#he and jon are soooo annoying i can't

[formulaonedirection]

Good news: he's still very silly

#lando norris #jon malvern #PRECIOUS #they couldn't break his silly bone even if they tried #he and jon are soooo annoying i can't #jon said hey lemme take a selfie. they're made for each other

[eerie-night]

i always like stumbling across fic rec lists so i thought about compiling a list of some of my favorites and linking the tumblrs of the authors (but if i cant find them ill link twitter or ao3) bc theyre all fucking awesome

BSD

and all i loved, i loved alone- @featherxs

“An ability?”

— on the past, present, and future of one Edgar Allan Poe.

SOOOO GOOD!! its what originally got me so into bsd and its such a good reread too

(don’t) stop the rain- miniekooki

Akutagawa Ryuunosuke finds himself taking care of the Twain family after an unfortunate turn of events.

And he also finds himself considering Mark Twain as more than just an annoying prick.

(ALTERNATIVE TITLE: the domestication of akutagawa ryuunosuke)

i loveeeeeeeeee this and how it goes about describing the family its sooooooooo good

Haikyuu

as bright as a blackhole; and twice as dense- cereal_whore

“Kageyama’s being bullied,” Yamaguchi grits, expression steeled.

Tsukishima lowers his book quietly, and stares, eyes wide.

“As if he has enough social competence to realise he’s being bullied.”

“Tsukki, please.”

Meant to be 5 times Tsukishima accidentally and very reluctantly saved Kageyama from his own social ineptness, and one time Kageyama does the same for him, but we ran into problems bc OP can't count.

(or: everyone is srsly stressed over kageyamas existence, but kageyama, despite having the common sense of a Five Minute Crafts video, is like those buff himbos within the tsundere category. so he somehow ends up wholly unscathed throughout this shit, while everyone else doesnt)

tldr: kageyama lacks forethought, and everyone but him suffers the consequences of it.

i eat this shit up omg omg its great its funny and it makes my day better read it

but not for spring to well up- tookumade

Miya Brothers

Sellers & Buyers of Antiques & Curiosities

Suna Rintarou squints at the small sign attached to the front door of the brick shopfront.

He wasn’t sure what he’d been expecting. Something flashier? More brass? The Miya brothers could do with a pot plant out the front. The shopfront has one single large window that’s covered by a plain white curtain, so maybe they could open that up and have some of their antiques and such on display so people get an idea of what they buy and sell. Maybe a paint job for the door, which is the most boring brown Suna has ever seen. There is nothing he can say about it—it’s not nice nor ugly, it’s just boring.

Or, maybe Suna could stop giving any more of a damn about this shopfront and just get his appointment over and done with.

After ending a relationship with a fiancé, Suna returns home and tries to heal from heartbreak. Here, he finds friends in the form of the Miya brothers, and learns patience, forgiveness, and what happiness means to him.

this sounds repetitive but…..SOOOOOOOO GOOOOOD i love the emotion and how it deals with sunas ex and like everything about this fic is gold

JJK

“To Chase”- @diggingupgrave

Megumi has never thanked the man who raised him.

god…no words except read it you will not regret it

FE3H

A Fair Day’s Work- featherhearted

“I may have some coffee in the place for you,” said Prime Minister Aegir. “Let me show you how much better I have become at brewing it to your taste.”

“If you insist,” said Minister Vestra but he sounded pleased. To Delarivier, who had literally made it her profession to attune herself to his tone (usually ranging from sort-of-murder-y to extremely-murder-y), Minister Vestra sounded very pleased indeed.

Ferdinand and Hubert's long-suffering aides figure out a way to work fewer hours.

im a whore for outsider povs and this one takes the cake and does laps around my brain when i try and sleep

TMA

a glass essay- fairbanks

Right out of university Jon's run out of time to run from the Web. The only way he knows to escape one domain is to give yourself to another, and he's always been good at being alone.

He really wasn't imagining the Lukas family would take him in at all, let alone arrange him to marry some smarmy ass named Peter Lukas.

yet again something to reread till you memorize every word and still cant get enough

now for authors that i recommend HIGHLY and a fic or two from them:

@blackkatmagic

i recommend everything shes written but my top favorites currently are:

Cor Cordium

Fox dies. He wakes up. And then things start getting weird.

its so so good and kats soooo good at characterization and descriptions and could prob make paint drying interesting

out of night (out of nothing)

It's the duty of the Temple Guard to keep the Sacred Spire, the Force nexus at the heart of the Temple. Feemor's always done his duty gladly, kept it safe, kept the light burning. Order 66 changes everything. Changes him. Changes the Spire, too.

Hevy, Cutup, and Droidbait are just caught in the currents and trying to make the most of their second chances, but an unstable Jedi and new powers don't make anything easier.

the concept is so cool and the execution is even better she could probably sell me air and id go crazy for it

trade your heart for bones to know

A week after an attack that nearly killed him and his son, Jaster Mereel finds Mostross dead on a battlefield. His killer is a Jedi, grievously wounded, who Jaster takes into his care. By Mandalorian tradition, Jon Antilles owes him a life-debt, and Jaster is cunning enough not to let such a thing slip away.

It's meant to be an entirely political arrangement. It doesn't stay that way for long.

not to sound like broken record but god this is fucking fabulous

i totally recommend checking out ALL her works but these were the first ones i thought of out of the ones that are currently updating

@x-authorship-x

she has written sooo many good fics im just going to recommend my favorite series and you can go from there

Eyes

Shisui is way too strong to have his eye taken by Danzo

He's the only one smart enough to master the simplest of techniques to legendary proportions

He was sweet and kind and, despite everything he'd seen and all the things he'd done, he wasn't afraid to hope. To dream for something better.

A series for Shisui

the characters, the plots, the descriptions all add up to something amazing

llamallamaduck

do yourself a favor and check her out, you will not regret it. unfortunately, i will restrain myself to only recommending one fic but DO check the rest out

With no root in the land —(To keep my branches green)

He is not a human and he is not a beast and he is not a creature, but he is. He is a being, then. A being that changes and learns and lives. He thinks his name is Ani.

this is the fic that i first read by llamallamaduck and its a really good introduction to how fucking amazing she is at doing crossovers and writing in general

i hope you enjoy these as much as i have :)

#fic rec #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd ranpoe #haikyuu #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fire emblem #fe3h fic rec #fe3h #tma #the magnus archives #star wars #naruto #shisui uchiha

[itchyeye]

@apocalypticsinn replied to your post “ok. i'm giving the first episode a shot.”:

Oh noooOOOO welcome to hell :,) Alice remains like this the entire series btw and it just. It doesn’t get better. The newest episode I wanted to strangle her- I’m VERY interested in hearing your full thoughts on even just this first episode-!

​whgau first thing's first i am touched to hear you're interested in my thoughts

ok so overall it was very bad. @socvinc is correct that the sound mixing is fantastic, especially contrasted against s1 of tma which was shoestring budget dogshit. but then again this new show was funded by a seemingly boundless supply of patreon dollars so it fucking better sound expensive!!

alice is absolutely insufferable. you could stick a classroom full of twelve year old bronies (and i mean the og 2010s bronies not the gen z post ironic queer reclamation kind) in front of a hundred typewriters for all of time and they would eventually produce every single thing that has ever come out of alice's mouth. sure, it seems like gwen and most other people are annoyed with her, so at least she isn't being treated as funny and charming in-universe!! but absolutely fucking impossible to listen to. will not be putting myself through more of that.

also, the general animosity and malaise is unearned. sure, we have all been at jobs where everyone is burnt out and nobody cares anymore. but there's a sort of creeping realization that comes with that. even if things are bad right off the bat, they still get worse as you familiarize yourself with your new surroundings.

to have your exposition be alice telling sam that nothing matters and there is no point to his job and everything is stupid and he shouldn't even be here just makes me hate her. it doesn't matter that she's doing it to give gwen a moment to shine and prove her diligence and dedication. it immediately makes alice a deeply unlikeable character. she is relentlessly negative and cynical and lazy and we have been given ZERO justification for why she would be so abbrasive to someone just starting a new career!! plus she's fucking annoying so the cards are REALLY stacked against her.

and the relentless gloomy bleakness of the Archives was so. so. so. earned. all of s1 had this slow slow sloooooow build up of tension and horror and false leads and red herrings and SUDDENLY WORMS. SASHA'S DEAD. TIDAL WAVE OF WORLD-ENDING WORMS. THREE DREAD POWERS AT ONCE. AND EVERYONE HAS PTSD AFTERWARDS AND STILL HAS TO COME IN TO WORK. JON'S GONE OFF THE FUCKING DEEP END. THEN S2. NO ONE CAN LEAVE. WE'RE ALL TRAPPED HERE LIKE RATS IN A SINKING SHIP.

the gloom and malaise and desperation is real and tangible and you are there with the characters as it builds. it's rewarding and dynamic. opening episode 1 with "everyone hates it here bc it's very spooky and bureucratic" is just a pale and unsuccessful immitation of the slowburn that MADE the archives what they were.

also the very first little mini statement was so lame??? no build up. no atmosphere. no character development. not even a short story, just a tumblr uquiz option. "i saw my husband but he was Shaped Wrong and also dead" jesus christ...

i might listen to episode 2 just because i have time to kill but being dropped into the middle of an office party gave me traumatic tma s5e1 flashbacks and i can't live through that again. one of my tmp anons who mentioned it was very office-banter based was SOOOO right. the majority of the episode felt like those incorrect-quotes accounts that clog up tumblr search results. just people i don't know and voices i don't recognize having weird try-hard conversations.

oh that's another glaring difference: the dialogue and voice acting in tma feels incredibly natural. the way conversations are written and the way they are performed feels believable, like listening to recordings of people who do not know they're being recorded. the conversations in tmp feel like watching f.r.i.e.n.d.s in that every line feels really rigidly scripted. no one talks over one another. no sounds overlap. there are no natural sounding pauses or stutters. just bad sitcom dialogue. BUT as i said to anon.... that's what the people want.

overall feels like an ogfic "inspired by" tma that i would have no interest in reading. a pale immitation of lightning in a bottle.

can't say i blame them. we all have bills to pay. but i can say i resent them.

#apocalypticsinn #[💌] asks and replies #protocol

[teddypickerry]

( order for lunes! )

I SHIP YOU WITH ... jonathan byers

𓆩♡𓆪

A/N!

i saw your pfp & i knew i would

like you. you reminded me of

someone jonathan would like

(since i am a jonathan kinnie),

so i thought it could be a cool

ship! for @lunesispunk

HOW YOU MET!

you were at tina's halloween party for

no longer than ten minutes when you

wanted to leave. it's not that the party

wasn't cool, it was how your friends

were all off with random people —

coupling up and making out like

it was ninth grade.

you had on a simple star wars costume,

one that not a lot of effort was put into

considering this was a last minute thing.

not one person had commented on it

until jonathan did.

he made his way over towards you, he

matched your awkward & annoyed look

as you leaned against a wall. "cool costume"

he complimented with a small smile. you

could hardly hear his words, but you

heard them just enough to smile back.

that's when you both decided to go outside

for a breather — and break from the loud

noise of billy hargove doing god knows

what to a cheerleader. the night ended

in a midnight run to a fast food place after

hours of talking.

WHAT DO YOU GUYS DO!

you and jonathan became best friends

pretty quickly after that night. hawkins

all had their own assumptions about the

both of you but you didn't really care. the

two quiet, rock obsessed people found one

another. on your typical hangouts, you blast

a new record that you've both been dying

to hear. at least once a month you're at

a new concert either in indianapolis

or a small place just out of town.

WHAT KIND OF BF IS HE!

+ jon is a pretty quiet guy but he LOVES

listening. so talking to him for hours

while he takes in and admires every word

is typical.

+ SHARING BAND TEES! or simply

him buying them for you at his mom's

store. same music taste so why not?

+ you reading and he randomly snaps a

photo of you. saying it's a good one. he

is def your personal photographer.

+ watching star wars with him and his little

brother will, who idolizes you <3

+ also drawing with will and just hanging

out with will anytime jonathan can't since

joyce trusts you with him.

+ movie dates where you completely

forget about the movie and start talking

about random nothings

+ you're both sarcastic and get eachothers

jokes before anyone else can

+ you can also tell what eachothers thinking

without even saying anything

+ it drives steve crazy because he always

thinks you guys are bullying him

+ def little road trips together :)

+ for your birthday he gets you a photo

album of photos of you, concerts you've

been to together, etc. soooo sweet <3

<3

#teddypickerry #stranger things fic #jonathan byers #jonathan byers x reader #jonathan byers headcanons #i ship you with

[ridestomars]

I’m eating up all of your Eddie x alt!reader lil concepts, we needed this so bad

I found out that Bon Jovi is categorized as Hair Metal, it would be so funny if alt!reader puts up a poster of Bon Jovi by the metal section because Eddie would be soooo annoyed because Bon Jovi is not heavy metal, it’s not real metal at all 😡 according to him

Alt!reader would tease him and say that aren’t they metal? These are one of your guys? Isn’t he? I had to put him up… look how cute he is!

And Eddie would be so scandalized and jealous that you called Bon Jovi metal AND that he’s cute, he’s just not sure which he hates more

THIS IS SO GOOD – i kinda feel like i can't write eddie anymore so let's see how this goes !! not proofread and there's a lot of repeated words i think

man, eddie gets so pissed when something in the liking of bon jovi or mötley crüe (yes, i'm self-projecting on this one) comes on, and i can't stress this enough. when he hears it coming from somewhere, he'll either turn off its source or just get up and leave. don't get me wrong, eddie is a very open-minded guy, but he just draws the line on hair metal – he may very much enjoy warrant's cherry pie music video for obvious reasons, and he might have a gigantic crush on lita ford, but he cannot stand bon jovi's sappy tunes.

all that i can say is that this apparent hatred for poor jon bon jovi started when you, looking very thrilled, asked him for help to clip an enormous bon jovi poster on the record store's wall. of course, he helped you, holding the big ladder for you to climb safely to the top. i could say that the only good thing about this was that you were wearing a skirt that day, but eddie was so displeased by the sight of you being so close to fucking-bon-jovi, that he didn't even look up. the big photo was almost cringe-worthy: there was the blonde guy without a shirt, showing his hairy chest to the whole world proudly and with a huge cocky smile plastered on his face.

when eddie thought you would end his suffering by coming down the stairs and just walking away from that traumatizing image, you did exactly the opposite. with a satisfied smile on your face and a sigh, you stood right next to him, looking up at the gigantic poster. your smile was enough to make eddie's mood turn sour, but when he heard you sigh, he was straight up sulking. a big frown appeared on his pretty face, and you could feel his annoyance practically radiating from him. obviously, that wouldn't stop you from teasing him, exclaiming while still staring at the average-looking blonde in front of you, "isn't he gorgeous?"

that was when eddie's eyes almost jumped out of their orbits. he struggled a bit to reply to you, stuttering indignantly, "wha-what?". he stared at you in utter disbelief, "y/n, please. he has a fucking superman tattoo! it's ridiculous", he scoffed, making you notice the faded ink on bon jovi's arm.

"and who are you exactly to talk about embarrassing tattoos?" you asked with your eyebrows raised. now, you were the one struggling trying not to laugh at the exasperated expression on his face. "i mean, you said it yourself: tattoos are very heavy metal."

"yeah," he immediately replied, in a high-pitched voice, "when it's something sick, like bats or a skull! not that fucking shit."

"watch your mouth, munson, we're in a family environment!"

"are we? because that," eddie pointed at the poster, "doesn't look very family-friendly to me." shaking his head in a chastising manner, he stared at you with wide eyes while his lips were pressed together. he looks so cute when he's worked up, you thought, but that didn't stop you from continuing your customary bickering.

"oh, yeah. because that" now you were the one pointing, referring to the big red devil stamped on his hellfire shirt, "is very family-friendly, right?"

that was enough to render him speechless. you seemed to be the only one capable of doing so, he thought, and that was so fucking exciting. all he could do was huff, with burning red cheeks.

by the way, when eddie goes to the store now, he makes sure to not even look at the damned poster's direction, always walking super fast when he passes in its direction. that always makes you laugh. <3

eddie masterlist | main masterlist | navigation 𖤐 hey! wanna talk? leave me a message after the beep ─ currently accepting requests for concepts & moodboards for eddie munson and steve harrington.

#eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x alt!reader #liv writes #liv talks about eddie

[bellysoupset]

what cars do your oc’s drive?

I wish I knew enough about car brands to answer this, someone help.

Luke drives a Gran Cherokee Jeep or however that is called. Green. Big, boxy, super comfy and spacious inside.

Jonah drives something sporty, sleek, red. I'm thinking a BMW cabriolet. He's all style and it's not like he carries a bunch of people around.

Leo drives whatever money could buy, which at the time was a 2005 Ford Freestyle in grey. I does the job and he kinda likes the fact he doesn't have to give a fuck all the time about something staining it or whatever. He needs the radio to be fixed, Bella has offered to fiddle with it a million times. It also has a big trunk, which is a plus since Jon's car doesn't.

Wendy has a 2023 Honda Civic Sedan in a very light pink, it can pass as white. It's her absolute baby and she's soooo annoying about it. She hangs little charms on the mirror.

Vince has a Triumph Scrambler motorcycle, which has that vintage-y harley davidson vibe, without the price tag. He's such a baby about his bike and he got very upset when she had to be rebuilt after the car accident.

Finally Bella, queen of no shits given about her car, has a fucking ford fiesta from 2007, in blue, that she has beat the shit out of it. It's also stick, which means Lucas can't drive it, much to her amusement. She is absolutely the type of person to see a dent in her car and just kick at it from the inside and go "see! Fixed!" it drives Luke insane

#myocs #lots of research made and i'm still pretty sure this is badly answered #i'm sorry #i think its important to know that one point when she lived in New Mexico Bell had a pick-up #but that she refused to move with that bc she absolutely hated the twilight jokes