#eat big lettuce

[prof-pocket]

#peepymoment

@prrplefungal oc

#its her #uhhhhhhhhh #purple dumptruck #peepy in animal jam???????????????? #peeby budder n jam saendwich #yummy yummy #eat big lettuce #lesbian sugar momma

[biscuitverse]

im a slut for good, quality meats..🐮🐷🐔

carniwhore

#i love going to butcher shops and smelling the air like a dog #i can smell every animal and its quality #brain go primal reptile mode #**slithers and bleps** #carnivore mode #eat big lettuce

[evilkaeya]

love how Hoshikawa draws fifteen Dazai like a little sleep paralysis demon <3

#he's standing there... menacingly..... #big bug eyes observing the world #I ADORE HIM SM #putting him between breads with lettuce and cheese and eating him #bsd dazai #bsd fifteen

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

bros shrekmaxxing

SHREKMAXXING???

#excuse me but i have to protest the validity of this claim #WHEN DID SHREK EVER EAT LETTUCE #smh the howdymaxxing joke was Right There #L moment. im disappointed in you big mig </3 #i thought i could trust you </3 #falsely accused shrekmaxxing smh... #rambles from the bog

[97-liners]

mingyu bad at rapping… but good at wrapping his arms around others for a nice warm hug :) this is all ive got rn sorry 😔

ur probaby right tho

#anon #ask #tho he'd probably be bad at wrapping gifts judging by those big clumsy potato hands #probably good at wrapping lettuce wraps tho !! expert at cooking AND eating....

[akkivee]

a good burger and fries for the birthday boy!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💛💛💛💛💛💛

#this is vee speaking #i wanted to add more ingredients to the burger like lettuce and bacon but my family used those ingredients for their 4th of july meal #and that’s kinda cowabummer but oh well i still got egg and caramelised onion lol #becAUSE WE TRYNA BE FANCY FOR THIS BROKE BOY HAPPY BIRTHDAY DICE HERES THE MEAL YOU ASKED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #PLS CHERISH THE CLOTHES RAMUDA MADE FOR YOU AND DONT TRY TO PAWN THEM OFF INSTANTLY LMAO #GENCHA WAS KINDA BTCHING AT YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY SO I SAY EAT OUT THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT ON HIS DIME LMAO #I HOPE YOU GET BIG WINS LATER ON LOL AND CAN SLEEP IN A COZY BED TONIGHT #AND IF NOT RIOS ARMS ARE VIABLE— #HAPPY BIRTHDAY AGAIN DAISU 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #vee is arting

[rollinouttahere]

Why :))))) do people :))))))) always feel the need to comment on how much I'm eating :))))))

#like yeah bitch boy im gonna eat a big lunch we work 12 hour shifts #5 lettuce leaves isnt going to cut it #It's like the universe wants me to have another anorexia relapse jfc #delete later

[bunnyb34r]

Hmm is this burnout (overdoing everything bc the craft show is SATURDAY) or just a depression episode? Or both??

Either way this shit sucks I have shit to do

#marquilla #i have to get shit packed. fill the handwarmers. fill the cat toys. make the bunnies. finish the teeth. deal with the necklaces and clean #the display stand. and then we're gonna have to pack all this shit up in my car 😭 thank god i have a wagon dgdgdgdg #i didnt use it at the Big Show one and i had to walk across the whole parking lot AND the school hallways AND the gym 😭 i was dying #and in not craft show stuff i have to sort and clean my salads for the week (i really wish josie's organic fucking had quality control or #something bc my salads will be a best by date 7-10 days away and ill have to throw out a quarter of it bc it's rotting or turning #there's no other option besides make my own and ADHD tax... Dole salads are too expensive for what you get and theres no other #premade just greens salad where we shop 😩 #like the parts that ARENT rotten or turning make a great salad but i hate that i have to sit down and sort through it #oh and i have to sort the red lettuce from the greens bc that rots faster and the stiffer greens last longer #i get those big tubs of salad and split it into four portions and will eat the whole portion as a meal shdhdhhd

[medicinemane]

My stomach sounds like some manner of beast right now, just kind of "mhhhrmmhhbbhh"ing, like some sort of creature snuffling and grumbling

#it may in fact shock you that a single potato did not in fact fill me up #but that's what was on offer tonight #and... and between there not being a lot that I'm up to scavenging in the first place and my stomach not making me feel great... #kinda makes it hard to feel like trying to track down something to eat #what I wouldn't give to have like... a dozen big hamburgers and a spinach or romaine type salad #doubt I could eat it; but it's what I'm feeling like might actually get me out of food deficit if I did manage to eat it all #I don't want sweets; I want food; but my mom loves using her money to pick up sweets and it's like... #a couple really nice quality burgers... even... 2... maybe 4 if we're honest; that's what I'd love #maybe a classic style; a bbq one; something with some spicy peppers on it; and then... surprise me with the last one; just no tomatoes #(and only good quality lettuce; you can put it on there but only if it isn't iceburg) #if only if only if only... if only I had a fuck ton of money or if only I had the skills to make that for myself #man I could go for some food right now... just a burger; that's what I'm really craving #like I said; that sausage patty earlier just made me hungrier so I feel like I need meat #and I fucking know all those SEO articles always say there's no way you need more protein in fact you're getting too much #but I just... I want just a massive amount of meat; a mountain of it... or fuck; don't care; you get me whatever it is in it that I'm wanti #and you put it in a vegan form I don't care... I just want whatever it is I'm wanting; and it's taking the form of burgers #Just like... if I had like 50 burgers in the fridge and I could heat one up any time I was hungry #I might actually be full for once after like a week (and maybe out of burgers) #I know I'm better off than most people; I know I'd be fine if I just wasn't so stupid and lazy #but I'm so fucking hungry and have been all my life #a decent meal that comes around more than once a month (that it's rare it comes around that often) #what an amazing idea; you know? #that month where I'd bought that like month of $1 big burger coupons for smashburger... that was maybe the one time I was almost full #only meal of the day most of the days... but fuck... one big burger every day is at least something

[qumiiiquinnquin]

im eating a lot of lettuce right now and i feel like a rabbit

#not a vent #my grandma said i even look a bit like a rabbit #i dont mean eating salad i mean eating like actual big leaves of lettuce

[prof-pocket]

pov u work at mcdonalds and the shamrock shake is back

#oc #eat big lettuce #dr dashiroonie

[a-god-in-ruins-rises]

beer battered fish is easily an s-tier food

#on a slightly unrelated note #i see these vids of these slavic men eating #and it's always like....dude just eating an onion or pickles or a big sausage #or just whole cooked potatoes #like he's just holding a whole potato in his hand and chowing down #and the comments are often commenting on how unappetizing the shit is #but man it looks so good to me #i used to eat raw whole onions like an apple #or whole heads of lettuce #bro it's so good #it's so satisfying #and pickled foods #anything pickled is good in my book #i'm just thinking about how it's often the simplest foods that are the best #there's just something about it #a sausage and pickled peppers and hard boiled eggs can be dinner

[cranraspberry]

hav convinced myself I don’t like food anymore idk how to get over this one

#in my 23 years of being mentally I’ll I’ve never actually not wanted to eat??? #like it’s physical at this point I ate Mac n cheese and it tasted like bile I ate a Big Mac and it tasted like god food and wet lettuce #Ed tw

[sawruhh]

yo why would you ever make a salad and cut the greens in pieces bigger than bite-size. what are you accomplishing. just chop it finer. do better

#i am indeed eating my fav salad in the world #but the lettuce is too big #remember

[nosouphere]

I flogged an Encanto post for being spam content accidentally and totally sent it somehow because I used the satanic kale. I instantly tried to figure out how to undo it but it's too late? I now know why it's called the devil's lettuce, because only Beelzebub could take over a person's consciousness and compel them to report something so wholesome.

#regerts #jail a thousand years jail for me #mea culpa #cant undo #devil's lettuce #fml #sorrysorrysorrysorrysor #did you know that those big round orange construction cones are called channelizer drums #i really need more pineapple #can i grill pineapple at 5am #shit #how is 5am #help #is the pineapple eating me from inside rn? #i heard pineapple eats you #i deserve it #for i have commited the crime #please consume me fully good pineapple man

[two-crabs]

i know i have reached a point of true adult maturity because i dragged myself into the kitchen for dinner tonight with every intention of making boxed mac and cheese, but was then confronted by the fridge full of fresh vegetables (both from mine AND my friends' gardens) and i had a preemptive wave of guilt over letting even a single leaf of them go bad.

so i ate the vegetables for dinner. because i am. an adult.

#BIG spinach and lettuce salad and roasted radishes with hummus #i am. so healthy and responsible. #and i'm gonna eat mac and cheese for brunch tomorrow probably