#crackers4jenn

[valleydean]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love.

ooooh. um. let me see about that.

raise the black

the shawnee trail

castiel novak's office, this is dean

a ghost story

redux (please read this i'm begging you i worked on it for two years please i'm crying it was so hard to write)

special shout out to heavyweight because it's my blog and i can do whatever i want

#crackers4jenn #my writing #destiel #deancas #ask

[teruel-a-witch]

tag 9 people you'd like to know better

i was tagged weeks ago by @crackers4jenn (*waves* sorry it takes me ages, i'm a scatterbrain)

last song: had to check my youtube history because i rarely listen to music and apparently it was precious by depeche mode on July 12th, lol. it's the soundtrack at the end of bones 1x10 and rewatching the episode always makes me want to listen to the song again.

currently watching: of the shows that are still on right now, only what we do in the shadows. (i think how i met your father s2 officially ended, i mean to pick nancy drew back up but i don't remember where in s3 I fell behind) but i'm in a perpetual process of rewatching/watching so many things, just since the beginning of the summer i've rewatched s3-5 of community, the entirety of black books, went back to white collar which i had abandoned after s2 and watched s3-4 in full before getting distracted, i am also in a neverending rewatch of castle and bones that's been going on since like 2016. earlier this year i was rewatching rizzoli&isles, warehouse 13, grimm, etc. did not finish them all. i jump around a lot depending on my mood. also mean to get back to my lucifer and wynonna earp rewatch at some point. i very rare finish shows and then i get back and have to start from the beginning and then i don't finish anyway, it's a vicious circle, i don't like saying goodbye. also i have no attention span. i guess technically i am also in the process of watching hawaii five-0 but i haven't watched any new (for me) episodes in a loooong time because canon is such a drag compared to the happy au land i've been living in. i do also watch some shows that are on hiatus right now but i probably wouldn't even remember them all. i only remember when they come back. suffice to say i watch a lot of tv lol.

currently reading: embarrassingly, nothing. only stuff that comes up on my tumblr dash 🤷🏻‍♀️. i haven't even read fanfic since ao3 was blocked in my country in april of this year. because of how my brain works if you add an extra step to something i am used to doing (aka i have to turn on vpn to open ao3 links) i am just that much less likely to do it. i miss losing myself in a book but my brain is too preoccupied by my blorbos to be able to invest in anything new.

current obsession: probably shocking to no one who follows me, it's mcdanno. this ship ate my brain in november of 2021 and since then its hold on me has not lessened at all, probably got worse, lmao. i found myself unable to gather any feelings about any of my old long time ships because all that space has been eaten up by steve and danny's insane chemistry and frustrating and wonderful epic love story. also within the mcdanno fandom the obsession of recent months has been building/brainstorming aus with aron @emphasisonthehomo (best rp partner one could wish for) . and i guess you can call making mcdanno screencap edits and metas an obsession of its own.

tagging (no pressure, only if you want to): @emphasisonthehomo , @stephmcx , @trickster-archangel , @pepperf , @wordybee , @alexihawleys , @aflawedfashion , @annieaceofhearts , @lukeclvez

#katya does meme #i think it was my tag lol #katya rambles #katya answers #crackers4jenn #this got rambly as is my wont

[ao3feeddestiel]

every inch of my life

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/UagzrlO by crackers4jenn Post-season 15, in a version where Dean doesn't die and Cas is back from the Empty. Gabriel shows up with some mischief in mind, hurtling them through classic porn tropes. Or, “You thought, what,” Dean starts roughly, “you'd zap us into porno land and we'd just start going at it?” “Ding, ding, ding,” Gabriel calls out, pressing his finger to the tip of his nose. “Street-smart’s got it one.” Cas isn’t connecting the same dots. Dean seethes through his clenched jaw, “Dude, you’re the babysitter,” and tries like hell to keep the flames from licking up the side of his face, willing away the telltale flush of embarrassment. All of a sudden, Cas gets it. His eyes widen in understanding and almost automatically drop to Dean's pretty damn bare legs. Just as quickly he snaps his attention elsewhere, looking at the wall, the ceiling, the door where, come to think of it, yeah, Dean wouldn’t mind bailing right about now. “Cute,” Gabriel teases. Words: 12026, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Gabriel (Supernatural), Jack Kline, Sam Winchester Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 15, First Time, Gabriel Being Gabriel (Supernatural), Tropes read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/UagzrlO

#IFTTT #every inch of my life #crackers4jenn

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

I feel like you deserve a Ted/Rebecca endgame after all of, you know, *gestures at Succession* Even though the Jason Sudeikis of it all ills me, I will wish for this ship win for you! I hope Ted and Rebecca get some romcom-style ending, the kind Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock would probably be the leads of if the show was a movie instead ✨

Thank you so much!!!!!!! A tear may have nearly sprung to my eye at the benevolence of this, my old friend. I cherish your empathy for the horrors of being a RomanGerri Tedbecca girlie in May 2023. ❤️❤️❤️

#this has been the most insane tv season of my LIFE #and i used to watch parks + the office + 30 rock + community back to back for YEARS with a wild emotional investment in all of them! #(as ye remember crackers4jenn!!!!! oh how sweet and simple times were then!)

[destieltaggedfic]

Alternate Universe - Part 13

Forged in Hellfire – beckslee   Ao3

AU.  Leaving the police force, Dean is the new host of a knife making show and quickly becomes friends with the resident oddball and blade expert Cas.

Word Count: 33k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

Love Comes Later - BrokenWings0712   Ao3

AU.   During a trip to Vegas, a hungover Cas tells his mother that he’s married and yes he’ll be bringing his husband to his brother’s wedding.  When he shows up with his life-long best friend Dean pretending to be married, no one is surprised the two finally got together

Word Count: 54k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

Wedding Guy - crackers4jenn   Ao3

AU.  A guy at a wedding gives Dean his number and later Dean texts him to let him down.  That isn’t the end of it though and they keep chatting with each other.

Word Count: 32k                              No Sex

Freebies and Oak Trees – violue   Ao3

AU.  None of his friends expected him to copy his girlfriend and put actor Castiel Novak on his freebie list.  And they definitely never expected to see the actor in their town and for him to kiss Dean when told about the freebie.  Now Dean is struggling to keep his relationship alive AND he keeps running into Castiel.

Word Count: 32k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

Heaven on htraE - Eyes_of_a_Tragedy, queerwerewolf   Ao3

Huntercorp AU.  Still unnerved by his trip to a parallel universe, Dean is surprised that John wants him to try and recruit an angel into the company.  A familiar angel, but it only takes one interaction to find out that Castiel is well aware of John’s plans.

Word Count: 31k                              Graphic Sexual Acts

#destiel #fic recs #alternate universe

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

every inch of my life

every inch of my life https://ift.tt/U0FlATZ by crackers4jenn Post-season 15, in a version where Dean doesn't die and Cas is back from the Empty. Gabriel shows up with some mischief in mind, hurtling them through classic porn tropes. Or, “You thought, what,” Dean starts roughly, “you'd zap us into porno land and we'd just start going at it?” “Ding, ding, ding,” Gabriel calls out, pressing his finger to the tip of his nose. “Street-smart’s got it one.” Cas isn’t connecting the same dots. Dean seethes through his clenched jaw, “Dude, you’re the babysitter,” and tries like hell to keep the flames from licking up the side of his face, willing away the telltale flush of embarrassment. All of a sudden, Cas gets it. His eyes widen in understanding and almost automatically drop to Dean's pretty damn bare legs. Just as quickly he snaps his attention elsewhere, looking at the wall, the ceiling, the door where, come to think of it, yeah, Dean wouldn’t mind bailing right about now. “Cute,” Gabriel teases. Words: 12026, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Gabriel (Supernatural), Jack Kline, Sam Winchester Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 15, First Time, Gabriel Being Gabriel (Supernatural), Tropes via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/8dDt7MZ February 23, 2024 at 03:59PM

#IFTTT #AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' #Destiel #ao3feed #ao3feed Destiel #Destiel fanfic #Dean Winchester/Castiel #Castiel/Dean Winchester #Dean x Castiel #Castiel x Dean

[liapher]

as requested, the fic recs for @thecascast

Cas-centric fic recs with little to no Dean POV

Sorted more or less by season. Apologies if any of these contain trace amounts of Dean POV

seedlings (gi09) -- a brief moment in s4 -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27491650

So Says the Sword (komodobits) -- (look I'm sure you've all read this one anyway but I didn't want to skip it) -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/12597892/chapters/28695592

The Cuckoo Father (anactoria) -- 7.17 but Cas gets ID'ed as Jimmy and returns to the Novaks -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/5614744

the doorway to a thousand churches (sonatine) -- 8.17 goodbye stranger :))) -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/31905883

Rinse, Repeat (Ias) -- 8.17 training montage -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/750017

Telephone Game (Annie D)  -- another short s8 lobotomy fic :) -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/682326

a place for the left behind (marloesy) -- s9 rewrite, Dean drops Cas off at a hunter's lodge. one of the few long fics on this list!! -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/32710105/chapters/81149371

shelter (howevernot) -- s9 human Cas -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/32247688

laying on of hands. (outpastthemoat) -- 9.06 coda -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/1058765

There's a science to walking through windows (marxandangels) -- I'm sure you already know this one. 9.06 -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/30375123

Adaptation (cadignan) -- 9.06 -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/1047347

sink (crackers4jenn) -- I swear this is the last 9.06 fic -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/1046327

stars round his wrists (perilously) -- 11.10 coda, Lucifer POV of the Casifer possession -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/5796175

white chalk baphomet (bmblb) -- 11.11 coda -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/31946323

Get Out In Times of Declared Emergency (Jayne L) -- post Casifer -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/6813187

back after these messages (perilously) -- 11.18 coda -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/6496921

White Noise (domesticadventures) -- 11.18 post-possession coda -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/6491161

Cuckoo and Nest (komodobits) -- 🥺😫 -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/8423959

First Reckoning (xylodemon) -- early s12 Mary meeting Cas -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/8233262

Star of the Sea (ExpatGirl) -- another Mary POV fic of Mary and Cas meeting -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/7930114

to the child (a_good_soldier) -- Cas & Mary talk, Dadstiel! -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/32353489

Twenty Questions (PallasPerilous) -- Cas and Sam talk -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/17675318

weights on my ankles (dothraki_shieldmaiden) -- 9.06 angst in the middle of 15.03 angst hohey :) -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/21181697

First Date (aeli_kindara) -- 15.14 coda -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27185362

The River (hal_incandenza) -- 15.09 rewrite -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/33639964/chapters/83595943

in a week (renrub) -- 15.18 coda, Cas in the Empty -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27561418

ain't that the worst thing you ever heard? (everytuesday) -- 15.18 -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27781771/chapters/68009917

Kingdom Come (ahurston) -- 15.18 coda -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27510970/chapters/67273813

Like Real People Do (prosopopeya) -- post 15.18. well well well if it isn't the consequences of Cas's actions -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27439753

you got a lonesome road to walk (straddling_the_atmosphere) -- 15.18 coda, in the Empty -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27635218

what you know is true (remmyme) -- laundry time. I love when fic romanticizes household chores -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/27651670

The Love Story of the Runner Up (Margo_Kim) -- I think this is another fic everyone definitely has read. Outsider POV -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/28217919

AH. So many of these are in the 1k--15k range. Where are the Cas-centric longfics!

Also! While I'm at it! In the last ep, you mentioned the angel ozone smell that's brought up in a lot of fics (I googled ozone smell when I first happened upon that description in a fic, and the results ranged from 'basically petrichor' to 'like a swimming pool' (chloride???) so idk). Anyway---I like fics where angels are weird and of otherworldly and have strange effects on their environment (other than leaving a faint scent of petrichor), so here are also a couple fics with that:

Hell is a Place on Earth (pollutedstar) -- Mary POV -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/25873384

Angels Americana (pollutedstar) -- s4/5, Dean POV -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/26098816

stranger (ozonecologne) -- more Mary POV -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/7582681

Five times Mary Winchester tried to wrap her head around Castiel, Angel of the Lord, and one time she didn’t (karoffelbrei89) -- I mean, the title really does say it all -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/8023084

take the bones, begin anew (JustStandingHere) -- post-canon. lots of Dean POV I think, but ahhh Cas and Dean are raising a young half-angel. so. -- https://archiveofourown.org/works/31364132/chapters/77558561

(Also I hear there's this fic that has really good Cas POV scenes and angel lore etc called Down to Aginc---)

💙

#i rarely talk about my blog out loud but i would pronounce my username ˈlɪʌfɘ˞ but i was curious what you'd come up with ✨ #tumblr account names you pick in 2011 and are then too lazy to change... #supernatural

[pringlesaremydivision]

@crackers4jenn tagged me in this - thank you, love!

Last song uh, 'hypnotize' by biggie? i heard on the radio as I was getting out of the car, but it's also been stuck in my head bc the hook in it is from herb alpert's song 'rise' which is my husband's latest jam

Currently watching I mean I was just watching steve mould's video on space filling curves, but as far as shows go? both season 14 and season 10 of taskmaster, and also old match game on amazon fjfkfkf

Currently reading red white and royal blue, which is cuter than I want to give it credit for

Current obsession honestly? figuring out why the FUCK my dishwasher won't clean properly (I have tried literally everything except physically taking it apart and scrubbing it and I'm afraid that's what I'm going to have to do 🤢)

everyone please do this ilu

#about me #lauren rambles

[crackers4jenn]

I posted a bunch of my circa 2009/2010 Community oneshots over on ao3, if anyone's interested. They're mostly Jeff/Annie-centric, all within the 1k-5k range.

#community #jeff winger #annie edison #jeff x annie #otp: milady? milord #fanfic

[sunnydaleherald]

The Sunnydale Herald Newsletter, Thursday, August 31

SHOPKEEPER: I mean, don't get me wrong. I still got the implants in my head. C.I.A. is still listening in. It just doesn't bother me anymore. Instead, I—I beam Jasmine's love up to their satellite, you know? Share the love with those M.K.-Ultra bastards.

~~The Magic Bullet~~

[Drabbles & Short Fiction]

Solace pt. II by veronyxk84 (Buffy/Spike, R)

Attentive by KingoftheUzbeks (Gunn, M)

From Dawn to Dusk by Moniff (Spike & Dawn, not rated)

Casting Stones by Random_Gay_Writer (Buffy, Scoobies, T)

A Place by buffytargaryen (Buffy/Angel, G)

the monsters turned out to be just trees by womanaction (Riley, Spike, PG)

[Chaptered Fiction]

Welcome To Your Afterlife - Chapter 1 by Azremodehar (Naruto crossover, Buffy, Willow, T)

Best Wishes, Ch. 32 (COMPLETE!) by Kanita (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

Wallflower, Ch. 20 by Girlytek (Buffy/Spike, R)

Bound, Ch. 49 by RavenLove12 (Buffy/Spike, NC-17)

Anything But Winning, Ch. 2 by PRationality (Buffy/Spike, PG)

Vegas Mishap, Ch. 14 by mmooch (Iron Man crossover, Buffy, FR13)

A Family Room at the Heartbreak Hotel, Ch. 10 by Julikobold (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

The Alphabet of Spuffy, Ch. 30 by VeroNyxK84 (Buffy/Spike, PG-13)

From Hell with Love, Ch. 17-18 by temporarytitle (Buffy/Spike, R)

the broken gates of kingdom come, Ch. 1 by disco-tea (Buffy/Spike, R)

Wallflower, Ch. 20 by Girlytek (Buffy/Spike, R)

[Images, Audio & Video]

Mugs Buffy buys for her domesticated vampire by isevery0nehereverystoned (Spike, probably worksafe)

Spike cosplay by Dpnbitch ()

[Reviews & Recaps]

Why Boom Still Can’t Get Buffy Right by co-mixed

early buffy observations (Welcome to the Hellmouth, The Harvest) by polniaczek

What's My Line? Part 1 by jvstheworld

Thoughts on the episode "Unleashed" by DarkstarX84

[Fandom Discussions]

Re: the Buffy/Faith dynamic by catty-words

The appeal of Spike/Buffy to me... is that they got to have ANTICS by crackers4jenn

Fred in ‘Angel the Series’ could seriously be Willow and Tara’s love child by girl4music

Thoughts on Wishverse Faith by herinsectreflection

headcanon-ing Oz as a transmasc non-binary he/him lesbian by sapphicpoetspost

Illyria by stellernorth

How aware do you guys think Faith was of her own plan to provoke Angel into killing her? by hersterical

If you could trade one Buffy story arc and apply it to Angel and vice versa what would you choose? by GWPtheTrilogy1 and others

What is an unpopular opinion you have? by themostbluejay and others

How would The First and Jasmine co-exist if they won? by Almighty_Push91

[Articles, Interviews, and Other News]

Juliet Landau will be joining James Marsters at Comic Con Scotland Aberdeen on March 23-24 - via jamie_marsters

Submit a link to be included in the newsletter!

#btvs #buffy the vampire slayer #angel the series

[norahastuff]

Nine (9) people you'd like to know better

Thanks to @crackers4jenn for tagging me :) 

Last Song: I Am Easy To Find by The National. There’s just something about the lyrics that hits something in me, and I always put it on when I’m in a certain kind of mood. 

“There's a million little battles that I'm never gonna win anyway/ I'm still waiting for you every night with ticker tape, ticker tape.”

I mean, come on!

Currently Watching: Well, I was rewatching Succession, but I just moved back home after I graduated (gonna be here at my parents’ place for at least a couple months till I start working) and my little sister, who is very into Supernatural (I suppose I should accept part of the blame for that) wanted to pick up where we left off, so we’ve been watching that. Just finished s14 which is one of my all-time favourite seasons, and I actually found I liked it even better on a rewatch.  Honestly, it’s just such a well structured and enjoyable season, and everyone’s arc is handled pretty well. Well, apart from one really annoying storyline, but I tend to ignore it as much as is possible. Also Cas is fucking great in this season. As is Rowena. 

Currently Reading: The Secret History by Donna Tartt. I know, I know, I’m very late to the game on this one, but somehow I never got around to reading it before. Also re-read ‘How Many Miles to Babylon?’ by Jennifer Johnston a few days ago and that book always fucking kills me no matter how many times I read it. 

Current Obsession: Uh, well, boring answer, but my hair, I guess? More specifically, dying it blonde. I have very thick, curly dark hair, and a couple of months ago I got it into my head that I wanted to go blonde. I went to the hairdresser who told me they wouldn’t be able to do it, and no one could get my hair blonde. Well, my dumbass took that as a challenge and decided to do it myself. It’s definitely been a process, but I think I’ve done a pretty decent job all things considered. Well, I managed not to burn all the hair off my head at least, so I’m considering that a win. 

Anyone else who wants to do this, please do and tag me! Would love to learn more about you guys.

[ao3feeddestiel]

one more time

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/EQAqRoj by crackers4jenn Set during the s15 divorce arc. What if Cas got captured by a djinn. What if he experienced his moment of ‘true happiness’ while caught in its dream, and it summoned the Empty. What if Dean saved Cas from the djinn, only to have a portal of black goo open up in front of them? Words: 7585, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Castiel (Supernatural), Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Jack Kline Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Getting Together, Castiel and Dean Winchester's Season 15 Divorce Arc, Alternate Universe - Genie/Djinn read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/EQAqRoj

#IFTTT #one more time #crackers4jenn

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

AO3 stats meme!

thanks to my dear @ladytharen for the tag!

rules: give us the links to your fics with the most hits, most kudos, most comments, most bookmarks, most words, and least words.

my answers are really boring because they're all the same -- my one mega-hit wonder good omens fic, i'd like for you and i to go romancing. this fic will almost inevitably be the most popular thing i write in my entire life.

most hits: i'd like for you and i to go romancing -- 231,576 hits!

most kudos: i'd like for you and i to go romancing -- 32,692 kudos!

most comments: i'd like for you and i to go romancing -- 2,970 comments! (but like half of those are replies from me.)

most bookmarks: i'd like for you and i to go romancing -- 5,872 bookmarks!

most words: oh my god, a change! lamentations of a starry-eyed twit, my auriga sinistra's diary harry potter fanfic i started in middle school and finished during the covid lockdown, lolol. it is 106k words of pure madness and snapey love/hate colleague romance. if you think i'm bad now, imagine me in middle school. not linking it because i'm embarrassed. if this paragraph has sold you, you can find it yourself! i'm sorry in advance! (but i do feel like there are some iconic dumb shippy haps in there.)

least words: a dollhouse dewitt/dominic drabble of exactly 100 words (remember drabbles?? so fun!) called so it's true, the trick is complete.

tagging: @queenofattolia - @mattatouile - @chainofclovers - @nilesandcc - @crackers4jenn- and anyone else who would like to do it, especially since this one doesn't really seem to have any tagging rules!

#can't believe good omens s2 is going to come along and joss my masterpiece after four years #dollsome's deep thoughts #p.s. do we need a new term to replace 'joss' with?

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

every inch of my life

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/7te02cN by crackers4jenn Post-season 15, in a version where Dean doesn't die and Cas is back from the Empty. Gabriel shows up with some mischief in mind, hurtling them through classic porn tropes. Or, “You thought, what,” Dean starts roughly, “you'd zap us into porno land and we'd just start going at it?” “Ding, ding, ding,” Gabriel calls out, pressing his finger to the tip of his nose. “Street-smart’s got it one.” Cas isn’t connecting the same dots. Dean seethes through his clenched jaw, “Dude, you’re the babysitter,” and tries like hell to keep the flames from licking up the side of his face, willing away the telltale flush of embarrassment. All of a sudden, Cas gets it. His eyes widen in understanding and almost automatically drop to Dean's pretty damn bare legs. Just as quickly he snaps his attention elsewhere, looking at the wall, the ceiling, the door where, come to think of it, yeah, Dean wouldn’t mind bailing right about now. “Cute,” Gabriel teases. Words: 12026, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Gabriel (Supernatural), Jack Kline, Sam Winchester Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Post-Season/Series 15, First Time, Gabriel Being Gabriel (Supernatural), Tropes read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/7te02cN

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #(your tags here)

[mattatouile]

For that 6 character smash/marry/kill-esque meme: Abed Nadir, Angel, Sansa Stark, whoever Richard Armitage played on that one show you and dollsome used to like, Will Graham, and Derek Hale.

Push off a cliff - Derek Hale (HE’S JUST. SO. BROODY. Oh. My. God.)

Kiss - Guy of Gisborne. I know he’s the worst, but he’s also the Richard Armitage.

Marry - Sansa Stark, my dearest heart, my loveliest lady, the only Queen I know is the Queen in the North.

Set on fire - Angel (I’M HI-LAR-I-OUS)

Wrap a blanket around - Will Graham, that poor poor boy. He really needs one. 

Be roommates with - Abed! He’d probably leave me alone because I don’t like the same media, but if we DID like the same media he would know how to binge.

#crackers4jenn