#clearly it’s a conspiracy theory

[donald-trump-official]

Let’s play truth or dare! I’ll go first

Truth: it’s a conspiracy theory that there are classified documents in Ivana Trump’s casket

Dare: I dare the FBI to prove me wrong

#seriously tho the more I think about that casket #the more I want to know what was in it #clearly it’s a conspiracy theory #but i wouldn’t put it past them #satire #donald trump #trump speaks again #parody

[pineboots]

the thing that i can’t get over is gerard *told* elody he didn’t want to leave her, that she had a place in his adventuring party when shit hit the fan, and that if he went to find rosamund the princesses might stop him from coming back to get elody, but she told him to leave so he left,

and he DID the hard brave thing and ventured deeper back into the castle to find elody when everyone else ran, but immediately got almost killed in one turn and was FORCED to run away this time, there was no fighting back, staying would have meant leaving elody with his dead body for a SECOND time, but the princesses are so wrapped in their own misery they’ll never tell her that

#dimension 20 #neverafter #neverafter spoilers #i wish tim had used message to at least explain the situation to elody instead of messaging rapunzel #why was he so obsessed with Clearly Evil Rapunzel #also i feel like a couple times the party was like we’re grabbing mira before we go #but brennan ignored it #rip another left behind npc #im drawing up conspiracy theories about how clara the princess horse can bring us back to the forbidden nutcracker storyline

[quietbreeze97]

This is going to be corny as hell, but I've just started binging The X-Files for the first time, and my god, this show is so good??!! Where has it been all my life??

#i just watched episode 8 which was clearly inspired by the thing (1982) and i was fangirling so hard #but every episode has been great #it makes me want to google all the conspiracy theories #oh and also agent mulder is hot af fight me on this #the x files #tv shows #quiet breeze talks #thoughts #tv

[seventeendeer]

remember a couple months ago when they were promoting sonic frontiers and they released that absolute banger vandalize and the web went nuts because it objectively ruled

and then the game came out and it had absolutely fucking Nothing to do with actual story of the game ??

#deerchatter #sonic frontiers #sonic frontiers is a haunted-ass game. haunted by previous iterations of the story #literally wherever you look you can see leftover ideas of other versions of the plot #my pet conspiracy theory is that the final version of the story was finished way too late into development and the developers had to #scramble to make it all into a semi-coherent whole. and that's why the last two levels are clearly 90% repurposed from unused material #it's a really fun game but i'm dying to see what was initially planned #no way in hell sage was meant to be eggman tech from the beginning for one #as always feel free to ask me questions about my insane rambling about sonic the hedgehog i love talking too much about him <3 #peace and love on planet eart uwu

[dorianwolfforest]

Sse: here’s an anti cheat software

Sso players: absolutely not.

Sse: okay

Sso players:

Sso players: why are there so many cheaters

Sse:

#my conspiracy theory is sse isn’t banning cheaters as punishment cause well clearly the players wanted the cheaters asdfghjkl

[eric-the-bmo]

Jeremiah: ...Hey doll, what are your thoughts on vampires?

Leo: [IMMEDIATELY bolts upright, launching into a rant/infodump about early folklore and the origins & explanations for tales of vampires]

Jeremiah [a vampire]: ...oh my god.

#(he's essentially saying he doesn't believe in them and is bringing Receipts to prove it) #jeremiAH YOUR GHOUL DOESNT BELIEVE IN VAMPIRES /HJ #is this canon?? idk but this idea wouldnt leave my head #anyway if this IS canon i feel it would be early in the relationship #since leo took a Monsters class a bit in college and thus has ways to Explain Shit #anyway this is Early bc he's clearly a Skeptic in this bit #so his mental collapse and his spiral into conspiracy theories hasnt started yet here #vtm ocs #leo vibes

[lecoindecachou]

Stuff like this is exactly why I'm hesitant to engage in criticism of Israel with people that I haven't pre-screened bc frankly so many of you have clearly just been waiting for what you considered to be a 'morally pure' reason to go full mask off and fully embrace the most disgusting antisemitic rhetoric I have ever seen.

#israel #palestine #antisemitism #tumblr politics #so many leftists have clearly just been antisemitic the whole time huh. #you're really out there repeating 200yo conspiracy theories about how jewish people control the world and trying to pass it off as woke...

[fungi-maestro]

God I saw such a bad opinion earlier and I don't want to post too much about it in case the person who posted it sees this. So I will just generalize and say that reducing character dynamics down to "badass man" and "damsel in distress" is downright criminal. When will people stop having bad opinions about characters I like.

#seal.txt #book club #also i want to point out that jlu id very good. but it got several things about The Question either wrong #or flanderized him #or just did not fully explain the fact that he is probably hamming it up to make people leave him alone #(classic vic) #so i dont think interpreting him as someone that legitimately buys into those Bad Conspiracy Theories is a good idea at all #i thought we already covered this when some fucklehead tried to say Vic would join qanon #it's just weird and disturbing to be like #'yeah this guy is paranoid and clearly suspicious of everyone. he must be very bigoted. logically.' #go to helllllll <-(statement from a guy that is paranoid and suspicious of people and is not bigoted) #it's the old 'people that experience paranoia are dangerous and crazy' trope with new breath. and its wierd and annoying. #and everyone that perpetuates that needs to give me and other people with paranoia & other anxiety disorders a thousand dollars #just weird weird weitd

[butch-bakugo]

Listen, I love that tik tok kid's are not letting ANYONE get away with shitty activity but it's a double edged sword.

On one hand, it's great they are trying to call out Markiplier who said the t slur(one edge) but the reality is that was 10 years ago, not used as an insult (he said it to describe someone cross dressing in a non-offensive manner. Like if someone was to call someone a faggot thinking it was just another word for gay that was inoffensive, not realizing it was a slur.), He's apologized and he's now active in supporting the LGBT community, especially the treavor project. But they are trying to call him out now, long after the incident and the apology and the moving on (other edge)

It's also funny watching them comparing it to willbur dreamsmp man when he said it in 2017 then immediately apologized just to turn around and call people retards. Like bro those aren't the same things lmao

#levi speaks #like call mark out for supporting PewDiePie afte the n word situation just to smite t series for biggest subscriber shit #dont bring up irrelevant shit #people had me all worried on something he said 9 years ago while drunk and not even with poor intentions #like im all for cancel culture and holding people accountable but at some point yall gotta move on lmao #hes clearly not the same person anymore and the fact is some of yall dont want growth and understanding from people #you just wanna be mad lol #like pewds has remained a stanch conservative conspiracy theory qanon bshitter after he half assrd apologized #mark apologized and actually changed to better support the community and understood where he fucked up #he also dosent support PewDiePie anymore #lile idk how to tell yall you cant compare the 2 #tw f slur #tw faggot #tw r slur #tw retard

[cinemaocd]

The maddening thing for me is watching a lot of the people who made/make Free Britney content, fall into the Depp/Heard trial and come out supporting Depp...

#like how do you not see that this is the exact same thing that was done to britney #that she was framed by the media in order to push a narrative outcome #in the case of Britney there was a literal conspiracy #not a conspiracy theory but a group of people with a vested interest in Britney remaining in a conservatorship #in the case of amber heard we should ask who has the most to gain and it is clearly depp #but I see so much of the free britney stuff coming down to personalities #and villifying esp. Britney's sister and mom #like yeah they were complicit but come on can we see that this is driven by misogyny???

[wherelanguage-ends]

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#unhinged conspiracy theory based on nothing #the way those clowns made us wait an entire week and the way pong kept on with his don’t worry I’m talking to both sides #pond*** #I honestly thought that boc was probably looking at settling things with both but clearly after yday they figured it wouldn’t happen #and well yeah #whatever fuck I’m back on vp posting #I guess I get my fandom back #I’m sure we’ll get the courts decision in the next decade or so #so will decide my moral stance then for now fuck it #I missed kp and vp

[liinos]

i think it's kinda 😭 when people complain about already debuted idols being on shows bc on the one hand i get it if you have someone who's established and has a lot of fans but half the time now it's idols who debuted like 6 months ago... like guys they didn't have TIME to build a fanbase i think it's okay

#i know a lot of people also worry about disbandment of those groups bc of the participation on a show but 🤔 conspiracy theory time #like yes it could be that the group is at risk of that bc these days if a group isn't popular within like a year the company gives up #on them BUT i do also think that some companies use this as a way to gain more fans for those groups like they get exposure they otherwise #wouldn't and even if it's just 1 or 2 members they're still getting fans... i do Genuinely believe a lot of companies do that with trainees #bc like. not to be mean but we all know some people are very clearly not ready to debut or are obviously not going to make the final group #so it *must* be a tactic to get fans for them for when they do (if they do ofc) like granted it doesn't work a lot of the time but #you know what i'm saying #also tbh i personally don't give a fuck about debuted idols being on shows regardless of how long theyve been around😭 track record #shows that it Does Not matter 💀 like even if they make the final group they never win soooooo

[painkillermp3]

"i can't believe there's people who seriously believe in the mandela effect" well you see technically anyone is allowed on the internet and "anyone" includes people with delusions. hope this helps.

#like i won't pretend i don't laugh at those twitter accounts that compile conspiracy theories #i love to lurk in transvestigator spaces and all those people are clearly. mentally ill. #but that post's the equivalent of being surprised there's a guy on the bus talking by himself #those people exist and they take the bus and own phones and use the internet sir/madam #thankfully! it's not illegal to exist while being insane #sodium chloride #ableism

[pulchritudinous-plants]

if the cw ever made a kingdom keepers show this would be the plot

#sign says #‘disneyland park is used after hours to program and torture children by the cia and mkultra #‘they also use the parks to easily traffic children compleatly unnoticed’ #tbh i don’t know what this protest was about #other than the fact that it was a bunch of right wingers who were outside an ihop instead of the actual parks #do i need to put a trigger warning? #i mean it’s very clearly a bullshit conspiracy theory but it’s still a very serious accusation #ridley getting after hour tours of the parks: who are they? #tour guide: oh those are just the kids we let the cia torture #tw trafficking #tw torture #cia could probably use disneylands small world as torture #first time i went to disney land i went on it because ‘it’s the original might as well’ #i thought it was the same as the disney world one! #it was awful. every time we entered a new room id be like oh? is it done? #but nope! #15 minutes of small world! #terrible #amanda lockhart #charlene turner #dell philby #finn whitman #jessica lockhart #jess lockhart #terry maybeck #willa angelo #kingdom keepers #disney headcanons #ridley pearson #also they should’ve used a semicolon not a comma

[shoutyourporpoise]

Saw that video with the cool old fridge and the first comment after the OP was ‘look what they took from us’ and my spidey senses started tingling. So I checked and it was not in fact an ironic deployment of the phrase; that person genuinely believes in all the related antisemitic conspiracy theories. And so does OP. And so do like. The next several commenters except for the last, who is just part of the trans witchy side of tumblr.

And I do wonder who was following whom for a post like that to break containment to people who so clearly do not believe anything OP does, but I also think its sort of an object lesson in how the ironic deployment of neonazi memes and related shithead phrases allows people who use them with sincerity to append those comments in plain sight without anyone in the subsequent reblog chain going ‘wait hey what the fuck.’

#temeritiveRaconteur #viral #<- after nearly 9 years of peace the curse befalls me again #muting my notifs