#get a mop

[suiheisen]

fascinated/horrified by this set of tweets…

#the thing about these tweets is the absolutely rancid entitlement in them and then the attempt to justify it #'keep up a charade that the floor is clean' do you... not clean your house? do you not mop the floors?????????? #anyway. are you americans okay??? #specifically…. are white americans ok???? #is the right to keep your shoes on also written into your constitution? #also the getting sick is 99 per cent random tweet is giving me brain damage #anyway. nobody is coming into my home with their outside shoes on #and if the feel of your bare feet on the floors i clean almost every day is so revolting to you #we have inside shoes????? #polls #*r

[united-under-skyfall]

leverage is so fucking funny. man manages to find the most mentally ill and neurodivergent group of thieves on the market + an even more mentally ill guy whose literal job description was trying to chase all of them, and forces them into a found family speed-run by trying to blow them all up. they lowkey stage a full fucking country wide coup and are like eh 🤷 just another wednesday. this might be a fun place to vacation tho i guess. sophie shows up to her own funeral twice. they're so good at convincing people of their shit that they make a guy's body start reacting to an illness he doesn't have because it isn't real. go completely out on a limb and basically hand this one guy a new password for his computer so they can get into it and he goes with it. parker and hardison have straight up just "fake it 'till you make it"d into the fbi without even attempting to cover their tracks beyond just These Two Guys. half their clients never asked to be their clients and don't know they're their clients, and the other half are random people who find them who fuckin knows how, meanwhile no government agency can track them down without selling their soul to sterling. they make a point to have a dramatic scene w a Big Bad Shadowy Government Guy who doesn't actually get caught or brought to justice or anything telling them he's going to hunt them all down, and in any other show this would probably earn at least a minor arc later on but he literally never shows up again. an entire season finale hinged on a cake and a bunch of clams. they accidentally made eliot a celebrity not once, not twice, but three times. parker blew up her foster parents' house when she was like. nine. and it's hardly a footnote. hardison is just casually an artistic prodigy but it's only ever brought up for the most background of background gags. eliot's biggest beef with parker and hardison for like two and a half seasons is that they won't stop making weird food with lasers and refuse to realize they can't make a decent beer to save their lives. sophie's immediate response to being shot is to call her shooter a wanker. there's a character who has literally killed a man with a mop and they had the audacity to only put her in one episode.

#leverage my beloved <3 #ramble #leverage #i also feel the need to point out that. while yes sophie did show up to her own funeral twice. she also technically was the driver to bring #her own ''corpse'' to wherever interpol was sending it lmfao #re: eliot being made a celeb 3 times bc some people are confused—country singer; baseball player; hockey player #didnt count the knockout job bc i think that was p local focused? could be wrong #re: character who killed a man w a mop = mikel dayan (hitter from the two live crew job) #this post is getting people interested in leverage lets goooooooo #this post has also officially surpassed the number of people i expected to ever know or care about leverage by several thousands #bc even though logically i know it aired as an actual tv show over several years and a lot of people probably saw it #that does not compute in my head #leverage spoilers

[delicourse]

i miss them a little if im gonna be honest

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #kageyama shigeo #kageyama ritsu #hanazawa teruki #tome kurata #tsubomi takane #shou suzuki #deliart #i meant for the image to be like. after the end but i also didnt think about the hairstyle changes. sorry...... #also i know i was like shou 100% has dwarf hamsters since he got 2 but u know what i dont care. golden hamster stan for life #im planning on getting one i've been checking out breeders near me so i can get a proper healthy one. there are so many good ones here too #i already am thinking on what color im gonna go for..getting picky even. something like offwhite.. silver pearl.. silver dove.. silver mink #jurys still out on wether im gonna get another female or not #i do love how big ladies get and their intense energy and work ethic. truly the most passionate creatures i've ever come across. inspiring. #but a lazy fluffy guy that just sits around and washes his balls all day does seem easier. less likely to climb my curtains. #i got distracted i love hamsters so much. look at my mop drawing now everyone

[jascurka]

Can't stop thinking about Mob growing taller than Reigen someday

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #shigeo kageyama #mp100 fanart #i just love drawing older mop #my art #jascurka #artists on tumblr #getting this off my chest ok #sketch #art

[thestrangestperson]

Okay yeah, we all ate a lot on Christmas day - but nobody ate as much as Ncuti Gatwa.

I MEAN

GUUUUURL

In the club? Devoured. Absolutely scoffed. He is a neat eater because he left not a single crumb.

Dashing across the snow as his coat billows out!? THE MOMENT. THE DRAMA.

This is peak. The outfits are peak. I don't even care about the plot because the Doctor's wardrobe will be to die for.

#get him a mop because that is drippy #dr who #ncuti gatwa #dr who spoilers #dr who special #15th doctor #fifteenth doctor #doctor who #doctor who christmas special #doctor who spoilers #doctor who special #ruby sunday #how the FUCK #fashion #tv costumes

[thebibliosphere]

It's 2am, and the smoke alarm just started the low battery chirp.

At least, I think it's the low battery chirp.

Siiiiiiiiigh. I'm going to have to wake up Mothman, aren't I?

#I'd attempt to get the ladder out myself but Holly Mop might riot

[celtic-crossbow]

Just a reminder that this exists.

🥵🫠

#daryl dixon #the walking dead #good lord #clean up on aisle my pants #get the mop #it looks like rain #flash flood warning #i hear something purring #i want to commit sins against this man

[mp100days]

035 - he is no longer mentally ill

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #teruki hanazawa #shigeo kageyama #mob #terumob #mod 1 #guess who fell asleep and forgot to draw. so now ur getting two drawings today #requests #teru with his funny wig was requested :) #mod 2 #a little bit late but #i wanted to add some tags again so #TERU <3<3 #AND MOP !!! look at them they are so silly #putting this art in my MOUF again

[raintides]

wranduin in pandaria

#world of warcraft #wrathion #anduin wrynn #wranduin #im so sad they removed wrathion's entire mists questline #playing through mop and laughing at how spirited and rebellious anduin is #varian worried out of his mind and sending si:7 agents to find anduin except once they find him ANDUIN MIND CONTROLS THEM TO GET AWAY? boy #he has Important Business to attend to

[quintessential-candles]

That’s it I’m doing one of those posts that usually get people annoyed at me for my whimsy and silliness

Every note this gets I will clean my room for an extra minute

#/nf obviously #I Need the motivation #I wanna see my friends on Thursday and I don’t think Father Dearest will let me if it’s still a mess in here #if it gets 0 I’ll still like. sweep things to the side #my room really isn’t that dirty I just keep dropping my stuffed animals on the floor #I cannot mop

[mothman-etd]

Holly when she sees Joy throwing eggs away.

#holly mop #holly pup #I tried to get a picture of her angry face but she isn't cooperating #probably because she is angry

[swsf]

insulting someone doing ur hair is the worst mistake you could ever make. I’d say you’d have to be incredibly brave but you actually just have to be really stupid. anyway femdubs got her hair ripped out after this. sad!

#I femed the slab I femed the dubs ur welcome society #also. #she didn’t actually get her hair ripped out femtho just yanked it really hard #to no real affect. if you have hair that messy eventually you just lose feeling in ur scalp #mcytyuriweek2023 #ethubs #also. yeah. if you give femtho the Pearl treatment and flip her on her head she would be a Very effective mop #my art

[candaceparkers]

@MarchMadnessWBB: Introducing your Most Outstanding Player, @Kamillascsilva.

#my girl!!!! #i wanted her to get mop and i'm glad she did #south america represent #kamilla cardoso #south carolina gamecocks

[so-very-small]

me at 15: imagine giant pirates and uncontrollable sizeshifting and gt worldbuilding and fearplay and fluff and the unfathomable terror of being tiny and physics and im gonna make 50 magic systems and 200 OCs and think of new size dynamics every day and

me at 25, having just mopped my floors: woagh. imagine how nice for borrowers it must be after the human mops the floors. like it’d be all clean and tidy. the borrowers would appreciate it i think

#once you hit your mid twenties you really appreciate a mopped floor #as a kid my mom would make a huge deal of mopping every sunday. and i never got it. and now i have my own floors to mop. and i get it #honestly all of my mid twenties feels like Oh. I Am My Mama (positive) (i love my mama<3)

[lord-squiggletits]

The reason this fandom hates IDW Optimus isn't because he's a cop (plenty of people are fine with Prowl) or because he's a bastard (most characters in IDW are) but because he commits the crime of being an actual person who's messy, flawed, and makes a shitload of high stakes mistakes fitting for the intense situations and pressure he's put under constantly.

But we can't have Optimus actually react to his situations by lashing out or being unpleasant, no, he has to have the personality of a cardboard cutout of G1 whose only defining personality traits are "dad, funny, nice," and if he ever vents negative emotions it can only ever be #relatable depression or him being sad on his own without ever letting it show during the important parts of the story. If Optimus dares do things like be angry or frustrated or bitter it's just a sign that he's a bastard and LITERALLY the worst Optimus ever. If Optimus ever makes mistakes or does wrong things in the heat of anger/frustration/stress it's because he's just an evil bastard with no redeeming traits.

God forbid Optimus go through an unending gauntlet of war, politics, atrocities, near-complete loneliness, and a seemingly endless cycle of violence for his entire life and come out of it kind of bitter, angry, and tired of dealing with people's shit. He's not allowed to be a realistic person, context doesn't matter, sympathy doesnt matter. IDW Optimus doesn't fulfill the fandom's fantasies of Father Figure or Perfect Cultural Icon or Twinky Fucktoy and since that's the only reason most people care about Optimus in general, the fandom collectively trashes on IDW OP.

All because he can't fit into the overly simplified and childlike double standard the fandom has where if any other character is messy and flawed, that's good writing and interesting and compelling, but if OPTIMUS is messy and flawed, he's Literally The Worst and he's an asshole for no other reason than He Sucks, context be damned

#squiggposting #ive been here too long and seen the same shit too many times #i'm tired of going 'maybe it's just a difference in taste' nope #the issue is literally just double standards and people not reading the text or taking things out of context #and the worst part is if this were just something OP haters did i would get it #after all if you just dont like OP then of course you arent gonna find anything interesting or compelling #but i see this shit from literally other MOP fans who supposedly love M and OP #but their OP takes are shit and i can count the no. of people who write IDW OP on one hand #i kind of thought that at least among other OP fans there would be deeper readings but if anything it's worse #fandom OP content is 50% haha funny dad jokes g1 knockoff OP and 50% yaoi uke twink sad baby OP #so unimaginative. so fucking boring. so immature #to style yourselves some sort of mature TF fans and then viciously reject the One OP who #dared to be written a little darker and more flawed than any others #it's literally just people refusing to give a chance to any nuanced take on OP #they just want him to be There and Nice and for his biggest flaw to be Being Annoying About Equality or something #might delete later might not

[g0nefischin]

Goopman

#undertale #Gaster #undertale gaster #my art #my undertale art #w.d. gaster #hes goopin all over the place #My mops gonna get all gooped up