#el oh el dgaf

[tlouwhore]

modern!ellie headcanons

notes/warnings: pet names used (baby), sfw, loser!ellie a little (i cant help it), no race specific information, androgynous reader

★ she has an insane mug collection thats so strange, when you go to hers for the first time its such a weird thing

"you want something to drink?"

"sure"

and you'll go back to messing with her stuff that she left sprawled across her coffee table until you hear her clomp over and extend her arm, she'll be holding an inconveniently built mug out to you casually

"els, what the fuck is that?"

she tilts her head and furrows her brow, confused at your comment as if its unreasonable to ask why shes handing you a horrifically constructed alien mug thats bound to spill all over you

★ speaking of these mugs, she refuses to get rid of *any* of them. when you guys move in together you're begging her to just get rid of one but she refuses

"els, please. we dont have enough shelves for these, we need normal drinking glasses."

you sigh as the mugs sit across the kitchen counter, shes on one side staring at them while youre on the other side staring at her.

"i cant, i use them all"

she doesn't. she drinks out of one and she only ever drinks water from it. you go back and forth for merely minutes before you throw in the towel and just let her do her thing, if shes happy you dgaf about the normal water glasses.

★ shes a loud ass walker, you will hear her before you see her. you genuinely start to think she's doing it on purpose.

★ she has one belt and its one wrong move from completing snapping in two pieces, there is a literal half inch of material holding it together

★ needs to pet street cats every time she sees them, whenever you point out that they're probably diseased she scoffs

★ tries to pretend shes good at fixing things but has no clue what shes doing—the toilet isnt flushing properly and so she stands about 3 feet from it and stares at it with her weight shifted to one side. she'll have on a tank top on and slacked down carhartt pants engulfing her legs as she nods. she really likes to take care of you so she'll refuse to admit she has no idea what shes doing and when you walk away she looks up "toilet not flushing reddit"

★ she fucks with the twilight franchise but pretends to hate it because it doesn't "look cool"

★ she cant drive, she failed her permit test 3 times and pretends like every other driver on the road is the problem (shes the issue every time)

★ she drives a beat up car or truck, it smells a little funny and the radio gets three stations so you have to rummage through her mass cd collection to find something to listen to. half the cds wont even be in their case but instead haphazardly chucked around her car in random spots. the only ones she keeps in order are your cds, which have a specific bag so you don't have to scurry about in her car to find them.

★ 3 pairs of socks and they all have holes in them, she'll complain that the floor is cold all the time

"god the floor is so cold in here"

"can you just put some socks on?"

"i'm wearing socks right now"

"oh really?"

and she'll point as her feet, half her toes are out and her heel is fully exposed. its about the same as just wearing no socks at some point. you'll just stare in disbelief for a moment before scoffing.

"what'd you do that for?"

that small crease between her brows finding its way to her face as it always does.

"you're barely wearing socks"

"oh whatever"

★ has to physically restrain herself from telling you the gift she bought you for any holiday or event, shes tweaking out and cant function until she gives it to you

★ she loves to just be in your presence, she'll observe your routines. she enjoys perching next to you as you get ready, no matter how short or long or a routine she will be by your side

★ she can cook a crazy burger but that's literally all she can make

★ shes a blushing mess for you but she loves to get cocky and pretend she isn't when texting you

★ needy and will message you thirst trap ass photos in an attempt to get you to leave work early and be with her (it works)

#ellie williams #the last of us #ellie williams x reader smut #loser!ellie #tlou2 #tlou #tlou ellie #ellie x reader fluff #ellie x you #ellie x y/n #ellie fluff #ellie williams imagine #ellie the last of us #ellie tlou #ellie x reader #ellie hcs #ellie headcanons #modern ellie #modern au

[lunisway]

04/01/24

What a day! It was actually pretty okay, you know? Just a chill four-day Monday. But let me tell you, I was so drunk yesterday lol. I do not remember how I got into bed, just that T and me watched super boring movies. But at least T was excited for them, so whatever. Like I had hoped we didn´t talk about me letting him know I purged my food yesterday (probably also why I got so drunk) and I lost a bunch of weight.

I used to do this a few years ago a bit, that I would not eat the day and then get drunk and party and lose weight that way on the weekend. Sometimes I would binge on a small fry when I was drunk and still lost weight so I guess we´re back to that.

I miss being single a little bit now. I could just get drunk and not eat and get validation I desperately needed for my self-esteem from random guys. T doesn´t do that. He´ll tell me he thinks I´m not fat, but I know that's a lit. We never have sex anymore, he keeps telling me we will and in the end we don´t. Which is fine. I get it, I´m gross and fat and ugly lol. I also know that was an issue between him and his ex-wife K. K demanded T find her attractive being overweight and stuff and he didn´t and I understand it. Sometimes I wish T was fat, so I could feel better about myself (what an ugly desperate thought). But he is an 160 lbs of muscle and hot as fuck! There is a reason he got away with everything he did lol. When I think about it I know I´m better off married and I love T. To an extend it hurts sometimes. But right now I barely feel anything but anger at myself to get so fat and disgust and emptiness. I embrace the emptiness tho. It´s better than all the other overwhelming and exhausting emotions I tend to feel on the daily - thanks ADHD for that btw.

Sorry for going on and on and on. I don´t really have anyone to talk to since I moved in with T because we´re so far from everyone I know and in addition I wouldn´t want any of my real life friends to know how I´m doing and that I wish I had an eating disorder to finally lose weight and how I hate myself and my life lol. Wouldn´t want anyone to worry about me. I´m on the road to self-destruction, but it seems like a good kind. A kind that brings me closer to my goals.

I just don´t care anymore. Is that bad? I used to care and just was in pain. Now I dgaf anymore and the pain is gone. The idea of T cheating again? Whatever, ha can do what he wants as long as he provides from our family. He can´t hurt me worse than I hurt myself.

I am fantasizing about going to live with my best friend J in El Paso. I miss her so much and when I visited her a few weeks back and it felt so good! I guess I never lived with a person I really liked before (discounting living with T, but our relationship is so complicated and exhausting. I always have to be on edge to avoid topics that will stir shit up and I feel like he needs me to take care of him. J doesn´t need that, she is amazingly self sufficient). Maybe that wasn´t fair to say. I do really like T. Good god, I love him and married him and it´s not like he´s forcing me to live here lol. J and me are just really similar. A lot of the same trauma. I am so grateful I met her, she is like the sister and best friend I never had!

Sorry for using this as a diary. I just needed to get this out I think. It feels good to scream into the void, knowing none of the people involved will ever see this.

Oh btw. here´s my daily intake

It´s okay. I feel like I ate too much. Realistically I know it´s not a whole lot, but IDK. I feel like I should be eating less. I might have overestimated my dinner btw. T said he had like half of the portion, but I don´t believe him. I´d rather overestimate than underestimate.

I don´t really need the carrots I want to eat later, but I miss the crunch.

T and me made a food plan for this week:

Homemade pizza (I was surprised by how little kcal it had, so I´m making more lol. T loves pizza, so he´d never complain)

Couscous salad with carrots, celeriac, celery, parsnips, broccoli, spinach (?) and non fat-greek-yoghurt ( T wants some tuna with it, I´m not wholly convinced I want that too as of now) I´m kinda worried about the kcals of this.

Chicken breast with a spinach salad (spinach, carrots, parm, walnuts, olive oil, lemon) some breadsticks for T, he really liked the last ones I made.

Also baby C is laying at my feet and sleeping like a good boy! I love him so much, I never thought I could love an animal so much!! On that note, I´ll give him some more cuddles, have the carrots and then head to bed. T is already asleep, so maybe I´ll cuddle him a little bit too. He likes it a lot.

Good night peeps!

Todo tomorrow:

Grocery shopping

Send postcards T and me got for his fam on our trip to Italy

Donate blood

Make breadsticks

Make pizza dough

Make dinner

Wash the bed + Laundry

Sell K´s shit she left here

Look for jobs

#update #diary #weight loss #weight goals #weight management #i need to lose so much weight #i need to lose this weight #i wanna lose weight #thoughts #late night thoughts

[thesolotomyhan]

There's a lot we could talk about with Món: from his speedo, to his ass (or lack of lolol) to how he would propose, but i'll go right into the serious important question here reina: do you think he could be committed, faithful to a woman 100%? like Mín is with Ruth, as far a we know? bc i have to say s3!Món did established he's a party boy, he likes having fun, likes going out with his friends to the clubs, where obviously he attracts the attention of viejas who dgaf if he's married or not, so would he have the strength to say: thanks, but no thanks i'm married? I can see it going both ways: him cheating, not seeing the big deal about it and just asking you to forgive him later, OR him following Min's path once he found the one. I love mi ninõ hermoso with all my heart, pero I have doubts if he could do faithful...perhaps once he's older, what do you think? PS: This though was prompted by me reading the wedding hc, which btw made me feel SO MUCH AND CRY !!!! ( hermoso cariño oh my goddd !!!!!!!🥰🥰😭😭) it was perfect! BUT it got me thinking about this like: ok what happens after the marriage? would he let go of his partying ways? would be faithful to his princesa? Or would he act a bit like Pablo you know? su esposa claramente es el amor de su vida y su prioridad SIEMPRE, but he also compartmentalizes some of his feelings and needs with a different woman. SO SORRY! this got long and deep.....no pressure for you to answer it! it's just a thought I had and needed to share with you! I'll shut up now dssjdjsds ;)

ayy dios- wow ok bestie sooo,,, my ass wants to lean into him following benjamins example once he for sure knows he found his amor de la vida ya know like to the point where he finds no other comparable and he becomes infatuated,, and i mean looking at benjamin and francisco who are both married but still go out to have a guys night i feel as though ramon would start to become more like them,,, like by s3 hes starting to become more mature so if were talking about that then yeah haha,, but also i can see where your getting your doubts from because yeah hes joven and just feels like one not being the type to be held down but honestly i do feel like when hes finally found the one hes going to be out here acting a bit more mature when you’re not around and following mins example :(

awwww 🥺 thank you for that comment haha that wedding hc had me llorando media noche for him :((( i couldnt handle it :( im happy you enjoyed it haha and again UGH YOUR QUESTIONS LOL como me pones a pensar,,, so maybe ,, maybe not if you get where im coming from but he would love to go partying with you tho if you wanted to but he might occasionally go partying just maybe not so much and if he becomes infatuated with you :( there is no one like you for him to be looking at someone else :( ayy no because i feel like it runs in the family that no one would be disrespecting your name much less putting their hands on you in front of him ,, so i feel like he wouldnt lean into being like pinche pablo you feel? ok ok im done rambling too haha

#asks #ducavalentinos #for me… personally #I don’t think he would be like pablo- hes trying his best to be committed to you once he’s really fallen in love with someone completely:( #idk tho haha thats just me

[stellarbisexual]

STS3E8

oh JESUS really jonathan? you’re gonna cut her leg open?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! ickkkkkkkkk

hoadhsdsoginfkalfa EWWWWWWWWW

well that was a nice alien reference

MOM AND DAD ARE HERE, THE ONLY ACTUAL PARENTS TO THESE NEGLECTED CHILDREN

ONE MORE EP ONE MORE INTRO

alright, this is it. the ep where we find out who dies. i’ve got high hopes for this one tbh bc david harbour spoke so highly of it on the insta.

“it sorta destroyed your cabin.” WAIT DOES THIS MEAN HOP AND EL HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE BYERS?! OUR DREAM IS COMING TRUE

“why is this four year old speaking to me?” lol me on tumblr, often

it’s gotta be weird for winona ryder to have gone from looking way down at will to looking up at him XD

AWWWWWWWWW hop holding el’s hand <3

fuck. i’m getting the feeling hop is going to sacrifice himself. ughhhhhhhh nooooooo

this’ll be interesting with el essentially out of commission.   (tbh the most interesting choice the writers have made this season so far.)

hopppppp DAAADDDYYYYYYYY 

winona looks so tiny in that lil comrade uniform <3 <3

jfc JOYCE FINALLY you agree to this date happily

#heightdifference (someone pls make a compilation, season 3 has been a gift on this front)

lmao the monster screamed into the walkie talkie

KEEP WILL SAFE GDI or i will throw someone out a window

yas lucas coming in clutch with the slingshot <3

AWW IT’S SUZIE!!!!!!!!!! SHE CALLED HIM DUSTY BUN. I’M DEAD

YESSSSSS WE GET SOME GATEN SINGING BLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT A GREAT CHOICE

Y E S NEVERENDING STORY THEME

um hdu throw joyce byers she’s our MOM

LUCAS ONCE AGAIN PROVING HIMSELF TO BE THE MOST RESOURCEFUL OF THE GROUP

oh jesus really? billy’s redeeming himself and sacrificing himself? really??? this is absurd.

also: way to give max even more fucking trauma, as if she needs it. fuck. not cool.

dude. no. no. nonononononono. N O.

HOPPER’S DEATH JUST TOTALLY GOT DILUTED BC OF THE WAY THAT WAS ALL EDITED. LIKE. BILLY GOT MORE OF AN EMOTIONAL SENDOFF THAN JIM HOPPER. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. 

Or wait - did he get pulled into the upside down? that’s the only other possibility I can think of. 

Will ran to his mama <3333333

OK this look Joyce and El are sharing is more emotionally impactful than his actual death?

UGH TIME JUMP I SAW THAT SHIT COMING

Awww thanks for that lil Byeler moment

lol it’s convenient having a bf who’s 7 million feet tall, right, el?

mike’s hair literally looks like wig

oy hopper’s letter is making me want to die

ok wait there’s a post-credits! ->

yeah i dgaf what’s going on in russia, ngl

#sts3 #stranger things spoilers #live bagel #jopper

[malfoysinthetardis-blog]

wait why is it 3am

ok bye guise 

#im nocturnal now #el oh el dgaf