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midnightmoonkiss · 4 years

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I wanna come home from work and wake up Izuku by eating his ass. He's so surprised by it he is instantly squealing. Delish 🤤

OH GOD ANON THATS MY SHIT

I love ass eating oh my fucking god oh my shit.

Hnn.

you happened to find my favorite thing ever and i accidentally wrote a fic of sorts, my bad.

Izuku X Reader: Welcome Home.

WARNINGS!: ass eating, partial somnophilia ? handjob.

Word count: idk

Category: smut

Just to clarify: you’re both adults and live together

A/N: im tired but determined pls lov me

he’s just.. taking a nap on the couch, in nothing but an oversized sweater, fuzzy socks, and boxers.

it was his first day off after two weeks and weekends of working full time.

he was exhausted, and clearly fell asleep waiting for you to get home.

he was so cute. his messy green curls tickling at his rosey cheeks, body relaxed on the couch and muscular thighs and plump ass peaking out from beneath his shirt.

the TV droned on in the background, clearly he fell asleep to some sort of baking show. they always seemed to lull him to sleep. perhaps it was the food aspect of it?

regardless, you couldnt help but notice how.. good your dearest boyfriend looked in those boxers, how they hugged his ass just right. you could see the well defined shapes of each cheek, and you began staring longingly at it as work exhaustion took over you.

he’d make such a nice pillow.

with that thought, you promptly drop your bags, kicking off your shoes and slowly stripping yourself down to your under shirt and underwear, immediately crawling over his long, sock clad legs just to rest your cheek against his soft ass.

breathing for a moment, you lovingly rubbed your cheek against the soft flesh, amazed at the smooth, cotton material.

but of course, you could only preform such a task for so long before your cheek began to burn. and so, here you are, casually pulling down your sleeping boyfriends underwear over his ass just so your cheek could find a smoother surface to rest upon

and thats when you noticed it, a small little hickie you had forgotten you left there the night before. your thumb idly traced over it, smile pulling at your lips as you recalled last night.

it certainly was a wild ride, you couldntly help but rub your thighs together as his wanton moans bounced around your head, fresh as a daisy.

was it so wrong to.. touch him more like this?

you chewed at your lip as your hands rested on both of his cheeks, idly rubbing and squeezing them. you froze the minute he stirred, eyes snapping up to stare at his peacefully asleep face.

you were still safe..

good.

but you should have known you were already treading down a dangerous path, hell, you did know. but you couldnt help it. it was almost as if you moved on instinct as you spread his cheeks ever so slightly- a shutter gasp blew past your lips at noticing how glossy his cute hole was.

had he been playing with himself while you were away, desperate for your touch but unable to wait any longer?

well. it did make sense. he had been pent up lately, but he was far too tired to cum more than once last night before passing out. it made sense, truly.

but nonetheless,

your ever wandering thumb traced around his glossy, reddened rim, darkening (E/C) eyes watching in fascination as it twitched,

he was too delicious to ignore. who’s to say you couldnt kill two birds with one stone? you getting a snack, and Izuku getting what he oh-so craved.

tying your hair up, you leaned down without hesitation, fingers massaging his soft flesh to give you access as you sat between his spread legs, lips pressing a gentle kiss to his hole just to watch his broad shoulders twitch.

your wet tongue poke out, you licked a long stripe from his delicate taint to his clenching rim, a breathy moan pouring from his spit-slick lips as he drooled on the couch cushion.. he was so cute, even when he was asleep.

it was hard not to dive in right away, especially when that delectable taste of artificial strawberries hit your tongue the more you lapped at him.

even when his ass twitched, you didnt bother to look up, preoccupied with your tongue continuously licking his sensitive hole, tracing along it and even possessively writing out your name with the tip of your pink muscle as his thighs shake beside you and his moans grew louder.

suddenly, a squeal made your eyes flutter open, wide green eyes looking back at you with shock and astonishment, “(Y-Y/N)..? A-ah..! Wha! ahhah!” he’d try to ask, his own moans cutting him off each time as his fingers clung to the couch, subconsciously curling up his body to push his ass farther into the air to give you a better angle.

“oh!” he cries out, your tongue pushing into his still sensitive ass, it previously being abused by his favorite dildo not too long ago.

he couldnt help it. he missed you so much..!

“M-Mo-re..! ah! hahh...!” his tongue flopped out his mouth as he panted like a tongue, cheeks burning and sweat dotting at his forehead as his hips began to rock back on your tongue relentlessly thrusting in and out of him.

you quickly pulled away, tongue connected to him for a mere moment by a string of saliva, “what’d you say, brat?” seething through your teeth, your fingers gripped at his taut flesh harshly. He whined pathetically, hips rolling back in a desperate search for your addicting mouth,

“I-I’m sorry..! Ahh.. pl-please give me more! Please! I-I need yo-you so bead, honey..! I..! I can’t take it, I- ahhh! o-oh god!”

his head flew back as your tongue returned, along with your hand reaching into his boxers just to harshly pump his throbbing cock soaked with pre-cum.

how could you not give to your baby when he pleaded so nicely?

wet squelches filled the room, paired with your lovers pornographic moans and pleads. it truly was music to your ears.

his hips thrusted into the tight tunnel your soft hand created, cries pouring from his lips as tears of pleasure rolled down his firey cheeks.

he wa so close.

so close.

s-so close.!

“a-ah..! i’m! ahh! (Y-Y/N) I-’m g-gonna..! ahhah! nngh! o-oh s-so g..goOD! ahh! Ahh~!”

you couldnt help but smile against him, squeezing and twisting your hand up his shaft fast as if to signal he could cum.

and he immedietly did, back arching to the point it looked uncomfortable, ass pressing against your fave, tongue shoving deeper into his hole as his hips stilled, thick, pearly white cum shooting out his flushed cock and staining the blue blanket beneath he previously rested upon white. even as his body slumped against the couch, your tongue continued to lap at his abused hole, hands holding his wiggling hips in place as he whined.

one final kiss and you pulled away, giving your boyfriend the chance to lay his body properly down onto the couch.

Licking your lips clear of the addicting strawberry flavoring, you stared down at his blissed out face, a small smile upon his lips.

“W-Welcome.. home..” he breathed out.

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valdesfraost · 7 years

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Paleo 101

A few of you have probably heard me around CrossFit community talking about Paleo—maybe some are even tired of listening.

Unfortunately for you, Joey asked me to write a blog about it. I am not a nutritionist or a dietitian, however, I do enjoy learning everything that deals with health and nutrition—which of course includes Paleo. I have a strong passion for how my family and I nourish our bodies. I have read dozens of books, as well as countless articles and blogs regarding health and nutrition. Health and fitness is a major part of my life and this blog will refer to my personal experience. Lets start with a little background on me. My family and I have been eating Paleo for a little over a year now—with only good results. I started while I was pregnant with my 5th child and couldnt believe how good I felt. Losing weight was never my goal (I was pregnant, remember). My goal was to have a healthy pregnancy and an easier birth.

Although, as a result of being Paleo, I did not gain as much “baby weight” as I had in the past, and lost what was gained much quicker. So weight loss was just an added bonus. Additionally, even though I was pregnant, I had more energy and felt better than I had in a very long time.

I don’t like to call it a diet, because the word “diet” seems to attract some pretty negative responses. Becoming Paleo is truly a lifestyle change. My husband Alden, my five children: Dustin (12), Mackenzy (9), Rylan (7), Nolee (2), and Kaprie (8 months), and I all eat this way. Although none of us need to lose weight, we all benefit from good health. Friends and family would be pretty concerned if I told them my 8 month old was on a diet, although she does have some thunder thighs. Here are a few benefits my family has noticed since changing what we eat:

Alden just feels better in general.

I no longer suffer from nightly belly aches, swollen fingers and feet, or achy knees. I also no longer hit that 3 oclock wall.

Dustin used to suffer from frequent headaches—those are now completely gone.

Mackenzy, our gymnast, trains 4 hours a night, 4 nights a week, and simply needs quality food to sustain that level of activity. She now has more energy than before .

Rylan’s behavior has improved; he is more helpful and less crabby.

Nolee has had no health issues, and is very rarely sick.

Kaprie has had perfect health since birth.

Following our family’s 30 day challenge, we relapsed and ate some of our old traditional foods, and as you might imagine we were again dealing with the belly aches, headaches, low energy levels, and crabby behavior.

Some of you might be asking, what exactly Paleo is?

Well, the idea behind eating Paleo, or Paleolithic, food is to eat the food that has been available to us for the last 200,000+ years, The idea is to eat real, whole foods, such as: meat, fish, eggs, vegetables, fruits, nuts and seeds. Simply put, anything that could be hunted or gathered. Why? Because this is the food that has fueled human evolution. You should also avoid grains, dairy, sugar and legumes.

Why? Humans have poorly adapted to eating the majority of modern (Neolithic) foods that have been available in the last 10,000 years with the agriculture revolution. That should go without saying all the pre-packaged, processed, chemical filled stuff they try to pass as food that has been made available in the last 50 years. Twinkie anyone? By eliminating these foods, you will no longer suffer from the negative side effects they cause. You may be thinking you need grains, dairy and legumes to survive right? Well interestingly enough they do not provide any nutrients that cannot be found in Paleo foods. You will not be missing out on any important nutrients, but you will be improving you overall quality of life? I am here for any questions you may have. I plan to continue to write, hopefully I can help even just a few. I promise you can not bother me or ask too many questions!! The best way to try Paleo and see how it can improve how you feel is to commit to a strict 30 day challenge. It takes a full 30 days to really get a true understanding of how you feel. You will discover things you thought were normal and you just deal with will go away! With that, how many of you would be interested in doing a RSA CrossFit 30 Day Paleo Challenge? P.S. Here is our menu for the week

Thursday: Turkey Loafing (Paleo Comfort Foods) w/ Brussel Sprouts and Bacon (Everyday Paleo) TURKEY

Friday: Bone in Pork Chops (My own creation) w/ Herbed Mashed Cauliflower (Make It Paleo) PORK

Saturday: Sundried Tomato Pesto Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf Rounds w/ Mashed Turnips and Parsnips (Make It Paleo) BEEF/GROUND MEAT

Sunday: Chili (EveryDay Paleo) w/ avocado and salsa BEEF/TURKEY

Monday: Portabella Mushroom Chicken Sandwiches (Everyday Paleo) w/ Sweet Potato Fries (Make It Paleo) CHICKEN

Tuesday: Spaghetti Squash with Meatballs and a Cesar Salad (my own creation) PORK

Wednesday: Fajitas (Make It Paleo) with Dirty Cauliflower Rice (Paleo Comfort Foods) BEEF

Check out our crossfit footwear guide here

Paleo 101 published first on https://ivoamatheis.tumblr.com

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greggreaen · 7 years

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Paleo 101

A few of you have probably heard me around CrossFit community talking about Paleo—maybe some are even tired of listening.

Alden just feels better in general.

I no longer suffer from nightly belly aches, swollen fingers and feet, or achy knees. I also no longer hit that 3 oclock wall.

Dustin used to suffer from frequent headaches—those are now completely gone.

Mackenzy, our gymnast, trains 4 hours a night, 4 nights a week, and simply needs quality food to sustain that level of activity. She now has more energy than before .

Rylan’s behavior has improved; he is more helpful and less crabby.

Nolee has had no health issues, and is very rarely sick.

Kaprie has had perfect health since birth.

Some of you might be asking, what exactly Paleo is?

Thursday: Turkey Loafing (Paleo Comfort Foods) w/ Brussel Sprouts and Bacon (Everyday Paleo) TURKEY

Friday: Bone in Pork Chops (My own creation) w/ Herbed Mashed Cauliflower (Make It Paleo) PORK

Saturday: Sundried Tomato Pesto Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf Rounds w/ Mashed Turnips and Parsnips (Make It Paleo) BEEF/GROUND MEAT

Sunday: Chili (EveryDay Paleo) w/ avocado and salsa BEEF/TURKEY

Monday: Portabella Mushroom Chicken Sandwiches (Everyday Paleo) w/ Sweet Potato Fries (Make It Paleo) CHICKEN

Tuesday: Spaghetti Squash with Meatballs and a Cesar Salad (my own creation) PORK

Wednesday: Fajitas (Make It Paleo) with Dirty Cauliflower Rice (Paleo Comfort Foods) BEEF

Check out our crossfit footwear guide here

Paleo 101 published first on http://ivoamatheis.blogspot.com

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ivoamatheis · 7 years

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Paleo 101

A few of you have probably heard me around CrossFit community talking about Paleo—maybe some are even tired of listening.

Alden just feels better in general.

I no longer suffer from nightly belly aches, swollen fingers and feet, or achy knees. I also no longer hit that 3 oclock wall.

Dustin used to suffer from frequent headaches—those are now completely gone.

Mackenzy, our gymnast, trains 4 hours a night, 4 nights a week, and simply needs quality food to sustain that level of activity. She now has more energy than before .

Rylan’s behavior has improved; he is more helpful and less crabby.

Nolee has had no health issues, and is very rarely sick.

Kaprie has had perfect health since birth.

Some of you might be asking, what exactly Paleo is?

Thursday: Turkey Loafing (Paleo Comfort Foods) w/ Brussel Sprouts and Bacon (Everyday Paleo) TURKEY

Friday: Bone in Pork Chops (My own creation) w/ Herbed Mashed Cauliflower (Make It Paleo) PORK

Saturday: Sundried Tomato Pesto Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf Rounds w/ Mashed Turnips and Parsnips (Make It Paleo) BEEF/GROUND MEAT

Sunday: Chili (EveryDay Paleo) w/ avocado and salsa BEEF/TURKEY

Monday: Portabella Mushroom Chicken Sandwiches (Everyday Paleo) w/ Sweet Potato Fries (Make It Paleo) CHICKEN

Tuesday: Spaghetti Squash with Meatballs and a Cesar Salad (my own creation) PORK

Wednesday: Fajitas (Make It Paleo) with Dirty Cauliflower Rice (Paleo Comfort Foods) BEEF

Check out our crossfit footwear guide here

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