#challahchic

[bakudekuficlibrary]

Hey! I’d love to get a list of plotty bkdk murder mysteries, if you’re up for it!

Here ya go, hope you enjoy these bad boys!

- Jay

Quiet Rapture by lalazee( E |60,306+ | 15/? )

That ABO fic where cocky Alpha Bakugou falls in mate-love at first scent, while Midoriya is just a poor bookstore-owning Omega who got his nose punched in is a kid and can’t smell a damn thing. Also known as: That time an Alpha had to use his actual personality to woo his mate instead of relying on his scent. 

[Graphic Depictions Of Violence | Stalking]

The Devil Blues by iknewaman ( E | 48,360 | 13/13 )

The 78th precinct’s police captain, Toshinori Yagi, has volunteerd his squad to help implement the mayor’s wish of increasing the successful cooperation between the city police and active Pro-Heroes. Each detective is to be assigned a Pro-Hero who will shadow them for two weeks, and the operation has been dubbed the ’Station Cooperation Operation’.

Although it is not well-received by those involved, Izuku Midoriya, current detective at the 78th precinct and loyal follower of captain Toshinori’s ideals, believes that the operation will be a success. If his captain says it will succeed, there isn’t a doubt in Izuku’s mind that it will.

That is until he meets his assigned Pro-Hero.

Spider’s Web by infectedscrew( M |35,786 | 11/11 )

When a series of seemingly random attacks all over Musutafu leave civilians and heroes alike Quirkless, Inspector Midoriya is put on the case. Little does he know, he’ll be teaming up with the only person who has come out of an attack unscathed and Quirk intact—Katsuki Bakugo.

[Graphic Depictions Of Violence]

French Milk by EggYolk( T |11,464+ | 3/? )

The bakery across West 32nd Street, a hearty place known for its brioche, makes waves in national news when a corpse is discovered in the storeroom. (Pastry Chef! Bakugou x Homicide Detective! Midoriya)

[Graphic Depictions Of Violence]

In One Piece by MinkPink( E |3,456+ | 2/? )

The city which he patrolled had a low crime rate, lowest in the country. Everyday was ordinary, uneventful, and good. The police force had too much time on their hands. He wouldn’t want it any other way. Life was peaceful.

That is until Uraraka Ochako went missing.

AU-Muder Mystery (No quirks), Midoriya Izuku/Bakugou Katsuki, & Todoroki Shouto/Hawks

[Graphic Depictions Of Violence | Major Character Death | Rape/Non-Con | Bullying | Abuse]

#bakudeku #katsudeku #BNHA #bkdkfl ask #w:mcd #w:violence #w:rape #g:au #t:bullying #t:abuse #t:stalking #au:np #curator jay #challahchic

[discoursecatharsis]

That Folgers commercial? It’s a perennial fandom in Yuletide— there are over 30 fic on AO3. In case you ever ask yourself “is there anything fandom wont do?”

LMAO I saw someone in the comments of that video mention that there were  fanfics of it, I’m not surprised

#ask #challahchic

[otabaeplisetsky]

🔥💉✂️

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

Hmmmm, so specific. I like spicy chicken sandwiches. That’s all I can really think of because I’m living off of microwavable meals atm soooo yeah

💉 - Have Tattoos?

Yep, one on my hip bone. You can see a little bit of it in this picture of me.

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

Just my ears.

#send me more of these #i havent answered asks in ages it seems #about me #not yoi #challahchic

[pixiesteahouse]

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, you have to send this to ten of your favorite followers.

Bloop, loop

- I like my inability to sugar coat, serious truth telling. I think its dangerous sometimes to enable people with sugarcoating. I keep things straight and make sure you listen to it. 

-  I like my thighs, they are one of my favorite features on my body.

- I love my ability to see from more then one perspective. Its important to see beyond you’re own life and views. 

- I like my smile, and my dimples

- I like myself. I think I’m a pretty great person, but I’m human.

I won’t send this to others, right now only cause i’m on mobile and I don’t feel like dealing with that mess. lol

#Thank you for sending it to me! #challahchic

[rel3gated]

List 5 things that make you happy, then go and ask this to the last ten people that reblogged from you! Spread the happiness! :D

!!

1. sunsets

2. we’ve been journaling?? (paper journaling) semi-consistently and that feels like a nice accomplishment. outside of reblogging pretty pictures + tags we haven’t had much time/patience for writing thoughts down in like. years. just sort of introverted and out of practice. a paper journal is inherently self-contained and all, but it helps to have a record of our thoughts SOMEWHERE so yeah it’s been making me happy.

3. pettable animals (hello small dirty dog that wanted adam’s attention in the park yesterday *hearteyes*)

4. right now glam metal bullshit………

5. revisiting childhood faves (songs, movies, tv shows, books, etc) with people we know are safe so it won’t be/get weird + we get to share important things with them.

#meme #challahchic

[ein-li-koach]

List 5 things that make you happy, then go and ask this to the last ten people that reblogged from you! Spread the happiness! :D

in no particular order: 

crocheting, my boyfriend, flowers, DOGS, spotify 

#but mainly dogs #the bigger the better #challahchic

[shallweskate-exchange-blog]

Can I ask for an eta on when matching will be done? I'm really looking forward to getting to work.

Hi, challahchic! 

Thanks for being a part of the exchange! We’re going to be sending out matches tonight, so keep your eyes peeled. Let us know if you need anything else. 

-Mod B

#challahchic #mod post

[steampunk-sumiaki-blog]

So after the giant massacre at HQ, Phichit calls Yuuri and Yuuri ends up flailing all over the place trying to convince Phichit that "no really, you shouldn't come over, now's not a good time! Makkachin choked on a meat bun, I have to take him to the vet, really, Phichit DON'T COME OVER." (While in the background Yuri and Otabek torture the poor schmuck who touched Victor and Yuuri has to yell at them to keep the screams of pain down.)

LISTEN IM YODELING THIS IS EXACTLY RIGHT LMAOOOO LIKE

“heyyyyyyy phichit,, no no no now isn’t a good time ahaha”

“there’s nothing you could be doing that i haven’t seen before yuuri”

“um right yeah about that- one sec- *mutes the phone* HEY KEEP THE SCREAMING DOWN WOULD YOU IM ON THE PHONE- yeah im back,, listen why don’t we just go to a coffee shop, that sounds good right?? no no, ill pick you up”

#asks #mafia!au #ana talks writing #challahchic #thank u for the ask!!

[tasmirk]

challahchic a réagi à votre billet “a lot of kiribaku shippers tend to ignore the importance of bakugou...”

Honestly, both Kirishima and Midoriya acknowledge the other’s importance to Bakugou. It’s a disservice to all three to ignore their bonds.

agreed!!! :) that’s how i see it too, but different things don’t always resonate with everyone the same way... everyone should enjoy it the way they want to haha -- if they prefer to ignore something, it’s their choice for their comfort.

#challahchic #soleil talks #bnha

[pornosophical]

challahchic reblogged your post:oy vey. I took a peek at the ol’ Narts fandom on...

Still better than Fanfiction.net, my friend.

that’s less a creek than a trash gully lol

#challahchic #replies

[ryuutchi]

I’ve finally relapsed back to the name I’ve been using since high school. I’m Challahchic, but asfgdsdfjfgjoh fuck it

[just-antithings]

Just Anti Things: Shipping non-canon ships is the same as supporting infidelity in real life! (Insperation: challahchic tumblr com post 174417002292)

lol what

#ask #just anti things

[butch-kaz]

Sigh. @challahchic and @lotsaneon

Firstly, if I’ve ever insulted anyone who actually legitimately knows about the show and its characters (i.e. @queerqueenoftears or @superdweeb ) they can let me know privately.

In response to your comments:

This post was not meant for you. This post was between me, my mutual, and my girlfriend, and you had no reason or incentive to comment. I did not post this in any generic BNHA or ship tags, and I did not write it as a #staywoke TodoDeku post. I wrote it as a post for my girlfriend and my friend. You were not welcome to add your two cents in any regard.

However, you did, so I’d like to say this. I have watched BNHA. I watched it because my girlfriend loves it, and I love the way she loves it, so when she asked me to I could not say no. I’ve seen the characters and the way they interact, and while I don’t post about it, and I cannot name every member of Class 1A, it’s not something I don’t care about or have never seen. As I said, I’m just not into it, meaning I don’t participate in fandom activities.

And if your responses are written the way they are because you think I’m hating on a ship, I’d like to put this in your minds: I never once called out ANY BNHA ship in my post. You yourself decided that your ship was abusive, and you took offense to that. You saw “fetishized” and thought “Yep, sounds like my ship, I’d better insult the person who posted this.” If your response was ship driven, you have to do a serious mental analysis of how you see your ship, and ask yourself why you ship it if you think it’s abusive.

However, I’m hoping this is all one big misunderstanding. I’m hoping you don’t ship any abusive relationships. I’m hoping you thought I was being sarcastic or something when I posted this, so allow me to clear it up for you.

I’m proud of my friends for posting what they believe in, which is morally correct content. I’m proud they’re standing up and calling out toxicity, calling out abuse, trying to influence and change the minds of people who only enjoy this show for gay ships. Who don’t care about characterization and plot development, who only want to see two boys kiss.

There was no sarcasm in this post. There was no reason for you to react this way, unless you felt like I was targeting you, and your comments are irrational at best. I wasn’t targeting any group of people. I was letting my friends know I loved them.

If you interact with me again, and you’re not apologizing for your actions or trying to explain what you thought, I will block you.

Thank you very much.

#kay speaks #discourse #why did i have to deal with this

[steampunk-sumiaki-blog]

So, just apropos of nothing I want to note that Otabek is a good 80% of Yuri's self control and also they probably speak a bastard mix of English, Russian with a dash of Japanese when they're alone or when they don't want to be understood.

lmao more like 96.89% of his impulse control

and u are absolutely correct my dude like if ur a person on the outside and ur like “hehe im gonna spy in their conversation” ur in for a bad time my guy because these dorks aren’t fluent in anything but Russian (even then they have like a fifth grade vocabulary) so words??? sentences??? speaking in one language??? sike u thought,, how about seven words of Russian, six of Japanese, and 3 of English, all jumbled together in an unintelligible mess!!!!

#asks #challahchic #bless these dorks #ana talks writing #mafia!au

[ice-daddy-vitya]

My question: "How are you so handsome and charming and talented? Don't you know that it's unfair to the rest of us?"

//Zach I s2g I’m gonna come to California and kick you in the butt omg @challahchic