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brongusthearcanist · 29 days
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Today I purchased a carton of grade A large Kroger brand eggs. I have cracked 4 of them so far and every single one has been double yoked. I have a feeling that this entire carton is made of eggs with 2 yokes, but I'm not gonna waste the eggs so join me in this journey.
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exocc · 1 year
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spiralshells · 1 year
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Ookoo and Kookovo, a tribute to the “bad EGGS” of gen III and also a riff on brood parasite cuckoos. Ookoo hide in the nests of other Pokemon for protection and will sneakily devour the real eggs one by one. Once they’ve finished off a nest (or have been discovered and driven out by the parent Pokemon) they will find a new nest and start over until they have grown enough to evolve into Kookovo. The adult Kookovo will then abandon its young in an unattended nest, and the cycle continues. Their typing is dark/poison.
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flygefisk · 1 month
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some foolish hatches! first 3 are up for trades/offers idk- eggplant gal is a double!
3rd one tho is my new son say hello
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All of my mutuals ... what's ur f/o gonna bring to the barbecue this spring break
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mxiize · 10 months
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Like 4 eg g
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moenmomentsthemoe-en · 2 months
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no actually shut . shut the . be quiet horrors i could have a boiled egg
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lycheefruiit · 10 months
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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silverjirachi · 11 months
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i’m not supposed to be going through an identity crisis i’m 27
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volfoss · 4 months
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actually it does always make me insane in fiction when characters act kind of harsh towards each other but actually would sacrifice everything for each other. like i think volfoss does this really well with veycer and sheala bc YES veycer sucks. hes the worst man alive etc. but even if he is willing to do something that seems outwardly cruel to sheala, it is actually there for her protection and its handled so well. like the way that veycer in every route minus the war route/bad route is just seen as like. yeah hes kind of a dick and then you see how he does care about his family and those he is close to (do NOT get me started on him w frokiston ok. we would be here for hours). like you don't see him as a stereotypically kind character even IN the bad routes (for this post and like. generally- this refers to the ikuaipe and evil endings), he cheers when a character who you thought was close to him died, he isn't particularly nice to shalvas at first, but the kicker for me is how the evil route handles him as a character w a lot of depth. w the evil route, shalvas is on his side (veycer leads the ikuaipe army, so shalvas is helping out as a kind of freelance agent) but due to being evil shalvas does attack the ikuaipe army a bit (not just them but. for the purposes of NOT spoiling the evil arc fully i wont get into details a ton). and for a bit its unclear if it really was shalvas that fafreem (another trooper) saw and i cannot emphasize enough how veycer just REFUSES to believe it. because he did get attached to shalvas and cares about him and just. cannot believe in his heart that shalvas would do something that cruel. that kind of character gets me every time.
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clearskiiess · 5 months
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cancel this motherfucker Cncel this toxic fucking whoere
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avalonianrising · 1 year
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Every year, I tell myself “you don’t need to open every single chest as you get them. Just let them accumulate, and you can open a big batch at once!”
Every year, I fail miserably.
I open those chests one by one with the crazed desperation that grips me every NotN.
Does it remind me of the very first NotN? Perhaps. Maybe it’s so ingrained in my system that I sincerely cannot help it.
In short: NotN gives me lizard brain.
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bednbunfast · 6 months
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i am passing out 👍
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helloiamaustin · 11 months
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What comes out of eggs. I’m not asking.
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thestardustheadmates · 2 months
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I just realized I put the egg on our toast the wrong way around so the butter is on the bottom and the egg is on the top, so I am desperately trying to hold it in such a way where I can still type. God help me. - Flake
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hornyforthevirginmary · 3 months
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who needs porn when you can have egg
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