#he breasts boobily<3

[towerartt]

twink death

#borderlands #borderlands 3 #katagawa jr #borderlands fanart #he breasts boobily<3

[dennisboobs]

if tumblr is allowing gif icons i can finally make his tits jiggle

#they are breasting very boobily in this particular moment #they always go crazy when he's yelling 😋😋😋 #sorry <3 #ada speaks

[fandom-hoarder]

#his fathers son <3 [tag via sampilled]

#he breasted boobily #jack kline #his father's son <3 #sam is jack's parent #repost cuz I'm blocked

[annieisyourfavourite]

i'll be more coherent and have better photos tomorrow but u guys can all rest assured. this concert was so FUCKING good

#mine #hozier #yeah i know i said i was panicking earlier #it all worked out #and we ended up right there center front #i wore a cute but slutty top & ya girl. was definitely breasting boobily #but u know. i wanted him to know i have nice tits. and now he does #we made friends with the people standing next to us 💕 #oh it was so fun #now we're getting dicks to end the night <3 classic seattle night out moments

[leatherbookmark]

so this shot had the strings tremble dangerously in the bgm but i'm just here for the "well the situation is not ideal" face

#liveshrimping #sorry dude sometimes breasting boobily doesn't help </3 #omg the magistrate guy is like 'well we have the proof of your marriage and not of your divorce so...' and he ROLLS HIS EYES about it #king shit <3

[innocentsardonicpotatoes]

My man, more than often:

#hes my little meow meow #lololol #relationship #cutie patootie #mineblr #my art <3 #artblr #graphic art #lolz #not very fancy #he likes them #breasting boobily #why is this so funny #hehehe

[thingthatgoes-butch-inthenight]

While I'm on the topic of monster smut tropes that grind my gears... Monsters that take on a human form but the human form is always Generic Washboard Abs White Man No. 3. I never buy smut at romance bookstores cause the dude always looks like a model. First of all... It would be hot to fuck something incorporeal or unknowable.... But SECONDLY even if they did turn human, where are my twinks? My bears? Don't tell me you wanna get railed by a big orc man but he's built like Zac Efron and just has the smallest little tusks peeking out of his bottom lip smh... Why is the guy always a twunk. We complain about male authors who can only make the succubus breast boobily down the stairs but i feel like we're just turning every creature into a standard hot man vampire

Sincerely, a bear-bodied fat butch who loves twinks and big women

#big bear body orc boys and twinky little fae and elf men.... hhhhhhh #monster fucker #monster smut #monster fucking #vent #yes I know there's some good rep out there I've read some of it but it's so wildly difficult to actually hunt down

[transingthoseformers]

Instead of going into heat, what about rut? :3

I'm just thinking of a silly Earthspark scenario, post-finale. Somehow, Elita and Optimus manage to enter rut at the same time. Quite unusual and troubling since they usually help each other when one of them goes into rut. They haven't had any sparklings, because of contraceptive coding. They've thought about it.

Enter Megatron, who says he'll help out. He's tough. He can take it. But oops! Guess the birth control failed and now he's sparked and wondering just how the fuck this will affect everything.

Elita and Optimus's reaction upon exiting rut and realising what happened is to basically just shrug and absorb Megatron into their relationship. It was just a bit ahead of schedule :3

Sfghjk hmm

Okay so. That's one hell of a situation, and of all the things I'm focusing on I'm trying to figure out how their rut cycles would sync (environmental factors? One of them thought they missed one but nope it's late and thus at a very inconvenient time? A flub in the contraceptive coding leading to it being early for one of them? Should we blame the matrix again. Should we blame magic or stress. Idk.) Because of course I am

Megatron thought he had this all mathed out

He was wrong, Megatron this is why you update your coding, shit expires

I'm betting he was so so worried that he ruined their relationship somehow because I mean makes sense makes sense

Why am I remembering Accidental Accuracy and Breasting Boobily right now

Just a bit ahead of schedule

They were gonna bring him into the fold somehow, they just hadn't planned it out yet. But then alas necessities necessities.

#tfe megatron #tfe elita one #tfe optimus prime #megoplita #oplita #valveplug #mmn yes of course Megs of course

[softcatmemoirs]

i was just reminded of this and i need everyone to apologize to widowmaker overwatch RIGHT NOW

i was watching my spouse play cyberpunk 2077 and we were both turbo stoned and it was in a huge gunfight for some quest or something but in the gunfight it saw an enemy sniper and the dude was just wearing a trenchcoat that was worn open on his chest and a golden thong that blended so well into his skin colour it looked like he was just completely fucking naked. he was so far away we could barely make him out but that thing was thwanging. the reason this is so wild is cause it had the nudity stuff turned off so there WAS no thangs but that dude was SCHWANGING

it distracted my spouse so much it completely fumbled the controls for MINUTES and panic guzzled every healing item it had to survive fighting like 3 guys it usually kills in seconds cause of this dude

widowmaker was right. people would see her breast boobily and be so caught off guard, not by arousal but by sheer surprise, and she'd kill them. she was right

(the funniest thing is after killing him we inspected him and he was wearing a completely different set of clothes that FROM A FAR DISTANCE made an optical illusion he was bare ass naked with an open coat on)

#rawr #cyberpunk 2077 #goty tbh

[fae-sdv]

I saw your post asking for interaction. What are your Dresden files opinions?

Aaaa so I’m only like halfway through book 3, and I know this is an unpopular opinion but I can’t stand Murphy 😭 so far, I find it annoying that she asks for Harry’s help all the time but then chooses not to listen to him???? And poor Harry is just doing his best 😭

Although I do think she has traits that are admirable. I like how strong willed she is, and I love that she can hold her own.

As far as Jim’s writing, i always have to remind myself that this was his first series, and he started in I think the 90s/00s? It’s the way he writes women that drives me insane. I know that it’s supposed to be kind of a old detective style, but the whole “she breasted boobily” gets old really fast. Also almost every woman so far has been some kind of stereotypical 2000s beauty standard and I’m not really big on that. But I also understand that he’s still writing so I’m sure the style has caught up with now :)

Overall, I’m not huge into present day style fantasy, but this series really is incredible. My fiancé got me into it as he’s a die hard fan and I’m not regretting it at all :)

Edit: my fiancé semi spoiled the whole Susan situation and I’m not ready

#Dresden files

[fishtomale]

first 3 episodes of Lupin the III Part 1 thoughts

clearly working with a low budget but that is to be expected

i'm surprised that it isn't that formulaic

there are a lot of assumptions of where people will be able to follow along for it being a new show that doesn't lore dump

having just watched Hazbin Hotel and literally begging for jokes to fill the empty space the silliness of Lupin is more than welcome

the theme song certainly exists

it's really funny to see the song continually insist that Lupin is a good guy when he is absolutely killing people (idk maybe they deserve it)

Zenigata originally had brown skin?

Jigen's skin color is inconsistent

Jigen is absolutely 100% gay and the writers are aware

is Jigen sexist or is he just tired of seeing his friend (love interest) be repeatedly wronged by the same woman over and over. the jury is still out

the women certainly do breast boobily

the showrunner has a tickling fetish and is not even attempting to hide it

though veiled in science so far there are a lot more supernatural elements than i anticipated

really dig the body hair on the men

#mish.txt

[subskz]

in the car w channie on a bumpy road and he can't help the way his eyes are glancing over to your boobs, bouncing every now and then🤭 little pervert suddenly playing w his ears and its a dead giveaway that he did something so shameful🥰😚🥰😚

(drive safely kids. don't stare at boobily breasts and drive)

little pervert channie hehe that’s so cute~ he always tries his best to be a gentleman and look away but he is not nearly as subtle as he thinks!! the way he shifts around in his seat and looks out the window, tugging at his bright red ear as he awkwardly tries to continue the conversation tells you all that you need to know <3

#channie🤝lino being betrayed by their double agent ears #ask #catboy anon #💌 channie

[owlespresso]

just watched the ffxiv fanfest.... is anyone going to talk about meteor's new look. he's... breasting boobily.

i have mixed feelings. a part of me wanted him to be gunbreaker because he's ALREADY collected 3 out of 4 of the tank classes.

i think the new melee class is going to be a scout. corsair? maybe swashbuckler? his new outfit is giving serious pirate vibes.

also? kind of annoyed that we're getting two new dps apparently. like we have enough. we really need another healer and another tank. if they're going to give us another dps, at least have it be BLU but actually playable. make it a full class or leave it because it's only ever relevant when ppl use it to cheese during events. BLU is like my favorite final fantasy class and seeing it botched like this is so frustrating.

i would like it if they gave estinien a new fit 'cause he's been wearing that same armor since stormblood too. ANYWAYS those are most of my takes rn.

#hoot hoot

[bloodyfinalgirl]

Whenever sam isn't wearing at least 3 shirts he rly do just be breasting boobily I don't even know what they're saying brain on titty lockdown fr

[mana-sputachu]

Do you have any headcanons regarding Iori's glorious chest?

Well, let's see:

1 - He worked out hard to achieve that, but genetic played also a big role. I mean, KoF Gaiden pretty much confirmed us everyone in the Yasakani/Yagami clan is hot as hell. And Magai's tiddies didn't joke either.

2 - Like his crossover bro Jin from Tekken, Iori is allergic to buttoned shirts. Everything has to be unbuttoned and titties must stay out (I mean, if you worked hard to achieved that great result, you WANT to show it to everyone, and who are we to complain?), t-shirts are usually low-cut (VERY LOW-CUT) ones... unless it's boatneck shirts, then it's a pretty deep cut to show his collarbones... and tight. Tight shirts and clothes in general are a MUST for Iori's fashion. Like, one of his stage outfits is a corset vest, with that thight waist and broad shoulders it would be a crime to not wear it. The only exceptions are cozy large hoodies for when he's at home chilling or not feeling well.

3 - The pics he posts on his band's social media or his own official account are considered thirst traps by his fans. Even when he doesn't mean to make a thirst trap pic, it's just impossible to keep the tiddies at bay.

4 - In my headcanons he and his bandmates knew each other since high school (when the band started) and they're among the very few people Iori trusts and he's comfortable with. Comfortable enough to let them jokingly squeezing his tiddies for fun or as good luck for a concert. They also joke alot about him being the embodyment of the "breasted boobily" meme. Iori just sighs, resigned to be a living meme.

5 - He's very sensitive there, especially the nipnops. 💜

#king of fighters #kof xv #iori yagami #text posts #replies #anonymous #this is a very interesting topic #or two #*badum tss*

[festival-of-pudding]

@violetutterances replied to your post “🌻 If you get this, answer with 3 random facts...”:

Wait I want to hear the Brent Spiner story

picture it: Florida, 2002. ​my roommate and I are at a trek con. Spiner's autograph line is nothing but Comic Book Guy looking dudes except for us, two college girls in our Y2K tank tops and hip huggers and navel piercings. Spiner looks up to say hi and does a visible double take. cautiously he says "so... what brings you two here?" in tandem we reply "you, of course! ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿) ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿)" he beams and exclaims, "well I am thrilled." his face turns pink while he signs our pictures. we trade grins with his female assistant. as we leave we're like "thank you so much, have a great day, byyeeeee ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿) ♡(◕ᗜ◕✿)" and he calls after us "no, thank you". we get back to our seats and mr. pudding says "wow babe I think you just made his day." my roommate and I high-five.

tldr; one time I breasted boobily towards data

#reply #fandom memories #star trek