#fight me to the death on it you wont

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki likes to bite you. it’s his weird way of showing you affection. whenever he feels like annoying you (because he can’t live for more than ten seconds if he’s not being a nuisance) but he also wants to you to know he cares, he’ll find whatever part of your skin is exposed and just—bite.

you don’t remember when he started doing it but you’ve never stopped him so he hasn’t stopped. he bites your exposed shoulder when hes walking by and your lounging in the living area of the dorms, he grabs your hand and bites at your fingers when you’re alone and he bites at your cheeks and nose when you get mad at him for ‘being mean’ and teasing you. to which he always replies with “you love it.”

“why do you do that ?” you asked randomly after he bit your cheek again while you were watching a movie in his room. he looks down at you and his brows furrow in confusion “ do what ?” he asks.

“ bite me,” you play with the ends of his hair a little, it’s been getting longer and he’ll complain about it soon(the only reason he hasn’t cut it yet is because you said it looked good on him) “ why do you that ?” he goes quiet for a moment, gauging to see if you were upset, was it suddenly bothering you ?

he frowns. lips already unconsciously forming into a pout when he speaks “ ya don’t like it when i do ?” he tries to sound self assured, but his question comes out whiny. you smile lightly at him, nosing at the underside of his jaw. “it’s not that, dummy. just wonder why you do it.”

his nose scrunches at the nickname but he pays it no further mind. he huffs out a little breath and looks away from you towards the tv screen, a pink tint grows on his cheeks. having to tell you why he does it suddenly makes him embarrassed.

“jus’ feel like it. f’ya don’t mind when i do it why’re you questioning me about it.” you feel his hand heat up from where he has it pressed against your stomach under your shirt, no doubt getting more and more embarrassed having to explain why he has this weird little habit.

you shrug, sighing and nuzzling into him a little more. you press a light peck to his neck and his hand heating up even more makes you smile “i don’t mind it, just never had anyone bite me before.”

“good” he huffs, suddenly pressing you closer to his side. a sudden rush of protectiveness washing over him “get used to it. m’the only one who’s gonna be doing that from now on, got that ?”

“alright” you giggle. you suddenly get an idea and you look up at him. “you wouldn’t mind it if i bit you, then ?” a teasing smirk appears on your face when he almost cracks his neck when looking down at you, wide eyed and cheeks absolutely set ablaze. he sputters and looks away, unable to keep eye contact as he looks to the screen again.

“knock yourself out.” he tries to sound indifferent but his voice cracks a little at the end of his sentence and he cranes his neck to the side a bit to give you more access. you don’t mention either. instead you lean closer to him and nip at his neck lightly. his hold on you tightens for a moment before loosening up slightly and he suddenly won’t look at you anymore. not even when you laugh and poke at his cheek, asking him what’s got him so red in the face. his eyebrows are furrowed and his eyes are so laser focused on the tv you fear he might burn a hole through it. he offers you nothing more than a harsh glare and a muttered out “shush.”

#based on my wanting to go ANGH ANGH ANGH on katsukis huge chubby round volumptous cheeks #tmi? #Also not proofread i just wanted to write something #i love my boyfriend #im so convinced hes so easy to fluster #fight me to the death on it you wont #also biter katsuki is canon to me and idc if im going overboard hes mine #bakugou katsuki x reader #bakugo fluff #katsuki bakugou x reader #bakugou imagine #bakugou x reader #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #bakugou katuski x reader #katsuki bakugo fluff #Also might b a crazy take but can we stop w the undercut katsuki thing i actually hate it sm😭😭😭 #Like keep his hair like that its so cute #OOOORRRRRR make it a wolfcut😍 #Then again this might be my long haired men type comin thru #But also i hate the undercut thing can we put a stop to jt #Its cute sometimes but other times its like iighh #so random #i didn’t know how to end this one either #shocker!!!

[angelthemanspanker]

The way some people characterise Buffy in fics like you described genuinely put me off Buffy fandom for years, it was absolutely everywhere, in Spuffy fics, in faith/buffy fics, it felt like I couldn't read a fic without the obligatory 'Buffy apologises to whoever the fuck for being so mean' and I just stopped, it was so baffling

For real its so weirdly pervasive. It genuinely blows my mind bc I totally get the urge to use your fic to call out a character/plot point you don't like, more power to you. Like I'm constantly imagining rewrites of the scenes where Xander is at his most insufferable but no one in-show is verbalising obvious holes in his bullshit (my big one is that besides a one off line from Buffy that everyone in the show ignores and a DELETED line from Giles is that NO ONE calls him on his absolutely infuriating "I was jealous of Angel being with the girl I like and I'm gonna have the gall to pretend it was bc I saw him turning evil coming" BULLSHIT)

But like. Buffy? You came out of this show and the person you had beef with and want to call out is BUFFY? THE VAMPIRE SLAYER? The protagonist of all time? Bc she's mean sometimes :( people try to apologise for trying to kill her and she's so unsympathetic :( she carries out her responsibility as the Slayer whether she wants to or not even if the person she's targeting is a character I like :( why won't she apologise. why won't she apologise. why does she insist on taking up space. why can't she just be nice all the time. yes my ao3 tag is princessspuffy why do you ask. yeah I know their relationship is abusive but I think Spike would forgive her :)

#NONE OF YOU DESERVE HER. SHE SAVED EXISTENCE AND YOU SAY SHE SHOULD HAVE SMILED MORE KILL KILL KILL #anyway. normal about her. #buffy summers #buffy the vampire slayer #im not a spuffy hater i love their mess but spike is easily the most common Why Wont Buffy Be Nice To Him i see #even though SPIKE loves her bc she DOESN'T let him off easy #'im a monster but you treat me like a man' was about the kiss in intervention #he hit on her and helped her fight and played nice with the scoobs all season #but he was clearly doing it to GET something and buffy is obviously completely unresponsive to that #but he lets himself get tortured almost to death for buffy and dawn and doesn’t seem to plan on telling them about it until buffy tricks him #THAT was real. the first real selfless good thing he did for her. AND SHE KISSED HIM FOR IT. #buffy has IMMENSE capacity to forgive people who she can see are actually trying #she just has zero patience for coddling self pitying murderers bc she learned from her first boyfriend #if you choose to do wrong she'll stop you but if you choose to do right she SEES that and she remembers it #she responds to action not words. you are what you do. and even if you're a monster #if you try to do the right thing she'll treat you like a man

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

another blake because he's my favourite for psychoanalysis reasons <3

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #art #illustration #redactedverse #redacted blake #do you guys ever think about how blake has essentially sealed his own fate through his selfishness #because he either cant or wont connect the dots that he's the common factor in every one of his partner's horrible deaths #and he would rather Have this person than guarantee their safety by staying away from them #blake is incredibly clever so he's either been blinded by denial or hes fighting tooth and nail not thinking about it #his goals seem incredibly short sighted (ha) because he's so hyperfocused on stopping his partner's death through any means necessary #other than letting them go #blake is straight up fucked like a good third of the characters are on a warpath towards closeknit right now #vega would turn this man into a mince patty the size of a sleeping bag with very little effort #and the writing is so fantastic that i genuinely have no idea if blake will learn his lesson in time before the sovereigns get ahold of him #just me?

[skunkes]

Im having feelings over my stupid vampire oc

#talkys #my clone who is nothing like me but also everything like me #the wounded aching heart on a leash outside my body #the unwillingness to get attached because once you are attached its over and boy is it over #thinking about how we wouldn't ever get anything done because once talon is attached its nonstop Long Goodbye #the ache over you being gone one day. and well. how could I not also cry about death. he IS my death phobia made vampire #you catch the previously constantly stone faced guy have fits of anguish and clinginess #repeating words and actions so he wont ever forget #howww could you leave his arms when he needs to remember how you feel in them #and that you like my face in your neck but not being bit there #and you like that my body is cold when yours is a furnace. you cant stand having your shoulders grabbed #you hate when wet hair touches your neck and i know where all the moles on your body are #and i know that you like me. and you like me. and you like me #(and the next day he's fighting the urge to cut you and himself up to ribbons for letting/making him feel this way) #(and how getting closer only makes goodbye harder) #(and god - time goes by so fast doesnt it. it goes by so fast.) #(itll hurt then and it hurts now. all it does is hurt) #oc text

[goldiipond]

ray is literally so full of love it makes me sick. ray was willing to pretend he didn't know anything about the house. he was willing to live a safe and happy life even if he knew it was all a lie. he was willing to live with the knowledge that he would never get to grow up, but the thought of his best friends not getting to grow up was so unbearable that he pushed everyone away and endured six years of abuse and loneliness in silence instead. all with the knowledge that he was still going to die at the end. ray loves his friends sooo fucking much i want to cry

#skye's ramblings #DO YOU UNDERSTAND??????? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND???????????????? #and also. do you ever think about how emma and norman influenced ray's own sense of self-worth. because i do #because like i said ray was willing to feign ignorance. he was willing to be eaten if it meant his fake happy world wouldnt change #he's still willing to die to save them. but his death goes from a silent submission to his role in an oppressive system #to a loud n destructive declaration that he is a human being. him preparing to burn bc he 'wont give them the satisfaction' of eating him #he still thinks he deserves to die. but fighting for emma n norman made him decide that he was not going to go without leaving an impact #GODDD he makes me soo fucking ill it is ridiculous!!!!!! WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM !!!!!!!!!!!! #tpn #suicide mention

[ask-dawnanddusk]

Maksviah had quickly finished setting up a nest for the egg, made with soft materials such as wool and straw.

“Of course should you wish to you may alter the nest in any way you see fit.” Maksviah said to the duo after they had finished placing (and adjusting) the egg, “You may also wish to add some feathers and fur of your own to the nest as well, as I have done with my eggs.”

“We’ll be sure to keep that in mind. Thank you Maksviah.” Dusk said with a smile. Dawn had already gone over to the nest, fussing over the egg and making sure it was secure and warm.

Nodding, Maksviah tilted her head towards the egg, “Now, I am sure that both you and your other have the correct idea as to why your egg has such a unique coloration, however I do believe it would be beneficial of me to confirm it, and explain it in more detail.”

“The egg you have found is like you two in power but different in origin. The child within has been blessed with powers in relation to the celestial cycles, however what exactly they are is difficult to say. What most likely happened was that the child as abandon, and by means unknown, was saved from perishing by the power that now inhabits it. What it is they represent will be clear whence they hatch.”

Both Dawn and Dusk were silent for a time before Dawn hesitantly spoke up, “It’s... like us?”

At Maksviah’s nod of affirmation Dusk let out a slow breath before smiling hesitantly at Dawn, “Then I see no one better to raise it then ourselves. I understand we haven't talked about children, love, and I’m sure we can find an alternate solution should you not want any, however-”

“No no, you’re right!” Dawn hurriedly cut his husband off with a smile. “I do want what’s best for the child, and I’m definitely not against raising it with you. Whatever we do, we do together. I’ve always got your back love!”

“And should you two ever need advice or aid, you may simply come to me.” Maksviah added as reassurance to both.

#Deaths Defiant Event #Dawn #dusk #Maksviah #pokeask #pokemon ask blog #this took way too long to get done lol #not my best work but im happy with it #especially with my brain fighting me the entire way down #*points at dawn and dusk* I assign you dads #looks like the duo wont be traveling again for a while #at least not until the egg hatches

[hauntingblue]

Luffy just going 😥 when the man starts to cry in the middle of fighting ahdkahdk

#he is prepared to fight not to empathize rn #robin looks so pretty with her hair done like that...... #talking tag #episode 647 #watching one piece #zoro just watching luffy fight instead of go and protect the sunny.... bc he wants to fight too... boy just wait..... #mingo saying losing in the coliseum is certain death and most of the losers are just injured lmao #episode 648 #'well if you want to know...' 'i don't' 'so it was 30 years ago....' #so if this man was called drill... then electric tools are a thing in one piece.... #'not even the marines can enter this!' *smash cut to the marines showing up* #*insert the to be continued jojo music* #i have been punching mountains as if they were punching bags... that goes hard asf. #garp was a stunter in his days.... #well at least garp didnt steal the riches lmao #he said luffy wont be pirate king and teach will.... it's so over for him... #i said luffy slingshot that man out of the arena... and he kinda did.... on sync him and i #NOW BADMOUTHING ACE??? LUFFY. EXECUTE THIS MAN!!!!! HIT HIM SO BAD NOT ONLY HIS HEAD DISAPPEARS BUT THE IDEA OF HIM TOO #luffy saying all this over a punch? he hit me so many more times and i came out normal ajdkajska #he made him a new drill ahdkahdkadhjashjashjs well... that backfired.... #maybe he calms down #the arena ahdkahs.... well he is in the water.... disqualified #now 4 hour intermission to fix the arena we'll be right back #cavendish callim him mugiwara with burgess beside him.... i can feel the tragedy already #luffy being so happy about winning now teach had to come and fuck it all up... and he is not even there.... #episode 649 #teach DIE CHALLENGE

[dirt-str1der]

yk every time i see a post about somebody wishing bad things on another person i think ‘dirt-strider to kiryu’ you’ve broken me brain

You see a post thats like i want to stick him in time prison so that he gets so bored he starts breaking his own bones to get even a hint of stimulation and its tagged me at kiryu and you scroll down and its a post thats like i want to feed him chips from my cupped hands like a wild stallion and its also tagged me at kiryu also hiiiiiiiii

#Thanks for the ask ! #i wont lie to you i want to do yo kiryu what they did to the family in reddot story the pancake family #his life is a bit too easy i want to give him more obstacles thats why im kidnapping him and breaking my little prince’s ankles and #releasing him in a forest in another country altogether and he has to survive with his injuries until they heal and they will heal wrong and #it will forever hurt to walk now and also when he sees another human being now he will always flinch and he has nightmares every night about #being feverish and starving to death and years into his recovery i meet him again and invite him to watch a movie with me but when i put the #tape in its actually just a highlight reel of his time in the wilderness and he gets scared but he cant move and its because i gave him some #tea earlier and oh this ? its laced with drugs. and he sits blearily beside me and im holding his head up so he watches the screen and he #recalls every terrible thing thats happened to him i put the tv on full volume so he can relive the leaves and twigs cracking under his #hands and knees as hes dragging himself across the forest floor and and his clipped shouts of pain whenever his broken bones catch on a root #and his enraged screaming as he grapples foxes and coyotes that are trying to scavenge the food he painstakingly gathered and he can listen #to the way his voice devolves into something unrecognisable and hes wondering how i got this footage but then he realises this scene is #familiar hes on his last legs and he hears footsteps approach not those of an animal but of a person. he looks at the screen and he sees his #own face staring into the camera wild eyed and filthy and that on the other side of the camera is the hitchhiker who ‘found’ him and he #realises it was me who did this. i could have rescued him at any time the gratefulness he feels to that kind samaritan curdles in his chest #it comes with the withering realisation it was all a game and the one who put him through it all was right beside him and i laugh and put my #hand around his shoulder and ask if he liked the movie and he fights his paralysis and he grips me by the neck and throws me to the ground #and he says you .. you ... and i frown apologetically and say That bad huh ? well we can put on another. and he cant even say words anymore #hes so angry that he grips my neck and he strangles me and the whole time my face gets purple im laughing and laughing and laughing at him #anyway thats one of my greatest fantasies its a fantasy because i couldnt do that to the poor guy im not that mean but i do want him to kill #me and for me to deserve it. very important that i started this fight and that he ends it thats what i want to have ... and also to like #cuddle and stuff ... because i like him ...

[iamthescalesofjustice]

you are john. it has been, what, like eight or ten months since you sent out the notices about the new round of lyctor trials? you have a weird dream one night and decide, on a whim, to check in on how the trials are going. 

you phone home (its not home, home is gone). no one picks up. thats weird, and kind of concerning, so you go to check. canaan house is empty, even of the constructs you left to act as bodies for the partitioned bit of your soul-conglomerate you left there. there seem to be a lot of weird zombies on various continents. whoops, looks like some of the partitions of your soul-network need to be tuned up. well, you can do that after you figure out where the contestants went. 

an extensive round of investigation later, you land on the ninth. yep, that sure does seem to be the missing contestants. and the canaan house priests. and cytherea is here, for some reason. probably plotting against you. and... oh, annabel, good morning. 

while you are getting stabbed by your cavalier, you cant help but notice that it looks like some of the contestants did, in fact, achieve lyctorhood. but uh, definitely not the way they were supposed to. 

#to wit: the sixth and seventh have formed a soul network. only the sixth have living bodies #for some reason the dead body of the seventh cav is being possessed by that BoE bitch your hands were conspiring with almost 20 years ago? #there are 3 members of the third house here? and the actual cav is not involved in thenew 3rd house lyctorhood bond at all aside from #teaching swordsmanship to the? new 3rd cav? who is the necros sister apparently #the fitth havent made a lyctor bond yet but they Do appear to be having something going on with [checks notes] the guy who is supposed to #be the actual ninth cav but apparently isnt. wait so who went as the ninth c— uh. uhhhhhh #okay so you have a kid and the ninth has apparently joined your soul network at some point without you noticing wait wait what is this #wake-me-up-inside is on your soul network too??? youve been hacked. #as for whats going on with the rest: bc if various revelations the 8th have cancelled god who clearly doesnt understand how to #do soul magic in a Right and Proper manner. both the two who were at the trials and once they get the message back the entire house will be #up in arms about it and while the sixth have already been ready to break off from the empire if need be the eighth may try to like. take it #over? it wont go well. either way we are looking at a bigtime schism here #the fourth are trying to get good at enough at soul stuff to do one of the cooler lyctorhoods they have now learned about. the fifth are #trying to stop them from doing this and the most convincing argument theyve had thus far is that they should get past puberty first in case #the type of lyctorhood they end up doing is one of the 'freezes you at that state' one instead of the 'well the ninth aged so #clearly its possible somehow' version. the second were in the timeout corner for a while but there have been. a lot of revelations #and when you are finding stuff out firsthand and being told it directly by gods saint and his cavalier its a little harder to ignore than #if you are traumatized and on the verge of death and being told stuff by insurgents from outside the empire #also gideon has been popping back to earth a lot to 1) get sunlight 2) fight zombies for fun 3) forage for now-feral crop plants to bring #back to the ninth bc damned if shes going back to snow leeks now. also this is how shes dealing with her breakup from cytherea. and getting #space from her mom who sucks and from the drama of finding out her dad is the emperor who also sucks and that she and harrow have a #soul connection sort of that may or may not make them immortal and just. its a lot of questions. a lot of unpleasantness. a lot of pressure #hangin around on the ninth which doesnt feel big enough to get away from the drama. so shes #using her fucking teleportation powers to try her hand at shitty cottagecore life on a zombie-infested tomb of a planet instead of. yknow. #her other hometown tomb planet which is now also a little zombie-infested in a different way

[burytheminflorida]

i hadnt listened to wouldve couldve shouldve in sooo long until today so that mashup really just tore me limb from limb

#that song is sooo growing up disabled and being gaslit coded okay #give me back my girlhood #and if i was a child did it matter if you got to wash your hands #all i used to do was pray #memories feel like weapons #i miss who i used to be #the wound wont close i keep on waiting for a sign #if clarity's in death why wont this die #also my dad coded for reasons tumblr doesnt need expansion on...... #it's the god damn fight of my life

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

#tw animal death #one of my rats is sick and im not doing well about it #i think he has an upper respiratory infection and its bad #i made a vet appointment but if im being honest i dont think hes gonna make it that long #and thres no emergency vet for exotics near me #his breathing sounds painful and its so hard to listen to #and hes not eating or drinking. ive tried hand feeding and watering him. he just wont accept it #today i picked him up. and normally he fights being picked up. but today he just let it happen #he let me cuddle him for half an hour. normally when hes out of his cage he doesnt stop moving #he only sits in his hammock. and it's so hard to see him pass like this #im trying to give him the best time that i can. ive been trying to feed him his favorite snack (goldfish crackers) and let him out often #i love him so much and ive only had him for six months and thats just not enough #i got him from a friend and im dreading having to tell her that he died #hes my little baby. when i picked him up today i gave him kisses and just kept saying 'i love you. youre my baby' over and over #watching him die is killing me. ive cried every day since he got sick. even broke down at work because #i didnt want to be away from him that long. every day i come back from work or wake up and im afraid hes gone #its 5am and i dont want to sleep because checking on him every morning is terrifying #i love him so much and dont want to live without him (or my other little babies) but i can feel the day coming #i just hope he had a good few months with me and knows how much i love him #edit: i can hear all his breathing but then all of a sudden i cant hear him anymore. and its happened a couple of times #I'm scared that tonight's the night. and i want to hold him for the last little bit. but he doesnt like to be held #he likes his hammock. so if hes passing then i want him to be comfy. i just dont want to lose him #i keep checking on him every time i cant hear his breathing. im afraid hes gone. this is so fucking hard #its past 6am but i cant stand the thought of not being there if something happens. i just love him so much

[sungsuho]

DUDE IM SORRY YOK BIT KF YOU FORGIVE DAN IM KILLINV SOMEKNE

#OH BOOHOO IM SO SAD IM SO SORRY THAT JVE FACED MULTIPLR INJUSTICES WHILE WORKONG FOR THE POLICE BUT REFUSE TO QUIT #YEAH SURR BEFORE I COULF HAVE LIED TO MHSELF AND SAKD I WANTED TK CHANGE IT FROM GHR INSIDE BUT NKW THAT J HAD THE CHANCE AND GAVE JT AWAY #I STILL WONT LEAVE THE FORCE #CRY ME A RIVER #i never liked him but when he told sean that he killed his dad? i was wishing for his death #like. ohhh i feel so guilty i need to apologize to get rid kf mh guilt!!! OK? SEAN HAS LITERALLY DONE EVERYTHING HE CAN TO HEAL FROM TJAT #AND NOW YOURE JUST OPENING AN OLD WOULD. FUCK YOU MAN. FUCK YOU #i dooooo really enjoy overall how the dan arc has happened but man... jesus christ. yok its all of nothing #i paused sl i coulf write before he responded. hanv on #OHH I QUIT MY JOB BOOHOO FUCK YOU MAN. ONLY NOW? ONLY NOW YOU DID? #FUCK YES!!!!!! YOK PINCHED HIM!!!! WIN!!! #no. i take it back. dont readj a hand out #WHAT TYE HELL MAN. WTF!!!!! I LITERALLY DONT CARE THEY COULF HAVE HAD A CHARACYER OF WANTING TO FIGHT BUT NOT BEING ABKE TO THAT WASNT #A FUCKING COP #LIKE IDGAF. THATS STUPID AS HELL

[teh-inggris]

WHAT THE HELL

#PROCUDER YOURE RIGHT CH 117 IS SO ASS #MY EXPECTATION IS ALREADY BELOW GROUND LEVEL #i literally had to cover lloyds face because it was THAT repulsive #its all about action action action theyre not allowing the characters to just fucking BREATHE and live in the moment #this is the worst my grandest condolences goes to the biggest fans of tg3d who had to watch as their favorite novel blorbo #gets flanderized and turned to a tasteless overused gag #i think the solution for this is for lloyd to be in a temporary death state again hes getting too fucking cocky its actually pissing me of #AND JAVIER?? ohmy y GODDDD whats with this wing bullsh Javier pls your straighten ur priority again #Like. what happened to swearing that youll always be by your Lord's side. That you wont let him be in danger #This mf literally tried to 'endanger' lloyds life with his mana slash attack spark whatever whatchamacallit #you know. for the funsies and hahas 😐 #AND THE FIGHT WITH THE LAVA GOLEM??? WHY ARE THEY RUSHING IT BRO ATP YOURE JUST SETTING UP THE STORY FOR COMEDY #Wheres the ACTUAL storybuilding??? This is literally... Oh my God. #I cant i dont. thinking about this actually upsets me. i was having a good day . bye #empty chattering

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Talk (Silence)

~

Danny has gotten used to not having to watch what he said as the years went by.

In Amity everyone basically knew he was Phantom and just treated it as normal, and he had already told his parents what had happened,

They did a total 180 on their opinions, now chasing after ghosts to question them about everything they could squeeze out of them.

They were very proud of Danny too, often helping him with their technology.

Having said that he got used to not watching what he said in Amity, everyone knew so why bother right?

Unfortunately he was not in Amity

He was in Gotham visiting Jazz, who had moved for University.

They were currently in a cafe catching up, talking as their used to.

Not realizing that their conversation without context sounded very worrying.

~

Jazz: " So how are mod and dad?"

Danny: "Oh you know the usual, they're making new weapons, hopefully this time they wont target me, getting shot sucks, but I prefer it over getting electrocuted "

Jazz: " Good luck!"

(TOPC)The other people in the cafe: What the fuck

~

Danny: " Vlad keeps putting cameras in my room, so I went and confronted him about it again, I don't care that he's the mayor! "

Jazz: " He really needs some therapy"

Danny: " He's a fruitloop, he's beyond help"

TOPC: *concerned side eye*

~

Jazz: "You know I was a bit more worried about the criminals here, but honestly weak, I miss actual competent villains"

Danny: "I told you!"

TOPC not sure if they should be offended or wary of where they live

~

Jazz: " You know I kinda miss the food back home"

Danny: "What that it would come back to life and fight you to the death?"

Jazz: " I mean that too, but I was talking about the taste"

Danny: " Oh yes the chemically contaminated food really has some extra flavor compared to this" *gestures at his plate*

~

Danny: " I went to the park to play with Cujo and got kidnapped and they almost cut me in half"

Danny/Jazz: "Typical Friday!"

TOPC recording on their phones to make sure they're not hallucinating, someone is live tweeting.

~

Just an Idea

#dp x dc #danny phantom #dc x dp #dpxdc #batman #danny fenton #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp crossover #batfamily #bat shenanigans #jazz fenton #good parents jack and maddie #good sister jazz fenton #outsiders pov #gotham #dp cujo #dp au #dp #dp x dc prompt #dc x dp prompt #story prompt #writing prompt #giw

[animeshotsh]

Dad!Luci HCS

• Hcs of this post.

After adopting you, Lucifer called his most trusted Friends and told them about you.

He also rant to them how unfair it was that you ended in hell but at least he now had a New Kid!!

His most loyal friend its Stolas who wants to meet you asap!! He is going go bring lots of gifts to you. If you ever express some kind of liking towards the space then Stolas its going to teach you all about them.

Calls Charlie to let her know she is a big sis now and while she is confused she is happy to hear her father being so hyped. She breaks down after knowing how you ended in hell and wants to cuddle you.

Alastor its so off limits. The radio Demon its curious about you and wants to piss Lucifer off by also "adopting".

"You can call me Dad" Alastor with a grind seeing Lucifer get angrier as the seconds pass.

Your fav thing to do its make ducks!! Lucifer made sure to lock down the ones that could hurt you.

Cries when you made a duck that represents him. He now has it in his office.

Gets proud of you by doing whatever. He wants you to learn lots of things so he ends calling the best demons.

The only Demon who can play violin besides him in the nine circles.

Gets you some type of hell pet thats really tiny till it detects danger then it changes into a full beast.

The maid (Xin) its worried you may end hurt by how much you run in the royal gardens.

Most likely you wont develope any type of special power due to your soul not being tainted. Thats why Lucifer teaches you ways to fight.

He wants to see your full Demon form. Even if you are cute and innocent right now he dies to see what you can become.

Asks you about your life and takes care of you when you get sad about your death and your mom.

Lucifer still wants to kill your mom and swears he will have a special chat if she ends in hell.

If she goes to heaven then he is going to be so angry but at least he does not have to deal with her.

Its so scared you will think he is not cool or good as a dad so he tries his best.

Wants you to have Friends but even the kid demons are more violent than you so he decides to keep a distance from them. For now at least.

You are banned from going outside without him or someone he trusts.

If someone dares to touch you then its big game over for them.

#hazbin hotel lucifer x reader #hazbin hotel x you #hazbin hotel x reader #lucifer x reader

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blame the “hitting on your mom as a punishment” tiktok i just saw that literally blew my brain up. established because they’re disgustingly in love and because i say so

Eddie would normally consider himself pretty immune to the roar of arguing teenagers. Chaos surrounds their little Party. They’re not a quiet bunch when all together. It’s all shoving and yelling, giggling and roughhousing. Carpet-burned battle scars from the floor of Steve’s living room.

Lord knows Eddie himself wasn’t an inside-voice kind of person. He was certainly wont to standing on coffee tables and screeching demands for the remote when it was unjustly stolen away by villainous hands.

Eddie loved these people to death, and they were a lot of fucking fun to hang out with, it’s just this...this was an unreal level of noise. A normal sleepover night turned a little too rowdy, the adolescents celebrating the start of Summer with a bang.

Steve had already asked them to keep it down four times this evening. Nothing seemed to calm them. Not requests. Not threats of being sent home. Usually their Dungeon Master threatening their characters’ souls did the trick, but no go. 

Getting teenagers to listen? A feat more impossible than defeating creatures from an alternate universe. 

Dustin and Erica were in a bitching match about the best D&D class. Lucas and Mike had been fighting over movie choices for the last half hour. Eddie’s money was on the VHS player breaking before that, the constant mishandling and shoving of tapes had the poor thing practically smoking.

Will, ever the diplomat, was trying to be an impartial party when asked his movie opinions. Which, of course, caused more yelling. 

Max and El had been the only ones being semi-quiet, but that quickly ended when they followed through on their surprise attack pillow fight, pummeling the boys senseless and causing the already unbearable volume to kick into overdrive. Eddie could practically feel Steve’s migraine building, even from where the dude had retreated to the kitchen. Dinner had been pizza. Quick. Easy. Clean. Or, it would have been if it hadn’t had been for the food fight. Steve was still in there scrubbing cheese out of his parents’ tiled backsplash. Dishes clattered in the distance when the cacophony hit its crescendo. 

It was the proverbial straw. 

“Alright, that’s it! Hey. Come on, guys. Knock it off,”

Nothing. 

“HEY!”

He maybe overdid it that time, but the absolute ear-splitting boom of a yell he let out stopped the ruckus dead. 

Silence rang for a beat.

Huh. Maybe Eddie should try out incorporating that into his music. He honestly hadn’t known he could get to that range. 

The teenagers in the room stared at him, not cowed in the slightest, but curious enough to know what the hell Eddie’s problem was. Max was the first one to quirk an eyebrow at him.  “Geez, need attention much?” 

Eddie folded his arms to show he meant business. “Steve has asked you guys to tone it down. You’re waking the fucking dead. Why don’t you guys, like, actually go be good human beings and help him clean up your mess you all made in the kitchen, huh?” 

Lucas snorted. “Yeah, okay, mom. Why don’t you go help him, you guys will probably just make out in there, anyway.” 

It was a teasing comment. Meant to jokingly rib before getting back to doing whatever the hell they wanted to do.

But, see. That just gave him an idea. 

Never let it be said Eddie couldn’t be creative with his punishments. He was a DM after all. 

“Alllllllright. New plan. Listen up or suffer, ankle biters,” 

He really didn’t appreciate the snickers that brought about when he was trying to be intimidating. Rude. 

“You going to send us to our room or something? I’m real scared,” Erica’s scathing, dry wit was unparalleled, truly. 

“Nope. Better. It’s a new rule: You little shitheads give me attitude and don’t listen, I hit on your babysitter.”

It was silent for a minute, brains audibly computing that statement and coming up ERROR. Will hesitantly spoke up. 

“Uh, Eddie, I really don’t think that’s--”

“Yeah, what the fuck?” Mike interrupted. “Why would you beating up Steve hurt us? I mean, like, I guess it would emotionally, but that’s fucked up, man.” 

Eddie rolled his eyes, still smirking wickedly as his plan solidified.  “Oh, I don’t mean that kind of hitting, young Wheeler. Though, it may yet get physical--Hey, Steve?” He called out. The sink in the kitchen shut off after a second.

“Yeah?” 

“Can you come here?” 

The kids shuffled around on the floor warily as the other man walked into the living room. The energy had obviously shifted, it was probably an odd vibe to walk in to, but Eddie cut Steve off before he could ask any questions.

“You tired?”

“Uh, no. I’m fine--”

“It’s just you just keep on runnin’ through my mind constantly. I figured you’d be exhausted, sweetheart,” Eddie purred, the words cloyingly sweet and full of exaggerated charm. 

There was a countdown, three, two, one...

A collective groan let out. A few uncomfortable laughs.  “Dude, what the hell?” 

“You guys agreed not to be gross in front of us!”

“Oh, my god, can I actually get sick from how cheesy that was?” 

Eddie had to work at keeping in character when his very first line had pulled the intended reaction. He was already reaching forward to curl an arm around Steve, pulling him in in a slow, sultry attempt at being smooth. 

“What? Can’t I be sweet on my guy? You all will understand when you’re in love one day. Right, sugar?” 

Fake gags and retching sounds, too dramatic to be real protests, but still indignant and annoyed. Eddie was pretty sure Dustin slapped a hand over his eyes.

“Uh...yes?” Steve, who had previously looked like a car accident had happened directly in front of him, was catching on to the play. He eyed the disgruntled floor-children with a growing grin and let Eddie snuggle up to him.

God, his baby was so clever. He always knew what Eddie was thinking. 

Too busy having a non-verbal conversation with Steve on how to best annoy the kids, Eddie didn’t see Mike turning his attention back to the tv. He did, however, hear him telling the others to “Just ignore them, they’ll get all gushy and leave us alone.” 

Oh, Michael, Michael. Wrong move. 

“How you doing, babygirl?” Steve flushed, deep and red and--huh. Okay. Revisiting that one in the future. “You good? You need anything? Your head hurting, sweet thing? I can kiss it better,”  Eddie ducked forward to kiss Steve’s cheek. It was chaste, a sweet little thing...that Eddie made infinitely worse by the smacking, obnoxious kissy sounds he emulated there. The chorus of groans and protests started up again. He didn’t even pull his face away to call over to them. 

“I’m sorry, is that attitude? Am I hearing more attitude?”

“Dude, Eddie, noooo!” 

“Jesus, it’s like watching your parents make out, oh my god.” 

“You guys, let’s just go already,” 

“Yeah, I’ll take washing dishes over this,” 

The grossed out teenagers whooshed past them. Grumbling and glaring--except Eleven, who smiled up at them sweetly--leaving Steve and Eddie standing in the living room, still wrapped up together. 

It was too tempting then, with the kids safely out of range, for Eddie to resist the temptation to drop his kisses a little lower down Steve’s neck. To let them get a little less chaste. Just a little.

What can he say? He’s a weak man. 

“That was evil,” Steve hummed. His shoulders dropped, though, relaxing into Eddie’s hold, the closest thing they’ve had to quiet all night settling in. 

“Hey, I accomplished two things. Got them to chill out and I get the perk of feeling you up in the middle of sleepover night. It’s a win-win.” 

A crash and a muffled argument broke out in the kitchen before Steve could respond to that. 

The audible scuffling was cut off by Eddie calling out “Your ass looks great in these jeans tonight, Harrington!” 

The fierce whispers and shushing were enough to get both of the older boys cackling loudly. 

#Listen this is cheesy and poorly written but i HAD to #go find that tik tok because it was hilarious but also radiated love and healthy parenting #they called it 'gentle parenting with malicious intent' looooool #steddie #the party #my brain vomit