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gloriousgoateedragon · 11 days

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#beefy men #blue towel #tan line #thick men #fireplug #selfie #short muscle #muscle bear #big muscle bear

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the-green-bucks-fire-hydrants · 6 months

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A Canada Valve B50-B fire hydrant in Hamilton, Ontario. November 2023. Photo by the green buck.

#firehydrant #fireplug #hydrant #thegreenbuck #ontario #canada valve #B50B #hamont #hamiltonontario #hamilton #hamon #canada 🇨🇦

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grungeouttakesabstracts · 11 months

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Fireplug hidey-hole

Madrid, Spain -- 3/30/23

#fotografía #fotografía original #original photography #photographers on tumblr #artists on tumblr #photography #fireplug #fire hydrant #boca de incendios #madrid #tirso de molina

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thelastgherkin · 2 years

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RESCUE BOTS Mini-Con Assortment Fireplug

OK, bear with me on this one.

Whenever something that isn’t G1 comes along and reimagines our favourite robots so as to diversify then in interesting ways, I often try to incorporate that back into a G1 setting – so my Acid Storm is non-binary, my Transmutate is autistic, and my Dragstrip keeps popping up in girls-only group shots.

With that always in mind, the coincidental timing of pre-ordering Studio Series Perceptor and watching Cyberverse around the same time led me to characterise the Perceptor in my head as being blind like his Cyberverse incarnation.

As part of that, I decided I should get him a guide dog, and landed on Fireplug. And why did I choose the Dalmatian-bot over Servo, whose yellow colouration could at least pass as being a golden retriever if you squint?

Because Fireplug turns into a gun that shoots water out of his butt, and that’s amazing.

#Transformers #Perceptor #Fireplug #Heatwave #Rescue Bots

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nlnnet · 11 months

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#humor #funny #fire hydrant #fire #fireplug

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sigalrm · 11 months

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Fire hydrant by Pascal Volk

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theworkshopmann · 4 months

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Fireplug Façade

Type: Cosmetic/misc

Class: Pyro

Paintable: Yes

Accepted in game: No

This cosmetic was made by Steam users Corvalho, Square and TheLazersofa. Posted on May 9th 2021, you can vote for this right here!

#Fireplug Facade #cosmetic #tf2 workshop #the workshop mann #tf2 #team fortress 2 #the pyro #tf2 pyro #red pyro #blu pyro #pyro

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iamidentical · 2 months

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a selection of my favourite fire hydrants

#my photo #fire hydrants #every time i see one i'm not familiar with i take a picture #my dream job is 'fire hydrant expert'#fireplug tag

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firebreathnchkn · 2 months

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#biblically accurate fireplug #my photos

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no-rice-panda · 8 months

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But oh wait, there's more animatronics because I've now looked through all of Robotronics current entire online catalogues

Also they all can play MP3 files so like I would frankly have a blast with them if I was were so lucky (and wealthy)

Some of my other 'favorites' in no particular order:

Daren the D.A.R.E Lion to teach kids to that Drugs are rad and cool (yes that is Bucklebear poking out)

Or KC and the Cruiser, or as I prefer to call him, Deputy Nightmare Fuel who should see a vet

And finally, Sparky the Fireplug

Which.... he's a choice. (the cheapest choice by alot tbh)

Anyways I'm just gonna go queue these pics up as scheduled texts to send to my SO throughout the coming year

#some were vaguely cute like I have nostalgia for McGruff or Smoky the Bear but others were....a choice. a bad one #i would play dumb MP3 files (think Barbie Girl or NPR) from their voice boxes while driving my $11K copaganda car down the street with these #god this is the 5th thing I'd get if I won the lottery. 1-4 is smart stuff like debt relief and financial security.#but 5th is buying Sparky the FIREHYDRANT. the fuck is a fireplug???#animatronic #me

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the-green-bucks-fire-hydrants · 6 months

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A Canada Valve B50-B fire hydrant in Hamilton, Ontario. November 2023. Photo by the green buck.

#firehydrant #fireplug #hydrant #thegreenbuck #ontario #canada valve #B50B #hamont #hamiltonontario #hamilton #canada 🇨🇦

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emilio-the-dumb-wrestler · 7 months

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Carlos was getting ready for a relaxing Saturday when he heard a knock at the door of his studio apartment. When he answered he was surprised to find no one there but there was a wall packed waiting for him. He didn’t remember ordering anything but he picked up the a package addressed to him and took it inside. Unwrapped the small parcel he was surprised to find a rather interesting bearish totem. The statue was hairy. But on further inspection found that it was a man with a hefty stomach. What an odd thing to receive. He didn’t think to much on it and just left it on his counter. When he turned away from the toren he didn’t see the eyes glow red.

Carlos went back to getting ready for the day. Forgetting about the figurine they was delivered to him. Later that day when he was running errands he felt bloated and couldn’t figure out why. His strict direct and supplements he took ensures he would never get like that and would always show his abs on perfect display. He found himself breaking out in sweat throughout the day for no reason. He wants ruses to this being outside of the gym. He always tried to remain as perfectly attractive as possible.

Back at his apartment he took off his shirt and gasped as he didn’t see the prized abs he had worked for all those years. Instead he seen a slight pudge here his stomach was sticking out slightly. But what was even worse was the happy trail that was forming up the center of it. And it looked as if it was spreading outwards. Carlos screamed out stripping off more of his clothes only to be shocked to see more hair that was growing on his body in places he didn’t even know yet.

He was rushing through the kitchen now. Trying to find a vitamin. Something that could take the bloating away. And that’s when the figurine caught his attention. Instantly his stomach groaning and pulsated on it own. Painfully feeling as if he was inflating as his stomach poked outward even more. Now leaving him with a thick jock gut. “What the hell is going on!” He screamed and when he looked at the figurine again. He was horrified. Gone was the gut on the small figure. Replacing it was a set of strong abs.

And to his shock. Somehow the small man looked less hairy. Running to bathroom to see what just happen he could feel his stomach leading the way. Turning on the light he was greeting with a reflection he wasnt sure was his own. A 5 o clock shadow was forming on his face while his eye brows were getting thicker and hairier. His chest had puffed up slightly as well as his arms and he could see shoulder hair coming in thick and it looked like it was going to connect with his back. And could it be possible…he was shorter ?

Tattoos were appearing on his body and Carlos couldn’t figure out what was happening. He was panicking with the changes that were happening. Each moment that passed another change happens. He would hairier at the place he scratched. He sneezed abs his stomach got bigger. He was sweating so much now with all the hair that was growing across his body and his own feet began to itch as hair began to grow across them. He got shorter by the minute becoming the perfect size of a fireplug thick man.

It wasn’t long before his hair fell out. Making him bald but rush only seemed to make his beard kick into high gear and get even bushier on his face. Soon he was unrecognizable from the man he once was. What was left was a whole new man. One that looked strong lying similar to the figurine that was left at his door.

Pouring sweat he had to make this stop. He needed to figure out how to make his body stop changing into this hairy musky monster. His nose burned with the smell of sweat and Bo. When he walked about his apartment it sounds like wet feet slapping the floor from the sweaty foot prints he was leaving behind.

He looked back at the figurine. And couldn’t make sense of what he was seeing. Long gone was the hairy man. Now was stood there was a figure that looked so much like the body he woke up with this morning. Picking it up he was shocked by the amount of detail that was in it. It looked exactly like him!

At that moment the door bell rang. Startled not wanting t anyone to see what he looked like he momentarily lost his grip. Dropping his life like figure to floor. Where is shattered to priced before him. A dense smoke erupted from the figure. Enveloped his body and dissipated. When the smoke was gone, he was still in the bearish body he had been transformed into. And somehow, he knew that the breaking of figure made this change permanent.

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fredwkong · 8 months

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As a pretty tall and lanky guy, I've always fantasized about being bigger. I mean it's just that I don't have time to. Just those big middle eastern men with muscles upon muscles, if only I could become something like that.

Muscles take time, but as a fellow tall guy, I understand that progress feels slower with a longer body. Make some time to come work out in my home gym, and I’ll see what I can do.

During the workout, you get incredibly sweaty. It feels like the thermostat goes up a few degrees with every deadlift set you do. Your shirt feels constricting, so you strip it off, using it to wipe your tanned face. As you watch, you see a thick black beard growing in on your chin.

When you do squats, you have to adjust the bar down a notch every set. It’s just too high to sit on your back! It’s only when you see your compact, muscular frame at the end of your sets that you realise you’ve gotten shorter. You barely come up to most guys’ armpits now!

The pump is unreal, though. As you watch, you keep on gaining mass to make up for the lost height. It isn’t long before you’re a sturdy fireplug of a Turkish bodybuilder. Your pecs are huge and rounded, your arms thick, and your core is so wide you look like a tree trunk. Even in an oversized shirt, you'll look fucking huge.

As you step out of the gym, your brain blanks out, your eyes crossing as you suddenly cum in your compression shorts. When your mind returns, your thoughts are slower, your memories muddy. Whoever you were before doesn’t matter anymore. Now, you’re Onur, a short Turkish muscle dude, and you love getting tall guys on their knees where they belong.

If this story got you horny, consider putting some spare change in my Ko-fi cup so I can write even more hot stories.

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #muscle tf #reality change #male tf #dumber tf #race change #turkish tf #all fwkong

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smallgodseries · 10 months

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[image description: A portrait of a tattooed woman standing in profile, but twisting toward us. Her eyes flash a rich green and her scarlet lipstick is on point. She wears 2 rings – an emerald and a skull – on her left hand, which rests upon her right tricep. Her bright multicolored hair flows everywhere. She has a thin nose ring, Celtic knot designs tattooed on her stomach, her name on her side, wings on her back, and a ’Non-Compliant’ Bitch Planet NC on her shoulder. Her earring also shows bright red lips. Her lace top is black, her pants are checkered Magenta and green. Text reads, “36, Polly Chrome, The Small God of Dye Hards”]

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People assume she and Tesla Jefferson are in some way connected, and those people are not entirely wrong. But they spin miracle romances from a bottle of bleach, or they weave familial relationships out of half-forgotten hairstyles, they sing songs of peace and harmony, and they couldn’t be more wrong.

Polly and Tesla hate each other. Always have and always will, and Polly sees no reason she should change her position, any more than she should change her hairstyle.

Hers is the hyperpigmentation, the penetration of cuticles and the improvement of dye formulations, moving the transitory ever closer to the permanent.

Hers are the girls who gaze into their mirrors and know, without question, that their hair is purple streaked with green, shaggy and chin-length, and will never change. Hers are the women in their fifties and still fireplug red or blonde as a summer morning. Hers are the brave boys who dream of iguana spikes atop their heads, green and pointed and glorious, until the day their courage leads them to the salon and matches their outsides to what they know is true, and hers are the men who hide the graying of their temples with sweeps of black.

Some people experiment with their identities. Others simply know, or find their way to her, one failed experiment at a time. And once they are hers, they never leave her again. Fades and ombres, colors meant to be reflected in static mirrors, people painting their bodies in their own true colors until what they see is finally correct, all these things are her domain.

Polly isn’t here for your experiments, not here for your petty, pretty science.

She’s here for your faith.

That doesn’t mean she hasn’t taken Tesla for a few drunken tumbles in the alley behind the salon when both of them were amenable to the idea. She’s only divine, after all, and the fabulous Miss Jefferson has an amazing ass.

But that wasn’t an experiment either.

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Artist Lee Moyer (Trident of Aurelia, 13th Age) and author Seanan McGuire (Wayward Children, October Daye & InCryptid series) sincerely thank to each and every one of you who share Small Gods!

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Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

#small gods #seanan mcguire #icons and stories #dieties #lee moyer

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nlnnet · 1 year

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