#dracula looking ass

[eightyfours]

Thomas Ian Griffith as Terry Silver

Cobra Kai 4.05

#happy birthday mister thomas sir <3333😁🥰 #terry silver #thomas ian griffith #cobra kai #cobrakaiedit #ckedit #efedits #dracula looking ass #terry

[puttingwingsonwords]

I do think the ‘comedy’ of Dracula in this part of the story only adds to the horror. Like we can all go ‘haha lizard fashion’ because it is ridiculous, he’s crawling barefoot on that wall like 🦎

But also fucking imagine a whole ass man skittering down a wall like that, the fact that his cloak is billowing like wings means he must be going fast too bc otherwise it would just fall over his head. (Or idk maybe he is using magic powers to make his cloak look cooler who knows.)

And it’s in his pretending to have servants too, I know, my most popular post rn is calling him a loser for it which he is!! He’s probably really embarrassed about it too bc it’s demeaning for a boyar to do those chores!

But Jonathan doesn’t have the luxury of laughing at this stuff.

One thing that really caught my attention this time is the uncanny valley of it all. From the moment Jonathan meets the Count, he can tell something is off. No matter how thickly he puts on the charm, Dracula can’t hide the fact that he’s not human; he’s something else, a ‘creature in the semblance of a man’, there’s something innately off-putting about his presence. His eyes, his teeth, his hands, his smell: he has the aura of a predator and Jonathan, his prey, can feel it.

From Jonathan’s point of view, every hilarious weird thing the Count does is another sign of him being Not Human, as well as the fact that he’s in total control—as his ruse of normality is slowly falling apart, but there’s still nothing Jonathan can do. The mask is slipping, the Count is revealing his true nature—whether accidentally or on purpose—and Jonathan can only watch and keep pretending in the hope that it will prolong his life.

#dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #there is also definitely a lot to be said about how the count is racialised in his physical descriptions and how that contributes to #his otherness. just something to keep in mind #my jewish ass reading dracula like haha he looks just like me 🙂 (except for that im not old and don’t have facial hair etc) #dracula & otherness is such an interesting topic i will read a thousand essays about it btw

[cloudsofbespin]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022 -) | 1.06  "Like Angels Put in Hell by God"  

Do you think I’m withholding? Go on. Ask your questions. I’ll answer them.

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #sam reid #iwtvsource #romisedits #iwtvedit #i love him all bloody and bruised #louis went all dracula on his sorry french ass #but it's hot af #also he looks really fucked out lmao #the hatesex must have been so good

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

Can we all pour one out for one of the most important unnamed characters of the novel Dracula by Bram Stoker and that's Dr. Seward's housekeeper. That lady must have had no idea what the fuck was happening and she still had to feed everyone.

#also Mina's whole blood baptism thing #It's already strange that all Dr Seward's random friends are just assembling right #and then All the Sudden. on the same night that Mr Renfield has his little accident #the one lady who seemed nice gets a big ass burn mark on her Forehead. and looks like death #like. hmm. #dracula spoilers #dracula

[latenightsundayblues]

op i need to know ur thoughts on john kramer yaoi.

Let that old man be free and a slut like god intended him to

#bisexual king!! #jill was his side piece. we all know he was getting some pathetic life insurance scammer boypussy on da regular #turned him into boy soup. thats his love language actually #like come on. look at his stupid ass fucking dracula robe. he thinks he looks soooo cool and dark. he thinks hes sooooo mysterious. #guess what kramer. youre not a boss ass bitch. youre a trashy ass FAG!!!!!!!! #latenightsundayblues ask tag

[mistydragonflyart]

SPOOKTOBER 2022 - DRACULA MAY 16

Oh, to be our dear friend, Jonathan Harker, in the presence of four sexy vampires ready to ravage him. I wish!

Yup just like the rest of tumblr, I’ve been reading Dracula Daily and it’s freaking awesome! I’m enjoying it way more than I expected to so I wanted to draw a few of my favourite scenes to start off this year’s Spooktober!! 

#my art #art #spooktober #spooktober 2022 #dracula #dracula daily #vampires #jonathan harker #fanart #ink #traditional art #inking #I got so into blocking in the shadows that I got carried away that I forgot to leave Dracula's hair alone #oops #I'm still happy with how this looks #It's not exactly as I imagined it but I need to cut myself some slack art block has been kicking my ass #also I'm behind on my reading so no spoilers please #also also I'm fucking proud of that hand what the hell where did that come from????

[victorianvivisection]

Still losing it over this image because I’m almost positive it’s due to tech limitations at the time aka a what we would call a dated model by today’s standards. BUT it looks like Isaac has the tiniest bit of hip fat and and I CANTTT 💕

#castlevania #akumajou dracula #curse of darkness #Seriously 3D model progression in games is insane a model can end up looking like ass in just 10 years which is crazy #Don’t worry Isaac that wasn’t about you ✨ #But you could be an ass model if you wanted to be 😏 #Jk what ass?

[aslanvlad]

my heart will never recover from them losing each other 🫠

#romance club #dracula a love story #dracula: a love story #rc aslan #dracula a love story spoilers #rc spoilers #I’m not posting that whack ass cg bc what the fuck was that #I don’t want to be ungrateful bc I know other routes are severely lacking in content #but why are they using AI so much #the DALS cgs (default white mc aside) have always so fucking gorgeous #this AI generated image doesn’t even look like them and it’s such a shame #anyway I’m happy we got this cute scene ❤️ #even tho it’s lowkey heartbreaking at the same time dmdnd #(bc everything will NOT be okay)

[the-crow-binary]

The love people show for the pink-haired BDSM vampire lady is proof that Isaac could’ve gotten fans who love him with his og design. Or maybe the world is still too homophobic for that.

Literally enrages me. And I'm someone who discovered Isaac first on NFCV and went "ew he's ugly wtf" when I first saw how he looked in the games. It didn't take me too long to actually take a liking to the design and realize how much more compelling it was thant N!Isaac though :) (no one would be shitting on G!Isaac as much as they are now if there wasn't N!Isaac to compare him to. there would still be people, but less)

I mean at least Isaac's design have a sense. There is meaning behind his tattoos, his half-covered face, his clothes (and the lack thereof) all up to his sharp nails. N!Isaac has nothing, even his Devil Forgemaster UNIFORM is a downgrade and lose the sense it was supposed to have by not even having the Devil Forgemaster's crest on it to begin with. (I saw someone say that he looked "mysterious" because of his tattoos and no. No he doesn't. It's a few dots and two lines. It's the laziest tattoos, G!Isaac has the Devil Forgemaster crest embedded in his skin and his tattoos actually have forms and complexity you can try to interpret. what is there to interpret in N!Isaac's dots and lines?? MORSE CODE?? IT MEANS "MEIIIE" JUST SO YOU KNOW)

So it's already insulting that they changed his design because "bohoo he too slutty and BDSM-y he wouldn't fit" (even though you just had to give him clothes or smth), but it's even worse now that they literally took a HUMAN OLD LADY character (that could have been fun to have fight, to change from all the young-looking people) and turn her not only into a VAMPIRE, but a vampire with PINK HAIR, PINK EYES, AND A BDSM OUTFIT. And why? Because it's hot I guess. :) There's no other reason. I mean I'll give NFCV the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe they'll give an explanation in-universe as to why she is the way she is (just like it was explained in-universe what happened to Isaac to make him look and act the way he does. But no N!Isaac fans care about that since they couldn't keep shitting on G!Isaac otherwise). But yeah, I don't have much hope. NFCV was never smart enough to have characterization as deep and complex as the games could have. In the best way I could describe it... it's literally so american. It REEKS of america and it's culture and it's own view on things such as religion and gender and sex and politics. Friendly reminder that CV is originally a japanese franchise. So ofc the non-japanese creators had to force their own culture on it (consciously or not).

But honestly it looks borderline sexist to me. NFCV forced a male character to conform to the american standard of masculinity, and sexualized and slutiffied a female character that did not have any sexy trait before (since it wasn't the point of her character). And thus for no apparent reason. And people are literally applauding them... what the fuck.

#NFCV literally have no originality. none. everything it gets applauded for the games or other medias did first and better. #i have yet to see ANY important female character in their show that is not a young/good-looking girlboss #even MARIA IS NO EXCEPTION. #SHE'S A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL WHO WANTS TO KICK THE BAD GUYS' ASSES #SHE HAS SUCH A CHILD-LIKE VIEW OF THE HORRIFIC WORLD SHE LIVES IN AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES HER SO LOVABLE #SHE IS SO OPTIMISTIC AND HEROIC AND NOT AS NAIVE AS SHE MIGHT LOOK BECAUSE SHE CAN STILL TELL WHEN THERE IS DANGER #SHE'S THE GIRL WHO WAS LIKE 'I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT I'M A CHILD' WHEN DRACULA TRIED TO DEBATE ABOUT GOOD AND EVIL WITH HER #AND THEN NFCV COMES AROUND AND MAKE HER CALL RICHTER A “WANKER” #i hate this show so much and I am so ashamed of the fact i ever liked it #nnnnngh ANYWAY............ #i could go on and on about how much I despise the OG NFCV and everything i've seen of Nocturne this far #but I have to go to work. smh. #anti netflixvania

[see-arcane]

Mina's incredible (and underrated) detective prowess would be very useful I bet. Put her on the helm Integra, Van Helsing praised her brains as being above everyone's including himself for a reason.

I honestly can't guess what the chemistry between Integra and Mina would be. Integra doesn't really click with me as a classically heroic character, for all that she does focus on saving humanity from the undead via Alucard and her forces, being the Boss Lady etc etc. She's miles away from being as insidious as an Amanda Waller, but...

The hotel. The fucking hotel will never leave me.

Yes, the order went directly against 'soldiers of the enemy,' but those soldiers had been lied to about who and what they were charging into. Which was obvious even without being a fly on the wall to know their higher-ups had fed them some BS to march them into death and win their own power grab from Millennium. She didn't tell Alucard to 'make it quick' or even just to 'neutralize.' She told him to search and destroy. Folding to Alucard's egging and negging to seem like a Worthy War Commander in the grand scheme~ of the plot

She's not heartless, exactly, but she is arctic and surprisingly quick to breeze past the loss of lives that aren't under her direct care/command. While she might respect Mina's abilities and investigative skills--I wouldn't be surprised if Mina could intuit Millennium's endgame well before the climax could happen--Integra inherited none of her ancestor's warm regard, supposing Abraham van Hel(l)sing had any of the original's tenderness in him (50/50 considering this takes place in aggro horror territory). We can't even say if this universe's Mina played any big role in cornering Dracula; she might just have been a targeted damsel.

All that said, I think Integra would see Mina as another time-displaced bleeding heart with a few useful skills, same as Jonathan. Someone to be an ally at best, a liability at worst. So I don't see her handing over any reins or offering to be co-girlbosses any time soon :c

#Integra is a good character #but not my favorite #Hirano let her look cool a lot and stand imposingly and smoke cigars #she got to shoot a few bad guys including the Major himself! #but the lion's share of development and interesting actions were all Alucard's and occasionally Seras' #I think the story kind of fumbled a lot of her potential to be more than Boss Lady who has cooler/more powerful people do stuff AROUND her #rather than let her really do anything herself without somebody else being the driving muscle/energy #Mina by contrast is ACTIVE #even working within the constraints of being a young woman in the Victorian era #she is hauling ass and making connections and paving the road to victory against Dracula himself #all while having a massively open heart that takes in so many people #like the rest of the original Drac Attack Pack it isn't just the loss of Lucy that drives them #she and Jonathan and Van Helsing and the Suitors all lock down on Thwarting Dracula #because if they just sit back and do nothing then He Wins and Humanity Loses--they became the OG Vampire Hunter Gang out of necessity #and goodwill #whereas Integra kind of just inherits Hellsing and its mission with the same vibe as someone inheriting Dad's job #maybe if we'd gotten scenes where it shows how she's handling the toll of running things; the sacrifices made in blood and its effects #I'd see more chemistry in potentia between her and someone as dynamic as Mina #but as it stands #I think Mina would just be another new accessory #anyway #integra hellsing #mina harker #dracula #hellsing

[beevean]

vs

Only one of them comes off as an actually cool dude who cares about giving credit when it's due.

The other is just an arrogant dick :^)

#fans don't look #trevor belmont #posts that make sense to me and me only #it's just that i love trevor precisely because he's the sonic of castlevania #he will kick your whole ass one second and sing the praises of the superpower of teamwork™ the next #they're both great friends!! even with a hint of cockiness #but nooooooo sonic has to turn into a whole braggart #almost makes me glad that n!trevor is nothing like trevor so i don't have to suffer like this #just look at trevor *immediately* pointing out that he's not the only one who deserves to be remembered for killing dracula #reminds me a little of sonic thanking tails and knuckles in heroes 🥺 #one day western writers will remember that sonic is polite but that day gets further away

[eightyfours]

Thomas Ian Griffith as Terry Silver

Cobra Kai 4.04 (pt.1)

#terry silver #cobra kai #cobrakaiedit #ckedit #thomas ian griffith #he's so hot here #dracula looking ass #efedits #terry

[toytulini]

i may not be able to open posts from my notes or messages or get more context on posts via looking at the notes, but at least i can make fucked up coffee properly now

#toy txt post #while i was away i began my journey into coffee snobbery. im doing my best. i have a lot to learn #i have a fancy hand grinder that all the ppl on reddit hemmedvand hawed andaid it would probably be somewhat #Acceptable for pour over coffee that I got for less than $100. i want you to understand the coffee grinder ppl are insane. #there are grinders for sale that cost like more than my car did brand new. these ppl are insane? i got a chemex pour over #and a glass stovetop gooseneck kettle cos i couldnt find an electric kettle that didnt have the metal touching the water. prolly cos it #would make them less energy efficient and defeat the purpose but i dont fuck w metal water vessels cos historically They Keep Betraying Me #by making my drinks taste like ass. i got some genetic fuckery going on ig. like the cilantro soap gene but its the metal makes water taste #like ass gene? idk. but i wanted a kettle that didnt have metal and i wanted that gooseneck pour so i found one on Amazon. surprisingly #hard to find? annoying. mostly bc every search engine is bad and kept showing me metal kettles anyway. i got a grinder i got a pour over i #got a kettle i got fancy beans from a local small business i started drinking it black. im going to unlock these flavors. i will get it #but also. im still a goblin. i put garlic powder in with the grounds and made garlic coffee. its interesting. it tastes like garlic. and #coffee. but actually the garlic is mostly an aftertaste? #so it feels very similar to drinking a cup of black coffee to accompany your garlic bread actually. the first time i made it i think it #underextracted the coffee tho. second time i extracted the coffee enough but i didnt like it as much? both times. fascinatingly #i did not get strong aromas! which was weird: i find both garlic and coffee have pretty strong scents already #i wouldve thought combining them would make it stronger? it was a little stronger while brewing the second time but smelled good to me #i find the flavor of it compelling enough that id like to try to refine it a bit more and see if i can make it good #ive come a long way since my first garlic coffee haha #(adding garlic salt to black coffee out of a keurig. dont reccomend this: garlic salt has too much salt and it overpowers everything. #could not get a garlic flavor without overpowering salt flavors. so it mostly tasted like seawater with a hint of coffee. garlic powder is #the way to go. anyway next i want to try it with a lighter roast. i was using medium roast #of a local brand that i would name for exposure but wont name lest it doxxes me haha #also want to try egg coffee sometimes? the vietnamese one. looks..intriguing. robusta beans scare me a little tho #anyway. if youre interested in interesting flavors i recc garlic coffee. it was intriguing. if i find a methodology i think tastes best #ill update yall #im also interested in other things. i want to experiment with spicy coffee. chili powder or cayenne #make the paprika dracula coffee haha #im also admittedly intrigued by butter coffee? as a flavor profile tho not for fad diet reasons.

[heartlessmonsterlover]

#oc: lou #oc: heather #contractions babyyy... #hope this does not disappointanybody but he does not have claws they are just fake nails.. #i was reading dracula as a gay ass little teenager and when i read that he had claws #iwent oh he shoudl paint them then. obviously. #so that's the look for lou

[hauntingblue]

Luffy has been on point with his king's haki this arc so far..... really liking it

#like even passed out...... king behaviour #are zoro and kaido paralels bc zoro has been upping up his drinking lately lmao #a sinkhole...... well... #OTAMA IS ALIVE AND NOT CAPTURED????? OMG INU FOUND HER!!!!!!! #omg they are just DRAGGING luffy across the desert..... ENOUGH #ROBIN'S FACE WHEN SHE KNOWS LUFFY IS IN WANO AJSHAKAH #zoro just taking a stroll eating wasabi sushi akdhaksjsks WE ARE IN A CRISIS #luffy ate the fish and turbo spit the spines to the guards i know it #oh nvm its not luffy lmao #they bandaged his face so its just angry eyes #which btw kinda disappointed they just default paint the eyes grey now..... luffy sanji zoro etc..... #OH KID IN THE CELL!!! #ACT ONE OVER!!! THAT IS SO FUN!!!! THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS WITH WCI TOO!!! ITS A MUSICAL MOVIE AFTER ALL.... #i love angry luffy i hate seeing him like this because that's not his natural state tho. really enjoy it #talking tag #watching one piece #did they make mihawk even whiter???? dracula looking ass #perona is still living there lmaooo #she really is an edgy teen.... i love it. if you dont care i dont mind goodbye (she does care) #he said to be careful ooooooh..... that rrally is his father #wonder if he said anything to zoro lmao #is he teaming up with moria???? nvm moria is attacking him.... well done i guess... someone here proactive #why tf would he want absalom??? nvm he is bait.... #avalo pizarro????? bizarre name lmao very spanish sounding.... disturbing #absalom gave uo his fruit???? to shilew.... oh my gooooooooood EVEN WORSE #absalom is dead i guess????? #devon lgbt queen i guess..... they got rep before the mugis... we are falling behind.... namivivi kiss when to top the scales #the rev army fighting fujitora and the other admiral..... wtf is blackbeard going to do..... THE END SCENE OOOF #episode 916 #episode 917

[captaincolorblob]

Listen s5 is a blast to watch in general but I think the Halloween arc has gotta be hands down the most fun. Like Mikey throws a silver coin down a guy’s throat, if that isnt amazing entertainment i dont know what is

#tmnt 2012 #so many good mikey moments #also their fits are amazing idc what anyone says #also way funnier then it has to be #like leo's delivery when he says ''I feel like Van Helsing! But way cooler then him actually way cooler then Van Helsing'' had me ROLLING #sadly not much april or casey content but at least i got some capriltello crumps so you win some you lose some #also renet is just<33333 i love her sm #also the way mikey is just fucking SWOONING over her half the time is so adorable #like in the monsters among us scene after they finally reach the sewers after mikey shot a werewolf in the nose #you can just see him look at her and smile so geniunely while the others are talking and you just know his ass is not listening to a single #word #i LEGITIMATELY accidently said OUT LOUD ''i wish someone would look at me the way mikey looks at renet'' #dracula and savanti also have some amazing moments #like when dracula wants to take the time cepter for himself then realizes it doesnt work savantie sending the pharaoh to kill dracula but #dracula just fucking EVISIRATES the guy #or when after dracula got stabbed by mikey how savanti just steps on the guys bones and says ''well he was a jerk anyway'' with such a funny #expression #the different vampire transformations were also so fun #and who could forget the line ''smoooooth donatelloo'' fucking ICONIC #dia rambles