#god this man is giving me HEADACHES

[rhythm-of-space]

Why can't people just be normal

#people been giving me headaches all day #leave my mans alone I'm begging #and treat him like human being with a right to privacy god damn

[ventiswampwater]

this is the funniest image to me I love it so much

edit: oh and THIS one too lmao good lord:

#there's so much to love. fedora??? mobster fit right next to elisha's lil black date night dress #paris's immaculate ass hairstyling and green eyeshadow #chad michael murray being taller than everyone and lookin like he has a headache #robert just vibin and lookin the most normal of all of them #brian SNEERING LMAO my GOD v much giving me dating profile of str8 man holding a fish energy #jared and paris being the only ones in colorful clothes. and those colorful clothes are red n green watermelon christmas fits #and the red n green are two completely different shades on both lmao #there's just. so much going on. #so much to unpack. they look like they're all about to hit on me and yeah I guess I'll accept but I might get murdered #I'm obsessed............ #EDIT: love how paris is nowhere to be fcken seen in the second pic. she said goodbye idiots

[kulliare]

yippeeee the dices

#this dice collection is so pretty but i’m giving most of it to my friends… #ive been playing dnd or pathfinder with this group for literal years and i’ve like spent so much time with them LOL #and i’m finally seeing some of them this summer #so this is the gift. i still have to get a set for the dm but like i think i’ve already spent ~200 on the dice here so im like oh my god #but im like fuck it lmao they have given me so much happiness lol 😭 #also since im already typing i was listening to one of the celebs from my hometown and sometimes it hits me how strange it is #tht i am vaguely interested in this man even though i literally like saw him for 5 seconds #he is like so incredibly famous #i know like 90% of people experience this but it does annoy me so much that i treat famous ppl diff in my brain differently even tho ik #they just want to be treated like normal people lmao 😭 #i think its bc my brain goes ‘oh theyre so loved i wish that were me!’ even tho theyre not really experiencing love #w the masses of ppl online #i have a headache from all the plum wine i drank but plum wine is soooo tasty guys #idk what they put in it #probably plum but wow it is so good. lol 😭 #i think i will let this headache go away for a little and then go to bed. gn everyone 🐈🐈

[demonologistfucker]

Im double triple ducked with these coming hsr updates

Adventurine, loucha, boothill and Sunday eventually?? I’m-

I got one guarantee

But I would

Would Love supports so I don’t have to rely on the squeaky voices to keep my team alive

#love lynx and bailu as characters. their voices give me headaches #BUT BOOTHILL #IM DOOMED #hsr please sense I did so good on my final that you’ll be so nice to me #please #hsr gods love me please #I joined hsr right After the first?? loucha banner and have been wanting him since #kicking #welt was my carry for so long would Love the man that makes him nervous

[demigod-of-the-agni]

“The fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone.”

unofficial cover art for my Frankenstein-inspired Spider-Man fic

#omg mcu peter parker artwork?????? made by me?????????? shocking #i was struck with The Vibes tonight (24hr headache and muscles cramps and uncooperative body) #also hello New Art Style Number 54!!! #losing it. my dumb ass couldn't do line-free art for years and SUDDENLY WE'VE GONE LINEART-FREE IN A MATTER OF HOURS #also halftones my beloved #you can really tell i half-assed the anatomy. i was trying to draw those muscles and bones from memory but alas #the ribs are really fucked up lmao. also the manubrium. it's fucking massive. literally screaming #pectoralis major and deltoids and sternocleidomastoids aren't actually that bad... it's just that i gave up on giving them texture lol #oh god i forgot the hoodie strings 😭 my boy i'm so sorry!!! pretend he has hoodie strings. i am not bothered to go back and add them #god. ugh. i should realllllyyyy finish writing the current chapter. i miss you mary shelley appreciation fic #i need to entertain myself with my own fics to get myself to write lmao #peter parker #spider man #spiderman #spider man fanart #mcu peter parker #ben reilly #<- tagging him solely for the shits and giggles >:))) #artoftheagni #myart

[keeps-ache]

i have a headache and a sweet tea so i'm ready to fight the universe again

#just me hi #i also have a homemade burrito but that doesn't give me half the strength this sugar water is giving me #though i Am nourished now so that's pretty nice #//really tho i am so tired of head hurting. why must it be this way :/ #i assume i've been getting headaches from the bright light (i.e. the Sun or Parking Lot Lights) so this sucks lol #//SO much lettuce in this britto rn !! i am going full rabbit on this shizz #top 5 words my dad would kill me over: britto hvbdjfhj #lettuceeeeeeeeeeeshjbshbdhsbjvebjsvishdsbhvbskvsjn #//oof i Apparently have some sort of ~mineral deficiency~ according to ma and i had to take Pills :// #which is normally fine‚ i take horse pills like a champ and i like to rub it in my brother's face #but these ones were NASTY. GROSS. just absolutely EW. #and also ig they were the ones that make you nauseous so Whatever i guess #was also subjected to the torture known as 'two spoonfuls of black molasses' that i haven't experienced since the michigan summer of '15 #it's NASTYYY #that stuff Lingers !!! what the hewk man !!! #god invented that stuff to punish 10 yr.ols that's the ONly reason it exists trust me #my brother (same brother) Likes it too like. yeah of course Mr. BaconCookie likes the black molasses #and i just found out my OTHER brother likes purple-flavored stuff so now i have to disown him smh #(purple-flavored ??? grape. it's grape. tho yea it doesn't taste like grape so i guess it Is just purple hfhdjhf) #i'm never trusting them again (food-wise) this is just Terrible #//aw shnizzle i dunno if i went over the tag cap fvhsvs #let's see i guess oᵕo

[aria0fgold]

Whether it be inside of Genshin Impact or outside of it, Childe you are the bane of my existence and I can't believe I still love you even after everything.

#aria rants #i think its the file itself cuz bro istg i spent around 10-15 mins tryna get this man added to the one i have WHILE following #the video a mutual sent me feelin like a 3 year old needing to repeat a video several times to understand the instruction #and no matter what i did... he cant. get. added. to the options. #out here fighting for my life for a shimeji bro and OFC! it had to be childe. it just had to be him. i aged 10 years cuz of him #i was like: okay nowd i have a tutorial vid i can try this out and why not have childe in my desktop then #big mistake. i shouldve went with anyone BUT CHILDE-- DONT-- this lil shit added another of himself as if one wasnt a headache enough #well two and now theres 3. there was two of em before cuz i accidentally added one while FIGURING THINGS OUT #gave up and now there's two separated folders of shimejis when i should only have one so its organized god this man #will never give me peace even outside of his own universe. i have a love hate relationship with this boy esp when i was still playing gi #wai i have an idea. okay. part 2. ill try figuring things out again so i can finally get this thing organized

[dogbunni]

BRO I AM SO STRESSED AND I AM STARTING TO SUFFER REAL MEDICAL CONSEQUENCES

#licherally i have high blood pressure and have to have further testing done soon #and ive had a twitch in my left eye for over a month now that will not go away #sleeping like shit #skin picking at an all time high #headaches too and my disability flaring up like ive got it going on man #all because of my cat #i love his dumb ass too much #but by god i dont know what to do anymore #he's an indoor cat but i cant fucking keep fleas off of him for five fucking minutes????? #he gets monthly spot on treatment and is always wearing a flea repellent collar #and i brush him with a flea comb daily and am still pulling live fleas off him #i give him a flea pill every day that i pull a live flea too #and ive treated the house with flea killerore times than i can count #SP WEHRE ARE THE FUCKERS COMING FROM???? GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY CAT??? #he has feline HIV too so him constantly biting and scratching at himself is dangerous. he gets infections easily #and the flea bites cause allergic reactions too becaus. FIV #so hes an unhappy itchy scabby boy and i have to keep him in a cone to stop him from doing more damage to himself #ive been back and forth to the vet and they just make me buy the expensive one dose prescription flea pill which does FUCK ALL #i got quotes to fumigate the house and i cannot afford it #to be fair this is my parents house but they aren't going to pay to get this place fumigated #its a shithole thats falling down around their ears and its all i can do to try and keep this place liveable #it gets harder and harder to live here every day #idk what to do anymore. how do i fix my boy. how do i fix this house. how do i fix my family. i cant even fix myself IM FALLING APART TOO #a well rested blood pressure of 165/104 IS NOT GOOD FOR A 24 YEAR OLD #man what do i do. what do i even do. #i wish i could move me and the boy out to a safe place of our own that isnt mouldy and infested and leaking and asbestos ridden #but im too disabled to work and get like. £600 a month in disability benefits to live on #most of that just goes on food and flea treatments and vet bills for the boy anyway #sorry this is all too real for my fan blog on the webbed site #but idk who else to scream at. i dont have anyone to lean on. IM the one everyone else leans on

[sulkingsmoke]

i KNOW debruyne and lukaku are having the worst nightmares of their life rn…the (lack of) luck they had lorddd

#debruyne was giving me headaches everytime he touched the goddamn ball #2021 ucl final flashbacks #and lukaku’s 2 almost-goal fiascos… #god have mercy on their souls tonight ffs #man city #inter milan #ucl final

[thenotsolittlelady]

I'm sorry I'm gone again, life is complicated and i'm really bad at it! I'll be back eventually, love you all <3

#man that one stay at the psychic ward seriously messed up my entire perception of hospitals #i'm so terrified of ever having to go back i can't even inquire about a simple diagnosis for my (maybe?) adhd #i just wanna know and have a chance to get my life back #god this is giving me a headache #i feel like i'm so bad at life like these things shouldn't be so hard to do #yet here i am yay #well back to my fantasy worlds i go where i'm in control and everything makes sense

[thefunniestguy]

Martin Mertens ..................

#watxhing a video on how he explained his past w finn vs what really happened and #i used to think it was . easy enough to write off as amnesia #but ...... it is better to not #idk how to describe it . this guy does much better #but yea .. #hes a bad guy ithink ... and he was scared and probably ran instsad of facing consequences #he decided to try and forget . to not think about it .. cos i guess avoiding your problems means they must not exist /lh #mecore /j /j /j /j #no god please no im never comparing myself to him again #he didnf wanna talk to finn at first bc he was avoiding remembering . cos he may feel kinda bad but HEY its the past ! nothing ya can do ! #but in the visitor he kinda interacts w him seeming a BIT more interested in his son . until finn asks questions about the past #so martin gives a vague recollection . and takes things that really did happen .. jusf not exactly how they happened #more important or memorable things . finn was on a boat as a baby (not born but-) and martin did protect him from a tiger #but when it gets to talking about min then martin reallllyyyy doesnt wanna talk abojt it . it 'stresses him out' #cos the past is long gone . hes put up a mental barrier and borderline (if not outright) refuses to remember #because he LOVED min . i firmly believe Martin Mertens wouldn't have settled down and had a baby w a lady if he wasnt 100% on board w it #he loved her but panicked and was probably scared . what if min hated him . he lost their son thanks to his past actions (i tjink??) #so he reverted to what he knew . being a conman and absolute jerk #....... man #headache killing me but i had to write this out #if i didnt get one AT rant out i was gonna explode into a million pieces /j #tho im still willinf to rant more ..... probably will #but i. need to sleep #it is 2 am ......... i need to wake up at 9 .............. thats not too bad but ough . no fun #will probablt watxh more adventure time videos if i find any ........ #i will absolutely be taking a nap tomorrow woo yay yippee #sorry if this is unablw to be understood idek what im saying anymore #martin mertens guys . martin mertens

[jetstarred]

i need a printed out version of the event horizon fics and i need them now

#i want to reread them so bad but it literally gives me headaches reading my phone so intensely #god i need more good multichapter beeduo fics i love them so much #yes this is me asking for recs. im a desperate man #jet speaks

[fabulouslygaybean]

hm. my dad is offering to give me his old phone that he doesn't use anymore, bc then we won't have to shell out $100+ to repair the screen on my current phone, but also i hate the idea of switching to a new phone

#ive almost had this phone for 5 years now and only now is it finally starting to show signs of wear and tear #yeah the screen cracked. but the battery isn't what it used to be and it runs all my apps a bit slower now #to be fair. my phone had an absolute tank of a battery. like im talking it lasted 3 full days with moderate use when i first got it #but now it barely lasts me a day. which is more than some phones but its rlly inconvenient for places like school and work #so idk. logically it would probably be best to just switch to the other phone. but god i don't wanna give this thing up #i feel like im failing somehow by switching to a different phone. this thing has lasted so damn long and its my first working smartphone #so i hate the idea of just switching to a new one. plus like... that means ill have to change all my cords bc my current phone uses a - #- micro USB but the phone my dad is offering only uses USB-C #sighh. plus like... idk. ill have to figure out how to transfer all my data over which will be a headache #also! my current phone has a 128GB SD card that i dont wanna waste but idk if i can change it from internal to external storage now #idk man. this shit sucks. #like... i really really like my phone. its lasted for a really long time and its a powerhouse for such a cheap phone #but idk. i might switch to avoid making my mom spend the money on a new screen. it might be time to give this phone up. #i won't look foward to having to deal with the samsung assistant though. the bixby on my mom's phone opens constantly which is annoying #anyways. im tired and sad about my phone. i shouldn't be sad bc it's just a phone but im a stupid bitch so i feel sad. #i need to stop getting attached to tech. its a bunch of metal and plastic and wires.

[bellamygateoldblog]

my sister's boyfriend genuienly suggested they get a maid (a MAID) to help my sister clean the house instead of just stepping up and doing his part and she's STILL with him this is why i have chronic headaches

#HEADACHES. you give me HEADACHES #and she's like rosy that's just what it's like when u get a bf. u adopt a man child and im like NOOOO #THATS NOT HOW IT HAS TO BE OH MY GOD DROP HIM NYOWWWWW

[nomaishuttle]

I'm gonna be so open and honest with you guys right now i fucking rly dont want to go to work tomorrow .

#im violently nauseous rn and ik its judt bc ive been in a straining position and also i ate like 20 slimjins but like km only gonna get 5 #hours of sleep maximum im gonna have a headache im so tired of everything i wanna have a day off but i cant. Its only tuesday and im #already liek Please can we be done please no more this week all done all done #im so fucking sick of working i dont want to have to work for the next 40 years Minimum. i hate everythingbon earth #i dont understand how ppl work fulltime and have a life i only get 2 live At all on weekends #and even then its only 1 day saturday bc sunday is my Doing all my chores and stuff day #so i do all my laundry i tidy up the room Et cetera. i dont udnerstand how people can just do this forever #it genuinely feels like. bc i leave 4 work at 6am. i get home around 5pm. im supposed to go to bed. well technically i should go 2 bed at #9 to get a full 9 hours but look man . that would give me 4 hours a day to be a person #so my bedtime is officially 10 but usually i go to bed at 12 which means i dont get enough sleep which means as soon as i getnoff work the #next day im even less willing to do anything #+ doing anything fun fucking costs money if not the thing itself the travel expenses. and if i spend money i just have to work to make that #money back i fucking hate it. and im doing this for what. so that in 40 years i can retire and then 10 years after that oh no unforeseen #expenses or something suddenly my retirement isnt cutting it i have to go work at fucking walmart or something as a 70 year old judt to #make ends meet. god. And when the fuck am i supposed to have kids i want kids very badly one day but how the fuck am i supposed to have #kids if id only be able to spend Maximum 6 hours a day with them. thats if my work is like Doectly next door. #how. how. how. less than 6 hours even bc theyd go to bed before i did so rly like 3 hours a day with my theoretical kids Im an awful #theoretical parent and maybe my theoretical spouse works less hours so they can be home with the kids but they resent me for always being #at fucking work 9 hours a fucking day and they resent me for not being there for our theoretical kids Im sorry theoretical partner i want #to fucking be there but SOMEBODY has to put money into our theoretical savings account. UGH!!! #i hate work i hate it i hate it #i dont even hate my job i just hate that its my entire fucking life #i hate that i essentially get half a day every week thats truly mine that i get to do whatever i want. and in my current situation i barely #even fucking get that idk.

[deadsetobsessions]

Sea Cryptic! Danny AU- Pt.3

[Pt.1] [Pt.2] [Pt.4][Pt.5][Pt.6][Pt.7]

“Aquaman.” Batman swept into the room, beelining straight for the suddenly apprehensive Atlantean king.

“Batman. What can I do for you?”

“Phantom. Does he pay taxes?”

“Pardon?”

Batman makes a low noise that had Aquaman’s danger senses buzzing.

“Does Phantom have to pay taxes. Towards Atlantis.”

“No…? Why?”

“He wanted money, in exchange for… information, of a delicate sort,” Batman said, diplomatically avoiding the topic of Phantom bargaining for the identities of corpses in exchange for a measly $100 dollars per identity. Like a flea market dealer, that one was.

“You encountered Phantom again?” Aquaman perked up.

“Yes. Gotham’s bay is… polluted.” Batman paused. “With victims. Of murder.”

The entire area quieted as heads turned towards the Dark Knight.

“Yes, I am… distantly aware of Gotham’s waters.” By that, Aquaman gets green around the gills whenever he turns his awareness in that direction. There’s a reason he doesn’t enter Gotham, and the Dark Knight’s ban is only half of that reason. “Ah, but you’re correct. For what purpose would Phantom need mortal currency?”

“Hn.”

“Maybe he needs some stuff?” Flash zipped to a stop next to Batman, feet tapping as he dug into the pile of snacks cradled in his arms. “Us mortals are always coming up with new things, maybe he wants to try some games or something?”

Batman tilted his head down, seriously considering Flash’s suggestion. “It’s plausible.”

“Barry, Barry, Barry. He’s old as hell, right? He probably wants to try the new booze!”

“Hal, my man!” Flash fist bumped Green Lantern, who came up. “You’re back! What happened to John?”

“Dunno. He got called somewhere that way,” Green Lantern waved a vague hand towards the left. “Had to deal with a politician or something from that area.” He shrugged, swinging an arm over Barry’s shoulders to put him in a headlock and stealing a chip.

“Huh. Anyways, would our mortal alcohol even work on a demi-god or something?”

“We should ask!” Hal turned towards Batman. “You should ask if he wants to go for a drink, spooky!”

“He’s a child.”

“He’s been around for more than a millennia, Bats.”

“Informational gathering, right, Hal?” Flashgot out of the headlock, quickly munching on his snacks to stop Green Lantern from stealing them.

“Totally. Yup.”

“…Fine.”

“Wait, are we just gonna ignore that Gotham’s waters are full of bodies?”

“Yes.”

——

“What?” Danny asked, mind half on the bags he’s dragging out of the water and the other half on the essay he has to submit in about four hours.

“Green Lantern wanted to invite you out for a drink.”

Danny turned to the stoic Gotham knight, who had his wrist computer out to log the bodies’ info the moment Danny gave him the information. Some of them even told Danny who murdered them, so Batman could start building cases with solid leads.

Danny’s only twenty. He’s not legal yet but he doesn’t want to give any clues to who he is. How is he supposed to…

Ah!

“Can’t.” Danny shrugged. “I’m not legal. I died when I was fourteen so…” Danny trailed off, speechless at the drowned puppy face Batman was giving him. What the fuck.

“Anyways, fork over my payment.”

Batman wordlessly hands him a wad of hundreds.

“What do you need cash for?” Batman suddenly asked.

“Huh? Isn’t it obvious?” Danny tucked it in. “Material things, obviously. I need a blanket,” because holy shit, Gotham is damn cold this time of year. “Anyways, see you same time next week, litterer.”

“I don’t litter.”

“Tell that to the batarangs I found under the water,” Danny grumbled. “But I’ll stop calling you that if you get a signature from Poison Ivy. I have a friend who loves her.”

“An alive friend?”

“Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?”

Danny snickered and disappeared. He’s gotta cram that essay.

——

“There’s a possibility Phantom might be homeless.”

“Batman, I mean this in the nicest way, but for the love of Atlantis, please stop giving me headaches. It’s time like these I wish I stayed a lighthouse keeper.”

#batman #danny phantom #bruce wayne #dc x dp #bamf danny phantom #dpxdc #dcxdp #hal jordan #green lantern #the flash #Barry allen #mentions of Sam mason #phantom doesn’t pay taxes #but Danny Fenton absolutely pays taxes #his parents taught him how to file taxes #tax season is coming up soon tall I’m stressed #arthur curry #Aquaman #Aquaman and being interrogated on Atlantean history #Batman’s nickname is the litterer #you can’t tell me that batarangs don’t go everywhere #sea cryptic! danny au