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somaticmilk · 3 months

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Surprise! I’m not dead and I brought back milk!

Explanation under cut ->

TLDR; I was fighting a whole bunch of ninjas and one of them hit me too hard and I almost died.

Ha.. okay but in all seriousness I am so fucking sorry-

I deeply apologize for randomly going MIA-

I didn’t realize how many people would worry about me if I tried to erase myself from everybody’s lives -

^ITS FUNNY I SWEAR-

sorry-

BUT HOLY SHIT I DONT DESERVE THIS MUCH LOVE - NOR YOU GUYS IN GENERAL </3

I DIDNT CHECK DISCORD/TUMBLR FOR FOUR DAYS STRAIGHT AND I GENUINELY DONT DESERVE YOU GUYS AT ALL </3 TYSFM.

Thank you so much for the people who attempted to reach out to me and worried about my absence -

I am so sorry that you guys ever worried about me in general - I genuinely don’t deserve to have this much attention and love from you bitches but thank you so fucking much I love you all dearly..

TW: mention of suic1d3 for next bit-

The general explanation for my disappearance is was mostly because I was extremely overwhelmed from everything that was going on in my personal life (mostly school) and also because of the fact I was genuinely just not happy about myself and hated everything about me.

I felt like I was a burden to everyone I talked to or interacted with but craved the feeling of being included and having relationships.

I hated myself for the way I looked, acted, and the way people perceived me.

These ideas and feelings got worse until March 5th I attempted. My roommate found me before I could do anything too drastic but that’s a rough summary of what happened. (minus more personal information)

I was originally planning to delete my account (and all my social media) on Monday before anything but I still had an emotional attachment to my tumblr acc..

I kept on going off and on if I wanted to pull through with it but or not but here we are-

BUT- after a week of finishing up my exams and taking a good mental break I can finally say I’m okay now!

So basically - Im okay. What the fuck did I miss - why are we giving each others Valentine’s in the middle of March- and for the fucking record, no body can anon lurk better than the original. Y’all need consistency.

All jokes aside thank you all so much. There are no words to describe how eternally grateful I am to know all of you!

It’s going to be okay! I am okay! <3 -

Love, Soma <3

#soma says #soma says truth.#IM BACK BITCHES #HA- okay seriously what did I miss..#guys. GUYS. GUYS..???#I’m low key kinda pissed I missed so much but that’s on me-#I wanna draw OCs too with my friends.#TRY ME. TRY ME.#TRY ME BITCH.#TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN AGAIN LIFE.#BET -#IM GOING TO PRISON FOR LIFE.#i wanna get pregnant

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theriverbeyond · 3 months

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#guy who is getting out of work at 1pm!!!! 📢#tomorrow is my last day but u have loved this job. i love to leave.#trb.txt #i* have

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omegasmileyface · 4 months

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

#cartoon blood #guy whos on 2 adhd meds and an antidepressant trying to function any executive at all ever:

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tik-tok-ify-the-tumblbeast · 3 months

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#amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #love that little logo

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georgedontdothat · 1 month

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how?? just how?

#tiktok #amaury guichon #the chocolate guy #chocolate guy #art

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mayhemchicken-artblog · 2 months

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

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thatdelusionalnerd · 3 months

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ATTENTION TUMBLR

CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH

#amaury guichon #chocolate guy #ides of march #cor speaks #WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS!#MARCH 15 #!!#julius caesar #The chocolate guy #*10k #*20k #*30K #*40K #*50K #*60K

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pjharvey · 4 months

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making fun of americans is pretty much always ok if youre not doing it in an edgelord “you guys have so many school shootings” way or acting like we’re the only country that has racism. but like posts about americans and hamburger get me every time

#or like that japanese guy on a group chat pretending to be an american and ending every sentence with ‘am i right fellas’

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girldraki · 1 month

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