#death certs

[terracottahearted]

Damon Albarn

Me by myself as an overworked funeral director

#I literally am the only person running this office #so much paperwork #permits #death certs #authorizations #ugh #anyways #damon albarn #blur

[landwriter]

Hob's journal: yestirdayei wente to þe marche hwere i boughte flesshe and bred and eke made frends wiþ a catte, and aftirward i wente to þe inn þo drinke wiþ a frend who quod þat i lokede wel and i seide certes i do, þis cloak is borrowed from mine bosom frend who hath excellent taste (it were dreme's). aftirward i wente to bedde and yn mine sweven i mette dreme and we kissid.

holy fuck i'm laughing so hard how dare you be on anon i love you

re: this

#the sandman #hob gadling #the death of translation #excellent fucking content #thank you so much #(it were dreme's) #just imagining hob swanning around in a big black cloak #waiting for compliments so he can say #'certes i do anyways let me tell you about my friend who has excellent taste' #the whole village is onto his shtick by now but they indulge him

[grandmaster-anne]

NEW: National Records of Scotland published The Queen’s entry in the Register of Deaths. It says she died at 3:10pm on 8 September of “Old Age”.

#Anne signed it #💔😭😭😭 #queen elizabeth ii #death cert #princess anne

[idonutlose]

I would like to thank floor one death cert jumpscare in the secret room, very cool

(Found it while lost streaking and picked up spindown I'll update when I finish the run)

#the binding of isaac #tboi #YEAAAAAH DEAD GOD WOOOOOOOO #i didn't record the seed because i was so fucking excited oh my fucking god finally #finding tmtrainer and death cert was a BITCH I tell ya

[dullahandyke]

Oh my godddd you dont think gerald Barry piano quartet no. 1 is nice to listen to? Should we tell everyone? Should we get yis on the radio about it? Truly revelations are being fucking had

#like dislike it all u like but thats literslly what it is going for!!! #its not meant to be easy listening its meant to be a piece of ary #in the same way its annoying when ppl look at high fashion and go 'umm thats not practical to wear' #the point isnt to be practical! the point is stretching the boundaries of what is and isnt art! #the point is to discomfort you and make you re-evaluate the value of a piece you personally dont enjoy! #sick to death of yis cunts. ill be happy to never hear a complaint again after today #also its a banger but that is BESIDES the point #leaving cert

[closeted-goth]

currently skating very close to violating French law (!) by submitting a birth certificate request for my grandfather without providing them with all the information! but also I am his lineal descendant so there is no way really that I could be breaking international law.

#the amount of warnings i just got from the french birth cert website lmao #i will get this inheritance for me and my family if it's the death of me

[medb-like-grave]

i’ll probably be online a lot less to never for the next number of months so ly mutuals, stay safe and don’t miss me too much

#the death of a girlblogger #dw i'll be back after the leaving cert #i might fr delete the app when the going gets particularly tough

[misplacedreporter]

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#and the stress keeps coming and it dont stop coming and it dont stop coming and it dont- #death tw #anyway dad's death certs also arrived today so that was a gut punch i knew was coming but somehow still didnt expect on top of the all day #anxiety attack i've been ignoring #i think i deserve a chocolate bar so im gonna do that and maybe get some ice cream delivered from walmart

[nirvanaida]

Leaving Cert: Okay we’ve definitely avoided a way for them to be sad on the english paper none of these could be sad

Me about to make the items essay about my relative who died last Sunday:

#lc2022 #lc 2022 #leaving cert 2022 #death mnt

[moodyyehudi-sideblog]

I think I should’ve flown to Florida while my mom was dying. Feels weird that I just went to work that morning on the other side of the country. I didn’t know what I was doing. Didn’t really believe what was happening.

Just wanted to say that to someone but idk who.

#I had gotten drunk the night before. since then I haven’t been that drunk again #got a call from my grandma while at the party #left the party & got sick #woke up and went to work #things kept looking worse but we still didn’t know she was really going to die #basically until the moment it happened #i might need to talk about this more. it was all a blur #still don’t even know exactly what went on medically #the cause of death was changed on the death cert from the original cause listed.

[estradasphere]

“do you play video games” yea i play a video game. just the one

#i have like 50 games in my steam library that i bought but i only ever play isaac LMFAO #im so close to unlocking death cert i just have to do beast and greedier a bunch #granted it should NOT take 400hrs to unlock death cert buuuut i did normal mode on every character first

[mugmaniscrazy]

I passed my leaving cert and I'm still depressed . I have no one to celebrate with it's also my least favourite month September I hate it because my grandmother died 3 years ago towards the end of August and at the end of September of that same year I was coerced into doing it with a boy I barely even knew .

#no friends #no boyfriend #single #leaving cert #actually irish #actually autistic #actually hpd #major depressive disorder #seasonal depression #sad #trauma #trauma vent #actually traumatized #traumacore #ptsd #grief #tw death #loss #grandmother #sexaul coercion #sexaul harassment #sexaul assault

[ellcrys]

i fucking hate windows os :))))))

#god trying to develop on windows os is nightmare incarnate #give me linux or give me death #i am Suffering this afternoon #if i was on linux i'd already have done hours of work #instead i've been trying to figure out how to get my fucking trust store to work on windows like a fucking caveman #why! won't! you! take! my! certs! #this works on linux oh myf cuking god i'm dying

[leisureaddiction]

i barely slept and had all these stress dreams but finally i was able to remember a dream featuring my mum again. she was calling me from [wherever she is now] about how dad was still trying to do the whipper-snipping down at the house. i woke up so acutely stressed about how he keeps going down there to do stuff i couldn't get any more sleep

#i have to finally get the death cert signed and take it to vicroads so i can sell that damn car so he'll stop going and starting it #i wish i could remember more mum dreams but i'm not sure she seems like herself in them anymore

[tagraagamduit]

#collage i made for art class :) #<3 #art #collage #junior cert art is going to be the death of me i cant

[vasesofviolets]

frankly unhinged email from ebay today

#just #what vibe are they going for here #cheers! for sending the death cert over :) #ebay