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meowmada · 3 months
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Hashimada and their vibe
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everymadara · 10 months
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Chapter 624
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mariegocf · 1 month
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uchihashisui-kun · 1 year
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I love it when people refer to Danzō as a war criminal in the context of Naruto because that means that in the Narutoverse there's the equivalent of the Geneva Convention that happened at some point and for some reason I find that so funny
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naghamadiblueberry · 1 year
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In my teenage past, I wrote narusaku, but now I wholly appreciate the really messy and complicated gay love story between two warriors.
HashiMada is so good, Madara is the ultimate wounded idealist who's like...gone full sassy bitch mode, and Hashirama is just a himbo with a heart of gold, fists of adamant and a whole forest worth of wood.
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kankuroplease · 2 years
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How is kawarama so hot?!?! Like what is it about him- and we haven’t even seen him in full spice mode 🏃 💨
Kawarama’s got the Senju effect they be hot 🤭
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yimena-joy · 7 months
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Natural Disaster 🍃
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Not sure what all was happening but I dreamt that I was Hashirama's wife and we were reunited with the reanimation jutsu. 😍 ❤️‍🔥
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yu-huuuu · 1 year
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Could I have an imagine/a little scenario of Madara, Itachi, Sasuke and Hashirama explaining to his son that his wife is pregnant again and that he'll have a little sibling soon? Thank you! I hope I'm not bothering 😅
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[ 🌸 ] these four give me vibes of being mayhem with a little kid around them… pfff-
characters: madara uchiha;; itachi uchiha;; sasuke uchiha;; hashirama senju;; some character mentions
genre: fluff;; lovely-family comedy;; sad moments?
warnings: none;; grown men trying to explain to a child where babies come from (it goes wrong);; pregnant reader;; is a happily married couple a warning?
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𝑺𝑼𝑴𝑴𝑨𝑹𝒀: 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘹𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘨𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘵
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madara uchiha
*welcome to see the scariest man in the ninja world being a puddle of nerves with his son.
*He does not know how to explain this topic to the child 💀
*The only reason he does it is that you talked him into it.
*And he, being the good husband that he was, succumbed to your wishes lmao
"But darling, I don't know how to explain this to our son-"
"You will do a good job, love, besides, who would be the best to explain this than you?"
*Letting out a dramatic sigh, your imposing husband - who didn't look so imposing now - sat down with his boy, and spoke
"You're going to be a big brother"
*He would try to explain your pregnancy situation to the best of his ability to his four-year-old son.
*What it entails, the burden your body will carry. How in your precious womb you carry his son, his beloved youngest son, who will be born in a few months.
*But, despite everything- it fails miserably.
*Your son, oh, your precious and clearly confused son, innocently asked his dad, “But daddy, how did mommy get pregnant?”
*Madara.exe has stopped working- Seriously, the question leaves him paralyzed for a full minute.
*You think he just stopped breathing because he just doesn't move anymore.
*But no- there's nothing to worry about… he just doesn't know how to function anymore.
*His mind went blank, and he forgot the steps to follow to exist.
*He's had his Windows reset, just give him a moment- and yes, he'll be fine, I promise.
*When he comes to, he gives you a 'helping' look as he adorably babbles nonsense.
“I-…uhhh well I…”, he tries to speak as you try not to laugh at his unfavorable situation. How could you avoid it? The only times he's been like this is only when you annoy him-also when more racy things happen, and you're the dominant one... but that's a topic for another day-
*But seriously, help him or send help please... He's going to collapse at any moment, pfff-
*Also remembering his younger brother, Izuna. But he trusts that his son will not make the same mistake that he did, which was not protecting his younger brother.
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itachi uchiha
*Actually, it happened unexpectedly.
*You had not yet told your son about your pregnancy.
*And One night you were having a hard time with the terrible vomiting of pregnancy. And Itachi, like the loving and protective husband that he is, was by your side comforting you and holding your hair so it wouldn't get in your way. Your beloved partner was so focused on you that he did not notice that his son was at the entrance of the bathroom door watching what was happening.
*He only became aware of his son's presence when he helped you up because your body had been very weak.
*He could see the worry and fear in his son's eyes, the little boy was worried about you, his loving mother.
*After helping you get clean, he took you to your shared room to tuck you into the soft bed, after making sure you were comfortable and that you were asleep, he went to where his son was. When he approached his son Itachi's heart ached, his child looked like he was about to cry. With quick steps he approached the small body of him to hug him.
*With a trembling voice, his son, soon to be five, asked, "Daddy, is Mommy going to die?"
*Itachi had to hold back the amused smile that was about to appear on his face. After all his son was genuinely worried about you, he had to calm down those worries first, and then the next morning he could tell you and laugh along with you about his son's innocent question.
*Stroking the soft hair of his son, he spoke, "Your mommy will be fine, little one, it's just that she's pregnant."
*And congratulation's! You now have two official bodyguards; your loving husband and son.
*"I'll protect you mommy!" //Itachi supporting from the back//
*Rather, you and itachi protect him, but- don't tell him, okay? Your baby is proud and Itachi only feeds your son's pride lmao
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sasuke uchiha
*He is proud and happy to have another child (he vaguely wants it to be a girl)
*Since he wants to break the news to the boy, he tries to mentally prepare himself to explain to his son about your situation (you support him deep down).
*When he feels ready, he goes to where his son is and sits next to him.
*He starts off softly preparing the boy for the big reveal.
“Have you ever… wanted to be a big brother?”
*The question brings out everything his son has imagined, when he thinks about what he would be like as a big brother.
*How he would always protect his little brother or sister, how he would play with him or her and how he would always be there for them.
*Vaguely, his own son reminds him of Itachi, his beloved older brother now deceased. And Sasuke remembering his family again wonders if his father and his brother had this talk before he was born.
*He swallows the urge to cry just remembering Itachi again.
*but, he is happy just thinking that his son will be a good big brother, just like his uncle.
*And Sasuke knows that, if one day he and his beloved wife are no longer in this world, his eldest son will take care of the youngest… just as itachi took care of him.
"You're going to be a big brother"
*Yes… his son is going to be a good big brother.
*And that same afternoon a happy Sasuke, but a little sad, returned to your arms along with his son, very excited who kept asking you about your little belly.
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hashirama senju
*He's nervous, you'd think it's just because of your pregnancy
*but it's not like that
*is he nervous?, yes
*but he's scared too, you know?
*His father was not the best father figure, he was not a good husband either
*and you would really think that being the head of the village he would be sensible regardless, but no.
*He's just afraid of becoming like his father, he's afraid of hurting you one day and hurting his children.
*And even though you're always reassuring him that he'll be a good husband, there's still that little pressure on his chest of fear.
*But surprisingly, he gets up and talks to his son.
*He knows that if one day the fear of becoming like his father comes true, his eldest son will be able to protect you from him.
*According to him, he is avoiding catastrophes… pfff-
*His son, seeing his not so animated state, asks him what he has, and despite only being five years old, your husband tells him about his fears.
*And the child in his innocent little head assures him that he would never be a monster, he could never be like that, because he is his precious daddy.
*the one who always tells bad jokes and makes his beloved mother laugh.
*Your husband, being the sentimental man he is- cries, cries like when you said the same thing to him the first time while he hugs his son.
*When the hugs end and the thoughts and fears leave Hashirama he can rest in peace. He no longer sees himself as someone who will be bad one day.
*And most importantly, if he ever disappears or dies, he knows that his older son will protect you and his younger brother.
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belit0 · 8 months
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ahh, i just found out tobirama was about 40 when he became hokage! which makes him even hotter🤭. can you do a hokage tobirama and his young pregnant shy wife meeting his family and like people around the village
I need to EXPLICTLYYYY know where you got that information from bc confirming that he was a daddy brings a different flavor to his character🫠❤️‍🩹
For clarification purposes: Madara is blind in this piece. Hashirama healed Izuna before he died, under Madara's acceptance of peace, and Aniki never took his younger brother's eyes, preferring to go blind rather than steal his sight.
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No one dares to look him in the eye, let alone question the possessive hand that won't let go of (Y/N)'s hips. Her belly is too prominent to deny the situation, but no one is used to seeing the current Hokage with his wife.
Senju Tobirama devoted himself to hiding the woman he promised as a bride, unable to tolerate stares at her and unfortunate comments. Both men and women would send lust and desire toward her, and he would have no way to stop them all. What better remedy than to shelter (Y/N) until his ownership is undeniable?
Tobirama can be quite capricious.
The man even went as far as not allowing his own older brother to meet her, Hashirama himself excluded from the equation. To think that the former Hokage could betray his younger brother like that was ridiculous to everyone, but it wasn't about lust with him. No.
Tobirama hid (Y/N) because he refused to lose the one ray of light in his life (after Anija's solar shower, of course). His past is made up of death and disappointment, built as an unfeeling weapon of war by his father, robbed of the ability to empathize with anyone until the creation of Konoha.
His wife brought a peace he didn't know he needed into his life, a breath of fresh air even as nations struggled to not cooperate with peace, freedom among so much horror and suffering. (Y/N) showed him that life could be spent out of survival mode, that he could relax for sleep and accept another person into his bed without danger.
Having found what he always sought without knowing it, Tobirama could not afford to lose it.
Keeping her away from everything and everyone (beyond his possible jealousy) was also composed by the need to protect her, to remove her from the spotlight that inevitably comes with being the Hokage's future wife, to prevent her from being used against him. The albino's attitudes were based on affection, but now that (Y/N) is round with his creation, full of him, he can't help but proudly display her.
He strolls through the market streets with his head held high and his wife tightly in his grip, shooting hostile glances at anyone who looks at them for more than five minutes at a time. Of course he expects people to be surprised, but he doesn't want her to end up with the evil eye either.
"Hokage-Sama! Here, here!" shouts a little old lady from his favorite food stall. He can't ignore people from his village, those who trust him, and comes up to her stall to give her a smile unbecoming of Tobirama. "You look very happy, Hokage-Sama!"
"Ah... how could a man not be, having such a beautiful woman by his side?" And (Y/N) blushes, waving slightly at the little old lady and trying to hide the redness of her cheeks behind the sleeve of her yukata.
The elderly woman smiles, and hands them both a small package of food without accepting anything in return, "here, here, take this, enjoy life!" She practically pushes them out of her stall, and they resume walking to the point they agreed on with Hashirama.
People stare and stare at them, some even dare to congratulate the Hokage, give him blessings, ask if he could feel how many children are there. Some inquiries make him uncomfortable, and with just a blunt look he gets rid of those prying eyes.
They receive more gifts along the way, offerings of love and respect, food and decorations, townspeople declaring their eagerness to meet the Hokage's offspring. Tobirama would not expect to have interacted with so many people in such a short distance, and his social battery is noticeably drained, squeezing (Y/N) more and more protectively against his body.
By the time they reach Hashirama's house, the Hokage no longer wants anything to do with anyone.
"Ayoooooo! Tobi! You made it!" his older brother waits for them sitting at the door, like a little kid waiting for his dad to come home from work. The problem is, Hashirama is not a child, and not little one either. He pounces on the two, wrapping his arms around them and pressing their faces to his chest, invasive and effusive as always but enhanced by (Y/N)'s presence.
"Aaaa! (Y/N)! Finally released from your confinement! It's so beautiful to finally meet you!" Anija lets go of him, only to squeeze her separately, give her kisses on the crown of her head and clench her cheeks like a grandmother. Yes, Hashirama could be compared to a grandmother. "Have you looked... I mean, in there? See what's in there? We could ask Izuna to-"
"No."
"But-"
"No. It's a surprise." Tobirama pulls (Y/N) out of his arms, and hugging her enters the house he knows by heart. He heads straight for the courtyard, where he knows Hashirama (who comes behind him with his head down and feigning sadness) enjoys afternoons of tea.
Of course, he does not expect the surprise his brother has prepared for him there.
The whole clan, the whole damn family is gathered around a huge table, different from the one Anija prefers for his solitary lunches. Sitting in the two main seats, the Uchiha brothers, who have no business in a Senju house, full of Senju men and women.
Is this what peace looks like? Graphically represented? Tobirama wants to vomit.
"TOBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!" He is greeted by his entire family as a whole, and the elders soon hover over both of them. Females kidnap (Y/N) to shower her with questions and love, all a carbon copy of how Hashirama behaves but boosted to the tenth.
The albino is also abducted, but by the young men and his older brother, who seems to have regained his cheerfulness. They sit him down in front of the Uchiha brothers, and it's like sending a cow to the slaughter.
"Tobi Tobes... I didn't know your family called you like that, neither that your wife was SO pregnant... He hides too many things from us, right Aniki?" Izuna starts, as usual, not missing a chance to poke him with whatever comes in front of him.
"Hm."
"How many children do you have there? 3? She's... prominent!"
"Get my wife out of your mouth before I make you remember why the war existed in the first place." It's a blunt threat, and the young men around him tense up. Peace is old at this point, but the habits of a life that no longer exists are hard to forget.
"He's joking! Yes, yes, he's kidding! No tobi?" Hashirama tries to disperse the waters, and it works, at least with those who don't know them inside out. Madara knows what's coming, and so does he somehow.
"You want me to see how many are there? With the Sharingan, I mean... it's not like I actually want to get inside-"
"Izuna. Enough." Aniki tries, and succeeds until the albino glares at his little brother.
"Madara... you're blind, but if only could you see the size of that woman's belly..."
"IZUNA!" This time it's Hashirama, who gets indignant every time the Uchiha speaks so lightly about his brother's eye condition. Maybe it's the way they both have of cooperating with the situation, but it's still terrible in his ears.
The Uchiha leader chuckles under his breath, and it's all the validation Izuna needs to go on.
"So, what do you say, Tobi Tobes, want to check it out?" and before he can activate his Dōjutsu, two huge branches stop them both. Tobirama, who was in the process of pulling out a kunai and jumping to his throat, is imprisoned in his seat. Izuna, about to reveal the mystery the couple wanted to keep, has a huge trunk wrapped around his head in the eye area.
"Fuck you."
"Fuck you too."
"Fuck all of you guys." And everyone turns around in surprise, because this time it's (Y/N) doing the talking. She puts a hand on her husband's shoulder, dodging the wood on him, and gives a pleasant smile to the Uchiha brothers. "We'll find out how many children are here at the time of delivery, for the time being, I appreciate your efforts, Lord Izuna."
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bridgetotheskyyy · 8 months
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✨Skyyy's First Kinktober 2023!
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Just as it says on the tin, this is my very first kinktober event ever! My main priority will be to post my prompts on ao3 at a timely basis but I will try to post those same fics on Tumblr on the same day if I can! Please patient with me 💕
These are the prompts I've made up my mind on so far, but the list will be updated (edit: still making up my mind lmao)
I am not comfortable with taglists at this time so please just check back here for updates/links to prompts ✌
Prompts will be a mix of one shots and drabbles 💕
18+ only
Character x f!reader always
Fandoms included: naruto, bleach, jjk, arcane, csm, aot
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October 1st | Hashirama Senju | PEGGING
October 2nd | Jiraiya | TITFUCKING
October 3rd | Aki Hayakawa | HATE SEX
October 4th | Viktor | RIMMING
October 5th | Naoya Zenin | COLLARING
October 6th | Toge Inumaki | DUBCON
October 7th | Yuji Itadori | STUCK IN WALL
October 8th | Suguru Geto | MASTER/SLAVE
October 9th | Akatsuki | GANGBANG
October 10th | Kisuke Urahara | PRAISE KINK
October 11th | Itachi Uchiha | SOMNOPHILIA
October 12th | Utahime Iori | LINGERIE
October 13th | Kento Nanami | ORGASM DENIAL
October 14th | Armin & Eren | THREESOME
October 15th | Silco | SPANKING
October 16th | Kisame Hoshigaki | SIZE KINK
October 17th | Yuuta & Toge | DOUBLE PENETRATION/ONE HOLE
October 18th | Kisuke Urahara | SENSORY DEPRIVATION
October 19th | Mitsuri Kanroji | BODY WORSHIP
October 20th | Yuuta Okkotsu | VOYEURISM
October 23rd | Mitsuri Kanroji | SEX TOYS
October 24th | Gaara | MASTURBATION
October 25th | Itachi & Shisui | DOUBLE PENETRATION/TWO HOLES
October 26th | Mikasa Ackerman | FACESITTING
October 27th | Kakashi Hatake | ROLEPLAY
October 28th | Toji Fushiguro | PUBLIC SEX
October 29th | Suguru Geto | DADDY KINK
October 30th | Itachi & Sasuke | INCEST
October 31st | Kishibe | STRIPPING
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bunicate · 8 months
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𝐵𝒜𝒦𝐸𝒟 𝒯𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒯𝒮 ꒱ྀི please read all warnings. dark content ahead. eighteen plus.
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➳ GENSHIN IMPACT
୨୧ al haitham
dreaming out loud — he gives his favorite bunny girl an innocent bath, but it leads to something much more dirty / nsfw
blah blah blah ! — he loves your senseless and innocent rambling but sometimes you talk just a bit too much / nsfw
untitled — he makes you ride your poor stuffed animal / incest / nsfw
୨୧ wriothesley
untitled — fingersucking. size kink / nsfw
untitled — teasing your big brother only results in punishments / incest / nsfw
sweet tooth — lactation. daddy kink / drabble / nsfw
dirty lips — pretty girls shouldn’t have such filthy mouths / daddy kink / drabble / nsfw
୨୧ itto
little body big heart — incest / nsfw
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➳ HONKAI STAR RAIL
୨୧ gepard
୨୧ welt
untitled — age gap. daddy kink / drabble / nsfw
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➳ NARUTO
୨୧ sasuke
untitled — helping him restore his clan / drabble / breeding / daddy kink / nsfw
୨୧ hashirama
her young heart — disillusioned by the state of konoha, your father madara, leaves the village and the first hokage is left to pick up the pieces / incest / nsfw
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𝒮𝒯𝒜𝐿𝐸 𝒞𝒰𝒫𝒞𝒜𝒦𝐸𝒮 ꒱ྀི older works previously posted
lollipop candy badboy ! — al haitham prefers his treats in between library bookshelves / nsfw
by your side — pierro was away for fourteen days and his little girl missed him / incest / nsfw
bounded to — belphie being a sis-con :p / incest / mild dub-con / nsfw
just wanna be your girl — lucifer taking care of his favorite human / daddy kink / nsfw
winter sugar — enji finds comfort in the warmth of his daughter to get through the harsh winters / incest / nsfw
losing his touch — the more time you spend with diluc, the farther away he seems / incest / nsfw
coming soon!
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mila-uchiha · 2 years
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Hi its a different anon from the others who sent the jealous ex bfs but do you think you can do one for hashirama, tobirama, and obito?
Take your time ofc and make sure to take care of yourself💖
Jealous Ex Bfs Pt 3 ☾ Naruto NSFW Headcanons
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⚘ hashirama, tobirama, obito x fem!reader
a/n: high af rn. lol. enjoy peeople sorry its been a lil over a week ahh!! anon u are also v sweet and i hope u all are taking care of yourselves too! part 1 and part 2 found there,,, also i made a taglist! go check my pinned post to be tagged in dis juicy shi
warnings: NSFW (minors do not interact), rough sex, degradation kink, praise kink, dub con ish, choking, oral m receiving, cream pie, daddy kink
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hashirama
first hokage,,, cough cough, very powerful man,,, brings you into his office after hearing whispers about you with a new guy.. he basically knows everything
holds a smirk on his face the entire time he's speaking to you
"so this is how this is gonna be, huh y/n?"
faces your back against his stomach and presses his crotch into your ass,, then bends you down and gently thrusts his hips
"that's right, be a good girl and bend over"
"you're not allowed to be bent over in front of anyone but daddy, understand?"
fucks you from behind harshly, watching his dick enter in and out of your cunt in awe
"oh fuck, squeeze around my cock, yeah"
grabs your hair around his fist and pulls harshly so you arch your back more
"arch your back, do it for daddy"
cums inside you and tells you that you were always his, nobody else's
tobirama
ohhhh fuck,, lord second, aka tobirama, ahem aka the most jealous person you will meet
shows up at your house unannounced just to confront you about this "guy" he's been hearing about
"are you fucking serious?" he'd say in a stern but calm tone, not showing any facial expressions the entire time
grabs your waist, holding his lips only inches away from yours
"do you need to be punished to remember that i own you?"-- "tobi, we aren't together anymore"-- "uh uh,, shhhh"
proceeds to slide his finger in your mouth slowly, letting you suck on it as you look up at him
"get on your knees. now."
throat fucks you harshly until there's tears falling from your eyes and you're begging him to stop
cums all over your face and in your mouth like the 'good girl' you are
fucks you in missionary after while his hand chokes your neck
"my little slut, you're mine"
obito
sees you out in public with a guy and basically snatches you from him and takes you to his house
locks you in his room and rests you on his bed to lie down as he towers over you now
"naughty girl, why wasn't i aware you were out being a slut?"
"don't you remember how good my cock felt? don't you miss that?"
undresses you so you're all naked for him and makes you bend over on his bed
proceeds to slap your ass roughly, making you count out loud for each slap as he turns your ass red
"say it louder. i can't hear you."
"has my slut been a good girl? does she need her reward now?"
puts you on your stomach and spreads your legs as he inserts his cock
rubs your clit while fucking you and makes you squirt all over his cock before cumming deep inside your cunt
"that's right, baby, nobody else will make you squirt like me"
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yr666yaoiman · 1 year
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Professor Indra and newbie Tobirama what will happen will happen will shock you
Yes, once again I have made another modern-teacher au with Tobirama but this time with Indra! There no reason why I made it I just love their potential dynamic. I was conflicted between making Indra a dilf or keep a baby face because I want him to be in late 30’ but as much as I’d love to make him a daddy dilf I goes with baby face instead (maybe I’ll draw one where Indra look older just not now. About the age I’m thinking that Indra would be 39, Tobirama 22, Madara 25, Hashirama 25, Izuna 23 (I will add them!! Later)
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kankuroplease · 5 months
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hello! i must say, i adore your work! and how are you?? how would the uchiha brothers be as fathers? <3
Thank you! I’m doing alright, I hope you’re doing well 🖤
Disclaimer: I’ll reject canon events for fun and also because I strongly believe most of the canon Uchiha’s would be great papas
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Sasuke
Starting controversial here
Him not seeing or spending time his child for years?? Nope. I reject the notion, IMMEDIATELY
Idk who that man is in Burrito, but Sasuke would be there for his kid while still “redeeming himself” not that he should have to but that’s another argument for another day that I don’t feel like having
He’s a damn UCHIHA that can basically TELEPORT like?? So you just want to do him that wrong for what? Whyyyy
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Anyways, probably has a special stuffy he swaps places with in the kid’s nursery
It’s a whole magic trick to his child that never gets old
zip zap, daddy’s home and baby is giggling, reaching for him
Not saying he’d wake them up on purpose if he arrives and they’ve fallen asleep
But he’d definitely try to hold their hand and poke their cheek a little and would chuckle to himself when they furl their brows
Looking like him when they do that
This man has no clue what he’s doing at first tho
Babies are complicated and he’s never had to be delicate with someone like this, help?
He’s not going to actually ask for help, just look pleadingly at his partner or Itachi
He doesn’t baby talk his child and would discourage the others from doing it
Once the child is out of the baby baby phase. He’s got this
Will talk to them about their ‘so bad it’s cute’ art and want to hear about all their little ideas
Nearly cried when they said “your the best, dad ever” because he doesn’t agree but at the same time his kid doesn’t care about his flaws
Takes said artwork with him on missions along with his favorite photo of them
Will have beef with a 5 y.o. If he hears they’ve mistreated his kid. That little shit, Kabocha smh
Itachi
Gentle father
He takes to being a parent so naturally that you would swear he’s done it before
His kid will always come first, which might (will) be a problem for his any of his work
But assuming he’s left the Akatsuki, he’s raising his family in the countryside
Lots of family time and forehead pokes
Cuts their food up until they’re old enough to tell him to stop he’s crushed
If his child gets scared because of thunderstorms, he’d let them sleep in his bed. Might even give them a pleasant genjutsu filled with all their favorite activities to ease their worries and help them sleep
And speaking of his abilities; his sharingan? Yeah, he’s comparing their height to Sasuke’s when he was little
Will join them in their silly adventures. Lizard watching? Why not
Let’s them get away with almost anything
And that’s exactly how they would end up with a bunch of cats and chickens
He’d regret a lot of his actions in the past and that would make disciplining them tough
Hates being away from them because he feels he’s going to miss something important
Madara
All those brothers were training material, he’s beyond ready to meet his child and hold them
From day one he’s so proud of them
That first cry filled him with so much pride
His partner is definitely going to have to ask him to give them the baby
He’s going to brag about this child, his heir, future leader of the Uchiha no one can tell him otherwise
His partner will find him knocked out with their little one resting on his chest with a bunch of rolled blankets and pillows around them on nights they’re particularly fussy
They want ups, they’ll get ups and he’ll carry on with his conversation
Seriously the only man that can get his nose honked by his child in the middle of a conversation with Hashirama and act like nothing happened
Can’t help but prank his kid a bit. He can’t help himself
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Definitely let the kid play with a blunt kunai before. “What? They like it.”
He takes taming their hair on skillfully if they inherited his fluffy mane
He’s not going to coddle them but if they get hurt running about, he’ll help them up and dust them off before ruffling their hair and giving them a small nod
They got this, they’re HIS child after all
Teaches them how to play shoji so they can hone their strategy skills
If they want to cry to him about their blues, he’ll listen, but he also wants them to think of how they can change what’s bothering them
Gives them exactly one warning before the kid gets to learn the hard way
Fully for letting kids be kids
But also a “did you win?” Father. Fights happen, but as the clan leader’s child, they shouldn’t be losing fights
Would snag and carry them like a sack home if they were causing problems around town
While loving parenthood, He secretly would hate them going on their first mission. He’s going to basically quiz them on different scenarios and push them in their training
If he thinks they’re not ready, he’ll tell them as much he’s also going to go to Hashirama to make sure they actually have a team that can make sure his child doesn’t die on their first mission. But shh
Kid gets a little sweetheart they’re stealing kisses around the village with? He’s disgusted
they’re still wet behind the ears wtf kid could be 18 and he’s still not going to like it
Izuna
This man was in denial that he was going to be a father until he was holding his child and was like “woah”
He’s nervous around the baby
Take it, QUICKLY
He’d warm up to them immediately once they look at them
Thinks they look hideous tho. Sorry, kid
He’ll watch as they’re changed and fed, wondering how tf these things survive when they’re so fragile
Sort of a worrywart and extremely selective of who gets to hold his kid
Smiles really warmly when his kid smiles at him
The excitement he feels when they take their first steps surprises even himself
He’s having to question who this excitable person he’s morphing into
They are the best dressed kid and he makes sure of it
Also makes sure they’re keeping up with Madara’s kids in their training
Brings them treats regularly as they grow up
Tells his kid that they are better than others
And DO NOT speak to his kid if you have a problem, speak to him directly. Unless you want a bigger problem
Don’t think for a second his child wouldn’t be his minion
They will collectively diss people over dinner and laugh about it💀
Tells them stories of when the Uchiha were rightfully leaders in their own rights before this whole Konoha BS
Uncle Madara is great, but he’s still not on board with this plan
He will coddle them a bit. It’s not that he’s trying to necessarily, he just cares too much and can’t bring himself to not protect them from everything
As long as he’s breathing he will personally insure that they’re safe at all cost
Inari
Also can’t believe he’s going be a father, but he’s excited
Very prepared for parenthood
He’s taken advice from clan elders and has a naturally warm relationship with his child
Makes them eat healthy all the time
Reads to them regularly
Loves taking them out for walks and beans with pride any time someone compliments his kid
Believes education is important and reinforces a love of learning
Genuinely gets concerned about the friends they surround themselves with
Accepts that they are their own person quickly
Teaches them basics of making medicine and how to identify herbs
Tenko
He’s talking to his kid before his partner is even showing, he’s that excited
Will poke any foot or hand he sees pushing out from said baby bump because he thinks it so amazing and a little funny when they “fight” back
He would NOT sit outside and wait for the birth like most men of the time
Yes, he will argue with a midwife or two, his partner needs him and he needs to be their
tears of joy for their new baby
Love at first sight. his kid is perfect in his eyes no matter how they arrive
Lots of kisses to their sweet little temples, hands, and feet
Thanks them for choosing him as their father and promises he’ll make their life full of laughter and love
Definitely the dad that has to carry/wear his baby everywhere
Plays with them all the time
Definitely made friend with some Aburame and Nara to make sure they have butterflies access and fun shadow access
His get will get told all the fun fairytales and get a dramatic reenactment of them as he’d dress up as one of the characters
Let’s them splash their heart out in puddles
If his kid gets sick, he’ll probably get sick too from cuddling them to sleep
Gets a little emotional when they outgrow certain things and activities
This kid has the ultimate accomplice; Tenko is not going to tattle on his kid if they didn’t do anything wrong. Heck, he is more likely to help them get away with it
Cheers for them the loudest during their training with other kids
Kota
Having a kid brings out his softer side
But send help
He’s clueless and knows he’s clueless
He’s seen battlefields and those didn’t make him nearly as nauseous as blowouts and spit up do
Is genuinely afraid he’s going to mess this kid up, so seeks advice from his brothers
He’s not very interested in trying to hold them as a newborn, but will hover over his partners shoulder to look at them
Most likely to laugh if the kid snores because, what is that?
Takes pride in his kid
Dad jokes
Another one that will have beef with a child on his kid’s behalf
Takes his time to try and understand their POV on matters
But still might argue with them if he doesn’t agree. However he will always apologize
Can’t stand seeing his kid cry and will do just about anything to cheer them up
Wants his kid to be a bit more bold than he was as a child and encourages them to speak up for themselves
He leans on the tough love side of parenting as they reach their teens if they want to act out
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