#gay dvd

[daniswoso]

Mean.

DVD x Reader

Summary: Daan sort of terrifies you, eventually you learn you had no reason to be scared.

Warnings: Swearing, gay panic, minor crisis No hate to Ellie and Daan’s current relationship or either of them I adore them!!!, overthinking (sort of?), reader and Daan being oblivious, use of Y/N.

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You and Danielle had been teammates for the past 3 months. You however wouldn't consider yourselves friends.

You don't know why, you don't know when, but you just automatically assumed Danielle hated you. Maybe it was the way she'd have an unreadable expression on her face when you'd speak French to your other teammates. Or the way she'd absolutely show no mercy during matches or training.

The amount of times you had been on the receiving end of an angry Danielle Van De Donk in training, well... you had lost count, you just knew they hurt.

Today was a team bonding day at Ada's house, nothing too serious, just you and all the girls from Lyon sat around playing fifa and being competitive little shits.

However, it was just your luck you arrived late. And that the only available seat was the one next to the woman you swore hated you.

But you took it, despite being shit scared of her.

Everything was going well, you didn't necessarily speak to each other that much, only exchanging one word at a time. The dutch woman clearly not up for conversation, with you at least. But she was certainly up for it with the blonde on the other side of her, Ellie Carpenter.

You don't know why on Earth it bothered you so much. The way Ellie looked at Danielle with a lovesick expression, the way she'd laugh a tad too hard at her jokes, the way she'd hang off her every word. It annoyed you to no end, and you didn't know why. Which only made you more annoyed.

Which then led to you heading into Ada's kitchen, trying to not throw the glass you were pouring wine into at the wall out of frustration.

Why the hell was this bothering you so much? You were terrified of the woman! You had seen the way she tore her opposition apart on the pitch. You had seen the way she tackled so fiercely. You had seen the way her muscular arms flexed as she was in the gym, the way she panted after a heavy training session.

Holy shit. You were scared of her. But it was maybe possible that you like liked her too? You weren't sure, and that was a whole can of worms you had no intention of opening in the middle of Ada's fucking kitchen.

You're snapped out of your thoughts by none other than the brunette herself, looking down at you with wide, concerned eyes.

"You okay?" She asks, she was actually speaking to you.

"Yeah, just reconsidering life choices and pretending not to hate myself and the feelings I have." You chuckled awkwardly, hoping it would come off as a joke rather than you over sharing. You gulped nervously as the joke fell flat, only getting a concerned slightly judgemental look from Danielle, downing the remainder of your wine.

"Okay, Y/N, maybe you should slow down with the alcohol." She chuckled, although there was an underlying concern to her tone as she removed the wine glass from your hand gently. She offered you a bashful smile, which you returned; hoping it didn't come off as a grimace.

You stand there in not-quite-awkward but not-quite-comfortable silence for a moment, rocking back and forth on the balls of your feet.

She sniffs and wipes her nose, smiling at you awkwardly.

"So.." You say, dragging out the 'o' sound.

"So." She replies, much less dragged out than you did.

"I think I'm gonna go home." You smile awkwardly, moving to grab your bag.

She grabs your arm, turning your back around to look at her.

"I could come with you? Get a cup of coffee?" She offers, before adding to it in a nervous ramble, "If you want to that is! If not it's totally fine!" she stammers before shutting up at the sound of your laugh.

"Sure, Danielle." You replied.

“Please. Call me Daan, Y/N/N.” She smirks.

"You know," you say after a beat of silence that followed the dying down laughter, "when I first met you, I thought you were mean." You laugh, shaking your head.

Danielle looks slightly shocked, her brows furrowing before she grinned, "Well, I hope I've proved you wrong."

You laugh, nodding. "You have."

She smiles triumphantly and you go back to eating your pastries in comfortable silence.

"So, what about me made you think I was mean?" She bemusedly asked, raising an eyebrow.

You thought for a moment, before your face softened and you shrugged, "I don't actually know. I mean, your confidence and your work ethic alongside how you play on the pitch? Jesus that's fucking terrifying. But I don't know why I was scared of you off the pitch, or why I thought you were mean."

You both laugh, "Alright, anything else?" She snickers before taking a sip of coffee.

"Ah! There's also that face you make when I speak French with the others, it's like you're judging me." You laugh, you swear your abs are getting more defined with how hard you've laughed in the past 30 minutes.

"What! No! I wasn't judging you! I was jealous of you!" She laughs loudly, before your fits of giggles came to an end, "And it's incredibly attractive." She murmurs quietly, quiet enough you don't hear her.

"What?" You hum.

She sighs, "And you're so attractive when you speak French." she mutters, cursing slightly as heat rises to her cheeks.

"You... You think I'm attractive?" You grin as she nods, using your index and thumb to pull her head up, making her look at you. "If it helps I think you're pretty fit too." You laugh softly as her eyes light up.

"Y/N?" She asks quietly.

"Yeah, Daan?" You ask, your breath hitching as she leaned in.

"I like you." She admits.

"I like you too."

Silence, but only for a moment.

She leans in, her lips moving against yours, almost as if they were a perfect fit against your own. Well, at least she didn't hate you.

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A/N: hi! sorry for not posting much, but here’s something while i write up some part 2’s (and 3’s!) of stuff :)

#woso #football #futbol #woso fanfics #woso imagine #footy #woso x reader #futból #lovesick idiots #gay panic #danielle van de donk #daan van de donk #danielle van de donk x reader #DVD x reader #DVD #danielle van de donk x you

[modmad]

SAW STRANGE WORLD. MOVIE GOOD!! GOOD MOVIE. GO SEE MOVIE shame on disney for trying to bury this beautiful film. Discussion of generational trauma, hard decisions re: fuel sources and having an overtly gay main character? it's sad to say I can see why they tried. Failed! but tried.

#Strange World #GOOD MOVIE SUPPORT THE MOVIE #or at least hecky disney for being such asses about trying to sabotage it #sick of seeing it #anyway #lovely film! #B++ or an A #amazing environment and creature design #funny and compassionate #some parts are predictable as story beats but fuck that's like. the only complaint #it's a good film! #will 100% get the DVD asap #go see it go see it #HGFFDGH OVERLY WAS A TYPO I MEANT OVERTLY #AIN'T NO SUCH THING AS OVERLY GAY AMIRITE

[bernard-the-rabbit]

i'm rewatching winx club <3

#baby me was obsessed with flora #bought everything with flora on it #had the ep where she gets the enchantix on a separate dvd that i used to watch daily #and i found out i was gay when i was 16... #anyway im redrawing them with THE meme bc i had to #my trashy art #winx club #winx club fanart #winx #flora winx #flora and helia #flora fanart #helia fanart #helia winx #florhelia

[rushingheadlong]

You know something I don't think I've ever seen people talk about is how Freddie changed the lyrics for Big Spender.

Because in case you don't know, all original versions of the song are sung by women - and it is made very clear that they are singing to men:

The minute you walked in the joint I could see you were a man of distinction A real big spender [....] So let me get right to the point: I don't pop my cork for every man I see Hey, big spender Spend a little time with me

Probably not too surprising, then, that when Queen performed this song in 1974 Freddie had to do a bit of a gender-switch on it:

Though, it would probably be more accurate to say that Freddie made this song gender-neutral because he didn't change it to be about a woman. He eliminated the first use of "man" entirely and then sang "I don't pop my cork for everyone I see" (instead of "every man").

And honestly there's probably a whole dissertation you could write just about those changes alone, but what I really love is when Queen brought the song back in 1986 and Freddie changed the lyrics again:

Because yes he still dropped the first "man" but the "everyone" is changed and Freddie instead sang "every guy" with just the barest hint of a "-rl" sound at the end to give him plausible deniability if anyone asked about it.

So much of Freddie's music speaks to his experiences as a queer man but, because of the nature of the times in which he lived, he couldn't always be directly open about that fact. Most of his love songs are intentionally vague, and he sang about "somebody" or "you" to avoid having to use gendered terms as much as possible.

Freddie singing "I don't pop my cork for every GUYrl I see" wasn't just an adjustment to the original lyrics, it was a specific change from how Freddie had sang it before in order to make it more gay in a way that he could rarely be with his own music, and that is what I adore about this. It's such a little thing, but it gives such a unique insight into how Freddie balanced his sexuality and his stardom, and how the relationship between those two changed over the nearly 12 years between these performances.

#freddie mercury #queen #queen band #freddie #text #ramblings #long post // #I got the Rainbow on dvd for xmas and I've been thinking about this a lot since then #and thinking about it even more after posting yesterday's gifset #it's SUCH a little thing but it's made me emotional ever since the first time I've noticed it #the transformation from Freddie ''I can't tell anyone I'm gay or it'll ruin everything'' Mercury in 1974 #to Freddie ''Four cocks fighting - ooh it's getting nice this!'' Mercury in 1985 #perfectly summed up in two video clips #idk. sometimes I feel like in defense of Freddie's queerness some fans take it to the opposite extreme #and insist that it was SO UNBELIEVABLY OBVIOUS TO EVERYONE ALL THE TIME in the 70s/80s that Freddie was gay #when in actuality... no it really really wasn't #and that's IMPORTANT. the ways in which Freddie had to hide himself and the ways in which he chose not to are IMPORTANT. #and erasing those decisions from his history or pretending they were easy ones to make isn't defending his queerness #it only serves to erase it even further

[donovan-writes]

Your honor you don’t understand how much I love him.

#gay #mark hoffman x male reader #mark hoffman #hoffman #saw #saw iii #saw iv #I’m dyslexic which one is saw iv v and vi #why didn’t they just use regular fucking numbers I’m too stupid to figure them out #saw v #saw vi #saw 2005 #saw 2004 #man #men #i love men #I JUST BOUGHT THE SAW DVDS IVE BEEN LOSING MY SHIT

[allthatlives]

Steve Henson for the Like A Horse DVD Cover (1984)

#steve henson #like a horse #dvd #1984 #gay #gayhot #male beauty #vintage #vintage gay #vintageporn

[zer0point5ive]

lawrence gordon cosplay to go see saw x. rocking up in a three piece and standing ominously at the back of the theater

#clapping nd asking when the dvd is out. in a gay evil sort of way #📹 #the potential of anyone thinking i’m dressing up to go see saw x is so embarrassing on my behalf ‘cause they are just my clothes like. thats #all on me #young grungily dressed drowned rat core #not embarrassing to dress up of course just the not doing it on purpose part

[manchesterau]

#mine #phan #okay fun fact i saw the post for the fault and our stars in an ad on wattpad before it came out and i thought it was about a gay couple <3 #dnp #imagine my surprise when it wasnt...i still have the book and the dvd dsfdghjhfgdfs

[oceanwithouthermoon]

watching the frozen movies and crying, call me saiki kusuo

#i have the dvds btw- not supporting disney+ right now #which i think is like a million times more cringe than it would normally be to watch frozen #having the DVDS? thats gay as fucj #sorry i love the frozen movies they make me so emo #anyway i think about kusuo so muchwhen i watch them #like ?? dont even tell me he isnt literally elsa #i think about saiki elsa-esque power reveal every damn day #dont ever think ive forgotten #its everything to me #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #meows post

[kissablelips-desireslure-vol3]

THE GETAWAY Director: Chet Thomas

Featuring: Derek Cruise ▪︎ Mark West

Marco Rossi ▪︎ Zak Spears

©️ CATALINA VIDEO (CHANNEL 1 RELEASING)

#KISSABLE LIPS #DESIRE'S LURE #VOLUME 3 #ADULT-ED #REVISITING DVD COLLECTION #GAY COUPLE ON A GETAWAY #TWO GUYS ARRIVE TO USE PHONE (BROKEN DOWN CAR) #INFIDELITY (PERHAPS OPEN RELATIONSHIP) #COUPLE MOVE ON...TOGETHER #My GIFS #MYGIFSET #MY-GIF-EDIT #CLASSIC CATALINA

[ickypuppi3]

has anyone actually written a lost boys harringrove au because i feel like that’s what’s missing from my life

#cant decide which way around it should be #on one hand sure santa carla it’s all very billy but something about billy moving to a new town and steve being a vampire #goes crazy idk #billy moving to hawkins and seeing all these missing posters max getting caught up with the party billy finding them at the house etc #it all works #on my mind cause i found the dvd in a charity shop yesterday AND the cinema is showing it on the 3rd #huge win for gay people (me) #ickyspeaks

[autumn-mint-tea]

woahgh agent washington save me

#rvb #direct photo cuz my gay ass has dvds #agent washington #hes so blue here

[smallhatlogan]

extremely subtle subtext in 1997

#xena warrior princess #vidalus is obvs gay coded regardless but i still love the conspicuous use of 'that person' #and gabrielle a moment after 'now you know how i feel' basically goes 'no homo i'm talking about my irrelevant dead husband' #but up until that point the obvious conclusion is 'oh yeah she's talking about xena' #logan rewatches xena #u know i have all the xena DVDs maybe i will post more stuff

[ulfhednn]

#MORE CRUNCHY DELETED SCENES GIFS #i wish i had better quality footage but i do NOT. raw dogging this w dvd screen recordings el oh el #also they color graded the dummy tear so fucking YELLOW. #the hitcher 2007 #the hitcher #anyways im particularly deranged abt any deleted scene where he is Effected. where he Emotes. #i need to bite him so fucking bad letme gnaw on u sir ill let u run me down in ur car for sport #it wld fix us both i think. maybe. or gay sex would we can try both #sean bean

[eggyrocks]

i hate streaming services so goddamn much im going to the thrift store and buying a dvd player and im ordering a box set of haikyuu english dub

#i love the english dub sorry #SORRY #i hate streaming and rights and whatever it’s so confusing like bro can i just have my gay volleyball anime for the love of god #i’m already collecting the manga literally why not the dvds

[binch-i-might-be]

germany has an annoying habit of adding taglines to movie titles. idk why. like usually they'll take the original movie title, sometimes they'll adapt it, and then slap a little line relating to what the movie is about underneath

I recently got brokeback mountain on dvd because I clearly don't know what's good for me and the little line is

"love is a force of nature"

like ok. y'all really had to choose violence huh

#i unpacked that dvd and was like ok. ouch #imagining the movie hitting german cinemas in 2005 with the tagline love is a force of nature. idk makes me feel some typea way #like they really just went ahead and said 'this is not a stupid gay cowboy movie this will literally chew you up and spit you out' #brokeback mountain #rayrambles