#damn i miss disneyland can u tell

[jupiter-pls]

(look, im sorry idk if read more is still a thing/on the app but i can't see it im hoping tumblr does that auto read more thing if not IM SORRY! i just need things written out for my brain sometimes)

ya girl had a cheeky weekend in amsterdam to have just one good night...and afternoon 🖤🧡🖤 it's been the. best. and i spent it with some wonderful people who im missing so, so much 💖 (there's a group photo of my pals when i had gone on to m&g round 2 with them holding up my art that makes me SOB! 😭 goodest of eggs!) and ill remember it all for a long, long time. got to give dan the new piece after telling/showing him the piece from back at the start of tour needed a companion piece & the reasoning behind it. he was so SO sweet and said how he loves my style, especially with the circles always being used (😭😭😭) and then pointed out the photo backdrop with the eclipse on 🥺 yes 🥺 love a weird wonky dan heart too 🥰 i was a bit annoyed with myself cause i felt/heard myself fully tripping over my words and ugh but! it was really really lovely...

m&g no.2 however! 💖💖💖💖 (look, i panic brought a resale ticket cause i was so nervous about the matinée getting canceled in the wake of the promoters bullshit on this tour and knew i would be beyond heartbroken if it had happened) god, that felt so so special and im going to remember it forever 😭 i got so many laughs out of him and SO MANY HUGS idk what was going on there i guess being able to actually get my words out was the cause? (just lots of thankful words for the tour, meaning i could meet my wonderful friends, the show being something so special & important and that he BELONGS on a stage that is is home!) id been talking myself in & out of taking minnie ears for a photo for WEEKS, would i be ~brave enough to ask for a photo in them? no i couldn't it's too scary! but i found the perf wad aesthetic ones for him and dlp is my favourite place in the world, this was actually important to me! (see me fully not being alright when he got that fleece thing from anaheim disneyland...if u got to meet him in that ur on my list 😭) after a moment from him of "um...what are those?!" and telling him look, it's important! we got a bunch of photos with him declaring "ok these are cute, oh my god we're so cute!" yes! ears are silly & over the top but they are fun! and cute! and make u feel like a kid! told him he probs has no use for them but he can keep them if he'd like (the orange ones...not my prince charming carousel ones!) and he was all 🥺 that's such a sweet gift thank you 🥺 (also this is all backwards, we did the ears photos before everything else). i mentioned while i was so excited for the show again, it was bittersweet as it was my last one and i love that he responded with his whole damn chest that i better make sure i make it to the next tour then...that boy is never going to stop doing shows and i love that for him SO SO MUCH LIVE UR FUCKING DREAM! 😭😭😭

i had a whole lot of feelings during that last show, "embrace the void/one good night" really getting to me after getting that most recent sketch done & all the feelings that went into that and my decision to do it...it's all so much.

ALSO! getting to meet & spend time with some really, really special people ive gotten to know in this fandom and them being what made the weekend so incredibly special 💜 saying goodbye to those folks was hard but they all give the nicest hugs. i really hope i can see them all again in the not too distant future, thank you for making this trip all it was 🥰

tl;dr dan is the best boy in the world and deserves ALL the good things in the universe & i have some incredible people im lucky enough to call my friends 🪐

#give me a fucken jupiter emoji! #sorry for the heckin wall of text sometimes u just need to get a bunch of things out #wadsterdam #wad #wad spoilers #were all doomed #daniel howell #my heart has burst it was just too full

[wheezingghoulbois]

i am in awe of how hyper-specific ur disney knowledge is that you KNOW that the sword in the stone attraction is right next to that particular carousel. like ma'am ... howw. also you know what that carousel is called??? but it's just horses???? HOW?? i bow before our disney sovereign - gay shoes anon

alskfjaslkfjalksfjalksfj okay there’s only 1 carousel ride in disneyland (and one in California Adventure, it’s sister park but its a toy story western theme so it looks VERY different), and disneyland’s is called King Arthur’s Carousel, hence the sword in the stone thing right in front of it! but i know where ryan is in that photo just because like... okay the line for the ride wraps around the side of the carousel, as well as the fact its smack in the middle of fantasyland so theres a LOT of foot traffic so he can’t of been on the sides of the ride, And theres a clearing FOR photo shoots right next to the sword in the stone, so... that’s where he is💖 i also know disneyland bricks... and floors.... dont ask alskfjalksjfklaksf. i have literally probably around 500+ trips to disney under my belt like disneyland hates me bc im the passholder who they dont make money off of bc i USE the shit out of my pass and dont buy merch or food unless i have a gift card or im like starving. i appreciate ur awe but truly it just comes from me literally going to the park Too Much alfkjalksfjlaksf. genuinely i could walk around disney blindfolded and be fine. i have definitely helped lost families find their way to attractions, bathrooms, meet and greets etc lmao.and have helped folks score those rise of the resistance aka the big star wars ride boarding passes bc some ppl just Don’t Know u need the app and to have ur tickets linked and have to be there AT park opening and have to get onto the app a certain way to boost ur chances like it’s difficult lmao (also That is why ryan hasn’t ridden rise yet like he’s mention he tried but failed bc yeah it takes prep, knowledge, and luck lmao)

#gay shoes anon #i can tell if a photo was taken at disney by gates-brick-tile-flooring-p much anything #my useless superpower #i literally do not know how many times ive been to disneyland 500 is lowballing it tbh #bc ive had a pass for like 8 years on and off #and near the begining i was doing weekly trips at LEAST #so that like 60 trips a year #its less than that the past couple #mostly bc now when i go i spend the whole day #i used to just go and spend like 3-4 hours #i'd say my avg trips yearly now is like 35-40 #2-3 trips a month sounds right lmao #another fun fact is my mom helped do translation for some of shanghai disneyland's ride manuals! #including the ride manual for the carousel lmao #asks #wow that ask got away from me im sorry #disney rambles #my rambles #damn i miss disneyland can u tell #its so fucking funny one time a dude tried to impress me #with his star wars land knowledge at a bar #not realizing #he was trying to impress the wrong gal i knew more than he did alsfjalksf #Anonymous

[lovemesomesurveys]

Is your nose stuffed up at the moment? Nope.

Do you like apples? Not especially. I couldn’t even tell you the last time I had one.

Do you ever read the newspaper? No. I read my news online for the most part and catch some on TV.

Is anyone in your house sick? No.

Someday do you ever want to go and see the Egyptian pyramids? Damn, it’s almost a 16 hour flight to Egypt from California.

Have you ever seen the Statue of Liberty? No. I’ve never even been to New York.

When’s the last time you got your hair cut? Back in February.

When’s the last time you rode a bike? Never.

Spring or summer? Spring out of the two, but meh. It means summer is next and that I don’t like.

Do you like to go sledding in the winter? I’ve never done it.

Do any of your friends’ boyfriend/girlfriends annoy you? I don’t have friends.

What time is it? 5:24AM.

Will you be calling someone tomorrow? No.

Have you smiled today? Yeah.

Do you wish you could start over with anyone? Sometimes.

Do you like Kid Cudi? I liked Day ‘n’ Nite. Whatever happened to him?

Or, who is your favorite rapper? Some that I listen to are Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B, Nicki Minaj,  Drake, Post Malone, Travis Scott, DaBaby, Roddy Ricch, Bryson Tiller, Tory Lanez...

Have you ever created a survey? Once, a longggg time ago. Like, during the Xanga days sometime. 

Where were you today? I’m at home and that’s where I’ll stay. 

When was the last time you had to give bad news? I’m usually the one receiving the bad news.

Were you sad today? Sad is one of my personality traits.

Do you take any foreign language classes? I’m not in school anymore, but I did in high school and one semester in college.

When’s the last time you received bad news? My doctor wanting me to do ridiculous xrays that aren’t necessary and then throwing in the possibility of doing a spinal cord stimulator and I’m like yeah, absolutely not.

Are your parents together or divorced? They’re still together.

Is there one person you look at and automatically smile? My doggo.

Who are you texting? No one.

What are you doing later on? My Bible study.

Do you wish anyone in particular was still in your life? Yeah, a few people.

Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My mom.

What makes you happy? My doggo, trips to the beach, Disneyland, binging a show with my mom, that first sip of coffee, when it rains, fall, the holidays.

Ever liked someone older than you? Only by a couple years.

Which did you discover first, myspace or Facebook? Myspace. I’m old.

Have you kissed a: A, B, C, D, E, G, K, U, Q, V, T ? D and G. 

What was the last thing you ate and why? Ramen. I like having my nightly bowl of ramen, it’s my thing.

What was the last thing you drank and why? Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink cause I like ‘em.

How many tabs do you have open and what are they? 10: 2 are Tumblr related (1 is my dash and the other is my likes), YouTube, Pinterest, 2 LiveJournal survey blogs, Facebook, a Christian radio website page relating to something my church is doing, a website with different prayers and scriptures related to them, and Spotify. 

What browser do you prefer to use? I only use Chrome.

What’re five random things on your desk besides any computer-related items? I don’t have a desk.

What room are you in right now? Mine.

What color are the walls and floor in that room? White walls, tan carpet.

What’re the items closest to you that’re red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, pink, white, gray, brown, black, silver and gold? Red: Red and black plaid throw pillow. Orange: Orange highlighter.  Yellow: Yellow highlighter. Green: Baby Yoda plushie. Blue: Mist fan. Purple: There’s some purple on one of my pillows. Pink: Bottle of Pepto Bismol. White: There’s white on my Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink can. Grey: My remote.  Brown: My Baby Yoda plushie is wearing brown. Black: Laptop keyboard. Silver: My laptop. Gold: A gold garland strand across my dresser from last Christmas. :X

Out of all the things you listed above, which is your favorite? Baby Yoda plushie! 

What kind of chair are you sitting in? I’m sitting on my bed.

Where would you prefer to be right now? I want to be right here.

Do you have any plans this weekend? No.

Are you excited for anything this month? This month is just about over, so I’m hoping it starts to cool down soon.

What’s the date today? It’s September 28th.

Is there anything special about today? No.

How’re you physically feeling right now? Tired and my stomach is messing with me.

How’re you emotionally feeling right now? Blah.

Have you ever traveled outside of your home country? I’ve been to Mexico once.

Can you speak, read and/or write in another language besides English? Some Spanish.

What language course did you take in school, if any? Four years of Spanish in high school and one semester in college.

What language would you most like to learn? I’d like to be fluent in Spanish.

What grade are you in right now? I’m done with school.

What would you like to get a degree in? I have my BA in psych.

What was you dream job when you were a little kid? I wanted to be a teacher.

What happened to that dream? I decided it wasn’t what I wanted to do anymore when I got older. I didn’t feel cut out to teach.

Speaking of dreams, when was the last time you had a sleeping dream and what was it about? I always have the most random, weirdest dreams.

Do you have more nightmares or good dreams? Mostly just random and weird.

Do you wake up a lot in the middle of the night? I’m always up all night, so no.

Can you sleep comfortably in another bed besides your own? I can sleep fine in hotel beds. Those are the only other beds I sleep in.

What book are you reading, what genre is it and do you like it so far? “Say You Love Me” by Willow Rose. It’s a murder-mystery and thriller. It’s the 4th book in a series and I’ve really enjoyed them all so far. They’ve all had a really crazy twist I didn’t see coming.

Are you a shorts wearing kind of person? Nope. I never wear shorts.

Is your grandparents’ house obsessively tidy? Yeah.

About how much can you bench press? I can’t at all.

Do you get embarrassed easily? Yes.

Is dinner done yet? It’s 7 in the morning.

Have you ever had your phone die on you in the middle of a conversation? I’m sure it’s happened before.

Is anybody in your family a carpenter? No.

Are you avoiding someone? You could say that.

How social are you? I don’t have a social life at all anymore. 

What’s your favorite primary color? Yellow. 

What were you for Halloween? I stopped dressing up a few years ago.

Do you like hot chocolate? Yeah.

What do you have pierced? Just my earlobes.

What’s your favorite type of tea? Mint or chamomile. 

Do you have any clothes from Walmart? I have a couple shirts.

Are you hungry? Kind of, but my stomach is feeling a little meh.

When did you get a Facebook? Back in 2008.

What color are your eyes? Brown.

How’re you feeling? Tired and blah.

What motivates you? I haven’t felt motivated in a long time...

Can you walk in heels? No.

When was the last time someone asked you your age? I get asked often in surveys.

Why are you taking this survey? I want to.

Do you ever sing in the shower? Yeah.

Do you keep a journal? This is my journal. I share a lot in these surveys.

When is your favorite time of day? When I have my first cup of coffee and the late and early hours when I do my usual routine of surveys and ASMR videos.

How often do you get headaches? Often. 

Have you ever tried a weird flavor of vodka? I had caramel vodka before. I don’t think that’s weird, though.

Do you wear a ring on your finger? Nope.

What are you doing? Besides the obvious, I’m listening to an ASMR video.

What’s the last kind of soup you ate? Ramen.

Do you currently have a sunburn? No. I wasn’t able to have my beach trips this year, which is the only time I spend a significant amount of time outdoors. I’ve hardly been out of the house at all since March.

Could you eat nothing but grilled cheese for a week straight? No.

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? Nah.

Who did you last text? My mom.

Who’d you last call? About what? My mom to ask her something.

Are you currently frustrated with someone? No one but myself.

Have you graduated from high school? Yeah, back in 2008...

Did you receive a good morning text today? I don’t receive those.

Will you be having sex tonight? No.

Do you drink hard liquor? No, I don’t drink anymore.

Have you met anyone new yet today? No. I highly doubt I will.

Do you drink water or soda more often? Water.

Do you straighten your hair? No.

When did you last talk to your brother or sister? Last night.

If you have younger siblings, how old were you when your siblings were born? I was 9 when my brother was born.

Do you watch the Big Bang Theory? No, I never could get into it.

Would you ever pick up gum from the ground and eat it? What in the actual.... NO. Ew, who the hell would do that???

Have you ever gotten stitches? Yeah, several times.

Do you pluck your eyebrows? Yeah.

Think back to the last thing you drank. Did you drink it using a straw? Yeah, I always use a straw.

Do you ever listen to country music? Sometimes.

This time last year were you happier then or now? Neither then or now.

Does your bathroom have a theme to it? No.

From inside of your house, how many doors lead outside? Two.

Do you sometimes use your music player to help you fall asleep? No.

What’s your favorite music video at the moment? I don’t watch music videos anymore. I miss the TRL days, I always looked forward to the top countdown and new video releases.

Can you play the violin? No. I took violin in 4th grade, but I just didn’t enjoy it. Me and the violin didn’t vibe like the piano and I did. I stuck it out for the year and then I was done.

Is the sun shining? Yeah.

Where did you go today? Nowhere.

Have you ever taken a survey while under the influence of drugs or alcohol? Yeah.

Where will you be in an hour? Right here in bed.

Is anyone irritating you? No.

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night? I haven’t gone to bed, yet. 

The last time you burned your tongue or mouth, what were you eating? Probably ramen.

Have your parents ever threatened to throw your things away because your room was messy? No.

Is there any one food you constantly find yourself craving? Boneless wings from Wingstop.

What’s the longest time you’ve ever spent in front of the computer doing surveys? Well, my nightly routine consists of doing surveys. It’s usually between the hours of like 3AM to 7AM. Some of that time is also spent scrolling through my dash, but for the most part it’s doing surveys.

Name someone with big eyes. *shrug*

Do you like the humidity? Nooo.

Who will you hang out with next? My family.

Is your shirt pink? No.

What’s something fuzzy near you? Giraffe stuffed animal.

Are you going to do more surveys? Maybe. I should be going to bed, though...

Who is the most complicated person in your life right now? Me.

Are there a lot of trees in your yard? No, just one.

Did the last type of shoes you wore have laces? Yeah. 

How much money do you have on you right now? Some.

Are you CPR certified? No.

What genre is your favorite movie? I have several favorite movies that fall under the horror, psychological thriller, drama, romantic comedy, comedy, fantasy, and sci-fi genres. 

Are you texting anybody right now? No.

Who was the last person you were in a car with? My mom.

Do you like the picture on your license/I.D. card? No.

What’s your favorite thing to snack on while watching a movie? If I go to the theater then I gotta have popcorn.

When was the last time somebody hit on you? It’s been years.

Was the last person you met a male or female? Female.

Which one of your friends do you feel most comfortable around?

Do you own a map of the world? No.

What brand is your underwear? They’re from JCP.

What’s your favorite Thanksgiving food? Mashed potatoes and gravy and the stuffing.

Is the light on in the room you’re in? Nope.

Who did you last spoon with? I haven’t spooned with anyone.

Are you currently watching TV? It’s on, but I’m not watching it at the moment cause I’m watching/listening to an ASMR video.

Have you ever had surgery ? I’ve had several.

Do you own any clothing that has animal print? No.

Does your family eat dinner together? Sometimes.

Where do you work? I don’t.

Are you in high school? No. I’ve been out of high school for well over a decade now.

Do you have a TV in your room? Yep.

Are any of your electronics charging right now? My phone, laptop, and Nintendo Switch.

What was the last video game you played? Animal Crossings: New Horizons.

#personal #text #survey #surveys #long survey

[swearronchanel]

the durrells finale

Reporting live (not really) and simultaneously crying from Disneyland Paris!!

I’m literally not Fucking ready to say goodbye to this show! My heart hurts

but here goes nothing right

Louisa gracefully opening the window

MY SON LARRY IS BACK!!

Louisa’s sunglasses yes queen 😍

The family is all back together MY HEART IS MELTING

“No you’re too white” me @ the American government

“I did bring you all on an epic Greek journey, which we are still on” YEA BUT NOT FOR LONG 😭

Larry causally brining uP the war

“We’re not going anywhere” GOD ya really just want to be ironic and hurt me

fuck them nazis

HOW IS THIS THE END UGHH I CANT TAKE IT (meanwhile it’s only the credits)

SPOON MAKING LMAO louisa really needs to hook up with spiros she’s losing it

FETUS PIC OF THEO AND GERRY IM CRYIN ALREADY

stop the years pls!!

Aw Galini is back too

Margo has an announcement

“I’m less stupid than I thought I was” LMAO ME AFTER DOING A SEMESTER ABROAD

LOUISA CRINGING AT MARGO LMAOO

“I DONT REALLY REMEMBER” LMAOO LOUISA SKKSKSKS I FELT

Les showing up with the bottle of wine

HE’s living out of his car STOP

LOUISA COME RESCUE HIM PLS😭

“You’ve loved my mother ever since you met her” FUCK YEA LES IS RIGHT

SPIROS PLS MY LOVE COME BAck to MRS DURRELLS

this play is gonna be a shit show I love it

LMAO NIKOS

I need me a Greek babe

“You’re a siren” “obviously” wow I missed Florence 😂

SPIROS IS BACK😭

“I’m realizing that precious things end” THE PAIN THIS IS CAUSING ME

SPIROS IS SO IN LOVE STOP

“LOUISA.. LOUISA..LOUISA” JUST KISS ALREADY !!!

LUGA DAMN IT STOP COCKBLOCKING LMAOO

Theo don’t come with the bad news already please

“Look at me” fuck Theo is so serious and it’s paining him to say it 😭

also not the time to say but I love that he has a pimp cane

Theo can’t even tell Gerry the truth this is so subtly painful

SEX WORSHIP

I love how everyone including Florence knows Margo is planning to have sex LMAO

THE CYCLOPS MASK LMFSO ITLL BE IN MY NIGHTMARES

oh shit here comes the fascism fuck

THE TYPEWRITER TOO?

ya have to blast, just take spiros with u

“AND THE EGG WOMAN AT THE MARKET” LMFAOOOOO STOPPP SHE TOLD EVERYONE

hide your kids hide your wife hide your wireless

“You’ve been so good to me Theo” stop Gerry 😭

They’re Setting animals free I can’t deal with this

i am so emotional

Louisa is in such denial that they’ll have to leave and honestly SO AM I

“Like you and Spiros” RIGHT!! THEYRE SO IN LOVE

4 seasons later and I still want white pants like Louisa’s

Florence really said ill expose your medical records LMAO

“Louisa” GET A ROOM YOU TOO

LOUISA WTF WHY SAY NO? GO TAKE HIM TO BED RN

"Where do you want to go? .."To heaven"..”I know the way.." Im going to have some type of aneurysm I can’t deal like  GOD THIS IS ALL IVE WANTED!! THEYRE SO LOVEY AND HAPPY AND UGHSH WHY CANT THIS LAST FORVER

BUT HERE COMES ANOTHER COCKBLOCKER ..OF COURSE

BASIL WAS KILLED? OH SHIT WHAT

oh my I didn’t expect that 😭

“I’m afraid we have to leave Corfu” 💔 knife in my heart

“Come with us” PLEASE DO

“We still have a future” her heart is breaking and so is mine !!

SPIROS NO! COME BACK! PLEASE

I feel my heart literally throbbing in pain

AUNT HERMONIE’S GHOST!! BASIL’S TOO! STOP THIS (I knew ThTs the only way she could’ve been in this but still!! Shook)

Louisa is going to run after her man now right

.. or not

Margo says some secretly wise things every now and again

“The house.. breathing”

They’re all restless in bed & so am I right now bc this is too much for me

I literally have CHEST PAIN RIGHT NOW JUST BC I KNOW WHATS COMING

Larry as a spy is killing me lmao

All these people came to see the play😭😭

Even Pavlos!

LMAOO THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN MY BROTHER WAS IN THE ODYSSEY FOR SOME EVENT IN HS - ISSA SHIT SHOW AND IM LIVING FOR IT

FUCK IT’s HAPPENING NOW

CONFRONT YOUR MAN LOUISA !!  

THE RUNNING ! THE WHITE CLOTHES ! THE BEACH ! THIS IS BEAUTIFULLY CINEMATIC

FUCK SHE JUST RAN UP AND KISSED HIM GOD SHSJSJWMS OMF FF

HE’S LIFTING HER OFF THE GROUND!!

WHAT A PERFECT KISS

“I LOVE YOU” ..“I LOVE YOu” I LOVE THIS!

“..A bed not too big so we’re always touching”

SOMEONE CALL 911 I AM NOT BREATHING JAJSSJJS FUCKKKKKK

“ I can’t go with you to England” I AM WEEPING

THE WAY SHE FELL I CANT

I KNEW IT WAS HAPPENING BUT IT HURTS SO BADDDDD

“You’ll be beautiful and complicated “ FUCK ME I WANNA JUMP OFF A CLIFF

“You’ll go on and spread the magic and I won’t be here”

“You will Be here” I THINK I AM HAVING AN ANNERYUSM

“Has it all been for nothing?” CAN U KILL ME

“Would you change it for us never having met..?” JESUS LORD PLEASE TAKE ME NOW I CANT TAKE THIS

THEYRE HOLDING EACH OTHER ON THE BEACH AND CRYING

OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

NO ONE IS HOLDING ME AND IM CRYING 😭😭

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

YOU CANT JUST BREAK MY HEART AND GO

 ZOLATN PULLED UP

IM WEAK LMAOO HE CAME FOR MARGO I LOVE IT

BUT THE LAUGHS WONT REPAIR MY SHATTERED HEART

THERE’S NO COMING BACK AFTER THAT LOUISA AND SPIROS MOMENT

but Margo and Zoltan are actually cute

LMAO THEY ALREADY HOOKED UP IM PROUD SJSKKS

But deadass my heart is beating so fast and I’m in pain I can not and will not recover

Larry throwing the script is a mood

Louisa’s monologue I literally want to fling myself into the sun

“For us this has been quite a journey..” 😭😭😭😭

Sven and the damn accordion

“There’s been a lot of messy love since we got here” YOU THINK

! ! they’re all sitting angelically in the Ionian Sea and this is killing me ! ! ! !

Larry isn’t going 😭 spiros will protect

“To the future” PLEASE LET THERE BE A FUTURE ONE DAY ITV I NEED IT

LUGA KISSING LESLIE’S HEAD BROKE ME FURTHER ..HER FAV CHILD

Spiros and Louisa Hugging I just can’t

I can’t do this

I need an inhaler and I don’t even have asthma

I’m drowning in my tears 😭😭

This isn’t fair how can it just BE OVER NOW?$/!/‘s?!?!?

I felt like they weren’t going to show them leaving and now I can continue life in denial and pretend they don’t leave and everyone lived happily ever after !!

I’m not okay at all obviously

I just-

#holy shit #that just happened? and now it's over?! I can't process #the durrells #i'm not crying you're crying #the durrells in corfu #commentary #i wont be ok for A WHILE #but let me know your thoughts im curious

[shinehyuk]

1. If I said you had a good body would you hold it against me?

2. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

3. Are you a magician? Because you just cast a spell on me.

4. You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

5. Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

6. Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!

7. Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

8. Hold out hand: “Hey I’m going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?”

9. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”

10. Are you a cake, “Because I want a piece of that.”

11. Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest. 

12. If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

13. Your hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you.

14. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.

15. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

16. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you.

17. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

18. Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

19. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

20. Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

21. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

22. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

23. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

24. Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

25. Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.

26. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material?

27. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

28. You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

29. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

30. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

31. For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.

32. Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

33. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

34. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

35. What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?

36. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

37. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?https://4c187f528ca3edbe6be7516a9d6e27a5.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-38/html/container.html

38. I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

39. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

40. Is your name Google? Because you got everything I am searching for.

41. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

42. Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

43. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

44. Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

45 Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!

46. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

47. I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

48. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

49. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

50. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

(50 Done SO FAR)

(50 more coming soon)

-Your Cringe anon

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soulmate! Mingyu (carat version)

requested by anon: "Mingyu soulmate au where hes a idol and the soulmate is a carat. Thanks!"

in which you have a clock that starts at birth and counts time until you meet your soulmate, which it then stops

part 2

you seriously have never been so excited in your life

this is the moment where you wish you could say “i’m about to meet seventeen” 

but no, let’s try to shoot for the lower baskets first

aka, you're in L.A. for a little bit, before you and your friends drive to disneyland 

this is your spring break, a well needed break before you have to stress out for finals week

and as your first day here after a long road trip, everyone’s too tired to go out to some fancy place

so, you and your friend were put on snack duty and at the closest convenience store to your hotel

entering, your friend and you go to the drinks first

“hey how much cash you got on you” she asks

you smirk and answer “seventeen”

svt was your ulti group, you'd been a carat since adore u and your one goal in life: seeing seventeen live

she groans but laughs at your weird facial expressions, “STOP. But really though?”

“seventeen teen teen”

she takes the bottle of water she was holding and smacks your arms, not so gently

“oh my godeeuuuu” 

she almost smacks you again at your seventeen reference

by now all your friends knew of svt

you glanced down at your wrist, a habit formed from years of checking

the clock was still going and it was easy to tell ten minutes had passed since leaving the hotel

you used it often to keep track of time

even though you knew its real purpose

to stop the moment you met your soulmate

you'd never really been interested in searching like other of your friends have

going around randomly, looking at the clock on your wrist and waiting for it to stop

it didn't sound very. . . romantic

at that moment thirteen guys are three aisles over arguing over what kind of ramen they should buy

“mingyu-yah get this one” 

“no no i trust jisoo hyung he’s probably had all the american ramen before”

mingyu kind of just blanks them out and stares at the two brands lost in thought

suddenly he hears something and speaks,

“seungkwan-ah did you hear someone say seventeen teen teen and oh my godeu”

the argument over ramen ceases

“ayeee mingyu what kinda shit you saying now, you must be really hungry”

“no no no hyung i feel weird”

“there’s no way right?” woozi says, everyone knowing what he was implying

the others shake the thought off as they resume arguing, only a few of the members notice mingyu setting the ramen down and walking down the aisle

meanwhile you and your friend ignore the commotion, too busy with your own

“okay i’ll get chips, you get some ramen” you say

going straight to where they have the hot cheetos, you grab two bags

“hey you want any other-”

as you turn around your face almost hits someone's chest

your immediate thought is

“what giant did you just run into, lmao this would be me if i ever met mingyu”

you back up and look up to apologize

and then jump in shock 

getting a look at his face you realize, 

“holy fucking shit, kill me now”

“ah i’m sorry” he says distractedly in an incredibly cute accent

you're screaming internally, though for all you know you could have been screaming aloud

are you seeing things? bc this must be one hell of a dream

that’s the only explanation of why kim mingyu is standing in front of you at a freaking convenience store

fate isn't playing some kind of cruel trick on you right?

everything in your brain clicks together and of course i first thing you say is,

“i’m really sorry to ask you this but i’m a carat and i really love seventeen and your music and i’d really like it if you could like sign?”

these words rush out your mouth way to fast for his comprehension

he laughs confusedly and smiles, “carat?”

you almost slap your forehead, how embarrassing can you get

“yes, can you sign?” 

he smiles, “yes”

you thank the lord for this one moment where you didn’t clean out your purse and pull out a sharpie 

showing him your clear phone case you hold out the sharpie to him

he takes this moment to look at your wrist subconsciously, something he's done most of his life when meeting people

he feels conflicted, when he also sees a timer on your wrist which has stopped

because although he can't really speak that much english, he thinks you're really pretty

so he kind of just ignores it,

thinking you already found your soulmate and couldn’t possibly be his

unknown to you, he recognized your voice from the seventeen teen teen earlier 

grabbing the pen, he takes another habitual glimpse at his own wrist before he signs

you hear the pen hit the floor and feel lost

“um -”

“OH MY GOD” 

he yells something in korean which you barely understand

twelve other boys come tumbling through the aisles yelling 

you're going to have a heart attack

in a split second your head registers exactly who is in front of you

mother effing seventeen teen teen

aka the people who give you heart attacks on a daily basis

aka your one goal in life

mingyu talks quickly to all them, glancing back at you every second

you're still standing there frozen in shock, like wtf just happened

and tbh you're still confused on what they're doing/ talking about

until

joshua smiles at you and grins

“you’ve just met your soulmate”

your first reaction: "?!?!?!" 

and immediately to look at your wrist and notice the timer has in fact stopped

you suddenly can't breathe and both you and mingyu make eye contact

holding three packs of ramen your friend comes beside you

“what’d i miss?”

“everything girl. fucking everything.”

despite the almost movie like encounter, you and mingyu had some problems

to name a few,

he’s an idol

your a college student

um, language barrier

pretty sure you have to know more than annyeonghaseyo & saranghae

you show you friend you wrist and the first thing she does is squeals, grab both your hands and jump up and down

“OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! you know what! y’all spend time together, get to know one another WHATEVER, i’ll pay for everything! you come back to the hotel whenever!” 

she leaves giving you a hug and waving bye to the seventeen boys

suddenly this whole thing hits you, like damn these aren’t just some people you stare at from a screen, you guys actually have a personal connection

“so um annyeonghasyo? my name’s y/n” 

you are surprisingly able to be composed

the smile doesn’t fall from his face

“kim mingyu”

seungkwan starts saying something and everyone starts talking

somehow joshua and vernon get your phone and type in mingyus number plus adding everyones too

you get five minutes together before they have to leave

because of the language barrier, you both can’t say as much as you want

“i’ll try my very best to learn korean, soulmate”

“i try best at english?” mingyu says cutely

you laugh, and the time together comes to an end when their manager calls them home

with a leap of boldness, you wrap your arms around his waist tightly

you feel him stiffen but then wrap his arms around your shoulder tightly

suddenly you feel yourself being lift off the ground 

“KIM MINGYU” you screech, giggling

he sets you down with a grin on his face

“annyeong soulmate~” his to his members who are loudly saying stuff a mingyu

before he walks out he turns around one last time and lifts his phone to his ears yelling something in korean

“CALL ME!!”

part 2

The Seventeen Soulmate AU series:

|| Seungcheol / Pt. 2 || Jeonghan / Pt. 2 || Joshua / Pt.2 || Jun / Pt.2 || Hoshi / Pt.2 || Wonwoo || Woozi / Pt.2 || Seokmin / Pt.2 || Mingyu / Pt.2 || Minghao || Seungkwan || Vernon / Pt.2 || Dino ||

MASTERLIST

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Irem  Basdemir, Melek. Çok teşekkür ederim yardımlarınız için Her favourite food is Mantli She has polycystic and wall of the womb is thin She would like to visit Montenegro [email protected] Yeşilpınar mahallesi,  Çınar sokak, no: 7/10 Eyüp, Istanbul   if you removed everything you dislike about yourself, what would be left? in other news im beautiful and love pokemon You don’t like who I am? Watch me being who I am more. I can put my phone down beside my bed and pull my two layers of blankets up over my shoulders, rolling over until I face the wall becoming so content and ready for sleep. But as soon as my phone lights up and I know it’s you, I’ll take the chance of being restless just to see what you have to say. Because time spent on you is much more comforting. You know what’s really awesome? The feeling you get after winter is over and the air is finally warm and you open your windows and then a while later you walk into your room and it smells like a new beginning “I want someone to think of me as a beautiful person, not because of my looks but because of my mind and soul. I want someone to fall in love with my messy side and still see the beauty in that.” if im marrying u n we’re not from the same country u best teach me ur language aint having ur aunties calling me ugly with no translation a concept: i’m in a warm bed with lots of blankets and i have no obligations to be anywhere. i’m calm and safe and happy and you are here with me thinking about getting kissed on the neck instead of paying attention while walking across the street is gonna be the way I die I am happy to have met you :) when my foot is asleep what is it dreaming about All of us are better when we are loved. Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. The best part of the morning is knowing that someone is waiting for you to wake up. How long does your ideal hug last MY GOAL IS TO CREATE A LIFE THAT I DON'T NEED A VACATION FROM I am so romantic sometimes, I think I should marry myself. people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or somethingthings like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious i’m very important and soft Es ist wahrscheinlich egal, wo man ist, wenn man mit der richtigen Person da ist. Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you. It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. | I hope you have the courage to pursue someone who is worth pursuing, and not someone who is convenient. Convenience is impatience disguised as your desires, you are worth more than what time has told you, you are worthy of finding someone who will wait for you; don’t settle for what is easy, settle for what is good. quick come cuddle with me i’ll explain later kiss her forehead, slap her ass and make her breakfast reblog if you are cute and unstoppable some people are worth a lot of work to keep around hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe i miss my home planet Words are powerful things. They can break hearts and get panties wet. “If we’d never met, I think I would have known my life wasn’t complete. And I would have wandered the world in search of you, even if I didn’t know who I was looking for.” i want every single high school musical song played at my wedding we’re gonna be weird adults sleepy boys are the best because they have cute messed up hair and squishy tired cheeks and little droopy eyes and are at their most vulnerable making it easier to kill them I love you, but I’m mad at you is one of the most freeing, important things you can say in a stable relationship. Does that make sense? To know that you have the ability and the right to be mad at someone and know that it doesn’t mean things are over, that it doesn’t mean things are irreparable. That it just means I’m mad, but God, I love you. I love you. Now leave me alone. forgive me father for i have sin-ed.. and cos-ed.. and tan-ed.. hahaha also i killed my trigonometry teacher come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today Im actually quite attractive if you stand far away enough never give up on your dreamskeep sleeping And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go. "The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you."    I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go

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I'd be a shame if someone asked you to answer aaaaaall those "talk about" questions...

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.

I first saw Fast and Furious when I was 16 and COMPLETELY (embarrassingly) obsessed with Vin Diesel. It was amazing, and it still makes me all ooey gooey 16 (!!!!!!!) years later.

2: Talk about your first kiss.

Brian was GORGEOUS. Black hair, blue eyes, the perfect hands. Fun, funny, and sweet (or so I thought...but that’s a story for another time!). And since he wouldn’t make the first move (and I was an impatient 14 year old) I kissed him. And it was awesome. He’s a total asshole now, so I really dodged a bullet when he tried to break up with me through my friend’s  AIM (aol instant messenger for all you young’uns out there) so he didn’t have to do it himself.

3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.

I met Daniel when I was 15 (nearly 16), and he was pure perfection. Curly blonde hair, the brightest blue eyes I’d ever seen (Misha Collins’ are a pretty good example), and a smile that lit up my heart. We spent 4 days together while I was on a school trip to Wales, and it was the loveliest 4 days of my life. I fell in love with him instantly and so hard. The morning I left was the most heart-wrenching moment of my life. I had an awful plane ride home, but you know what woke me up at 8:30 am? Daniel. On the phone. FROM WALES. Just making sure I got home safely and to tell me how much he missed me. And just between you and I? If he showed up on my doorstep today, I don’t think I’d be able to turn him away.

4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.

I don’t regret things. I can’t. Because if I regret anything, it means that my life wouldn’t have turned out the way it has, and for better or worse I made the best choices I could.

5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.

My 14th birthday was pretty epic! It was my last birthday in Hawaii before we moved to the mainland, so my mom took a bunch of my friends and I to Planet Hollywood in Waikiki, then we walked down to the big ass Local Motion store and got to watch a taping of MTVs Real World Hawaii (which I saw later that summer and promptly burst into tears).

6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.

My stepdad died suddenly 2 weeks before my 17th birthday. 

7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.

My weight/stomach. It’s gotten ruined by children (I don’t have the most elastic skin, so it just hangs there all gross).

8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.

Getting my Bachelors Degree! Took me 10 years on and off, but I got it in 2015.

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

My eyes are so pretty! 

10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.

I don’t really want to. Brings up all kinds of bad things.

11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.

I don’t remember the good ones :-(

12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.

I had a recurring nightmare when I was 4-6 about a huge gorilla completely destroying my preschool.

13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.

It was at my 17th birthday party (unsurprising to adult me...we can talk about death of a parent and the need to feel love and affection at a later date). It was boring and not fun. Nothing to write home about. He and I were always better as friends.

14: Talk about a vacation.

Growing up with a single (overachiever) mom and being an only child afforded me a privilege I cannot give to my own children. I was spoiled, and taken on so many god damn amazing vacations as a child. I’ve been to Maui 3 times, Moloka’i once, the Big Island once, and one summer we took quite a few weeks and went to Boston, New York City (I got to eat at Tavern on the Green when I was 9...what kind of shit is that?!?), then to LA and Disneyland, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and up to San Francisco. 

15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.

Hahahahahahahaha. I’ve never been content. My life has been a series of abusive parents (dad and stepdad), death (stepdad then dad), and a poor relationship with my mother. Top of becoming a parent at 20, and I’m currently at my least content. How fucked up is that?!?

16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.

I don’t like parties? There are always too many people, and way too much pressure to drink and get drunk. 

17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.

Weird question. Uh...I don’t have an answer for this.

18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.

I attended 3 different elementary schools. My mom pulled me out of public school after day 4 of Kindergarten because my friend and I snuck off during a fire drill and the didn’t find us for hours. She put me in a private school which wound up not teaching me math at all, so she put me back in public school in the middle of 2nd grade, and it took me until 6th grade to finally catch up to grade level math.

19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.

I went to a Lutheran school, complete with Chapel every Wednesday morning. I am now an agnostic and know more about the bible than most self-professed Christians I’ve met.

20: Talk about something that happened in high school.

We moved from Hawaii to Virginia. Talk about culture shock and the inability to deal with the cold.

21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.

This dude took me on a date (I had known him in high school, he was a few years older) and his teeth were gross. Like he hadn’t brushed them in weeks. He tried to kiss me and I had to tell him no. I got the hell out of there real quick.

22: Talk about your worst fear.

As a parent, my worst fear is something happening to my children. It’s turned into a very pronounced anxiety so I can be incredibly overprotective.

23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.

I haven’t dated in 13 years, but I can’t recall anyone actually turning me down.

24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.

In 11th grade (junior year), I was going through some shit. It was just a tough year for me, with some bullying and some really dumb things I did. A boy that I was really close to wrote me this poem that just meant the world. He really understood what I was going through, and made it clear he was there for me.

25: Talk about an ex-best friend.

Emilyn and I met when we were 3 and 4, and she was my sister. I honestly couldn’t remember a time when I didn’t know her. As we got older, she grew more and more distant. She moved from Hawaii the year before I did to go to a boarding school in Vermont, and called me up a year or so later to tell me she was gay. I don’t think I had the best reaction, being young and so very unsure of my own sexuality. We saw each other once more when she came to visit us in Hawaii when we were there for the summer when I was 15. She was really...not nice. Spent a lot of time with her other friends despite the fact that she was staying with us. It’s been almost 20 years since I’ve seen her, and it sucks. 

26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.

Sleep, drink tea, and sleep more.

27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.

Not specifics, but I love me some full lips. 

28: Talk about your fetishes.

I’m so vanilla.

29: Talk about what turns you on.

Being touched, kissed on the neck/shoulder area

30: Talk about what turns you off.

Bad breath, general bad hygiene, bad attitude

31: Talk about what you think death is like.

Death is nothingness. I so much wish for it to be a happy place full of the people I love but I’ve felt the loss of so many people and they’re just gone.

32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.

We had a hammock strung up in a Portuguese lemon tree in the front yard, and it was the perfect reading place.

33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.

Complain. listen to sad music, isolate myself.

34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.

Childbirth is pretty brutal, but with the epidural, it’s wonderful.

35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.

Being lazy, procrastinating

36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.

I refuse to feel guilty about anything that brings me happiness!!

37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.

I was engaged to a man before I met my husband. He was...not the right guy for me. He loved me a lot, but I was far too young for him.

38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.

There’s this one Daya song that reminds me of one of my ex’s but I can’t remember the name of the song.

39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.

How not straight I am. I didn’t connect all the dots until my mid 20s, and by that point I was already married with children. There’s not much you can do at that point.

40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

Nothing has quite ended yet!

#xabiyoko #this took fucking forever #like an entire hour #i love you anyway #and i adore these things #perhaps there's a bit of overshare on here

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Disneyland (Katlaska) Chapter 2 - by Ty5000

AN: Looks who is back again! I don’t normally update so fast but I can’t stop writing this. Thanks so much for the feedback so far! -Ty

The plane engines roared to life as the large Aeroflot airlines jet headed for the runway. Yekaterina sighed, wiggling around nervously in her seat as they lifted off. This was it. The past two weeks had been a whirlwind of meetings, phone calls, more English lessons, and sleepless nights full of worries and what if’s that had tortured her right up until this moment and would surely nestle itself in the back of her head for the remainder of the flight. As the Russian soil disappeared below them she allowed herself to finger over the package on her lap, of course she had read it a million times by now; in fact, she had almost memorized the whole sheet but she found herself finding comfort in the familiar descriptions of her new home and the wonders of what it would be like. Of course, Yekaterina’s only experiences with other teenagers had been at school (which had been less than pleasant.) and the others in the group whom she had only made contact with when absolutely necessary. You could say she wasn’t really a people person, much too used to spending her evenings alone as the only child of a businessman and socialite mother tends to do. The interactions she did have with other humans never were that desirable either, although you could say, crippling social anxiety paired with a gender identity everyone in your country is against and dancing on the edge of alcoholism at just sixteen years of age would do that to a person. Never the less something in her brain, no matter how small that part may be was telling her that this new start would be different. It would be better. With her old country, far behind her and a promising future on the horizon Yekatrina allowed herself to drift to sleep.

“Ladies and gentlemen please fasten your seatbelts we will be beginning our descent to John F Kennedy airport shortly.” The pilots voice came over the speaker awaking yekatrina who had surprisingly managed to sleep most the ten-hour flight. She glanced out the window through sleepy eyes observing the land that was getting closer by the minute. Home.

Getting through the maze of JFK airport had seemed like an impossible and never ending task, each new line and checkpoint appearing to last forever but finally here she stood, right in front of the arrival doors and just seconds away from meeting the people she would be spending the next two years with. The familiar feelings of anxiety, doubt and fear bubbled deep within her and she could feel her fingers begin to shake as she reached forward and pulled open the doors. Almost immediately Yekatrina was met with a sea of people, a wave of signs signalling for the arrivals and a wall of sound as loved ones were reunited .It was incredibly distracting and overwhelming only adding to the difficultly of the task at hand; finding the thunders.

“Yekatrina! Over here Sweetie.” Came the sound of badly pronounced Russian and joy. She quickly whipped her head around sourcing the origin of the call to be from the two people she recognised as Thomas and Mary Thunder holding a large sign that said “ Добро пожаловать! Екатерина” (welcome! Yekaterina.) she made her way over to them slowly with a nervous smile on her face.

“Well hello there, come over and let me give you a hug honey!” Mary exclaimed as soon as she was close enough, reaching her arms out expectantly for the anxious young Russian to embrace her.

“It’s so lovely to finally meet you. How was your flight?” Thomas asks as the girls break apart from their hug.

“F-fine thanks.” She replies silently cussing herself for sounding so scared, I mean she was but she didn’t want to look weak in front of them.

“Hey, there’s no need to be nervous around us, it’s safe here I promise.” Mary said softly rubbing her shoulder gently causing a small less anxious grin to grace the teens face.

“Right, let’s not waste any more time shall we? It’s a bit of a drive back to Pennsylvania.” Thomas declared whilst reaching to take Yekatrina’s suitcase. “Let’s go ladies.”

Meanwhile

To: Lasky

From: Aaron

Hey u wanna skip last class and get a few beers?

To:Aaron

From: Lasky

I can’t today. I need to be home on time that Russian kid is coming today remember?

To: Lasky

From: Aaron

C’mon Lask u know she won’t be here for hours yet. Just a few beers Kay?

To: Aaron

From:Lasky

A few beers always turns into me getting home wasted at dawn and you know it

To:Lasky

From: Aaron

I’ll keep an eye on u, come on it will be fun.

To:Aaron

From:Lasky

Why don’t I believe that at all?

…

Fine

Meet me by the science block in 5 Xx

Alaska sighed as she locked her phone feeling like she would probably regret this but she grabbed her bag pack and headed towards the science block anyway. Yekatrina’s flight had just gotten in she had three maybe four hours before they would get back, she just had to pace herself, no more than three beers.

“Hurry up bitch before someone catches us!” Aaron whisper yelled as soon as Alaska turned the corner, urging her to speed up causing her heels to click clack on the floor as she went.

“C’mon bitch let’s get our drink on.” He exclaimed as soon as she got to him.

“Okay okay okay, but it really just has to be a few” she said as she followed him out the door and into his car.

                                    .  .   .

If anyone was to walk past the Needles family home right now they would likely be able to hear the infectious laughter coming from inside the front bedroom.

“Wait wait wait so he just cleaned himself off and left just like that?” Alaska asked a slight slur to her words

“Yes! He just pulled out and was like, well this was fun we should do it again some time and walked out!” Aaron Cackled as he recalled an encounter he had the previous weekend.

“Omg that’s hilarious!” Alaska laughed out loud, the alcohol enhancing the humour of the story ever so slightly. Suddenly she stopped mid laugh and her eyes went wide in panic. “Time! Shit, Aaron what time is it?” she screeched in her panic as she scrambled for her phone.

“It’s just after six, why?” He asked clueless.

“Fuck! Aaron my parents are going to be back by now.” She cried finally locating her phone and unlocking it too see 3 missed calls and 4 texts.

To: Alaska

From: Mum

Where are you?

You better be home in the next 10 minutes

I’m going to be very disappointed if you are with Aaron again Alaksa.

To: Alaska

From: Dad

Come home when you get this Lasky.

“I have to go.” She said pushing herself onto her feet and wobbling slightly. “God damn I thought we said only a few drinks?” She observed the many empty beer cans, at least she wasn’t super drunk but considerably more than just tipsy.

“Girl I lost count after the first one you know me.”

“Yeah, Whatever I got to run.” Alaska called behind her already half way out the door and dialling her Mom’s number at the same time.

She answered on the first ring.

“Alaska Thunder where on earth are you!” She exclaimed as soon as she picked up.

“I’m so sorry I lost track of time I’m on my way home right now/” Alaska replied, thinking her words over carefully hoping she could pass as sober.

“Have you been drinking? We expected you to be home, Yekatrina is here.” Mary said clearly agitated.

“I know, I’m so sorry. I’ll be home in a few minutes.”

“Don’t avoid the question Mrs, we will talk when you get home.” Mary replied before hanging up the phone.

 As soon as Alaska got home she heard her Dad calling her name.

“Lask, is that you? Come meet Yekatrina.” His voice echoed from the family room.

“Coming!” she replied, taking a quick glance in the hallway mirror, thankfully she had sobered up slightly during her walk. She took one final deep breath and turned the corner.

Alaska wasn’t sure what she was expecting to see but she wasn’t expecting it to be such a normal scene, Her Dad was sitting on his usual arm chair, her Mom was in her normal spot on the left side of the sofa and on the other arm chair was a girl holding a coffee mug. She had a messy blonde haircut that somehow suited her and the same familiar smudged lipstick Alaska had seen in the photo.

“Alaska, come meet Yekatrina.” Her Mom said, giving her a look that said that they would talk about this later.

“Hello, I’m Alaska, Sorry I have no idea how to pronounce your name.” She said truthy, dodging the glare her Mom sent in her direction.

“That’s, Okay It is pretty difficult for English speaking people to say.” Yekatrina said her accent seeming very thick but extremely visually appealing to Alaska. “You can just call me Katya, If you like.”

“Alright, Katya. I like that.” Alaska smiled

“Lovely.” Mary cut in before any conversation could begin. “Now that you have joined us Alaska shall we go get some dinner.”

Alaska smiled again and nodded following her parents and new house mate out to the car. One thing is for sure the next two years are going to be interesting.

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[tiredintheglow-moved]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got some nice buns!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.

Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

You’re the only girl I love now… but in ten years, I’ll love another girl. She’ll call you ‘Mommy.’

Can I take your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

I tried my best to not feel anything for you. Guess what? I failed.

Hey, don’t frown. You never know who could be falling in love with your smile.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.

For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling

There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces

Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

You know I’d like to invite you over, but I’m afraid you’re so hot that you’ll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.

If you were a booger I’d pick you first.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it’s just a sparkle.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

You’re kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

You may be asked to leave soon, you’re making all the other women look bad.

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day.. .all I’m asking for is one from you.

Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

How was heaven when you left it?

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

Is your name “swiffer”? ‘Cause you just swept me off my feet.

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty

Your lips look so lonely…. Would they like to meet mine?

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

So there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Somebody better call God, cuz heaven’s missing an angel!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and 'I’ together.

If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.

Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!

Did you go to bed early last night? From the looks of it, you got your beauty sleep.

I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard

Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

How come you’re not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that’s where angels belonged.

Are you a cat? Cause you are purrrfect

If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see you twice.

Are you on Nickelodeon? Cause you’re a-Dora-ble!

I don’t know if you’re beautiful, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.

You don’t need keys to drive me crazy

Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you

You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. I’m lost at sea

If I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

When God made you, he was showing off.

You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the whole universe in the palm of my hand.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

This time next year let’s be laughing together.

Let me tie your shoes, cause I dont want you falling for anyone else.

Are you a beaver? Cause daaaaam!

I hope your day has been as beautiful as you are.

Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications

You better call Life Alert, 'cause I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up.

You’re single. I’m single. Coincidence? I think not.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Someone should call the police, because you just stole my heart!

Baby, you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

You’re hotter than Papa Bear’s porridge.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery…I would chose winning the lottery…but it would be close…real close…

You’re hotter than donut grease.

Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.

I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.

It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you.

Your hand looks heavy. Let me hold it for you.

Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart.

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

If beauty were time, you’d be eternity

I’m lost. Can you tell me which road leads to your heart?

(Here’s my extremely long list of pickup lines my fren sent me)