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tinyshoopuf · 1 year

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We walked into the hallway to get to our hotel room and I lost it laughing

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hedgehog-moss · 8 months

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I've been worried this week about birds of prey attacking my chickens—well, one bird of prey. I heard a hen make her very characteristic INTRUDER cry the other day and ran out of the house and there was a hawk flying in circles high above. I half-heartedly threw some sticks in its direction and told my hen not to be so dramatic (the hawk looked like it was minding its own business frankly), but the next day it happened again, and I thought, I've been unfair to the hens, the hawk from yesterday was actually reconnoitering and they could tell. Then there was another alert the next day. I was starting to get a bit alarmed about the fact that I was dealing with the world's most determined hawk—though I didn't see it again past the first time, I figured I arrived too late and Pandolf had already deterred it.

I ended up setting up a pen for the hens very near my house, under the hazel tree so they'd be sheltered, and spying from the kitchen window the next day, to see if it was still the same bird or what. It tended to attack at the same time every day, which was extra baffling.

And what I saw was Pandolf returning from his daily morning patrol around the pasture, faff around looking a bit bored, circle my house looking for me, and when he didn't find me, go to the chickens' pen and pretend to pounce on them like a fox, which startled them and made them cry out. Pandolf didn't touch them, he clearly just wanted them to make their magical Make Human Appear noise. Immediately after they yelped he turned to look at the front door expectantly, waiting for me to run out. He knows that when I get distracted from what I was doing indoors I often end up being like, well, now that I'm outside I might as well go do [outdoor chore of the day] and he gets to tag along, so he concocted this devious plan...

So. I must turn this post into a callout post for Pandolf. This is the face of a problematic dog, who tried to frame a hawk and use innocent hens for his own ends after he realised their person-summoning noises work while his do not.

#crawling along #''mais quel bandit de grand chemin'' a dit ma mère quand je lui ai raconté #ça m'a rappelé des souvenirs; mon frère et moi on se faisait régulièrement traiter de bandits de grand chemin quand on était minots #c'était contre-productif parce qu'on en était très flattés #anyway i bet if pan could imitate a hawk's cry he wouldn't bother the chickens #he'd just sit under my window earnestly making bird of prey noises to make me come out

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zm3yf1cxs · 1 year

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baristashopvietnam · 1 year

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DITTING GRINDER SPECIAL COFFEE THE KING GRINDER COFFEE SPECIALTY #ditting #807 #labsweet #filter #coffee #specialty #espresso #barista #shop #kiennam #vietnam (tại Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmyE8ybhBkK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#ditting #807 #labsweet #filter #coffee #specialty #espresso #barista #shop #kiennam #vietnam

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halebop-s-art · 3 months

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Yes i'm still loving @sibmakesart 's French AU of one piece

#one piece #lyon au #one piece french au #quelqu'un dans tes tags a dit que Zoro en full habit traditionel japonais + pins triskel breton #ca donne la vibe que Zoro amene un drapeau breton partout ou ils sont #et en vrai oui. il en a un dans sa poche en permanence. au cas ou. (au cas ou quoi ? who knows)

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famousfarmstudentuniversity · 5 months

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#dit zijn fotos van gijs en jacop in een luijer

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kiiwiighost · 2 months

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donald and scrooge :)

#quand della dit chocolatine et pas pain au chocolat :/#donald duck #scrooge mcduck #ducktales #duckverse #fanart #art #dt17 #art requests #picsou

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bbaycon · 7 months

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In america, I found that some people called them chocolate croissants

They are not french enough if there never had been the pain au chocolat controversy THERE

Plus lil doodle

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suchafaunystory · 3 months

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Need

A faun, forced to take a powerful aphrodisiac, leaving her so horny. so leaky. and so needy.

she’s on her knees before you, begging with her eyes as much as her words. she drools, staring up at you, mind filled with images of all the things you can do to her…

every touch sends pleasure though her thanks to the drugs in her system leaving her so sensitive. the more you use her, the more you fuck her, the less coherent she becomes. her begging rapidly devolving into broken words and needy, horny noises as you do what you want with her. begging and begging until she can do little more than drool and moan as her body is taken advantage of.

it’s unclear if her mind will ever recover, be she certainly doesn’t seem to mind~

#cw: intox #cw: aphrodisiacs #cw: dubcon #cw: drugging #tw: drugging #faunposting #my smut #smut #hornyposting #bottomposting #totally not inspired by a GWA by Winterlee97 on red dit #*wink wink*#I made smut

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unepersonnelouche · 2 months

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Holidays somewhere in France with the family ✨ (Or : Miles Edgeworth cannot say no to his girls and they know it)

(Drawing in a comics format is harder than I thought it would be, hence why this is so short)

#message pour les francophones : je suis team pain au chocolat #VOILÀ C’EST DIT #ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #kay faraday #trucy wright #dadworth #dadnix #wrightworth family #adoption all star au #narumitsu

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hedgehog-moss · 1 year

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French TV journalist having a hard time trying to get woman in the street to comment on Macron's latest speech yesterday

Protesters organised casserolades (aka banging on pots and pans) in front of city halls across the country at 8pm, when Macron was speaking, to symbolically drown out his voice. Later that evening, Macron was filmed singing a song with some 'random people' in a street in Paris, trying to show he can go out and meet people and have fun because protesters don't exist. The people he was singing with (members of a choir, some of whom are 'alt-right-leaning') were using a folk song app created by far-right activists that was criticised a few months ago for hosting a Spanish fascist anthem & Third Reich military marches.

The government's response was that the President "couldn't know the background of the people he met that night." Maybe if he wants to avoid being associated with the far-right (that's a big if, I know), Macron should keep in mind that with the kinds of strategies and positioning his government has adopted lately, people in the street who welcome him with open arms and are proud to be filmed with him have a higher than average likelihood of supporting fascism.

#genre hier darmanin qui dit qu'il faut sanctionner les gens au RSA et aujourd'hui le maire pour qui fraudeur = maghrébin...#also the far-right ppl who made that song lyric app got 40K€ of public funding from the ministry of culture #our government is 'questioning' public funding for the human rights league but not this #so yeah this is just 1 thing out of the avalanche of bullshit the government keeps unleashing these days #i could have made a post about the minister of the interior; a known rapist; saying #that french people are angry about the reform but ''they swallowed it''#that was yesterday; this week is going well so far #cool thing that happened last week is that the film director who won the césar des lycéens award #made a speech in the presence of the minister of education in which he said #''it must be hard to be minister of education for a president whose words and actions reflect the opposite #of the values school is supposed to teach the youth: contempt rather than respect; dictating rather than dialoguing'' (etc)#also last week when macron went to notre-dame and of course forbade protests in the area #so protesters hopped on a boat and protested on the seine next to notre-dame #frpol

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k-looking-glass-house · 2 months

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Fanevent concept~ Cinderella diamond glass shine bright

Because we don't make omelet without breaking eggs first.... I wanted to hold a fanevent for a long loooong time already!!!! But.....my english is too bad for that....huh So enjoy some concept.... I guess....

Related to my Cinderella!AU with my partner in crime huh~

One day maybe..."my brain will be part of your world..."

Anyhow csp is truly great to make basic animation!!!

Book asset extracted by @alchemivich

BG heavily referenced and inspired by the Cinderella movie

#twisted wonderland #twst #twst fanevent #k partner in crime #ktwstcinderellaau #see you in march #one day... if I ever hit a milestone... I'll release something truly truly big.... yay #mais pour le moment mon corps a dit “dors”

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baristashopvietnam · 1 year

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DITTING 1403 INDUSTRIAL - LA VIET COFFEE #ditting #grinder #coffee #1403 #laviet #dalat #VietNam (tại Vietnam) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmgWm0iBwGL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#ditting #grinder #coffee #1403 #laviet #dalat #vietnam

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riseuplight · 10 months

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