imagining hb crew members sitting around like hmmmm. we have to tone it down. this is frightening. grouchy smiles for like 3 seconds in this one actually we don't have the time for it. just forget it
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man i love fakeposting what if smurfs had tumblr
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Thank you for being my 31st follower, @hotsexylove72848!
#my brilliant words
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i am simply. pining. yearning. smurfing. when will i have a husband who loves me and who i can love back in equal measure...
#smurf.txt #im too young to marry and boys always seem to love so much more intensely than i do #but i just really wish i could find somesmurf who i can love as much as they love me
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I hate Tumblr.
#I hate tagging.
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Life fucking sucks sowmtimes like hwow am i supposed to explain to papa smurf that i want to do work but im too damn tired
#please im so sleepy #im trying so hard
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Sorry for being inactive these past few days, a family member passed away and I've been grieving.
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My condolences, darling! I know how difficult it can be to lose someone close to you. Y'all Smurfs are especially close with each other, too... I hope you're doing okay.
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Yeah, I'm smurfing as well as I can. Mary-Anne was a very special bee, and I don't know what I'm going to do without her.
#honey speaks
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I've seen several people on this website confused about the way I smurf, so I thought I'd give a lesson in Smurfic grammar.
Smurf is a language characterized by the usage of the word "smurf." For me, and other Smurfs, it's a psychosmurfical compulsion we can't control- only Papa Smurf has been able to smurf himself to speak in a way understandable to non-Smurfs, and hems had many centuries to learn.
When you speak Smurf, you smurf every so often- within certain grammar rules. Any past participle smurfed with "to smurf" takes an "ed" in the past tense. Smurf can also be used to resmurf a noun, but only one noun in a compound word, and you must keep the prefix and suffix.
For instance, bottle-opener could be smurfed into "smurf-opener" or "bottle-smurfer"- I, personally, prefer bottle-smurfer- but never "bottle-smurf."
Positive adjectives are "smurfy," negative ones are "unsmurfy," but "smurfy" and "unsmurfy" are also words on their own. If you smurf an adverb, that’s "smurfily" or "unsmurfily." If something is better than something else, it would be smurfed "smurfier," and not "smurfer."
These rules are invariable, except in cases of euphony.
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hey brainy wanna hang out tomorrow. we can go on a picnic
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looking amazing yet again today, so here's a selfie.
#my face
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Pequeños dibujos, sin mucho detalle, bueno, adoro a gruñona, el fokin rediseño más lindo que e hecho
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And when the rescue party eventually came, they found out Grouchy had everything under control :)
Rest in pepperonni Hotap. Maybe this time you'll learn your lesson.
My biggest contribution to the fandom yet, but certainly not the last!
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