friendly reminder that miles edgeworth, the bitch from california™, canonically does not wear his prosecutor's badge because it's not the proper way to accessorize his gaudy little outfit
phoenix is so funny conceptually as a character because hes so silly and goofy (especially in court) but then hes also the bitchiest little middle schooler you have ever seen like. im not even through the second game but
all this coming from the same guy who is Like This in courts of law:
local lawyer gets disbarred and ignores friend's calls because of unhealthy coping mechanisms; gets a hug and unconditional support when the friend comes back from europe