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missmaywemeetagain · 10 months

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Y'all wished for it. 💫

Y'all begged for it. 🙏🏼

And it's coming...😏

Red Scarf 🔥🧣🔥, a Scarf Universe one-shot exclusive is out TOMORROW...

(and boy, is it filthy! 😈)

Are you ready?? 💋

Don't miss out--join HERE for exclusive access!! 🎉

“Gonna be my good baby and take all I’m givin’ ya?”

#it's *naughty* y'all #don't say i didn't warn ya! 😘#red scarf #🔥🧣🔥#scarf universe #elvis presley #elvis #if you’re looking for trouble #you came to the right place #elvis presley x reader #elvis x reader #elvis smut #elvis presley smut #1970s elvis #pink scarf #elvis fanfic #elvis fanfiction #elvis presley imagine

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pirategrime · 2 years

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Don’t say I didn’t Say I didn’t warn you ❤️

#izzy hands #con o'neill #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmdedit #don't say i didn't say i didn't warn ya!#**#gif #described in captions #if anyone is wondering what's wrong with me: i would also like to know

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conradrasputin · 1 year

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#stavier #when u had one tipsy but great night of sex and you both are trying not to think about it'#and yet'#prompt #down the line Javi gets to smack Steve's bare ass in the morning as he walks by #@ myself: don't make me watch this show in depth #any serious show fans BACK UP all my indulgent self is finding a narrative for Javi to being addicted to eating Steve out'#and Steve being addicted to being eaten out'#there's an angry friends with benefits au angle here I'm trying to find and it involves 👅 to 🕳 so don't say I didn't warn ya'

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cloysterbell · 1 month

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HI I'm posting Dungeon Meshi manga spoilers right under this and also probably more in the future, please block the tag '#Dungeon Meshi spoilers' if you don't want to see them thanks

#dumb text posts #DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA #laios touden... the man of all time......

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lilmcttens · 25 days

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#videos #(musings: amity)#song: It's just indifference #toh #amity #i forgot that you existed #odalia #mittens #'princess'#odalia blight #amity blight #( it isn't love it isn't hate it's just indifference so... yeah... )#amity vc: don't say I didn't warn ya #🧤𝑀𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓈🧤

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raayllum · 1 year

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would like to nominate “blank space” as an aaravos song

#aaravos #CAUSE YOU KNOW I LOVE THE PLAYERS AND YOU LOVE THE GAME #CAUSE DARLING I'M A NIGHTMARE DRESSED LIKE A DAYDREAM #THEY'LL TELL YOU I'M INSANE BUT I GOT A BLANK SPACE BABY AND I'LL WRITE YOUR NAME #I CAN SHOW YOU INCREDIBLE THINGS MAGIC MADNESS HEAVEN SIN #mine #taylor swift #BOYS ONLY WANT LOVE IF IT'S TORTURE DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YA #YOU CAN TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER IF IT WAS WORTH THE PAIN

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ralseinumberonebiggestsupporter · 11 months

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do u think "boss darkners" exist as a species

#specifically im talking about lancer spades king & queen. they look Very Similar #like even if queen is lancer's actual mom (which i doubt) queen and king still look very much alike #if the next main bosses are blue guys with black eyes... don't say i didn't warn ya 😎#welcome back to me screaming

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ink-splotch · 2 years

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don't burn the milk (a jujutsu kaisen fanfic)

For all his mutters to the contrary, Fushiguro Megumi rarely followed through on punching Gojou Satoru.

He’d smacked Gojou’s hand away from his popcorn, sure. He’d tripped him, a time or two, when he was teasing him about something or other, darting around like a persistent, smiling horsefly.

Gojou Satoru was the most irritating man alive. His smile set Megumi’s teeth on edge. He was flighty, incorrigible, and rude. He was late when you wanted him and constantly in your face when you didn’t.

Megumi rarely followed through on punching Gojou in his smug, useless face, even when he stranded him at a school with a missing cursed object and told him to come home when he’d found it and not before; even when he ate the last of the good protein bars and then left the empty box in the cabinet instead of replacing it.

Megumi rarely followed through on punching Gojou Satoru because he knew, if he did, Gojou would probably let him.

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It was several years into their stay at Jujutsu Tech that Tsumiki and Megumi learned about Infinity.

Megumi was eight back then, going on nine, and the shadows under his bed had started growling. Tsumiki was a year older and spent her afternoons doodling Sailor Moon comics. She had never seen a curse, but she had walked by them back in the city and she knew it, because Megumi had gripped her hand tighter and told her about what they looked like once they were safely away.

It was not the first time one of them had had a nightmare in this new place, nor the first time they’d gone to Gojou to demand hot chocolate at three in the morning in order to put up with the indignity of bad dreams. It was however the first time he hadn’t woken up when they crept into his room, Tsumiki holding Megumi’s hand.

He’d come home late, which hadn’t been strange for their new-- guardian? weird roommate? infuriating babysitter? He’d eaten a handful of corn chips, tugged Tsumiki’s braid, and gone to bed. Even his blindfold had seemed droopy.

He was snoring, now, under a mound of blankets, a flutey dumb little sound. Megumi sighed. Tsumiki reached out to touch Gojou’s shoulder-- and her hand stopped, an inch away, like she’d struck something.

“Oh my god,” Tsumiki whispered, eyes wide. “Megumi, is there something there, am I touching one of those things, oh my god are we going to die?”

“I don’t see anything--” Megumi started to say, but then Gojou’s eyes snapped open and Tsumiki stumbled forward, the invisible barrier now suddenly gone, and accidentally smacked him in the nose with her elbow.

At this point, Tsumiki was crying, so there was a rapid flurry of finding tissues for her and for Gojou’s bleeding nose, while Tsumiki sobbed about how Megumi had had a nightmare-- “I did not.”-- and then they’d tried to wake Gojou, but there was a curse or something in the way and--

“Oh,” said Gojou, patting her head awkwardly. “No, no, that was just me. Come on, hot chocolate time, your brother had a bad dream, right?”

“I didn’t,” Megumi repeated with maximum dignity and followed them both to the kitchen.

Tsumiki blew her nose and dropped the tissue on the counter. “Gross,” said Gojou.

“You’re gross,” said Megumi. He pulled the small pot out of the cabinet while Gojou got the milk and chocolate.

“It was you?” Tsumiki asked, hopping up on the stool. Her tears had vanished now that she had sighted an explanation. Megumi’s sister hated being startled, and loved answers.

“Uh, yeah,” said Gojou, squinting at the milk in the pot. “Does this look like enough? Eh, better too much hot cocoa than not enough.” He emptied the carton into the pot and turned on the stove. “It’s like, uh, my thing.”

“Your thing,” said Tsumiki.

“Do you know Zeno’s Paradox? Do they, like, teach that? In schools? To toddlers like you? I don’t know.” He broke up the chocolate into little pieces, dropping them in with little plops. Some milk splashed on the counter-- a drop that would have hit his sleeve sheered off empty air. He met Tsumiki’s eye. He’d grabbed his sunglasses shortly after the tissues had been obtained, but they’d slid down his still slightly bleeding nose. “When things get close to me, I can make them go slower. Slower and slower the closer they get, until it’s like they’re not even moving. It’s called Infinity.”

Megumi shoved the wooden spoon at him. “It’ll burn.”

Gojou leaned back against the counter. “Then stir it yourself, kid. Eh, I guess you’re too short.” He took the spoon.

“But I broke your nose,” said Tsumiki. “Why did you have it on when you were asleep and not when you were awake? When you’re sleeping you’re just lying there.”

“First, you didn’t break my nose. I’m just bleeding a little,” Gojou said. “Second, I do have it on when I’m awake, most of the time.”

“But not when you’re with us,” Tsumiki said. Megumi prodded Gojou so he’d start moving the spoon in the warming milk again.

“Why would I need it with you, tiny?” Gojou said.

“You need to scrape the bottom of the pan or the milk will burn,” Megumi said.

“Gourmet, are we? Too good for a little charred milk?” Gojou said.

“I broke your nose,” Tsumiki said. She gripped her elbow, lip trembling dangerously. “Gojou, do people do stuff like that to you on purpose sometimes?”

“You didn’t break my nose,” Gojou said.

“You’re bleeding.”

“I was bleeding,” Gojou said. “Now I’m just a little gross around the nostrils.”

“I don’t want you to be bleeding.”

Gojou sighed. He turned off the stove and moved the pot off the glowing burner. He bent a little so he could look Tsumiki in the eye, glasses slipping even closer to the tufts of tissue sticking out from each nostril. “I’m okay,” he said. “I will be okay. Kiddo, you can break my nose anytime.”

“You could leave it on,” she said. “Your infinity.”

“And then what would happen when you wanted to hold my hand during the scary bits of Sailor Moon?”

“It doesn’t have scary bits,” Tsumiki said.

“All the same,” Gojou said. “Maybe some of the bits scare me, okay?”

“Okay,” she said.

Megumi handed Gojou a ladle, pointedly.

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