the next day: fatui harbringer will be busted out by our grace??? find out and read more #after hearing about it arlecchino is so done with childe she does not care anymore #the tsaritsa spit her tea out when she heard the creators plan/j #also can you guess who the companion of the creator is?

[visenyaism]

is this anything

#asoiaf #hotd #alt headline i’m visenya #i feel like modern au daemon would be terrible at whatever rich nepo baby jobs but he does know how to get journalists assassinated

[hewantshisbrideback]

After years of living on the run under assumed identities and burying her past deep down where it couldn't be weaponized against her or her loved ones, her own name has grown near foreign to her. On the bright side, seeing as the press can't keep the name Princess Arya Stark out of their fucking mouths and off their fucking cover pages, the novelty will probably wear off in no time, she's sure.

A SONG OF INTERVIEWS AND FAKE NEWS: ARYA'S RETURN

#arya stark #jonrya #hewantshisposts #valyrianscrolls #arya #not tagging other characters bc i know that like some people will read these headlines and think im an asshole #even tho the entire point is that this is what popular media does and its poking fun at that #and also bc like obviously this is very arya focused lmao #needleheart #even the shipping aspect is just implied #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #hewantshisaus #hewantshisedits #hewantshiscontemporaryau #i usually prefer to use olivia hussey or jennifer connelly but margaret has great photoshoots and (unfortunately for her) lots of pap pics #hewantshiscoverpages #i really want to write stuff for this au and have lots of ideas but alas. i shouldn't even have been working on this #esp when i already said i was gonna finish the last gods edit first dksjgfhfdjg

[octoooo]

saw this like a year ago and immediately thought of Sabigiyuu

Reference:

#kny #tomioka giyuu #octo’s art #demon slayer #sabigiyuu #sabito #not fem giyuu here in this post I just used the headline #I couldn’t decide between cat or fox giyuu #he’s a cat but my drawings of both animals have been warped since I was 12 #drew cats that ppl thought were foxes & foxes ppl thought were cats #anyway cat giyuu #tiny bunny Sabito #SABIBUN AU #don’t pick him up he bites #giyuu carries him around like a kitten #takes it upon himself to groom him too #Sabito thinks he’s getting the royal treatment #I might draw more of them in a mini au or smth #I remember seeing an old post/tweet that was of a pet au like this #Urokodaki had 3 pets; a bunny cat & Fox #Sabito giyuu & Makomo respectively #kny au

[arianatwycross]

Chapter 3

Lily looked down at the name flashing on her screen. She expected him to have changed numbers by now but when she pressed accept and hear his deep voice say hello, she knew instantly that it was him.  “James?” She asked just in case, her voice trembling with nerves.  “Hey Lily, yeah it’s me. Uh- are you free to talk?”  She blinked, her eyes unfocusing on the TV in front of her.

#headlines #jily #my fics #jily fic #celeb au

[mellorphic]

The House of Mumza AU as Onion Headlines, but it’s out of context because the fic isn’t out

Tommy in chapter one

The teachers when Minecraft Steve exists

Techno in chapter nine

Niki. All the time.

The entire Zumma club

Eret in chapter eleven

Herobrine

Puffy’s thought process

Drista in chapter eleven

Chapter seven

#dream smp #dsmp #niki nihachu #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #technoblade #captain puffy #drista #eret #c!niki #c!tommy #c!wilbur #c!techno #c!puffy #c!eret #c!drista #the onion #onion headlines #dsmp au #navy makes aus #dsmp fanfic #hom au #house of mumza au

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Danke, RTL, für die deutscheste Schlagzeile aller Zeiten

#Ich sollte klarstellen dass es speziell ein Artikel über Nacktheit in der Wohnung ist. #Offenbar kann man Ärger bekommen wenn man aus einer Kirche Einblick hat? #headlines #BundesTag #german stuff

[ladyddanger]

Las nevadas headlines but it’s a mini fic

Las Nevadas President Alexis Quackity clarifies Charlie_totally human-slime’s kissing comment. Quote: “Being under and kissing somone mean very different things for slimes then they do for humans and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for sexualizing this wonderful culture.” He had no comment about the slime on his cheek.

Cupcake blasts from Las Nevadas’s emergency speakers after Wilbur Soot takes over city following President Alexis Quackity being hospitalized after an attack by five wild pussies (cats). “We are aware of the situation.” Said former Vice President Sam_AweSam-Dude.

CONSPIRACY?? Reports that Wilbur Soot who took over Las Nevadas last week planned for President Alexis Quackity to be attacked are coming out as a new tik tok video shows Mr.Soot with several alley cats apparently teaching them to attack a picture of President Quackity. Mr. Soot clapped back on Twitter with: THAT IS NOT ME. #fakenews

“Watch out they’re everywhere.” Las Nevadas Vice President Wilbur Soot takes brave stand against Bisexuals during Bisexual awareness week. No comment to being caught kissing multiple men.

Out of the hospital President Alexis Quackity claims to have planned the attack himself as a test of Wilbur and his people saying quote: “I could easily win a fight against 99 wild cats.” (There where only five and they where all wearing little sweaters)

Best Nonviolent takeover ever!Wilbur Soot is officially made Las Nevadas Vice President. He and President Alexis Quackity kiss to seal the deal an “avian tradition”

“Is it avian tradition to be a whore????💀😭” #QuackitySucks #notmypresident #AlexisQuackity isawhore” Escaped Crimal Dream Wastaken who has somehow gotten Twitter calls out Las Nevadas President. Ex boyfriend GeorgeNotFoundLoreXd claps back: “At least he has bitches😘” #🤦‍♀️🤷🏻‍♂️

#happy mini fic Friday! #c!quackity #c!wilbur #c!tntduo #c!tnt duo #c!dream #c!sam #c!charlie slimesicle #c!quacksicle #las Nevadas headlines #headlines au #george not found #c!george not found

[saintseiya-thoughts]

Ça dit quoi la rue deuxième batch de tweets français merci à @nemomo en vrai tu m'as sorti de ma flemme mdrrr merci bcp !!

C pas les plus populaires mais les plus drôles donc entre saltimbanque française et superstar g fait mon choix

^ Celle ci c une ref a l'abrégé oui out of context elle est bizarre dsl

Le premier qui se*ualize la scène avec Shiryu et Kiki je l'attrape par contre la scène était ultra mims vs êtes juste des dégénérés

#jsuis tjr plus hyperfix sur saint seiya but thought it'd be fun #euh d'ailleurs au hasard si qqn reconnait son tweet ?? 😭 hmu si besoin de crédit !! #kotz #knights of the zodiac #les chevaliers du zodiaque #cygnus hyoga #andromeda shun #phoenix ikki #dragon shiryu #libra dohko #aquarius camus #kiki saint seiya #pegasus seiya #Kiwii's Saint Seiya Headlines

[vices-aand-virtues]

Red Rising Characters + Reductress headlines

Darrow

Sevro

Virginia

Victra

Cassius

Lysander

Lyria

Ragnar

Adrius

Pax Augustus

Red Rising Characters + Reductress headlines (1/?)

#red rising #red rising series #darrow of lykos #darrow au andromedus #sevro au barca #virginia au augustus #victra au barca #victra au julii #adrius au augustus #pax Augustus #cassius bellona #cassius au bellona #ragnar volarus #lyria of lagalos #lysander au lune #personal #source: Reductress #Reductress headlines

[its-paperd]

yknow what fuck you *catboys your soldier*

editted: while we're at it, @psycho-chair

#someone give me a more worst headline #✨scribbled paper'd #cross sans #utmv #undertale au #underverse #I TOLD YOU ID DO IT

[singsweetmelodies]

saying that charles drinking red bull is a sign of lest*ppen is just checo-phobic. Why has noone thought about the possibility of charles pining after him. What about the great ship of CHACO. or you know. CHERLES.

I'M SCREECHING... so true anon 🤭🤭 you have truly got The Vision ✨🙏 AND HEY GUESS WHAT

clearly charles prefers checo to max (who is sitting on the other side of him here, i believe.) you've cracked it, anon... charles was never pining for max. it was always CHECO 😱

#ngl this reads like a headline from that one f1 lady whistledown au that briony tia jaylin and i once came up with 🤭🤭 #CACKLING #asks & answers #anon #oh my god this made my night HAHAHAHAHA #also... why is it low key true that charles/checo has more of a narrative than charles/max 💀 #i do seem to remember some photo SOMEWHERE of charles smiling at checo like he's definitely never smiled at max... #🤣🤣🤣 quoth lady f1stledown #'chaco. or you know. cherles' still takes me out #anon i am in love with you HAHAHAHAHAHA #Best ask ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[parvuls]

friends cast au: in which the O6 are actors in a wildly popular sitcom and to prevent Trouble, their contracts include a no romance clause.

it's pretty much common knowledge on the set that lardo and shitty have toyed with that line before without really crossing it (?), but what people don't know is that for years bitty's been harboring a persistent crush on jack; one of his best friends, his co-worker, the man he shared an apartment with during the first year of the show.

what is even less well known is jack's crush on bitty. in fact, it is so unknown that jack doesn't even know about it. he just chalks up the fact that he had no desire to date since being casted to the fact that he practically lives on set, is so dedicated to his career, and the no romance clause forbids him from dating anyone he meets at work.

but after six successful seasons the series finale is fast approaching, and with it the inevitable end of an era. everybody on hollywood says they'll keep in touch, but bitty knows full well how infrequently they keep that word. now that their contract is reaching its conclusion, will bitty make a move? will jack figure out his own feelings? or will they both move on to other projects and become just another person they used to be friends with?

#omgcp #omgcheckplease #zimbits #the most au thing about this is jack zimmermann pursuing acting #but honestly it could have? happened? maybe? if he spent more time with alicia than bob #bitty came out during the 3rd season and made national headlines #a la NPH (although his character isn't a player) #jack has given exactly four (4) solo interviews in his entire career and his fame skyrocketed because he's considered ~mysterious #lardo has been talking about misogyny as the sole female main actress since literally her first day on set #holster's main goal in life is to be the second coming of adam sandler but is occasionally foiled by accidentally saying worthwhile things #revealing that he does in fact have depth #ransom is an oscar bound actor and no one totally understands why he's wasting his time on a sitcom #there's like legit 90% his first project after the show ends is going to be some low budget indie film with no real plot #that's going to win him every award #and shitty is shitty. he's not a good actor he's just here to have a good time and secretly finish his law degree on the side #text #prompts #don't mind me!!!!!