#corn pit

[papyrusmybeloved]

What is the corn pit?

The corn pit is a huge... well, pit of corn that is often at an orchard! So when you go to pick apples and do the maze and stuff, you can also bury yourself and your friends in corn! 😆 sacred tradition must be followed.

This message brought to you by: this oddly angled photo of me in the corn, except that I kept laughing and undoing my friends progress 😔

#not the beloved #for now. might bring it back around #jam answers asks! #jam has thoughts :) #corn pit #autumn

[draafty]

i was perfectly fine until i remembered corn pits are a thing

#nebraska #corn pit #corn #i’ve seen kids try to suffocate each other in corn pits

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.

#Fear and Hunger #D'arce Cataliss #Cahara #Ragnvaldr #Enki Ankarian #Unlike Dungeon Meshi - I cannot in good faith recommend this game to a broad audience. #My background with F&H goes as follows: I am hanging out with a friend. He says “hey try this game I've been playing.” I say “Okay!” #I have never heard of this game. I pick the mercenary. I go through 5 min of character history and background. I am mauled to death by dogs #It took me 4 resets to even get in the dungeon. But I finally get there. I am caught by a guard. He cuts off all but one of my limbs #I am forced to crawl around in a blood and corpse pit until the game tells me 'give up idiot'. #I reset. I am mauled by dogs again. I realize this is not for me but I am intrigued enough to go home and watch some playthroughs #And WOW what an interesting game it is! I really do appreciate games that blend their design philosophy with the theme it wants to set #This is a game about fear and hunger. And persevering. And penis (my god is there a lot of penis) #I recommend this to people who like extremely challenging games and can handle the many *content warnings* within this series #If the idea of Bloodborne/eldenring and undertale having a little RPG maker baby sounds appealing to you - give it a shot #It's made by ONE GUY and it's a great horror game. I am just really bad at it. #My friends just enjoy putting me in situations where I scream and yell. We don't talk about the corn mazes. Or the other horror game nights #Apparently I'm funny when I'm Scared! #As people who follow me on twitter might know; I am deep in the pits of this series right now. I will be back with more art.

[sparrrorow-art]

been drawing too many old men recently, hi, im a lesbian, cute Gorgon girls be upon Ye

#traditional art #gorgon #ballpointpen #snakes #monster girl #yea im tagging all them snakes #spiny bush viper #coral snake #ball python #corn snake #black mamba #pit viper

[sadiowaboy]

i think everyone should write kirk as being violently midwestern

#corn pits should be just as big of a part of james kirks childhood as they were of mine #make him say ope #real iowan here born and raised #i get so happy when iowa gets mentioned in fics it's RIDICULOUS #star trek #star trek tos #tos #the original series #star trek the original series #james kirk #kirk #jim kirk #james t kirk

[outofcontextdiscord]

#discord #discord chat #out of context discord #submission #admin boa #to the girl i bullied in the howard county fair corn pit in ~2005 im so sorry

[sillykitty9000]

If there is one thing about me, it's that I love corn. Corn in all shapes and sizes is spectacular. Corn meal? Great in baked goods. Corn kernels? I raise you popcorn. A regular cooked cob? Best food ever. Sure, I am midwestern. Sure, it's a stereotype for me to love corn. This does not stop my love and passion. I would kill and die for corn. If there was a cult and the god was corn, I was the one to start it. I will argue about how great corn is until my final breath. The domestication of corn was more important than the Industrial Revolution. If you do not like corn, please know that your end will be just as slow and painful as the wait for corn to boil. It will not be my doing, but your own as you reject all that is beautiful in this world. If you are against corn, you are against me. Isn't that terrible? A life full of hatred for something so simple and pure. Corn can do no wrong. If nobody will support me in my hour of need, a bowl of corn flakes will be there no matter what I'm going through. Corn is a source of pure joy for many, myself included. I love corn.

#also corn pits are one of the best parts of the midwest #i love corn #corn #this is one of those posts i hope future employers dont see #but if they do it shows my passion #for corn specifically but i guess it could be applied elsewhere

[rillette]

What are some good soups

#asks <3 #ty for the ask!! #if you're asking what i like in particular... lentil soup. french onion. italian wedding. sopa azteca. black bean soup. corn and cod chowde #et cetera.... #cant pit bad bitches against eachother tho! all soups are good except for tomato

[janeway-lover]

who was gonna tell me that the petting zoo back where i went to high school added a SPLASH PAD at some point in the past 2 years???

#personal #i remember before they even had a corn pit #and now they've got a fucking SPLASH PAD #what the fuck guys

[artbabykolby]

OC stuff - Stella’s back, this time with Kandy

#arthoela 2023 #oc art #stella ola #kandy corne #pit crew art #digital drawing

[papyrusmybeloved]

I feel like Papyrus would complain about the corn pit for the bit and secretly be absolutely loving it the whole time

#a la pun style #if u dont know what a corn pit is.... just ask! i will explain #the beloved #jam has thoughts :)

[inthecityofgoodabode]

November 2023: November Came

Ysbaddaden down the street has let go of his Halloween guise & picked up his Autumn mantle:

It got cold enough on the first of November that I had to wear my kufiya when I took the dogs for a walk:

Our broccoli is just beginning to make florets:

Reducing some old corn stalks to ash so it can be added to our compost bins:

#skeleton #giant skeleton #ysbaddaden #fall decorations #seen while walking #selfie #kufiya #hirbawi #adventures in dog walking #backyard garden #garden #homegrown vegetables #broccoli #fire pit #corn stalks #ashes #composting #life in memphis

[waffle-fox-42]

Oh shit, it dat boi, Garfield

did i disappear for 3 days? ye, why? cause i have terrible time management and Hastune Miku was killing me :D

This will be a longer post sooooooo, also TW will issued before the thing shows up.

anynoodles, here's the Garf you missed

#19 (garf) Space

he out there chillin, hes a little astronaut

#19(gore) field

The harvest is nearly done jon...Join us in the corn...

Hey look its a movie Reference that isn't the shining for once lol

#20(Garf) MIKU!

I spent so damn long on this, i dont draw anime style characters often so she was a bit challenging for some reason

#20 (Gore) Feed

Feed me Jon, Feed me all night long~

I love Little shop of horrors, so i just had to make garf into audrey II

If you haven't seen it you really should,

CW/TW: depictions of needles ahead!

#21 (Gore) needle

Let's play a game Garfield...

fun fact about the needle pit in Saw II: They had to take all the needle tips out by hand, it was made up of 120,000 syringes.

#22(Garf) drip

I'm pretty sure this is what my family thinks im taking right now. Ive drawn so much Garf.

#22(Gore) Possession

Gar-Garfield..? is that you..?

SO that pretty much catches up to day 23 (of course that being posted tomorrow) but i know some of you are wondering

"Where is day 21 Garf?"

well my lovelies, day 21 was sweet ride and i drew a Dildo :) and tumblr no likey that anymore so no garf dildo for you.

stay tune more more in the future my duuuuuudes!

#art #Garfield #Garftober #Goretober #Saw 2 needle pit #fanart #Children of the corn #blair witch #little shop of horrors #hastune miku #tw syringes #october challenge

[femmesandhoney]

idk this seems like pressed behavior to me

#also u keep bringing up random shit like r u okay? why r u talking about the corn pit post. relevance where. #its okay babe ur cold heart will warm up some day!

[pebblezone]

I need more haters I need violence and fighting

#talkingcore #fun fact! ​the horse was the first horse webkinz! #this is false I don’t have the confrontational skills for haters or maybe they just don’t have enough swag to be confronted by me #dude I figured out how to do animations and sounds in PowerPoint and I think it’s increased my swag by like at least 2. #finished one but fuck it man I’m making more I had more thoughts I need to solidify more thoughts #I’ll scoop back to The Beach Boys eventually (probably not) #In The Meantime Though trying to decide if seras would’ve been an animal jam kid or club penguin kid (real answer is none she’s be idk 26? #also Kenny chesney let me down man was doing so well and Bam suddenly I’m faced with wannabe Jimmy buffet cowboy Christmas album #GIRL STOP SCREAMING IN THE HALL IT’S TUESDAY YOURE SOBER GOD DAMN anyway I just wanted the sad alcoholic tunes #thinking about that dude who was like I made this drink that smells like sunscreen it’s bad But like I want it. I want to consume sunscreen #oh yeah dining hall had matzo ball soup. would I ever seek her out? no but she doesn’t taste like dog water! #happy passover! I’m not missing out on the At Home family experience because my grandpa got Covid. thought it was a cold. #refused to wear a mask. got my mom and grandma sick. and they (grandparents) haven’t tested since so I guess they aren’t hosting! #dude I want to experience a corn pit so bad they’re like the pinacle of sensory good times Fuck it people other than babies deserve corn pit

[just-rainbow-thoughts]

CORN PIT IS LIKE A SANDBOX. BUT INSTEAD OF A BOX ITS LIKE SHED SIZED PIT. AND INSTEAD OF SAND THEY HAVE DRIED CORN KERNELS. THEYRE AT COUNTY FAIRS AND SUCH.

Oh huh! Cool

#okay yeah a corn pit does sound a little better than a sandbox #a bit easier to clean up #just answerin stuff #a reblobble #karkat anon