#dad!joonas

[poodlejoonas]

Joonas, trying to open a cabinet: C'mon child safety lock, you know it's me.

#blind channel #dad!blind channel #joonas porko #dad!joonas #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #meanwhile kirsten's in the other room snuggling the baby and trying not to laugh her ass off

[mondscheinprinzessin]

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#blind channel #can someone please insert Joel and Joonas on the ice so Aleksi can watch his kids proudly?😄 #and don't worry Aleksi I think there's a lot of people here liking you in a cough dad cough role #I wonder what he's avoiding since he's so active on social media lately

[samyelbanette]

From Blind Channel’s Instagram story. September 27th, 2023.

#blind channel #niko vilhelm #joel hokka #joonas porko #Niko looks so good 😳 #but he also looks like a dad who had to step in to make the Twins stop fighting 😅

[circadianaa]

ALRIFHT YEAH JEDI SELF INSERT !!! I POSTED THIS AT 6AM AFTER 22 HOURS NO SLEEP AND THEN IMMEDIATELY DELETED IT SO IF YOU SAW IT EARLIER NO YOU DIDNT !!!!!

#joona caegris #my art #art #circadraws #jedisona #jedi oc #self insert #star wars #star wars oc #sw #star wars the clone wars #yeah mace is their master because i think it’s really funny but also i feel like he’d be a really good dad #jedi dad COPPED #also note on pronouns they generally prefer they/them but occasional he makes them happy too! #<- me #oc refs

[darkerthanblack-666]

joonasbc story

#.videos #blind channel #aleksi kaunisvesi #joonas porko #dad? 😂

[intheupside]

who would survive on a deserted island (dkpitt)

Bryan Rust: I feel like Harkins probably could. He seems like a guy who would be climbing trees and cutting them down with his bare hands, maybe even chewing them down. I think he would do well.

Reilly Smith: I wouldn't say any of us! No, you know what? Harks. Harks could survive. He can probably find weird things to eat. He'd be sufficient at just getting by.

Jansen Harkins: Ned. He just seems resourceful, and I feel like he could just chill. I don't think he needs too much.

Alex Nedeljkovic: Jars. He seems like an outdoorsy guy. Survivalist? I don't know if that's a real word.

P.O Joseph. Not Ned! I'm going to say Gravy. He's from the Maritimes, I feel like they know a little about the outdoors is my guess. On a serious note, I think Ned would definitely be someone that would be good at it, just his capacity of adjusting in places. He would be good at it.

Lars Eller: Sid. He seems to be going different ways about things, about a lot of things. He doesn't rely too much on new technology, let's just say that.

Jake Guentzel: Sid. He's just an outdoorsman, that's kind of his vibe. I'm sure he could find something to live off of.

Chad Ruhwedel: Sid or Carts, or myself. They seem like they could handle themselves in a tough situation. I think I would do OK.

Kris Letang: Sid, he lives in the middle of the woods.

Erik Karlsson: Sid. I just feel like he would be very creative and would probably figure out a way to sustain himself for as long as he needed.

Valtteri Puustinen: I would say Kopi (Joona Koppanen). He's the smartest guy, I think. He knows what he's doing. I think if I went with myself? I'm dying. But he's a smart guy.

Joona Koppanen: I'll take Carts. He has the wisdom and the dad strength.

Colin White: John Ludvig. I feel like he's pretty handy, he'd like the outdoors like that.

Drew O'Connor: Luds, probably. He seems like he would. Look at him! He seems like an animal, don't you think?

John Ludvig: I'm going to say Cookie (Noel Acciari). Cookie's a burly man, he can handle himself. I'm pretty sure he'd find a way to survive wherever he was. I'll go with him.

Noel Acciari: Rudy (Chad Ruhwedel). He has a military background with his dad, he just seems handy.

Marcus Pettersson: Rudy. I think he's pretty handy, he could make something out of nothing, make himself a good shelter. That's big, I think he could build a shelter. Raks is a good fisherman, but the problem is he's alone on that island. He doesn't touch the fish, he hates touching the fish. He doesn't do it. So it'd be a problem, he'd need somebody with him.

Jonathan Gruden: I feel like Petey (Marcus Pettersson) would be good, just being around him for a little bit. He's pretty good, he could work his way around it and survive. Not OC. But P.O could maybe survive too. (Me: Half the team picked P.O for who couldn't survive.) I've got P.O's back! Maybe he's fooling me.

Magnus Hellberg: Can I pick myself? I'm really big into the outdoors and hiking, hunting, fishing. I think I've watched every season of Alone and all those survival shows. I like to be out in nature. When I think about all the guys, I feel like I'm the most nerdy with that stuff, spend a lot of time on the water. I would say myself, but in a humble way.

Rickard Rakell: I think Sid would do pretty well. I feel like he lives out in nowhere over the summer.

Sidney Crosby: I think I'd say Ricky (Rakell). He's pretty chill, I think he's got some survival instincts. He's got the tools.

Ryan Graves: Maybe Jars, I feel like he's outdoorsy.

Jesse Puljujarvi: Maybe Jarry. I heard he stays on a farm? So that's why.

Tristan Jarry: Tanger. He'd find someone to come pick him up.

#pittsburgh penguins #sidney crosby #kris letang #erik karlsson #tristan jarry #ryan graves

[you-will-return]

Omw to Munich rn and since I have nothing to do I wanted to share the bracelets I'm planning to give to the guys today

(I've had like no sleep over the past week or so, so some of these might be really stupid but I thought they were funny)

1) green/ blueish B-Rock-Olli for Olli, thanks @catboyolli for the idea <33 I cackled the entire time I was making it but I'm kinda scared of having to explain it to him lmao

2) Porkito for Joonas, frankly I was out of ideas and I thought it was kinda cute... the pig/pink thing was a coincidence

3) Big Bad Wolf/ Wolves bracelet for Joel, blue to compliment his eyes lol It feels a bit too basic imo but I, again, was kinda grasping for straws here and he seemed to like the wolf sticker from last time so here we are 👍🏻 btw at first I made this too small so then I overcompensated and now it's as big as Tommi's

4) Unent-bär-lich for Tommi in orange, it's a german pun combining the words for irreplaceable and bear and tbh I fear when I explain it to him he will either nod or just stare back at me with a blank expression and I can only hope it's not the latter

5) Pawesome in kinda rainbow(??) for Aleksi, a dog pun for my favourite dog owner. Tbh this one might be my favourite bc I love the pearls and colour combos so much

6) Purrfect for Niko, "cat dad gets a cat pun" as Maxi said and yea, yellow for the yellow beanie my beloved <333

Edit: forgot to mention it but all of them have butterfly charms attached for "butterfly effect" haha

[lnights]

@10yearsofblindchannel

Aleksi day! 1328 words, Joel/Joonas, Joel/Joonas/Aleksi.

Aleksi always knew he was going to be in the music industry.

His dad would take him around while he worked with his clients, one of his earliest memories was running around a studio; he was exposed early and he knew working in music is what he wanted to do.

He hadn't thought it would be DJing when he was younger, he had loved the little rock band he had with his friends, he had thought he looked so cool as a drummer.

But like the vast majority of childhood bands they had faded, everyone going their own way. And while he had been studying music production he came to find his love for sampling as well as percussion, some experimentation led him to buy his first deck and becoming a DJ had become his career path 

But of course he still loves rock and metal, that wouldn't go away just because he found himself working with more pop artists both for remixes and production. He liked to think his taste was varied, after all. 

Which is how he found himself at Bring Me The Horizon, all alone because none of his friends had wanted to go, but there was no way he would miss them when they were actually in Helsinki headlining.

He has been waiting in line before the venue opened, hoping to go to a good spot, but the overwhelming urge to get merch had won out and he found himself in line, just hoping the hoodie he wanted would still be in stock in his size by the time he got up there. And maybe a-

Someone knocked into him from behind, making him stumble into the two people standing in front of him.

"Hey!" The taller of the two turned to look at him with a scowl.

"Sorry," Aleksi said quickly "someone bumped into me and- wait a minute, I know you."

The person standing next to him turned around at that, an equally unamused look on his face, somewhat undercut by rounded cheeks and platinum blonde hair in his eyes

"You guys are from Blind Channel right?" Aleksi asked with a smile, "I love your guys' music! I've been listening to Another Sun on repeat and Darker Than Black is-"

The taller of the two, Aleksi was pretty sure his name was Joel, snorted. "Oh now you like our music? Where was that enthusiasm five months ago?"

Aleksi frowned, "what do you mean?"

"Joel-" the other member, their guitarist? Put a hand on his arm

"I reached out to you about a collab," Joel told him, "I heard your stuff on the radio and thought you might like to remix one of our songs or we could work together or something, you left me on read!"

'No I didn't!" Aleksi told him, "I never leave people on read, if I don't want to work with them I just tell them that. I wouldn't have…" He felt the blood drain from his face; he had a distinct memory of getting the message right when he was leaving the house to do a day's full of errands. He had told himself he would reply when he got home and could devote more time to it.

He must have completely forgotten.

"Oh shit." Aleksi groaned, "I swear that was an accident, I would absolutely want to work with you guys."

The shorter of the two hummed, "really?"

"Yes!" Aleksi nodded hard, "I promise it was an accident. Can I buy you guys a beer?"

The taller laughed, "yeah, I think you can do that."

It didn't take long before the three of them were chatting like old friends, newly acquired merch and beers in their hands while they found spots to enjoy the concert.

Despite the misstep, Joel still wanted to work with him and Joonas insisted he should meet the rest of the band in Oulu eventually.

"Did the rest of them not want to come to this?" Aleksi asked.

"This was actually a trip for our anniversary." Joonas told him, "we've been together for three years as of a month ago."

Joel smiled and wrapped an arm around Joonas' waist.

"Congratulations." Aleksi told them, the two of them certainly made a striking pair, both tall and handsome with sparkling blue eyes and-

No, he didn't need to go down that line of thought.

They enjoyed the concert, talking more between songs and dancing to the music with Joonas while Joel bobbed his head and jumped along, all three of them singing along to the songs; they left in the crush of people and Joel took one of his hands and Joonas took the other so they wouldn't get separated from each other.

Aleksi tried to not think how warm it was, especially when they didn't let go of him as they got to the parking lot. Their cars were surprisingly close to each other and the three of them ended up leaning against his while they watched everyone else leave.

"We've been talking for way over an hour." Joonas eventually murmured.

Aleksi blinked and looked at his phone, he would have sworn it had only been twenty minutes, but it was closer to two hours than one since the concert had let out, the parking lot basically empty.

"Oh wow." Aleksi said, "didn't you guys say you were going to drive back tonight?"

"Yeah, it's a long drive but we couldn't find a hotel room for the night." Joel sighed, running a hand over his face.

"Come stay the night with me." Aleksi blurted out before he could think it through, "I have an apartment nearby."

Joel and Joonas exchanged looks, communicating silently. "That would be great." Joel told him with a smile, "we'll follow you over."

Aleksi nodded and went to get in his car, his mouth suddenly dry when he realized he didn't have a guest bed and the couch wouldn't hold both of them.

Should he offer to let them share the bed and he take the couch? Rilla would like that.

He truly wondered if he had gone crazy, inviting two strangers over to his home, but the worry faded as they parked and he led them up, their easy banter picking up where it had left off.

Joonas went nuts for Rilla, who was woken up by them opening the door, and they all ended up on the couch to talk more about music and work and everything under the sun.

It was well passed two in the morning when they all admitted to being tired.

"I can grab pillows and blankets," Aleksi yawned, "but I don't have a guest bed, I should have mentioned…"

"Don't worry about it," Joel told him, "we would have been happy on the floor."

"Or with you." Joonas mumbled, eyes half shut and leaning against Joel.

Aleksi blinked at him, "do… do you guys want to?"

Joel looked away but gave a small nod, Joonas smiling a little.

Heat shot through Aleksi and he got up to lead them to his room, Joel and Joonas waiting for his nod of approval before discarding their jeans and crawling into bed in their boxers and band shirts.

Aleksi smiled a bit at how Joel took the middle, Joonas spooning him in a way that seems instinctual. He slid under the blankets next to him and closed his eyes, falling asleep easily and much more comfortable than he should have.

He woke up only a couple hours later, Joel and Joonas still fast asleep, and it took him a moment to realize why he was awake. Joel had tugged him closer and was hugging him like a teddy bear.

Maybe he should be uncomfortable, after all he didn't really know Joel, but he could feel his warmth on his back, feel a hand that had to be Joonas' in his hair, and he couldn't help but smile a little.

He dozed off again, feeling safe.

#10yearsofblindchannel #im an awkward 🦇 #my fic #i couldn't help but write about the concert #and there was only one bed! 😂

[poodlejoonas]

Well, shit--

(** for legal reasons, this is a dad AU reference **)

#blind channel #joonas porko #dad!joonas #dad!blind channel #shitpost #i wish i'd seen this when i was actually writing the original scene

[mondscheinprinzessin]

Maybe Joel found Allu already turned in some abandoned place, scared out of his mind, and just couldn't leave the baby there, all alone? 🥺 /🐍

What if (depending on what kind of vampire we’re using for the story) a vampire, young himself so he didn’t know exactly what he was doing, accidentally turned Aleksi although he just wanted to use him to feed and thought he was just unconscious and left him without knowing what he actually did.

And Aleksi would never go down without a fight so he may have managed to hurt the vampire somehow (he feral Aleksi just biting him in the arm) and that’s what it did to seal the deal.

So he wakes up all alone, can’t remember what happened, his mind just producing blurred pictures, but he feels different. He doesn’t know what’s going on, but he’s thirsty, cold, and feels like everything is too much.

Along comes Joel who was out and about because and he picks up the scent or sound idk and just has to look and when he sees these big blue frightened eyes and shivering young vampire, he can’t just leave him there.

Aleksi may not know who he is, but he feels safer than staying in a house that he doesn’t know in a part of a city he doesn’t recognize with a mind that doesn’t help him out to remember how he got there.

Joonas and Joel would care for him so well<3

#answered #vampire BC my beloved #now welcoming dads Joonas and Joel #snake

[ifidiedinadream]

I can't see Joel as a dad but as the cool (cringy) uncle. Once the child is old enough he would definitely help them learn how to drive a bike or give them guitar lessons, introduce them to music or gift them their first tiny leather jacket (hopefully the little one won’t get into downhill biking and give their parents a heart attack 😅) (I somehow imagined all this with Joonas' first child)

THIS IS SO FUCKIN CUTE HELLO??? 😭😭😭 it's so easy to picture this!!

#fantasies

[rpf-bat]

Flufftober Drabbles, Day 2: “You’ve Told Your Parents?”

I went with Olli/Joonas for this one. It’s 908 words. 🏳️‍🌈

The performance at QStock had gone well. Olli’s mother had said as much, when she greeted him, as soon as he came offstage.

Olli’s father, however, looked unimpressed. The stern doctor had only recently stopped pressuring his son to go back to nursing school. It had taken coming in sixth place in Eurovision, for Mr. Matela to accept that hey, maybe this band thing could be a viable career, after all.

“I think he gets it now, that you’re in this for the long haul,” Joonas whispered, seeming to read Olli’s mind.

Olli jumped, when he realized Joonas was standing behind him. He’d spaced out at some point, while setting his bass guitar down.

“Wow, it only took him eight years to get it,” Olli hissed back, rolling his eyes.

“Come on, let’s go say hi to him,” Joonas encouraged. “He stood in the front row, for the whole show, just to see you.”

“Yeah, he stood there frowning the whole time,” Olli protested.

“But he didn’t have to come - and he did. So I was thinking…maybe we should tell your parents about….us tonight,” Joonas whispered.

“What?” Olli blinked. “Why?”

Joonas frowned - this wasn’t the reaction he’d been expecting.

“I, um, already told mine,” the guitarist confessed.

“B-But we’ve only been dating for a few months,” Olli bleated.

“I know, but I was excited!” Joonas said sheepishly, scratching his blonde curls.

“Well, the difference between you and me,” Olli sighed, “is that you told your parents you were bi, when you were eighteen.”

“Olli,” Joonas realized, eyes widening, “does your dad still not know that you’re queer?!”

“Sssh!” Olli hushed him. There were many people milling about the large backstage area - their bandmates, the crew, and their families.

“Everyone in the band already knows,” Joonas said, still too loud, “so I assumed..”

“I’ll tell him when I’m ready,” Olli sighed.

“Babe, we’re going to Kuopio tomorrow, to play another festival,” Joonas reminded him. “And then we’re going to Germany to play Wacken. Then, as soon as this festival season ends, we’re jumping straight into the Europe tour. If you don’t tell him today, then, well… we probably won’t be back in Oulu until Christmas.”

“Is there a reason it can’t wait?” Olli asked hesitantly.

“I just….I don’t want him to find out, because he saw a picture of us making out in a tabloid magazine,” Joonas sighed. “Part of me wants to tell the fans - like, make an Instagram post and everything. But, our families deserve to know, before the rest of the world does.”

“You’re right,” Olli decided. “I’m twenty six years old….it’s time to man up, and just tell him.”

“I’ll be right by your side,” Joonas promised, lacing his black-painted fingertips with his boyfriend’s.

Together, they strolled over to where Mr. Matela was standing, having a conversation with Joonas’ grandma.

“Hi, Mummo,” Joonas said with a friendly wave.

“Hi, sweetie!” the old woman said excitedly. “Oh, don’t you look so handsome, in your new hockey jersey?”

“Yeah,” Joonas blushed, “I thought it was very nice for Karpat to give us these.”

“Oh, yes - and your show was wonderful,” she complimented.

“Thank you,” Joonas mumbled. “Mummo, is it okay with you if we talk to Olli’s dad alone for a second?”

“Sure, sweetie,” his grandmother nodded. “I think I see Joel’s mother over there. I’m going to go see what she’s up to.”

“Hello, Olli,” Mr. Matela said, in the same even tone he always used.

“Hi, Dad,” Olli said, his heart racing anxiously. “H-How did you like the show?”

“It was fine,” the silver-haired man shrugged, eyeing Olli’s hand (that Joonas was still clutching) suspiciously.

“So, umm….,” Olli hesitated. “I have something to tell you.”

Joonas squeezed his hand even tighter.

Just rip the Band-Aid off, he told himself. If he reacts poorly, then, well, you’re leaving town tomorrow anyway.

“Yes, son?” his father prompted, his face betraying no expression. “What is it?”

“Joonas and I….,” Olli began.

“We’re dating,” Joonas finished for him.

Olli waited for angry words - maybe even shouting.

Instead, his father simply nodded.

“Well, of course you are,” Mr. Matela said simply.

“Huh?!” Olli gasped. “Dad, what the hell do you mean?”

“Olli….,” the older man sighed. “Joonas has been coming over to our house, since you were eleven years old. I feel like we know him by now, almost as well as we know you. And from high school onward, he always acted so….flamboyant. No matter how many times you told your mother and I that the two of you were just friends…we know you. It was obvious to us, that you felt something more for him.”

It was true - Olli had pined for Joonas, ever since his teenage years. But, he’d only gotten the balls to tell Joonas how he felt, this year, during the US tour. And Joonas had reciprocated his feelings, but…

“You knew?!” Olli gasped. “You knew, and you didn’t say anything?”

“I figured you would tell us when you were ready,” Mr. Matela shrugged.

“So….you’re not mad?” Olli asked quietly.

“Of course not,” his father smiled. “It’s because I know Joonas so well. I know he’s trustworthy. I’ve had fifteen years to get used to the idea. So, I’m sure he’ll be a suitable partner for you.”

Olli didn’t realize he was crying, until Joonas reached up to help him wipe away the eyeliner, that was running down his face.

#blind channel rpf #joonas porko x olli matela #flufftober2022

[lonelyvomit]

Abby, can i use your finnish skils again? 🥺😮‍💨 what is written on the envelope in the last Joonas' story with Joonas? 🤔🥺

wonderful Father's Day studio day to teddybear dad!

gritty riffs, strong fiddles, clattering comps and lively singing to your studio day, wishes Olli and Aleksi

none of that makes sense in english but I tried 😂😂

#asks

[where-pain-is-so-pretty]

ﾟ ☾ ﾟ ｡⋆ Masterlist ⋆｡ ﾟ ☁︎｡

🍯 = Fluff 💔= Hurt/Comfort ⛈️= Angst 🌶️= Smut

* = Part of December Project

Blind Channel:

• Whole Band x Reader Imagines: BC helping you through a break up BC with an inexperienced partner BC reassuring you about your appearance BC helping you put sunscreen on (minus Joonas) Helping the guys fall asleep Having sex in their or their partners childhood room Surprising the guys on tour Wet Dream

• Aleksi x Reader Full Fics:

🍯Everything I could have asked for * 🍯🌶️Baby, I would die for you * 🌶️Like Coca-Cola, spiked with aromas

Imagines: 🌶️Masturbating for Aleksi and teasing him 🌶️Him teasing you while sharing a room with one of the guys

• Joel x Reader (Joel Thoughts Masterlist HERE)

Full Fics: 🍯I want you so bad in all the worst ways ⛈️💔Living Inside My Own Confusion * 🌶️If you love me right * 💔Homesick 🌶️Try not to distract me 💔Was not meant to be Imagines: 🌶️Teasing him until he snaps 🍯💔Joel leaving you his hoodie before tour 🍯💔Spooning him 💔Joel comforting you 🍯Canceling your date plans to stay inside 🍯🌶️Joel pinning you down 🍯💔Dad Joel Part 1 🍯Dad Joel Part 2 🍯🌶️Joel in a bathtub 🍯Late Night Travels 🍯Holding Hands 🌶️Taking a shower 🌶️Getting off on his leg and voice 🌶️Riding him 🌶️Hot sex with him 🍯Sleepless night with Joel on the bus 🌶️Licking and kissing his chest 💔🍯🌶️Staying with him on the bus when he's having a bad day 🍯Joel doing household chores you hate 🌶️Catching him having some alone time 🍯Floor time with Joel 🍯🌶️Joel being cringy 🍯Visting Joel on tour 🍯Welcoming Joel home on a small tour break • Joonas x Reader

Full Fics: 🍯I think I found where I belong * ⛈️💔The Boy In The Black Dress * 🍯*lipstick emoji* 🍯Smiley faces and sunscreen 💔Caught in a panic Imagines:

💔Coming out as trans(ftm) to Joonas 🌶️Licking Joonas' chest 🌶️Having sex in his fluffy jacket 🍯🌶️Post sex cuddles

• Niko x Reader

Full Fics:

🍯Our own little galaxy * 🌶️💔We ain’t got nothing else to do *

• Olli x Reader

Full Fics:

🌶️Tell me how to touch myself 🍯A day alone, only that would be death * Imagines: 🍯🌶️Taking a bath with him 🌶️Morning Sex 🌶️Pegging Olli

• Tommi x Reader

Full Fics: 🍯Hold me close * 💔Don't Go * Imagines: 🍯🌶️Surprising him on his B-day 🌶️ Birthday sex 💔Tommi helping you with your Anxiety Attacks • (T)Error Twins x Reader Imagines: 🍯Taking your boyfriend (Joel) on a weekend off • Olli x Aleksi x Reader 🌶️Threesome

Lost Society:

• Samy x Reader Imagines: 🍯Soft Headcanons

Crashdiet:

• Gabriel Keyes x Reader

Full Fics: 🌶️💔🍯 Let’s rest for a while, love 🍯“You are pretty!” “And you are drunk!”

Robin Packalen:

• Robin x Reader Full Fics: 🍯🌶️Just let me know

Crossovers:

Samy x Joel x Reader Imagines: 🌶️Them fucking you in and on a car 🍯Cuddling with them

#blind channel rpf #blind channel x reader #joel hokka #joonas porko #aleksi kaunisvesi #tommi lalli #alex mattson #niko vilhelm #olli matela #joonas porko x reader #joel hokka x reader #aleksi kaunisvesi x reader #olli matela x reader #tommi lalli x reader #niko vilhelm x reader #gabriel keyes #gabriel keyes x reader

[mondayborn]

Now Allu is calling Joel dad on main 😳 This man has a daddy kink and you cannot convince me otherwise

Meaning of 'dad wants to try':

a. daddy kink on main

b. Joonas is mum and Joel is dad

c. implies that Joel is old

d. all the above

Choose the correct answer 🤭

#ive got mail #egglish