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snegt · 4 months

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"Got to ride Butt Stallion once. It was... fun..."

She did not move, he just... fell

#fanart #borderlands #timothy lawrence #butt stallion #handsome jackpot #art #digital illustration

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phenikas · 7 months

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Here's some posters/textures from the Jackpot DLC I thought you guys would appreciate seeing in higher quality!

#handsome jack #angel the siren #mad moxxi #timothy lawrence #borderlands #borderlands 3 #handsome jackpot

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yourarmsarentmycocoon · 10 months

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HANDSOME JACK DOODLES

#handsome jack #handsome jackpot #borderlands pre sequel #borderlands 2 #borderlands #borderlands 3 #autism #bpd princess

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rejected-transboy · 3 months

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Redraw of the end of the handsome jackpot 😳😳

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handsomejagoff · 1 year

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thought i should post this one as well !! it’s from a few months ago but i still like it

#handsome jack fanart #handsome jack #borderlands #borderlands 2 #borderlands fanart #borderlands 3 #tales from the borderlands #borderlands the pre sequel #handsome jackpot #where are my handsome jack enjoyers

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project-walrider · 6 months

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Moxxi's Heist of the Handsome Jackpot // HOT BOTS 💋🤖 (in your area!)

#moxxis heist of the handsome jackpot #moxxi #mad moxxi #moxxi hodunk #borderlands #borderlands 3 #handsome jackpot #video game gifs #miles // gifs #miles // edits

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thissharktypes · 8 months

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Into the Border-verse: 3

3 - Sparking up a friendship

You’re pulled from your dreams by humming and quiet clattering behind you. Sitting up you groggily rub the gunk from your eyes and yawn, arms stretching high above you, fully regretting your choice to sleep on the floor. “Well hello there sleepyhead!” You turn to see Jack rummaging around on your bed, picking up random things you had in your backpack “There’s breakfast on the counter for you princess.” He motions towards the kitchenette where a spread of food catches your attention. Your stomach growls harshly, reminding you of just how long it had been since you ate. Trudging over to a chair, dragging the blanket with you, you pile a bit of everything on your plate, fork in hand you happily munch on new and familiar foods. Pancakes, yes, weird shiny fruit, no, red squishy thing, yes, blue hard thing, no. You rank each item in your head as you slowly try bites here and there, every once in awhile glancing over at Jack who was now sprawled out on your bed flicking through a book you had stuffed in your bag months ago and forgotten about “It’s a smutty book.” You say through a mouthful of something similar to a biscuit, Jack looks over at you, an eyebrow raised so high it almost touches his hairline “Why read it when you can just go out and get it.” he groans and tosses the book down. Pink slowly creeps up your neck and cheeks so you duck your head down and focus on the food. Jack lets out a soft “Oh?” and you feel his hand gliding through your hair “I know that flustered look,” he smirks, pearly white teeth distracting you momentarily “Somebody hasn’t gotten laid in awhile~” his voice pitches up, practically singing his mockery. You shrink into your blanket, food now ignored as your face heats up even more, Jacks giggling cuts off “Wait a minute.” he grabs your face and forces you to face him, your eyes looking everywhere but his “Look at me babydoll.” you swallow, the last of your food almost getting caught as you finally make eye contact. His eyes slowly scan your face, your shaking hands, your leg bouncing nervously “You’re a virgin!” he gasps “Virginity is a social construct, it doesn’t exist.” you roll your eyes, trying to mask your nervousness “ Mmhmm, whatever, I’m just saying,” he leans in closer “Nobody’s ever dipped inside your honey pot.” whatever amount of nervousness disappears and you fake gag “Never say that again.” you pull away, gathering your blanket dramatically “Absolutely disgusting way to say that.” you huff, shoving your pile of stuff to the side so you could sit on the bed “Alright, I’ll rephrase,” he holds up his hands in surrender “Nobodies ever fucked your pus-” he’s cut off as a pillow sails through the air, hitting him square in the face.

You freeze, momentarily forgetting that he was in fact, Handsome Jack, the murderous, serious anger issues and easily pissed off, Handsome Jack. Fear contorts your face and you shift backwards, poised to run. Jack stares at the pillow on the ground “Did you just throw a pillow at me?” he finally looks back at you, taking in your position, like a terrified gazel being spotted by a lion, you dart away, blanket dropping behind you as you shove the door open and book it down the hallway, not even risking facing his wrath. Your heart pounds as you slip on the smooth floors, socks barely giving you traction as you dip around a corner and see an open office, the lights off you can only hope there’s nobody inside as you slide in the room looking for somewhere to hide as angry footsteps come closer. You squeeze yourself inside an empty cabinet, the smell of must papers filling your nose as you pull the door shut.

You swear he can hear your heavy breathing so you clamp your hand over your mouth and squeeze your eyes shut, willing yourself to not cry. Heavy footsteps trail into the room and you shake, so afraid of the outcome of your stupid lack of impulse control. Hinges creak but you refuse to open your eyes, hoping and praying to every deity you could think of that it wasn’t your cabinet that he opened. A soft sigh, followed by shifting, a shoe squeaks against the floor “You can come out little one.” you whimper, eyes finally opening and seeing a frowning Jack bent down in front of you, shaking, glossy eyed and trembling lips, you crawl out from your hiding spot, keeping your eyes on the ground, not wanting to face the end of your very short life.

A hand slowly comes into view “As much as I’d like to have you on your knees for me, this isn’t what I’d be into pumpkin.” His voice is surprisingly soft and you hesitantly look up at him. Though a frown tugs his eyebrow down in and intimidating expression, there's a flash of kindness in his eyes. You look down at his waiting hand and back up to his face two more times before finally grasping it so he can pull you up.

#handsome jackpot #handsome jack x reader #borderlands handsome jack #timothy lawrence x reader #timothy lawrence #borderlands x reader #y/n #y/n reader #borderlands #borderlands 2 #handsome jack #rhys strongfork #tales from the borderlands #tftbl

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kramphyx · 1 year

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By the way, Jack had pictures of both Moxxi and Angel outside his office on the Handsome Jackpot which means that he has paintings of his two favourite women made; which also means that Moxxi is probably the girlfriend that walked away from him after finding out about what was happening to Angel.

#borderlands #handsome jack #borderlands 3 #handsome jackpot #just finished dlc1 and saw this #took pictures ages ago because I thought it was cool #interesting insight into jack as it’s kinda out of character for him

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claptrapp · 3 months

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