#cutie ad lemme make out w you

[riddle-me-ri]

Riddler x F!Reader - Crossing the Line Pt. 2

A/N: Sooo dropped the ball at work so I’ma drop the next part for you guys :P Thanks so much for all the likes and reblogs on the first part! I appreciate every single one of you beautiful beans. I did NOT mean for this to be a 3 parter but...I got carried away rip. I promise I won’t have you guys waiting too long, I’ve already started on the final part. 

First Part Second Part (you’re here) Third Part 

Word Count: 2.2k like I said I got carried away rip

18+ Readers ONLY! Trigger Warnings: explicit sexual content, exhibitionism, cursing, violence, drinking, gun/weapon usage, heavy sexual harassment (Ed’s not doing the harassing)

Shit, shit, shit. I know I recognized him from somewhere. 

You sat between the guy who invited you over, Dave, and the golden-eyed brick of a man still leering at you like a hungry animal. He looks familiar but your mind’s hazy putting a name to the face. 

It’s one of Eddie’s guys…Don? Bob? One of the heavy lifters that help with shipments and backup for scraps with the Bat.

You sneak a glance over your shoulder to the only camera that has eyes on you. It felt like you had your actual back towards Ed. 

Shit. Hopefully, Eddie’s listening in…

You went in hoping to find evidence or some leads to a traitor, but not be ensnared immediately with the strongest contender. 

Quit jumping to conclusions…he hasn’t done or said anything to incriminate himself.

However, your instincts told you otherwise. You just wish he would stop staring daggers into you. 

“So…hiccup…w-what brings you here all by yousself?” The man next to Dave asks. You barely make out his name to be Connor and the guy furthest down is Steve. 

“Oh, just trying to unwind after a stressful week at the office.” You smile as you take a sip from your drink. 

Out of the corner of your eye, you notice the burly man beside you lower his eyelids and perk his lips in a sly smirk. 

“Ooohhh I hear ya!” chimes in Steve as he raises his glass so fast he almost raises himself off his seat. 

The still unnamed man chuckles at his friend’s plight. “I think you’ve ‘ad one too many Stevie.”

You turn to face him, slightly caught off guard to hear him finally speak. Trying to put off this uneasy disposition he befell upon you; you smile coyly and ask, “and I didn’t quite catch your name…Mister…?” 

“Ron, but cuties like you can call me Ronnie, or Daddy if you’re lucky enough.”

It took every ounce of control in you to not roll your eyes. 

“Oh well, we’ll just have to wait and see how lucky I can get, huh? Ronnie?”

He put his arm around the back of your chair and moves it up to wrap his arm around your bare shoulders. He squeezes your shoulder. 

“Oh, baby...you won’t have to wait long.”

The three men behind you began spectating the whole exchange, like some kind of National Geographic documentary on how to get some…the illegal way. 

Ron put his other hand on your knee. He has no problem getting under your dress because of the thigh-high slits on both sides. His hand began crawling up from your knee, heading to your upper thigh. The hand on your shoulder began rubbing it up and down in a false sense of comfort. 

You grab his wrist before it got any higher up your leg. 

“Now, now,” you try to keep your voice steady and defiant. Searching for any inkling of control over the situation. “Let’s not get carried away-”

Before you could finish your sentence, Ron cups his hand under your legs and wraps his other arm around your shoulder. In a blink of an eye, he places you on his lap. His friends’ eyes widen in awe. Your eyes widen in terror. 

“Aw c’mon, said it yourself, you wanna unwind. Lemme help ya, I could use some relaxation, too…”

You put your hand against his chest. “I think you’re relaxed enough.” 

You made eye contact with the camera. All Ed could see was you over Ron’s broad shoulders. You try to push and squirm from his grip, but he just tightens it. 

“Listen, baby, it wasn’t an option for you. After fucking over Gotham’s finest like Riddler, Penguin, and Two-Face for whatever mullah they can give me. I’m pent up and besides…” he leans closer to where there is no space between your bodies. 

He whispers the rest in your ear, “...my buddies wanna demonstration on how to properly fu-”

*click* 

Gasps fill the club as every light and sound is cut off instantaneously. 

You take this as a sign to book it. You gave Ron one last hard shove to the ground and start gaining some distance from the man. 

“*bzzt* Y/N! C-Can you hear me? I’ll lead you out. Be careful.”

You have never been more relieved to hear Ed’s voice. He directs you through the frightened and confused crowd. Drinks were spilling on you, the occasional drunk bumping into you. You barely hear Ron cussing you out over the ruckus. Hollering at you to come back and something about being a rude bitch. 

You may be a rude bitch soaked in booze but you are free from him. 

When you finally exit the building, the cool night air almost knocks you out. It takes time for your eyes to adjust to the light from the lampposts. Your body shook so much you couldn’t stop moving, so you kept walking down the sidewalk. 

More distance from that shit hole the better…

However, you did not get far. A small black car pulls up beside you along the sidewalk. Still trembling from your fried nerves you kept walking, not bothering to stop and see who was the driver. 

“Y/N! Darling, it’s me!” “Eddie?” You were finally able to reign your body to a halt as you watch Ed round the front of the car and walk towards you. 

When he reaches you, he puts his green jacket over your shoulders, gently turns you around, and guides you back to the car. 

“Come on, let’s get you home. It’s okay, it’s going to be okay.”

He opens the passenger door and you take a seat. You pass out as soon as your head hits the headrest. 

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

You are close to breaking the water temperature knob on the tile wall. The water still did not feel hot enough. The suds began filling the bathtub floor from the excess soap. Your skin starts to tingle in irritation from how harsh you are scrubbing. 

It still was not enough. 

How fucking dare he!

Who did he think he was?

You would give anything to pummel his head into the pavement. You wish you would have splashed his whiskey in his face and broken the glass over his stupid head. 

Anything, any goddamn thing…but I fucking froze.

“Y/N…a-are you almost done? It has been over an hour and a half…I made you something to eat and some tea…whenever you are ready, darling.”

You hear his footfalls slowly echo away from the door. Before your eyes get glossy with fresh tears. 

Then there was Eddie. You hardly remember seeing him pick you up and put you in the car. You could hear him but couldn’t make out what he was saying. 

Oh god, is he disappointed in you?

Disgusted?

You don’t want to think about it, but you couldn’t stay here forever. You look around the bathroom for your fresh clothes.

Shit…

You were in such a rush to wash away Ron’s touches and scent from your body that you didn’t grab any clean clothes until you see a dark green sweater and black sweatpants hanging next to the towels. 

You smile softly, almost bursting out the waterworks again. He may be disappointed, but he isn’t disgusted at least. You wouldn’t lend your clothes to someone you found repulsive…right?

Once you get the sweater on, you can’t resist burying your face into the fabric. You are immediately overwhelmed with Ed’s scent. Your worries fade away. Ron is almost a distant memory. You emerge from the bathroom and walk down the small hallway to the living room. 

You found Ed over on the couch watching TV. Although the volume is so low you could barely hear it. When Edward looks up to see you, there is a pause until he smiles softly. Slowly, he gets up and walks towards you. He opens his mouth to say something but immediately closes it. 

Instead, he opts to lift his arms and hold them open. It took less than five steps before you immediately wrap your arms around him and he wraps his arms around you in return. Ed rubs your back soothingly as you softly start whimpering into his shoulder. 

“I-I’m sorry…” you mutter.

Ed lifts his head from your shoulder, with a quirked eyebrow. “What are you apologizing for? You have nothing to–”

“I-I…I failed…” you sniffle. “A-And I almost got–”

Ed stops you with his index finger pressed to your lips. “That encounter was not your fault. Drunk or not, Mr. Hanson crossed a line. He was entirely in the wrong. If anyone should apologize it should be me for letting him go as far as he did.”

“Did something happen? I-I noticed you went quiet…I knew something had to have happened.”

You bring one of your hands up to his face and have your thumb caress his cheek. 

Edward’s eyes dart off to the side away from yours for a moment. 

He sighs before he explains, “apparently…Dent has a little tech security guru of his own. They kicked me off the cameras and cut the connection to your earpiece. It may not have been for long. But it still was too long for me not to have eyes and ears on you.”

Ed’s eyes are still wandering around anywhere but yours. Until he inevitably closes them and just relishes in your touch. He hates being defeated almost as much as being wrong. Even if it was just a small interference, nothing was too small when it came to you and your safety. 

He perks his head back up and kisses the palm of your hand that is still holding his cheek. He looks back into your eyes with a content smile. 

“And you didn’t fail, my dear. In his drunken stupor, Mr. Hanson admitted to being in alliance with Dent and Oswald…I only ever had him as hired muscle. Never for any informant roles.” 

You beam up at him. The night was not a total bust after all. You bring your other hand to cup his other cheek. His face is perfectly nestled in your hands like they were meant to frame it. You pull his face forward so his lips can meet yours in a sweet deep kiss. 

You both tighten your hold on each other. Your hands instantly grab the back of his head as your fingers comb into his soft curls. His hands go further down to the end of your back and pull you closer to him.

Ed starts walking backward, pulling you to join him on the couch. As he sits down you are quick to straddle his lap. The kiss has grown more passionately at this point. Tongues swirl around each other before diving into the moist caverns of one another’s mouths. 

Ed dares to break the kiss but does not hesitate to continue the intimate moment. He lowers the neckline of the sweater to where your shoulder is exposed. He tucks his head between your neck and shoulder. Now with more skin exposed he starts kissing your skin feverishly from the bottom of your earlobe to your shoulder. 

One of your hands is still drowning in his sea of hair and the other is hanging onto his shoulder like a lifeline. 

“Eddie…”

“Mm?” 

As if speaking too loudly would ruin this passionate moment between you two. You turn your head to whisper in his ear. 

“I wanna make him pay, Eddie. I want him to know he never had a chance with me…”

Edward groans and squeezes your ass in response. 

You start slowly grinding your hips into his groin in a circular motion. Never seizing his assault on your skin, Ed starts licking back up your neck and gently nibbling your ear lobe. 

“And I don’t want to stop with him…I want all your crew to know. You’re the only one that can touch me like this. Kiss and hold me like this.”

You gasp blissfully as his teeth finally sink into the conjunction of your shoulder and neck. His bulge is very prominent now and you can’t resist the pleasurable friction it provided as you continue grinding against him. 

“I want them to know…” another gasp from another bite. “I’m yours, and yours alone. If they so much as look at me…they are done for.” 

Edward is lapping at the fresh marks blossoming under his lips before he lifts his head back up to look at you. 

You cup his face with your hands again. He looks gorgeous like this. Hair falling to the front of his face, all in a disarray from your wandering hands. His pretty face flushed red, his chest slightly heaving from the pleasure building up. When he looks like this tenfold after sex, he is divine. 

“You want me to make an example out of him? Show my men who you belong to? That you’re all mine?”

“Yes sir,” you smirk at the low growl he tried to muffle. You know him too well. You know all the right buttons and when to press them. 

He leans in abruptly to seal his lips with yours. You smile into the kiss, your thumbs caress his cheeks before your hands crawl back into his hair. 

Before he lifts you to take you to your shared bedroom, he smirks at you. 

“Consider it done, darling.”

#riddler x reader #the riddler x reader #the riddler x reader fanfiction #ri writes

[rhyme-the-rhyme-well]

Beastie Boys in LA, circa 1989 [x]

#beastie boys #mca #ad-rock #mike d #paul's boutique era #adam yauch #adam horovitz #michael diamond #i assume it's #1989 #correct me if i'm wrong J ;) #cutie ad lemme make out w you #fisheye

[hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong]

Forrested fate

Another singularity had to be dealt with, by Rex and Quetzalcoatl. Rex still harbored paranoia over previous events so he brought alongside Berserker class Lancelot. This singularity actually took place in Babylonia again, in the cedar forest. The three found themselves amongst the trees, when a message came about from Da Vinci.

Da Vinci: watch out you three! We're detecting what seems to be another universe's master and servant.

Rex: where?

Da Vinci: they're actually zooming all around the forest, they may be looking for something or someone.

Rex: hmmm...

The three continued on with their mission, but still prepared to meet the other master. After so many encounters with other masters, the control room can actually detect when someone came from another universe, thanks to unique particles left on them from their home universe.

BOOM!

Lancelot: uuurrrrggg...

Quetz: what was that?

Rex: note sure...

A large booming sound was heard. It wasn't too far off, but the group couldn't tell if it was the other master or the threat they needed to contain... or both.

In preparation of a possible attack, they all readied any weapons they had. Lancelot pulled out his sword, Quetz her Macuahuitl, and Rex shape-shifted his symbiotic blades to be ready.

Then bursting through the trees out came someone who seemed to be Ishtar and her master both being launched while on Maana.

The two crash into Rex's group, like a bowling ball into some pins. In the end of the mess, everyone was left on the floor. And in a familiar scenario, Ishtar had crashed her buttocks right onto Rex's face.

Ishtar: uuugh, what happened?

Rex, muffled: get off mah face...

Ishtar flew up from her position, annoyed.

Ishtar: *gasp* how dare you lay your face upo-

But before she could finish the other Venus Goddess had a few words for her

Quetz, in a growly voice: STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MI ESPOSO, PINCHE PUTA!!!

Ishtar, panicked: aaaahhh!!! Val help!

Then the other master, a woman with silver hair, got up and tried to block the serpent from her servant.

Val: woah woah woah! No need to attack her! It was an accident!

Quetz was still annoyed, but backed up. Rex and Lancelot got back up, and Rex tried to figure out what was happening.

Rex: ugh, ok. Are you... another master's chaldea?

Val: ...I guess so... have you dealt with other universes too?

Rex: a few...

Val: what's your name?

Rex: you can call me Rex.

Val: ah... I've heard about you from Faye.

Rex: wow, another one Faye's met before.

Val: yeah, she said you're married to Quetzalcoatl.

Rex: yyyyup!

Val: first master I've heard about take their relationship that far...

Rex: y'know, you could do me the favor of telling me your name.

Val: right! Call me Val!

Rex: good to meet you Val. Am I correct in assuming Ishtar here is your partner servant?

Val: you would be, but she's one of multiple.

Rex: seriously? Who else?

Val: I've got 5 hands for 5 cuties! Ishtar, Jalter, Musashi, Mash, and Mo.

Rex: hmmm... interesting choices. Wait... what do you mean 5 hands? I see only 2.

Val: it's like that 1 meme, y'know about having two hands?

Rex: ah... right. So it just means 2's not enough huh?

Val: more or less.

Then on the comms, both Da Vincis had an urgent message.

Da Vincis: I hate to mess up the meeting, but the source of the singularity is coming right at you!

Rex: crap!

Val: shit!

Then through the forest, an ever growing rumbling was felt. Then out came what seemed to be a huge mechanical menace!

???: *HORRID SCREAMS*

Rex: what in Xibalba is that!

Ishtar: that's Humbaba! The beast of the Cedar forest!

Quetz: didn't Gilgamesh and Enkidu kill it!?

Val: Well, Tiamat was supposed to be dead too, and we know how that turned out!

Then the beast charged forward, swiping at the group. The three servants jumped out the way, while Rex shape-shifted a shield to protect him and Val.

Val: wait! What the fuck is that!? How are you doing that?!

Rex: later! Focus on the monster!

Ishtar and Lancelot opened fire on the beast from a distance, while Quetzalcoatl tried to hit it with her Macuahuitl, but the beast kept her at arms length, preventing her from using her lucha moves.

Val: any bright Ideas?

Rex: actually.. yeah! Tell Ishtar to annoy it and draw it's attention elsewhere!

Val: ok! Ishtar!

Ishtar: yeah!?

Val: distract the big lug!

Ishtar: on it!

She started to fly around the beast while shooting it like an annoying mosquito.

Val: now what?!

Rex: Lancelot!

Lancelot: urgh!

Rex: pin it down with those trees!

Lancelot: Wooooooh!

The berserker Knight grabbed whole trees and launched them at the beasts limbs, pinning it down to the ground.

Val: oooh! I like where this is going! Lemme guess? Wifey's up next?

Rex: right on the money! Mi corazon!

Quetz: si mi amor?!

Rex: time for the plancha!

Quetz: Si!

Quetzalcoatl grabbed onto the monstrosity and launched it into the air, flying up to it and sending it hurdling into the ground!

SMASH!

Humbaba had been slain, just like in the epic of Gilgamesh.

After things had finished, the group took a break. Lancelot was to keep watch, in case of any new enemies while everyone else talked for a bit.

Rex: so Faye just ended up in your chaldea?

Val: yeah... it was very interesting... her goddess was worried sick.

Rex: I can imagine.

Quetz: eehh, I'd never want to be separated from mi amor like that!

As she said this, she held onto Rex tightly.

Ishtar: wow Quetzalcoatl, never would've pegged you for the clingy type.

Quetz: eehhh... it's just that I love mi amor! He makes me feel happy, and loved.

Ishtar was somewhat surprised to see this wild and bombastic goddess act so lovey dovey and tender towards her master.

Val: ...that's kind of adorable.

Ishtar got a bit jealous after that

Ishtar, a bit blushy: w-w-well I can b-b-be like that f-f-for you V-val...

Val: Ishtar that won't be necessary. I like you for who you are.

Ishtar, still blushy: t-thanks...

After some more conversations, the Madrid incident was brought up...

Val: someone wanted her... spirit origin?

Rex: yeah... we weren't able to find out who... but whoever they are they'll pat!

Val: now you're this... slimy symbiote creature?

Rex: yeah...

Val: well... Hopefully whoever this asshole is, you'll be able to kick his ass straight to Kur!

Rex: thanks Val.

Val: no problem! And if we run into him, we'll kick his ass for you!

Rex: hehehe! Great to hear!

As time passed, it was clear they needed to finally leave.

Val: well, it was nice finally meeting you two- er three.

Rex: yeah! Nice meeting you two too! Let's do this again sometime!

Val: sure! And maybe you'll meet the others!

Rex: sounds good!

Quetz: bye Ishtar! Have a good day! Never touch mi amor again or your dead!

Ishtar: hehehe... yeah... bye.

Lancelot: AAAAAARRRRTTHUUUUUURRRR!!!!

Then the groups separated and went home. Another universe's master was met for the both of them, adding to an ever growing list.

A/N: finally sat down to do the Val/Rex crossover. Sorry it took so long, but I was running a blank on how'd it go. Even now I'm not sure how good it is. I'll try to get to the next one soon enough...

Val and her Ishtar belong to @hasishtardoneanythingwrong

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#fate grand order #quetzalcoatl #wife #mastersona #rex #rexcoatl #ishtar #val #berserker lancelot

[sohin-ace]

Jojo Drabble - Oldseph (part3 Joseph)

※ A story where Joseph gets to bond with his extremely sweet granddaughter.

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Holly and Joseph finally came home from picking your brother off of jail. Your mother told you that your grandfather would come from the U.S. to Japan to help your brother Jotaro with the weird spirit that started following him around.

Today you would meet your grandfather for the first time since you were a small child. You only remembered so much as his voice from speaking on the phone from time to time.

You were very excited to say the least, when you heard them finally come back.

"Y/N! We're home!" Holly called as she entered with your brother Jotaro.

"Welcome back you two!" you said as you opened the door wide for them.

Your mother gave you a big kiss on the cheek and your brother nonchalantly highfived you as they entered. Then followed a tall mysterious dark-skinned man who was introduced by your mother as the one that would help Jotaro. You were surprised to hear that he came all the way from Egypt.

"Hello, I'm Abdul Muhammad, it's an honor to meet Mr. Joestar's family." He smiled charmingly at you and you blushed. What a beautiful accent he had.

"I-it's nice to meet you too! I'm Y/N Kujo. Please make yourself at home!"

He thanked you and followed your mother as she showed him around the house. You called to her before she could be out of sight.

"Where's grandpa?"

"I'm here Y/N!" You gasped and swiftly turned around as you saw the beaming face of your grandfather who opened his arms wide for you.

"GRANDPA!!!" You ran straight to his chest and hugged him, happy to finally meet him after such a long time.

He roared in happiness and responded by wrapping his large arms around your small form and squeezed you tight.

"OH MY GOD SHE'S SO PRETTY!!! My baby has grown so muuuuch!!! " He let go of the hug and held your face in his hands. "Look at this cutie! So much beauty, she definitely holds that from me~"

"What?! No way! She got it all from me, dad!" Holly yelled from afar, almost offended by her father's statement.

"Grandpa come inside you'll get cold! How was your trip? You must be tired, I'll take your bags."

You gently dragged him inside by the arm and sat him down in the living room and he couldn't help the tears from prickling in his eyes.

"OH GOOODDDD!!!" He sobbed loudly with a hand over his mouth. "SHE'S SUCH A SWEETHEART I LOVE HER! MY BABYYYY!"

Holly came in and giggled. "I know right? She's nothing like her brother. But surprisingly, they get along very well."

Joseph's face scrunched up as he pondered. He recalled Jotaro's edgy behavior, his harsh glare and rude words.

Then he looked at you from across the room, as you were carefully preparing a tray with snacks and sweets for everyone, all the while adorning a gentle and precious look on your face.

You noticed him staring and you smiled brightly at him. "Grandpa, do you want some coffee?"

'How are they even related ???' Joseph thought, his mind blowing as you were Jotaro's complete opposite.

You were all dining together and it felt good to be all together as a family. Even Abdul seemed to blend in with you all and it felt just right.

"So Y/N tell me, you don't have a boyfriend now, do you?" Your grandfather asked you suddenly, a little bit of warning in his voice and you looked at him in surprise.

"W-what...?" You squeaked out, blushing at the question as he pressed on, sensing something.

"You better tell me you don't have a boyfriend! And don't lie to me!" He glared and raised his voice as he noticed how flustered you suddenly became.

"I-I don't, grandpa!" You were embarrassed as you glanced at everyone, not bearing the pressure on your grandfather's menacing eyes. "A-at least not yet..." You mumbled as you looked down.

"HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NOT YET'?! IT'S NOT EVER FOR YOU YOUNG LADY!"

"Papa, please! Don't start!" Holly intervened, "She's a teenager, now, let her have a boyfriend if she wants to!" Your mother defended as Joseph started the same talk as when she was your age.

"No no no no! She has to know! Don't meddle with boys, Y/N! EVER. Men are wolves!" He stated facts and Jotaro rolled his eyes.

"Yare yare daze..."

"Here we go again..." Holly sighed, helpless, and Abdul couldn't help but chuckle silently to himself at the funny commotion.

"B-but- They're not all the same!" You tried. Helplessly.

"She has eyes for the new Italian transfer student." Your brother added and you gasped in sheer horror.

"J-...JOJO, YOU SNITCH!"

"PARDON?! ITALIAN??? NO NO NO THOSE ARE THE WORST Y/N!!! DON'T. DATE. AN. ITALIAN." Joseph insisted gravelly and you looked down, not knowing what to do and feeling betrayed.

"Papa, that's unfair. You married an Italian! You can't say that!"

"No! Italian women are cute and quirky, but Italian men... They are HUNGRY!"

"... H-he's not like that-..." You croaked out and blushed, unable to imagine the boy you liked capable of being inappropriate.

"Did he try to flirt with you?"Joseph cut you off, completely ignoring the looks everyone else gave him. When Mr. Joestar was ranting, nothing could stop him.

"Lemme guess. Handsome, blonde, with green eyes? Likes to wear flashy clothes, probably shows his chest or his stomach a lot huh?"

Your eyes widened in shock as you looked back at his still warning eyes. "H-how... How did you know...?"

"HOLY SHIIEEEETTTT!!!!"

#short story #drabble #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo scenarios #jojo #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jjba #reader insert #x reader #oldseph #joseph joestar #old joseph joestar #jojo part 3 #stardust crusaders #unromantic #non romantic

[leavetwn]

* KAYLEE BRYANT, CISWOMAN + SHE/HER  | you know SUZIE TANAKA, right? they’re TWENTY-ONE, and they’ve lived in irving for, like, EIGHTEEN YEARS? well, their spotify wrapped says they listened to VALENTINE BY HOPE TALA like, a million times this year, which makes sense ‘cause they’ve got that whole ROLLERSKATES SCUFFED FROM YEARS OF USE, STARTING A JOURNAL ENTRY TWO YEARS SINCE THE LAST ONE, A SIGH OF RELIEF ONCE YOU'RE FINALLY ALONE thing going on. i just checked and their birthday is NOVEMBER 28TH, so they’re a SAGGITARIUS, which is unsurprising, all things considered. ( claire, 22, est, she/her )

it’s me again ! bringing a character who i’ve played for a while now, just switched up & such for every rp, and now , i’m bringin her here. :^) i hope you enjoy her as much as i do! tw: mentions of mental illness (anxiety)

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐬 .

full name: suzie tanaka. nickname(s): su, anything your muse wants to call her tbh. age: twenty-one. date of birth: november 28th. zodiac sign: saggitarius. gender/pronouns: ciswoman, she/her. sexual orientation: bisexual. romantic orientation: biromantic. hometown: san francisco, californio. current residence: irving, north carolina. occupation: part time waitress at cutie pie’s thanks to her skills on skates. full time student at the local college in her junior year as a creative writing major. she minors in film pro eye color: brown. hair color/style: dark brown, upper-mid back length & she usually just wears it in a simple ponytail. it’s more manageable when she’s out. however, when she’s at home, she’ll leave it down. height : 5′3″. clothing style: you can’t really put suzie’s style into one category. it’s inspired by several different eras & many times she pieces it together. some might call it a bit tacky at times, but she thinks it looks cute. to her, that’s all that matters. tattoos: none. probably could never attempt to get one cause she’s seriously afraid of needles lol. piercings: her ears and that’s when she was fairly young. reference the tattoos portion for reasoning.

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 .

when you were around six years old  , you first realized that you were lonely. it wasn’t like you weren’t around other people. it was just that those people were mostly your mom and dad. occasionally your cousins would come over sometimes, but they were all older than you by at least four years. your parents were kind of eccentric, and for that, they experienced how harsh other kids could be very early on. they decided they didn’t want you to experience the same things, so since both were felt they were prepared enough to do so, they homeschooled you to keep you sheltered from those types of things. 

you’re sure they had good intentions. that’s not something you questioned, but you wished they’d at least find another kid you could be friends with or have another kid. you found yourself bored by yourself, so you immersed yourself in things like books or whatever movies they had around the house. this is where your love of fairytales began, and you’d fantasize about living in one while you read or watched the stories unfold.

you lived in your head, and you still pretty much do. you’re an idealist, even though you haven’t seen much of the world. perhaps it’s the fact that you haven’t ventured very far from your home that makes you so, and while life could still be boring, you always had another book or movie to keep you company. you grew content being on your own, and the more that you were, the more you began to enjoy your own company.

that didn’t change the fact that you longed for friends. in all the stories you read or watched, the protagonist had one other person along with them for much of their journey. sure, you had people that you were friendly with, but it was never to the extent that you wanted. it was never a best friend or a close group  —  just someone you saw on few occasions. it also didn’t help how you felt when you were around others. the way you monitored every step you took, the way you crossed your legs, or going over the way you would speak to someone in your head over and over. you figured for the longest time it was because you were shy, but a diagnosis of anxiety gave you a lot more clarity and almost a sense of relief. those things started to make more sense.

being alone helped a lot when it came to academics. you spent a lot of your time studying or looking up random ass facts on the internet, and because of this, you’d call yourself fairly smart. you know your shit. it also helped a lot when getting into colleges. you didn’t aim too high though, not yet comfortable being all the way on your own. so, you chose the nearby university to attend. 

you move out. you’re excited, and your parents are nervous but prepared. they’re not oblivious to the fact that this day would come. you’re ready to go out and face the world, but most of all, you’re ready to make friends. you’re ready to go out and experience the world, every small step at a time. you’re convinced at college you’ll become a brand new person, find yourself, and make plenty of friends. 

it doesn’t go like that at first. of course it doesn’t. it’s a new environment, and it takes getting used to. but soon, people loosen up and warm up to you. you’re quick to make a couple of friends. it isn’t at all like the stories you’d read or watched when you were younger. it is happy and fun and joyous, but you realize that friendships take work. it’s a bit exhausting, as someone who had become such an introvert, but you manage and form close bonds. 

as of now, you are working on your degree and managing life one step at a time. you’re doing pretty well, and things are looking up. you keep your head in the clouds still to this day, imagining what the future will be like. you’re still idealistic and optimistic, not that that’s a bad thing.  

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐨𝐮𝐬 .

i was being exaggerative with the ‘being at home’ stuff rip. i mean, she did spend a lot of time at home, but she wasn’t always there. her dad would take her out to rockin’ and rollin’, and i mean, she fuckin rocks when it comes to skating. it was kind of freeing to her as a child. she def got a pair of rollerblades as a christmas present, and she probably was the kid skating down her neighborhood road and shit from sunrise until her mom told her to take her ass inside. 

maybe seems like she’s ditzy and she’s probably somewhat naive, but she’s definitely not stupid. she’s also a fast learner. she is, however, too nice for her own good. she’ll learn eventually, but she’s hopeful and an optimist at heart 💔

loves her dad but tells her mom everything. she doesn’t recognize it, but her mom was probably her first best friend lmaoo. they have a really good relationship. she has a good relationship with her dad too. he’s a bit more closed off than her mom, and she recognizes that but understands.

has an irrational fear that everyone’s like,,, staring at her & thinking she’s weird. really wants everyone to like her but she’s not sure how to make that happen (news flash, it won’t)

her fam is actually from san francisco but when she was 3, her dad got a better offer in irving so that’s how they ended up here. she knows this & she wonders what life woulda been like if she stayed back in san fran. probably wouldn’t have changed but she literally lives in her head and imagines shit like that’s her job at this point so yehhh 

dreams of being a screenwriter and maybe even a director one day. she saw how film and books influenced her life as a kid & she wants to have the same impact, yk? v cute to me i love that. maybe she’ll write a book one day too who knows

i’m feelin like she has a ton of online friends cause she was seeking connection /w people so it makes sense. shout out to all her online pals who kept her sane & shit, but it wasn’t enough for her cause she really wanted those kinds of things irl.

is a hopeless romantic rip to her. just wants someone to sweep her up off her feet and give her butterflies but this aint no damn fairytale so let’s make it chaotic

character parallels: lily (dash & lily, 2020) , amélie poulain (amélie, 2001) , belle in some ways lmao (beauty and the beast, 1991) more to be added.

𝐈. ━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 .

*  friends, best friends, etc.  — literally any friends at all. this is the connection she craves the most tbh. platonic over romantic periodt ! she just wants people to braid her hair and have deep, personal convos with about literally anything while legally blonde is on the television. 

* a bad influence  —  i mean, she stayed inside mostly & is kind of an introvert. didn’t have tons of friends either, so she didn’t really have time to go to parties, etc. BE A BAD INFLUENCE SHE NEEDS TO LET LOOSE LMAOO. it’ll prolly take a lot to get her out but hey 

* good influence  — someone she’s a good influence on & who she helps in some way. i could see it happenin’. if you see it happening, i mean... hmu you know where i am mwah 💖

* crush  — someone she’s head over heels with. i mean, it probably wouldn’t take a lot. in my head she be catching feelings way too fast. it’s just a thing, but yeah, it could go either way. maybe your character is into her too or she’ll end up getting her heart broken which is lmao bound to happen one day. could also be someone who’s crushing on her but she’s way to busy focusing all her romantic attention on someone else to notice? idk i’m just here for all the plots.

* annoyance  — someone who finds her ass annoying/does not like her. she wants everyone to like her so it would be so confusing and upsetting and she would be like wtf did i do but i want it cause i love angst. sorry to all my muses out there luv yall but i’m just bein real

* again, anything at all  — if you have an idea that you love, pls don’t hesitate to hmu and lemme know. i promise i will 99.9% of the time be down. the same goes for any wanted connection doodads that i reblog like if u see it and ur like omg i luv that... PLEASE hmu i luv u all already & just wanna have plots and write with you srsly

#irvingintro #well there u have it my last one done i am so THANKFUL AND HAPPY #takes a bow #the way it's almost 4 am see i did not lie i am up forever

[juniemunie]

HTTYD Books: How To Ride a Dragon’s Storm Commentary :P (w/text pictures!)

((shoutout to astrid-the-fearless that started the whole thing and giving me permission <3))

Yoooo this is how far I’m in the books right now thanks to the blessing of pdfs and I thought; “Hey? Lemme try reacting to this!!” 

Mind you, this is ridiculously long and it’s all because of the pictures I added in lmao so peruse for your amusement ((I might continue this just for kicks :P))

So it begins!

-everything went wrong when the fire nation attacked

-OOh! Swimming competition?? Don’t count me in!! I’m terrible at swimming, in  fact, I don’t know how to do it at all!!! :DDD

-of course the competition has to have a spice of suicidal bravery and possible death

-clueless, tf dude

-aRE WE GONNa TIME TRaVEL??? WHaTS THE WHOLE aLaRM THING OLD WRINKLY??? EXPLaINNNN HoW DID U EVEN KNOW????

-the judges are basically 99% old dudes 99% of the time

-aweeee toothless u cutie

-snotlout my boy, sometimes i really want to strangle u, u know

-yooo sTOICK U'RE DOING UR BEST THE BEST ISNT aLaWYS THE MOST OBVIOUS he's trying im proud that he's trying

-good ol teamwork

-nONONONONO DONT TRUST EM 

-u got bamboozled 

-only in the near end of his life, yeah

-oh man hes gonna kill em again 

-same

-awe, she's just like meatlug

-uh oh

-bet y'all it gets worse

-damn straight

-sHOOT CaMI NOOO-

-i hear the Jaw's theme song guys

-tOOTHLESS KEEPS TRYING ;-;

-well you're a jolly dragon23

-how was this marketed for children again

-brUH U SERIOUS?? I JUST THOUGHT IT Was only nORBERT

-woh fist time getting a look on nobert and he looks cool

-whoops u gon axe him again??

-u mean an unfortunate series of events??? wink wink

-i wouldn't go there if i were you its completely messy there

-buddy this dude has survived so many times out of pure dumb luck

-theres still more to go hiccup so much more

-awww this is such a throwback to the first book

-norbert is a crazy inventive dude i wanna see how well he goes with movie hiccup in the right circumstances :/

-thats a problem

-im not sure whether to be terrified or impressed

-yoooo hiccup youre right youre prize is absolute misery

oh no

-whoops i guess this is where he became a slave??

-bitter grandma is bitter than all my mates when discussing love42

-oH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS IT HES GOING TO BECOME a SLaVE  HOLD ME

-nONONONONONONONO NOOOOOOOO

-my poor boy my POOR BOY

-oh man i knew this already but its still giving me shivers

-look at these drunk cuties lmao

-perfect excuse toothless hiccup totally believes u

-yOOO dragon nip exists in the books too!!!??

-This is one happy lot

-( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

-Uh oh

-Look at this happy boy <3

-U sure??? I don’t think so

-Oh shit.

-oHHHH shitTTTT

-u aint wrong tho

-hahahaAHAHAHAHA not yET

-well fuck

-YO. WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE.

-Oh. My fucking god.

-pHYSICS  WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY US-

-Knock knock its death’s doorstep

-Chances are, it wont.

-yEP

-“dafuq, why the hell is he running at us??” “maybe he’s given up”

“is it just me or is that an eye back there? “oh sHIT-“

-Y’all these kids know the drill already

-Toothless’ still asleep during the whole ordeal lmao

-So that’s how it works…69

-Stuff like that usually happens boyo they’ll prolly be back

-Poor Ronald.

-Not anOTHER ONE

-Shouldve made a spare and changed it while you were still in the border smh *Cinema Sins Ding*

-same

-a terrifying but intriguing thought.

-These sweet loyal kids backin up their parents yo ((Poor Fishlegs))

-i like the books that they portray a more worrier Stoick but the movieversion is also great too

-DON’T BELIEVE IT STOICK

-This LITTLE SHIT

-what??? really?? That’s a dumb revenge excuse :/

-We DON’T

-Holy shit he survived ((just like his third son cOUGH COUGH))

-In short; “Sorry to disappoint the masses, but I AM STILL ALIVE”83

-YOOOOO OLD WRINKLY KNEW??? HE’S AWESOME aND INSaNE!

-Poor stoick, tbh if he was movie stoick he’d have a heartattack by now

-Shit I feel bit teary in the eyes-DON’T LOOK AT ME!

-True just like this post that has way too much pictures like tf

-Sweet, but WHY WOULD yOU LEaVE THEM BEHIND???

-tbh this is both true

-Basically every country that was going to pillage America

-Oh shit times up

-whA-AA-At???

-Hiccup u little shit

-Discrimination between hair color too??? Jesus. Just when I thought skin colors -were ridiculous

-Have I told y’all I love sword fighting hiccup?? Because I do

-Nooo not his poor beard agaIN

-Oh. Oh no.

-fuck.

-Godzilla??? That u??

-tHINK aGaIN

-Tbh cats are sometimes really cruel ; - ;

-Nope. Theres always a chance of death bro

-OF COURSE IT WaS.

-This ridiculously huge shit

-Geezus. You’re fucked hiccup.

-Press F to pay respect

-ToothLESS HICCUP IS GONNa FUCKIN DIE

-TOOTHLESS U LITTLE SHIT

-Tbh, he does have a point

-Friendly reminder hiccup wrote this himself

-Hiccup the Insane. Sounds about right

-Me procrastinating some stuff i cant procrastinate while everything is going wrong

-yOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

-yOOOOOOOO tf he doin??

-“yo bro”

“yeah loki?”

“some kid’s asking for your help. It’s getting pretty intense.”

“really? Lemme see”

“see?”

*whistles* “wow, he’s crazy. I like it.”

-“wtf is this dumb redhead doing??” everyone thought simultaneously

-oHHHHHH LIGHTNING LIKES METaL!!!!

-Benjamin Franklin can eat HIS HEaRT OUT123

“wow thor, you actually helped”

“¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

“how tf did you say that”

-Ship: If I die, I die with STYLE.((Like Grimbeard fucker sang to his death while burning his entire kingdom down))

-SWIM FISHLEGS SWIM ((wow he c an swim now amazing what near death experiences teach you))

-Poor toothless ; - ;126

-Itsss the cirrccccleeeeee the ciiirrrccclleeeee of liiiiiifeeeee

-Lets hope I wont learn to swim in this emotionally draining way 0-0

-Tbh this is kinda terrifying imagine if they died this way 0-0

-I KNEW THEYD BE BaCK YOU BETTER BRING HICCUP aBOaRD U LITTLE SHIT

-Oh thank god

-In short; “we have ship standards, peasants.”

-LaTE FOR a VERY IMPORTaNT DaTE

-G G. u did ur best lol

-yEEEE YOU BEST KNOW IT HICCUP Me BOYYY

-They gONNa FLYYYYY

-FISHLEGS MY BOY WERE GONNa DO IT WHETHER U WaNT TO OR NOT

-That’s THE TRUE CHIEFTaN WaY BOIS EXaCTLY HOW STOICK DIED- I mean shit uh

-Awww berk would love u back in their own way too

-*sobbing in the distance* ((fuckin alvin))

-yOU BET THEY ALL ARE

-“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” screamed the Reader.

-Happy sweet old senile future guessing dudes make me happy ; v ;

-How tf would it be deer

-Just like Grimbeard did.

-YOOOO IM SO PROUD OF YOU FISHLEGSSSS

-“IM SORRY TO DISAPPOINT THE MASSES, BUT I AM STILL ALIVE.”

-SNOTLOUT DO U WANT TO BE DEAD??? ((before your proper death))

-When Old Wrinkly is mad at u, you better be ashamed of urself.

-He really is Grimbeard’s Heir ain’t he? ; v ;

-Uhhh more common than u think boyo *turns to Harry Potter*

-oooHHH u done for gumboil

-My heart kindly says mercy, but my mind screams revenge

-SHit stop giving me ides to draWWWWW

-Somethings are often just found at home <3 like my MISSING PENCIL WHERE TF IS IT

-Summary of Httyd 2 Hiccup

-SO MUCH WISDOM IN THE EPILOGUE HICCUP SLOW DOWN

-Nooo HICCUPPPP- THE DRagONSSSSS

-DON’T REMIND ME OF THE SLaVEMaRK U CRUEL BEING

wow

that was a ride from start to end. (pUN INTENDED)

things are getting intensee

*scrambles to read the next book*

#httyd books #comments #this was fun #how to train your dragon #how to train your dragon books #httyd

[commedias]

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@heartattck: where do i begin with this beautiful human being ?? leda’s like on a whole different level tbh like her muses are all so interesting. again, why do people sleep on female ocs *shakes fist* ?? i remember when we first plotted for i honestly had a hard time choosing which muse to play against bc they’re all so quality. i love her mix of fcs like def fcs that i myself would use and love to see represented more in the community !! OH speaking of that this fucking legend right here makes gif icons for some of the best underused and underappreciated fcs out there. like i told myself i needed to chill from adding muses but when she made her ravi gif hunt recently i was like lol when did i say that ?? her gif hunts are so quality wait hold up lemme promo rl quick @starshiprph go follow go send love !! i’ve used her gif hunts several times before even knowing that she was one of the admins and now that i do i am #blessed to know such a talented, nice individual. also even tho she deleted erika, our poly thread with her and jongin x youngjae was fuckin lit like that was my first poly ship ever and such a nice first experience. i love how she matches length and put sm effort into her replies and resources

@honeyedsins: idk why i am even mentioning her like deadass if you don’t already know who she is, then where have u been ?? but anyways she has so !! many !! fucking !! muses !! and they’re all so unique n quality. also her love for jimin is unreal like w o w what a cutie pie. tumblr has kept deleting parts of my response to this lol, so i keep rewriting it omg. the brotp feels for taeyong and shiloh and real and i love jiyeon being immune to wooyoung’s weird ass boyish charms. also go follow her single-muse blog @devilied !! i didn’t know they were ran by the same mun and felt like a fool rl quick !! sukwon is such a great muse i love seeing him on my dash and he’s probably one of my top taehyung fc’s js

#anonymous #* ∘ ∙ —— inquiries.

[punkscowardschampions]

Ali & Carly

Ali: Worth leaving your park for? Carly: fun Carly: he likes you more but its k cuz so do i Ali: nah Ali: he was so 😍 for the whole sitch I thought he might genuinely explode on sight Ali: it was fun tho, you were so good Carly: that would've been disappointing Carly: he was better than i thought hed be Carly: lads that cocky dont usually come through Carly: youre always good Ali: yeah, i'll give him that Ali: obviously overhyped himself but all lads do Ali: worth it to see my baby work it Ali: and i hope not 😉 Ali: though u can tell my Ma that, get me off the hook, like Carly: not just lads me too Carly: never seen you play someone like that before tho Carly: we gonna try this on caleb next or Carly: she scares me more than your ex but still would Carly: for you my baby Ali: how can you, you're perfect Ali: i know, crossing lads but not each other back then, babe Ali: not mad, not exactly my finest hour but wouldn't hate having met you sooner Ali: idk if it'd work on him Ali: he's not as dumb as Drew, bless him 😘 Ali: felt weird being at his house, woulda died if any of them had come back, like 😂 Ali: never mind my Ma, have you ever seen his? Carly: you're too sweet Carly: i kno cuz you wanna treat him nice like you do me Carly: not how you did drew hot as that was tho Carly: nah thats the first time ive been there & mas w sons give me space like Carly: sorry we should have brought him back to here my bad Ali: blah shut up 😏 Ali: obvs I wanna ride him too but idk Ali: gives off #loyal vibes to me so probs not a goer Ali: Well you know, had to show you what a real girl on girl on boy threesome was all about, boo Ali: nah, it added to the experience Ali: whatever it was, it wasn't boring Carly: i kno that he gives off 😍 for you Carly: & you like him Carly: catch you in his room collecting hair or w ever to put a spell on the boy Carly: when you could just do it the easy way Carly: aw never boring when im w you girl Carly: youve shown me a lot Ali: There's definitely attraction but I don't really know him Ali: Only see some people at parties, he's one of 'em Ali: like you said, we didn't properly SEE each other 'til now, did we? same kinda vibe Ali: my rep proceeds me 💀 Ali: where's the fun in easy? Ali: besides, I'm with you, and you're so fucking cute Ali: who else I need Carly: k but if you want him to see you you've gotta get out there Carly: if you can turn me you can make him forget your rep Carly: got the magic baby you kno Carly: you're cuter Carly: making me blush Ali: you're right Ali: work on being MORE extra Ali: the world ain't ready 😉 Carly: me either Carly: you're also so hot Carly: unfair Carly: if you get more Ali: baby Ali: making me miss you already Ali: that's what's unfair Carly: can i be at yours later tho Carly: my parents are fighting about me & think idk Carly: bitch its a caravan Ali: That's fun Ali: about parenting styles or? Ali: Of course you can Ali: I share a room with Ro though remember, so, best behaviour Carly: ha Carly: theyve got no flair Carly: about to throw this washing up bowl at my ma as my contribution to the convo Carly: shit i forgot Carly: maybe i shouldnt come over then Ali: trying to think of a witty one-liner for when you do Ali: all i've got is 'this convo is as dull as dishwater' lemme workshop it, hold fire boo Ali: nah, please come Ali: lmao, flashbacks to Drew there but forreal Ali: we can sleep on the sofa if needs Carly: lads are so funny Carly: i thought he was gonna cry w he thought we'd changed our minds Carly: good stash tho Carly: only reason my ma still running her mouth about me Carly: well zen Ali: another night crywanking Ali: gutting Ali: yeah, and you see all that fancy shit in his room, clearly on his big badman hype Carly: cant ever bring him here Carly: never hear the end Ali: gonna have trouble keeping him away now, babe Ali: 💦 Carly: only if youre here Carly: you speak the local lingo yea? Ali: Gabh mo leithscéal? Ali: 😏 Carly: wtf Carly: you could've just said yea babe Ali: could've but i'm a showoff Carly: cant act like i dont love it now Ali: can but it'd be a blatant lie Ali: right tongue workout, Gaelic, like Carly: thatll be why you bothered & i never Carly: very gay of you Ali: odds already stacked against me being 50% scum Ali: had to do what i could, babe Carly: help me out then Carly: my da's trying to start a fight w ronan's da who dont even speak english Carly: funny or fucked that he thinks thats where i go Carly: guaranteed his da is calling me a slag while my dad does the same Carly: ha Ali: 😒 Ali: fight for your honour or gtfo Ali: So stupid Ali: want me to rock up translator cum where you've been wasting your time? Carly: i told em all ive been too busy having 3ways w you & the golden god but they aren't having it Carly: gonna have to give you all a show, am i lads that aint what you want da but its what ill do k Carly: walking away before they start kissing themselves Carly: the tension Ali: Oh, middle-aged straight men Ali: never far away from a crisis or homoerotic awakening Ali: Join the club Carly: grab another beer lads itll be alright Carly: im not knocked up or running off with your lad Carly: do wanna get out of here tho Ali: Oh he is not potential baby daddy material at all Ali: Please Ali: come over or you wanna go somewhere else Ali: think my Da is firing up the BBQ, another staple of manliness Ali: sure we can keep him from brawling and strictly on the burgers tho Carly: who is Carly: get me on the ferry before you get me down the aisle Carly: k im walking Carly: keep me company babe Ali: valid Ali: benefits of being a gay is no awkward hush hush trips to England Ali: of course Carly: if only my parents believed i like you Carly: get back to slagging me off for other shit Carly: irish at me again. i liked it Ali: Bit offended, like, have you seen me guys? I'm a sensation Carly: i dont think they know who you are sorry Ali: Tá tuillte agat ar fud an domhain, Carly Walsh Ali: at least I can dramatically ask 'em then and really fucking mean my shock horror Carly: if you don't live on site you don't exist Carly: do i need to be offended at what you're saying about me in that gay tongue twister Ali: everyone got their own bubble Ali: i found out the world extends beyond the end of my street tho but you do you lads, it is easier that way Ali: tho not safer, ask ginge 😈 Ali: i hope not Ali: was nice, promise Carly: i wanna see more of it than this Carly: like you said wheres the fun in easy Carly: shit yea shes your ronan like Carly: she gonna show herself at the bbq Carly: i believe you, you don't kno how to be anything else to me even if you should Ali: You will Ali: Make sure of it Ali: I've shown you the stars, gonna show you the wonders on this world too, scout's honour Ali: omg, so is Ali: although she doesn't occasionally come by when she's horny Ali: so we're safe Ali: she'd never trust me serving her a bevvy, like 🧙‍♀️ #witchesbrew Ali: why should I? don't be telling me what to do woman 😜 Carly: maybe she should Carly: she might be less sad and mad once she's had a ride w you Carly: you gonna play like you don't like it now Carly: just in the bedroom k hear you Ali: I'll put it out there Ali: get ready to cover my bruises this time Ali: 😏 Ali: time and a place, baby Carly: if you're showing her what real magic is she can't be mad Carly: but if she is she can go through me i got you girl Carly: wont beat me a second time like Ali: my lil million dollar baby Ali: into it Carly: your sister would be too Carly: not in the same way but would get her on side Ali: she's so on side Ali: now she knows you ain't tryna be my bosom bud like that Carly: she still dont vibe w me tho Carly: i kno it wasnt just that Ali: she's just shy, don't worry Ali: no one out here you need to impress but me and i already am Carly: what about your ma and da Carly: i kno they arent shy Carly: how do you want me to play that Ali: just be you you don't gotta do anything more or less baby Carly: im scared Ali: you don't have to be, I swear, Ma's not as bad as she 👀 and my Da's a big softie Ali: you can just come as my friend, they aren't gonna pry Carly: k Carly: i trust you Carly: itll be fun yea Ali: s2g Ali: you can meet Tommo, you'll like him Ali: and your fave will be dying for your attention, obvs Carly: mystery boy Carly: is he hot like your other brothers Ali: i'm not gonna confirm or deny 'cos bit weird Ali: also potentially rude if I nah it 'cos I reckon he ain't your type Ali: I cannot promise hot brothers making an appearance but you might get 🍀 Carly: hot sister then Carly: I dont mean my fangirl but the older one Ali: package deal with the freckly one Ali: not rock, weirddd Ali: but see, so ready with the compliments they're gonna 💚 u Carly: he's hot too Carly: & you kno i think the littlest is such a cutie Carly: but i dont wanna compliment anyone but you Ali: I'm not gonna complain about that Carly: better not cuz im almost at yours Carly: its too hot to turn around & walk back Ali: yay! Ali: lemme come get you Ali: i wanna kiss you before we have to be social Carly: i want you to kiss me whenever you feel like it Ali: might just take you up on that Carly: do cuz it means i can too Ali: deal 💚