Imagine in an AU where Steve is enlisted but it's still McDanno, and the Navy sends Danny a reprimand and a fine because he damaged government property.
AKA: Danno left a visible hickie on Steve that his uniform could not cover!
So we all know that H-50 likes to give Steve these little "I'm your boss, friend, and ohana and I love and support you so much" with like everyone in and around the task force. But I haven't seen a lot of attention to the dynamic he has with the younger members, like Kono, Max, and Eric (Not counting the younger kids like Nahele). My boy senses a Slightly younger teammate and Big Brother Mode is activated. Like he's an older sibling sleeper agent