#great riko roast

[kevindayscrown]

"Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless Daddy Issues™️ all the time."

My man Neil really said, "I'm dragging you down with me," with no hesitation. He made up a whole lie just to spite Riko, and I think that's beautiful.

#all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #neil josten #kevin day #the raven king #the kings men #riko moriyama #the great riko roast

[chillmayo]

The Great Riko Roast's intials being GRR is very funny to my 4am trippy brain rn ;( $/

#aftg shitpost #? #the great riko roast #neil josten #my king honestly #a kings king #king of kings #and his husband #andrew minyard #more like andruwu #hes so adorbs #like meow meow bite my fingies u lil cat lemme look down at u from my 5'4 hugh throne ala my LEGS #???? #andrew minyard wud bitch slap me then beat me up #i think i deserve this honestly i shud be blessed #:? #aftg #stfu lord #sometimes i put that tag bc it feels like my angel servants finally being done with my weirdo god complex shit and messing with humans and #just going stfu lord like kamisama stfu alr we get it ur a maniac we havent slept in 67 days gtfo #homo honestly #very homo #of me #and andrew too #to be in love with neil #i feel like this shud be a different post #im geniUS #there is acc an I in genius but there is also an us #but rly there is a gen #so its all invalid genuinely

[high-queen-of-the-court]

neil: *does the great riko roast*

jean and the foxes looking dead in the eyes: be for fucking real

#aftg #lol i’m back #i have the act tomorrow and i’m getting surgery next week so im back for like 2 minutes #all for the game #the foxhole court #incorrect aftg #neil josten #tfc #andrew minyard #tkm #trk #all for the game incorrect quotes #the foxes #kevin day #aftg incorrect quotes #nora sakavic #aftg textpost #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #incorrect all for the game #jean moreau #matt boyd #renee walker #allison reynolds #dan wilds

[unbelievably-sane]

Reasons why you should read the aftg (all for the game) series:

1. Vvv strong on found family, will make your insides gooey and want to cry

2. One of the healthiest relationships between two of the brightest red flags ever seen

3. A vv hate-able character, the kind you can't stand, who you'll grow to love in a not-normal way

4. Multiple vv hate-able characters who you'd want rotting dead in a pit

5. Beautiful trauma and beautiful violence which increases as you read further, oof

6. Neil is my son, he's an unreliable narrator and a pathological liar who is very observant but also painfully oblivious, very tactful and clever but also dumb af

7. The author is equally deranged as her books lol (kidding, ily Nora)

8. Did I mention everyone has trauma? So much trauma, so so much

9. You've heard of "I can fix them" but have you heard of "they are perfect everyone else is a loser so I'm gonna fix everyone else for them"

10. Perfect pacing

11. Best father figure to ever father figure (said father figure will deny it)

12. The Great Riko Roast, that's it

13. Features an absolutely unhinged and chaotic and violent co-ed sport

14. So many goosebumps-evoking moments, you'll feel the chill down your spine so many times esp in the second and third books

15. Queer, including the mc who is asexual

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the king's men #nora sakavic

[reekrockk]

the great riko roast

#all for the game #august #2020 #august 2020

[coffee-system-uwu]

A thing to consider because this just came to mind (I'm probably not the first to realize this but still): Niel was in a suit for the great Rico Roast and all the foxes are dying. Why is he always well-dressed while roasting Riko? The world may never know.

Answer: Andrew Minyard hates Neil's clothes

Answer #2 (for the show with Kevin and Riko): peer pressure

#aftg #shae #neil josten #andrew minyard #tfhc #all for the game #the foxhole court #all for the gay #andreil trash #andreil

[cloudydaayz]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because I get it. Being raised as a super star must be really really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a da-

#aftg #mr brightside #great riko roast #idk if this has been done before my apologies if it has

[imjustafangirl-nobodylovesme]

My shot at The Great Riko Roast accent challenge. Nobody actually tagged me but @bloodwrit was the first one I saw and heard and they said that if anyone wanted to do it, then feel free to say they tagged. So thanks 😁

I am going to tag others, though. 😘 @colder-bones @li0nh34rt @18-sweet-poisoned-heart

#atfg #all for the game #neil josten #riko moriyama #great riko roast #the raven king #my voice

[colder-bones]

You know, I get it. 

Tagged by @imjustafangirl-nobodylovesme for the Great Riko Roast accent challenge. Only took me about 15 tries to not mess up or laugh half way through lol but here it is.

I’m gonna go ahead and tag @li0nh34rt and @18-sweet-poisoned-heart  as well 💜 but if you see this and wanna give it a try, do it!!!!! Consider yourself tagged.

#aftg #all for the game #the raven king #neil josten #my boy snapped #great riko roast #riko roast #the part after they beat the ravens should be the next challenge lol #nickyklosed #lets hope this uploads correctly #because its been a fucking adventure getting it right and converted #also #can't pronounce 'grandeur' to save my life

[paradoxolotl]

also!! what's you favorite part of the Riko Roast, specifically?

Oooh god it’s hard to narrow down, but I think “Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago.”

Because Riko sees himself as this great untouchable King. He views the foxes as lower than dirt. So, to have Neil say they pity him is a devastating blow and fucking hilarious

#aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the kings men #the raven king #the great riko roast #neil josten #riko roast #riko moriyama

[sayonara-you-weeaboo-shits]

- Neil josten every time he goes out in public

#aftg #all for the game #neil josten #tfc #the foxhole court #riko moriyama #nathan wesninski #ichirou moriyama #tetsuji moriyama #andreil #the foxes #the raven king #you know I get it #ykigi #the great riko roast #idk how to tag stuff hehe

[kevinbirthday]

Nora, visibly sweating as I stand in the corner of her room: h

Me: You know, I get it. Writing the aftg series must have been really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in the fandom thinking your extra content is worth a damn— yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate plot issues all the time. I know it’s not entirely your fault you gave aaron the personality of pissed on card board and no redemption arc, and I know you’re physically incapable of allowing andreil to say ‘I love you’, but I don’t think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Writing the books only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up when you said Andrew never heals. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.

Edit: it’s a joke oh my god. I refuse to delete this bc it’s almost like you can make a joke and not mean anything by it.

#THIS IS A JOKE I LOVE NORA #the great riko roast #the great nora roast #honestly i love how much shit we give nora as a fandom I love this community #aftg #aftg fanfic #aftg extra content #aftg au #aftg shitpost #all for the game #all for the gay #tfc #tfc au #riko moriyama #riko roast #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #Andreil #aaron minyard #twinyards #kevin day #extra content #the raven king

[thetallwinchester]

Not ME forgetting the great Riko roast.

Damn I forgot how much Neil really pops off

#the great riko roast #riko moriyama #Neil Josten #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #tfc

[starsailores]

i turned my playlist name into a meme and have no regrets.

#this is why i shouldnt be allowed on the internet #this isnt even funny yet every time i see my playlist name im sent into hysterics #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #the kings men #neil josten #palmetto state foxes #the great riko roast #ykigi #exy

[germanbitchfiona]

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[writingpuddle]

Every once in a while I'm blindsided by the fact that Nicky brought a date to the first banquet. What was Jim from improv thinking when they sat down across the table from the Ravens. What went through his head during the Great Riko Roast. Did he know how iconic that moment was? Does he know how privileged he was to witness that??? Jim from improv please I have QUESTIONS.

#aftg #the great riko roast #neil josten #nicky hemmick #jim from improv