#he does all the dirty work

[coyotehusk]

The butcher was a quiet man. His hands often stained with red.

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I've got this story idea stuck in my head. Not sure if I'll ever get around to doing much with it, but feeling inspired and thought I'd draw a little.

#coyote husk draws #blood #my oc #Mica #the muscle #he does all the dirty work #Still working out the details #brains not really working rn #so we draw instead of think

[horse-head-farms]

day 2: Royalty/Knight @mcyt-yuri-week

False, a knight famous for her ability to slay magical beings, was sent by her king to defeat the greatest threat of all - the fae. Here, she enters the faerie realm and is greeted by none other than the queen herself, waiting upon her forest throne.

Having grown up on tales of the fae and their evil trickery, False is surprised by how beautiful and kind the queen is, but isn’t going to let down her guard yet.

Queen Stress is rather impressed by this mortal who not only managed to find her way into the faerie realm, but is also brave (and foolish) enough to try and fight her! She has no intention of hurting False, and instead wants to teach her the mischievous ways of the fairies, get her to lighten up a bit and all that. And, well, if she tries to court the handsome knight along the way, who can blame her?

#im not sapphic (bi guy) but the world could always do with more gay women so i was like. might be fun to do yuri week! #i know for royalty/knight its usually a monarch and their protector and that is fun but i wanted to subvert that a bit #and have a knight who is actually sent to defeat that monarch. and also faerie queen stress is just perfect have you seen her hcvh outfit? #most of my art on here is quick doodles to get my ideas down but for this one i really wanted to go all out and create something nice #mcytyuriweekvalentines #mcyt #also this is days late oops but it still counts #fress #falsestress #i am not tagging a certain someone who is a tumblr user #stressmonster101 #hermitcraft #hermitshipping #hermitshipblr #my art #not in this but i imagine iskall is also here as a fairy. he’s stress’ advisor / best friend / guy who does her dirty work on earth

[ofallthingsnasty]

been thinkin about mouth inspections at the dentist (with our faves). Isn’t there a way to tell if you’ve given bjs before? Like there’s an indent in the roof of your mouth or something? Since you have experience in dentistry, i thought I might ask💀

Perhaps dentist fave pokes around in your mouth and finds that spot, asking all sorts of gross questions, who’ve you done it with? how many have you given? and then forces you on your knees, explaining the whole time what he’s doing to that spot in your mouth as he brutalizes your throat. Law or Doffy would be the worst for it. Doffy wouldn’t be able to control himself and Law would be so calm and collected, it would be scary

Yes, but only hard and recent blowjobs - there can be petechiae on your palate!! (Think tiny red spots) We don't care, though ajsjjksk and as always THIS IS FICTIONAL OFC I DON'T ENDORSE THIS AJSKKS

The mental image of 'big dick Doflamingo's everything but mostly expensive implants mill'-dental office is sending me. Baby 5 not-so-subtly chewing gum behind her mask while she makes you wait in the chair. Him coming in half an hour late (you've been nervous and sweating the whole damn time and the radio is blasting nothing but shitty early 2010s pop which doesn't help), clearly fresh from some break and not a difficult procedure, showing you just how much he doesn't care about you. He fucking reeks of cologne. Light pink scrubs that fit him so well it's not even funny. Has a weirdly delicate gold chain around his neck that really emphasizes the way his pecs puff up before connecting with his collarbone. It kind of makes you want to fall into his... well, his cleavage. (Because of course he chooses scrubs with a rather unorthodox neckline - who's going to tell him off? He's the boss. Sometimes he comes in wearing polo shirts in that same pink tone and they're always, always a little too tight.)

He throws himself into his little chair so hard it skids right up to you and he just smiles as a greeting, porcelain-white veneers blinding you for a moment, before he puts his mask up (also pink, it's a whole fucking theme here). It's all pretty standard, Baby 5's clearly fake nails clicker-clacker away at the keyboard while he lists off your dental status - until he gets to the soft tissue, especially your palate.

tw. crack treated seriously + noncon = the combo from hell, medical malpractice, Law is in here too, as a separate listing (same tags for him + hypnosis), minors dni, don't take this too seriously i had too much fun writing this it's so silly, dental hypno doesn't work like this don't worry lol

Well, that's certainly an eyebrow raiser. Looks like little old unassuming you has a bit of a wild side. He can tell you know your stuff by how big and angry-red the bruise on your mucosa is. You've been a patient of his for a long time now - and other that the fact that you pretty much look like you're about to faint every time your ass touches the chair, you've been rather forgettable (but cute, he has to admit). He can tell you don't like the way he fingers around your mouth one bit - and that you're waiting for his final evaluation, taut like a bowstring. You're probably pissing your pants at the thought of getting some major work done. He knows your type and nudges his fingers just a little farther down your throat, to your uvula, just to see how trained your gag reflex is (and to keep you anxious for just a few seconds longer, it's just too precious).

You don't even blink. Others would have coughed up their breakfast by now but you're sitting there, eyes teary and face worried. Would you look at that. It's good he's wearing his mask or else you'd be able to see that he's poking out his tongue because he's smiling so hard - you're suddenly in his top ten patients, right next to all the big bucks and two or three genuinely interesting cases. And oh, he's getting ideas with the way you fidget under his gaze. You wouldn't tattle. You wouldn't even fight back. My, you're perfect for a little lunch time fun.

Baby 5 is out of the room with a single gesture, closes the door behind her with a distinctive click. She won't bother him either, she'll just go hide in the break room and text her newest boyfriend until someone scrapes her out of there again. And you? You're already anxiously waiting for his diagnosis, fearing the worst. Oh, he'll give you the worst. It's delicious to see your face go from nervous to absolutely crestfallen as he spins some tall tale about how need to get big work done on two molars, how bad it already is and how you probably should opt for implants (his specialty, after all. And so expensive he just knows you'll do just about anything to save a little money.) Of course, you trust him. And of course, you agree for him to go with the 'best' (and coincidentally most expensive) option, even when you're clearly fighting back tears at the price. He tells you to lay back, brings the chair to the highest, horizontal position and overstretches the neck so that your mouth is in a perfect line with your throat. It's unpleasant how the blood from the rest of your body is cut off from your head in this position, how the whole room is suddenly overhead and that damn light is shining straight into your eyes. It's supposed to give him a better look at your upper teeth - but when you open your eyes to his fucking dick of all things and him telling you that you want that treatment cheap, don't you?, you learn that not everyone has your best interest in mind. (Sadly, you don't even get to answer because he just shoves himself into you and fucks the protest right out of your oesophagus.) When he's done with you, your whole face is full of spit and mucus and you probably lost consciousness at least once - turns out not enough perfusion for your brain coupled with extreme anxiety and someone gripping your throat to fuck it better isn't exactly the healthiest thing in the world.

Honestly, you'll try so hard not to go back after that experience, you really do. Problem is, you gave them your mobile number when you first signed over your data - and just two days later you'll get a barrage of texts in finest text speak anno 2004, with a million of 😜🤞😂🦩 emojis asking you about the state of your throat and if you still want that follow-up. Cheapest set of dental implants you'll ever get, honestly. You only have to sell him your dignity.

Law on the other hand... All prim and proper in starched white, medical professional through and through, yet so gentle - has a whole concept around dental phobic patients, with warm and welcoming treatment rooms, gentle music, offers laughing gas, hypnosis and even general anesthesia if the fear is especially bad. Always professional and never condescending or infanitilizing (like some can be when it comes to phobic patients). He's a dentist, a doctor, the authority in this place but he guides with a gentle hand - and people adore him.

You've been his patient for a while now - and he can't lie, he really likes you. You've been a dream to work with despite your anxiety; have endured every session bravely, you hang onto every word he says with big, wet eyes. He makes a suggestion - you take it. No matter the cost, the time, how outlandish the approach might be, you're always willing, nod your head yes and try to tough it out. You're somewhat soggy, almost whiny but that's okay. It's kind of cute, really. So when he sees those telltale red spots on your palate, he's a little surprised... You come across as so meek while on the chair, it's hard to picture you as anything else outside of it. But clearly, you're either an extremely attentive lover or you're wilder than he thought. Honestly, he's almost pouting over this revelation. Who are you fucking? Even if the sentiment is inappropriate, it should be him - at least that's what his little crush on you whispers to him deep, deep down. He mills over it a little too long, long enough for you to try to speak around his fingers in your mouth - there you go again, asking him (and so politely, too) if there is something, anything? And to his shame, all he can think about is if this is how your tongue feels like when you're using it. The way you slur against his hand, that warm and entirely too inviting mouth so close yet so far - it's giving him some shameful, shameful ideas. What harm is in a little test drive - especially when you've been proven to respond well to hypnosis. He has just enough time to rope you into a little session, as well. So he pulls a face behind the mask and explains that yes, actually, you have a little cavity - a teeny tiny thing that could be filled so easily right now, if you have the time for it. The way you immediately tense up underneath him isn't lost to him. God, you hate surprises, he knows that, and he's being so, so selfish - but it's too late to take back his words now.

He can practically watch the thoughts form in your brain, can see how you valiantly try to fight down the panic over a surprise dental procedure. But, as always, you swallow the lie hook, line and sinker. And when you ask him if he can use hypnosis on you again, he knows he's won this round. It's not ideal - you're already upset over this whole situation and to get you into that relaxed state is going to be a lot of work, but he knows you well enough by now. A sentence here, a soothing word there, gentle encouragement wrapped around it all like a bow - the moment you've let go, he can simply pull his pants down and force himself into your mouth, that's how far away you'll be. Of course, you aren't as active as he wants you to be, but the thrill and novelty of the situation is more than enough for him. The thought of marking you like this, to cum right down you throat without you or the ominous other person fucking you knowing, is more arousing than he'd like to admit. Maybe he has to stroke himself to completion (because your slack lips around him are far from enough) but his orgasm builds up quickly and hits him hard. He can already feel that pesky sense of guilt nagging away at him the moment he collects his breath - but he cleans you up and fixes your rumpled clothes and shoves all those bad feelings into some far away corner of his mind.

Your numb jaw is easily explained away, as is that horrible taste in your mouth - and he did give you a filling, after all, so hey, the lie isn't that bad, right?

(Law totally did his junior time at Doffy's terrible implant money grub mill and then vowed to himself that he'll never ever ever become like that. Well, that kinda sorta didn't work out, huh?)

#i also raise you crocodile in this: lost his hand and had to retire from dentistry but got filthy rich selling his own dental implant syste #(the patents are SO ripped from other companies). robin is his extremely questionable and creepy PA who also does all the dirty work #and idk he just has you on lockdown with the worst prenup to ever exist or something. but HEY you get great teeth for free #trafalgar law x reader #doflamingo x reader #/doflamingo #/law #/one piece #tw.noncon #tw.medical malpractice

[lord-squiggletits]

The thing about Prowl is I don't really think canon was ever trying to frame him as a "necessary evil" or anything along the lines of "he's a shitty person but his work was necessary" like mmm.... That feels very much like something Prowl wants to believe about himself, not something that's actually factually true in reality.

I can't really make a good argument about it because I only remember like a handful of standout Prowl Moments in IDW1 but like... Prowl dropping a bomb on a neutral city and blaming it on the Decepticons is not "a necessary evil," that's a war crime. Prowl trying to destroy the space bridge to Caminus to keep Starscream from getting power over it, dooming the entire planet and its inhabitants to extinction by starvation, is not "a necessary evil," it's a fucking war crime. I feel like trying to frame such drastic measures as him "doing the dirty work of the Autobots" feels way too much like an excuse for actions that actually aren't justifiable. Especially since Prowl himself is far from being the 100% rational guy he thinks he is, considering how often he bases his decisions on things like his anti-Decepticon bias and his general refusal to follow any orders that contradict what he thinks is The Right Thing To Do (TM).

But also I think this is kind of the fault of the narrative of IDW1, since very few Autobots besides Prowl are given the chance to actually be morally gray even when the worldbuilding implicates them in some very morally gray things. Like, for example, JRO adding in the existence of MTOs which implies that the normally squeaky-clean leader Optimus was willing to approve the creation of new soldiers just to throw them into combat (and even the attempts to humanize the MTOs by giving them "an education" were eventually cut down to nothing but combat optimizations). And there's also the fact that Optimus knows about the Wreckers and has been known to call them on missions at least once (Stormbringer), meaning he's very much aware of the Wreckers and their tactics and is willing to call them in for fights when it's necessary.

I don't think you need to use Prowl as a crutch to make the Autobots morally gray. I think the Autobot leadership (or at least, Optimus, since few people besides him or Prowl seem to have major tactical command over the army as a whole) is plenty morally gray enough on its own, because the nature of war is inherently morally gray no matter how righteous your cause is. Reducing the lives of your own people into numbers on maps, harvesting resources, bringing MTOs to life just to die in a war they practically have no stake in, those things are enough.

And tbh it kind of bothers me when people try to saddle Prowl with the "dirty work of the Autobots", not just because it frames Prowl's blatantly evil actions as some sort of savior act taking the blame from the rest of the Autobots (which isn't even accurate, because the blame for war crimes falls on the entire army as an institution rather than one person), but because it downplays the moral grayness of the Autobots and pretends that no Autobot BESIDES Prowl ever participated in morally gray actions, which simply isn't true.

TLDR: Prowl isn't as much of a hero as he thinks he is because committing atrocities in the name of your cause doesn't change the fact that they're atrocities (and may not have even been justified). However, painting Prowl as the "token evil teammate" of sorts also places too much blame for the atrocities of war on him in particular, when in reality that's a burden shared by Optimus Prime and any other members of the Autobot military command structure.

#squiggposting #meta #prowl feels like one of those characters where people trust what he says at face value when like. he's very much not a reliable narrator #prowl SAYS that he does the dirty work no one else is willing to do but. is it really dirty work? #or is it just him authorizing dirty work and hiding it on his own and justifying it in the name of 'it's for the autobots'? #to draw on an old fandom of mine: 'what is the difference between you and the decepticons now?' #'isn't it obvious prime? i serve the autobots' #but also this is kind of the fault of JRO because like he's the main idw writer that explores what things were like during the war #while still being unwilling to part from the ideal of OP as the best prime and the all good and loving leader #barber gets into morally gray OP but it almost entirely concerns post war stuff so i wouldnt really count it

[cadmuslabs777]

[Int. Interrogation Room]

Ravonna: Mobius, I need you to focus. You were the only analyst on the scene. What else can you tell me?

Mobius: ...I don't know, Von. He... He looked very distressed. He desperately needed me to recognize him, but...

Ravonna: But...?

Mobius: I swear, I've never seen him before. All we know is his name was Loki-

Ravonna: Mobius.

The tone is harsh. Mobius stops and looks at her, confused: Yes?

Ravonna: How do you know this variant's name?

Mobius: What? What do you mean? He... He said-

Ravonna: Mobius. None of the reports made by the hunters mention a name. He never said it.

Mobius: No, that can't- Then why do I know his name?

Silence. Ravonna is typing on her tempad.

Mobius expression changes, he's still confused, but instead of being scared and fumbling for explanations, he becomes angry. He looks at her sternly.

Mobius: Ravonna? Why do I know his name?!

She's still not answering. Not even looking at him. Miss Minutes pops up by her side with a "Hey, y'all! Doc's on the way!".

Mobius gets agitated. Metal tendrils emerge from the armrest of the chair he's sitting and hold him in place. Others emerge from under the chair and wrap around his legs when he tries to kick the table.

Mobius: WHY DO I KNOW HIS NAME, RAVONNA?! WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME?! WHY DO I REMEMBER HIS-

Something clicks inside of him, a realization. He frowns.

Mobius: W-why...

But it's too late to get any answers. The doors to the interrogation room open and a person dressed in a lab coat enters rolling in a small cart with a strange looking machine on top. It stops next to a shell shocked Mobius who's panting and looking at nothing.

Miss Minutes: Oh, there you are, Doc!

[End Scene]

#thats all i got #was thinking about it yesterday #mobius m mobius #lokius #sorta #fanfiction #i guess #was thinking about what if this was not the first time he helps a loki #and almost brings down the tva in the process #so he has multiple mind rewipes #also we need someone who knows they're variants and does the dirty work 🤔

[thyandrawrites]

Reo's jerseys reading just "Reo" is such a Choice because I think he's the only one aside from Rin and Sae who goes by his first name. But at least in the brothers' case it makes sense to distinguish them since they have the same last name. Reo doesn't have that issue, but he did get into blue lock specifically to achieve something for himself that isn't tied to the Mikage empire, by his own merit. Between that and the fact that when he appears on screen in the various charts he's sometimes reffered to as "Mikage" and sometimes as "Reo", I like to think he chose to have his jerseys show just his first name as a bet with himself. You know, to show the world that on the field he's not The Prized Mikage Heir, but just himself. And his achievements are his own

#Correct me if I'm wrong but I think irl athletes do get a say in what name shows up on the jersey #I remember an olimpic volleyball player going by a nickname that was a play on his real last name #Anyway I just love reo a lot #People often call out how sheltered he is as a way to shit on him #But he's self aware of his privilege and doesn't lord it over other people #And most importantly he's the first who doesn't want to be recognized as a mikage #If he was as sheltered as ppl think he would've given up when nagi left him the second time #From then on it's on him and him alone to work hard to grasp his dream and he does #He's not the spoiled rich brat trope. In fact I'd say he kind of flips that idea bc he's more the type to spoil others instead #He's more the let's get our hands dirty without delegating type #And by this I don't wanna say he never had advantages bc he's well off #Obviously that's untrue. He founded his own soccer team and had TRAINING FACILITIES for himself and nagi lmao #But in blue lock all of that ends and he barely bats an eye #The first thing he does in team V is rebuilding everything from scratch with pure hard work and skill #Blue lock #Mikage reo #Bllk thoughts

[firelord-frowny]

my sexuality is Garak's deranged and tortured monologue in the episode "The Wire" in Deep Space 9 where he tells the story of being exiled from Cardassia for releasing Bajoran hostages <3 <3 <3

#like it legit turns me on lmfaoooo i hate me! #the way he spits the line “they were filthy and they stank” MMMMMMMMMM #his uncontrollable cackle when he says all he wanted was a good meal #the utter contempt in his eyes when he tells dr julian bashir 'i hate this place and i. hate. you.' #fuck me UP garak!!! fuck me UP with your psychopathic brand of ptsd and guilt! #evil characters who hate themselves for their urge to Do The Right Thing is one of my fav character tropes #its like #the shocking polar opposite of a Good Character who does something monstrous out of desperation and cant live with themselves for it #like Sisko when he recruited garak to do his dirty work! #knowing full well in the back of his mind that Garak would have no issue stooping to the level necessary to manipulate the Romulans #into going to war with the Dominion #but then being wracked with guilt when garak actually does the deed #mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[towerartt]

Jack and Tim's sleeping problems are insomnia and a boss who wants his insomnia to be a shared experience, respectively

#Jack is not sleeping and neither is Tim🙏 #Jack: “This feels like a sleepover. lol.” #Tim (waiting for the sedative he slipped him to kick in): “It totally does” #tbh.. Tim is genuinely kinda worried about how little Jack sleeps. #So every time Jack wants to have a lazy morning Timothy gladly goes to all the meetings for him. He does bitch and moan about it #But that’s because Jack sucks ass at accepting any help no matter how much he needs it #So it’s just easier to pretend like he is the one making Tim do his dirty work #sorries been thinking about them being domestic😔.. they are so two mimir coded #hj + tl

[ruralcat]

this may be because i am just a hater but a ballad of songbirds and snakes sucked

#i listened to the audio book and the narrator was so bad which i think contributed to half of my dislike for the story #he would do this shrill “um actually” voice for Snow's classmates #and an annoying girlish tone for lucy and maude and the singing he did for both characters actually made my ears bleed #but i digress #i just didnt really like that snow's evil backstory is a manic pixie dream girl he killed #i wish it wasnt a love story i wish collins did something different with his character #i really loved his betrayal to sejanus it made so much sense for his character it worked so well applause for that one #and also sick how he stole sejanus' money from behind the photo frame after executing him #sent it to tigress to have money #and then intercepted it before it entered the capitol to use for himself #all that just to become the heir of sejanus' grieving parents lmao #dirty dirty dirty #last point i loved how they didnt include snow's betrayal to Tigress in this novel #i was even thinking in the beginning of the novel that i hope snow does not betray tigress in his youth #just bc ... idk.. so much happens in our lives. and for his evil to all be explained in snow's life only from this age of 17/18 would feel #lazy #so yeah grateful for that slay suzanne collins slay

[samarecharm]

I hope this makes sense, but my Akira has Line Cook energy

Like. Extremely talented. BEYOND skilled at what they do despite the overwhelming chaos surrounding them. Suspiciously attractive. Extremely questionable coping mechanisms necessary for being a Line Cook.

Older pegoryu is ryuji gushing to ann about this weird dude he met at a farmers market who was very nice but like in a weird kind of way that spooked him a little. Very tall. Very pretty. Weird fucking items in his basket. Hes got an insta where he posts cooking videos from home and he watches it for the first time With ann and shes like ???? Please be careful with him. Where does he work? Bc he has definitely killed someone before. At the very least, hes done jail time. Ryuji is like. Well thats a bit scary. Does not stop me from DMing him tho :)

#i feel like if given the opportunity to live on his own #hed be in an apartment the size of a closet crammed from floor to ceiling with knick knacks #and his tinkering supplies #and working that horrid job in the ramen shop pays well enough that he just Does That kind of job all the time #he works too well under immense pressure #and he decompresses by making horrible little machines and killing things in the metaverse #heavily inspired by akira being able to take any and every job in existence and perfecting it #and also that one tiktok of the dude cooking in his house w the dirty pans n whatnot #w the comments going ‘oh hes a line cook u can tell’ ‘u know his dick game is unreal’ #like its such a specific kind of person when u say those things fhdjndkdmdjd #i will find it if i can; i think its on my main

[mattodore]

still working on this sim i started about seven hours ago

#river dipping #admittedly i've had to take breaks here and there to make dinner and do some work etc. etc. but lmfaoooo #i haven't touched any of the actual face -> skin details section #and like. the sim looks done already so i can't imagine what's gonna happen when i go in there #i've only done one (1) outfit so olli can do whatever he wants with the rest like i'm just throwing a single look out there and walking #i wish i had more baggy jean cc for masc frames </3 wanted to use a pair but literally none of mine look good #and UGH... i wish dirty clothes existed WHEREEEE are the cc shirts with stains on them?? #maybe i can create like an overlay accessory thing i can use for some shirts i would use it all the time #anyway I'M HAVING FUN!!! it's so nice to just do whatever and not be thinking like HMMMM is this haircut the right character choice #does this graphic t-shirt with a funny image line up with everything that happened in this oc's childhood yaddah yaddah

[prognostik-a2]

thinking about him ( anarky )

#♱ ⁺ . ⋆ ˙ * 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰. #lonnell ‘lonnie’ machin the character and my oc of all time #i want to add him on here so bad but i post a forty paragraph meta on him and anarchist philosophy i will sound like the most annoying - #person on earth . #also. a lot of people just. have a very bad understanding on anarchism and left-leaning ideologies as a whole #and there’s an obvious reason 2 that. ( red scare; demonization of leftism; etc ) #plus there’s rly no reason to go into lonnie’s character without engaging in the political aspect. bc bro is quite - #literally an anarcho-communist #AND the comics and arkham games have done him so fucking dirty #like. lonnie was literally created to educate others on anarchism and to deliberately go against the ‘molotov throwing anarchist’ archetype #he still does ‘questionable’ stuff but frankly the people he does it to completely deserve it #and other dc media have just completely bastardized him entirely #never forget the r.ed hood v. anarky comic where lonnie decides to endanger innocent people #like why the fuck would he do that !!!!!! he works IN FAVOR of gothamites not AGAINST them #nobody understands him like i do. im tired of living like this #anyways if i add him on here his vibe will be mostly influenced by the batman (2022) + other noir and thriller media

[sisaloofafump]

Submitting Lois Lane for consideration to become the next Gun Batman 🥰

#look she's got it all #detective skills #martial training #runs straight into danger #dead parents #undying love for Clark Kent #in my head her mother died more violently as a kid and she followed a similar path as Kate Kane into vigilantehood #she's still a journalist by day #but instead of hiring vigilantes like the question to guard and search for her #she does the dirty work herself #look it came to me in a vision okay shush #Bruce Wayne remains a business man and socialite who can be a lot more openly serious and smart in his job because he's not covering his own #secret identity. so he helps fund Lois and acts as her Lucius fox #especially when she's on the outs with her dad #Clark is still superman #and her best friend #he puts little kid bandaids on her when she gets hurt #she helps introduce him to Bruce #who helps fund both of them #and set up the JLA etc #it's not that Bruce isn't able to fight or isn't getting into danger #(he also happens to have a short stint as an stunt actor) #he just takes the same level of engaged civilian role that Lois canonically does #Lois doesn't take on a Robin #but she does mentor the upcoming teen vigilantes #especially Harper row/bluebird #I'm pretending that's the end of my thoughts but it really isn't #Lois lane #Batman #my art

[cuntstable]

whitesnake really is so funny i need to spend more time thinking about it for joke material

#stand thats just a guy with his own personality and sentience because pucci compartmentalized the astrocities too hard… #repressed shit so hard they just mafinested into a separate consciousness. like thinking about how white snake gets angry all the time and #swear a lot and effectively does all of puccis dirty work (thats why it looks like an executioner) meanwhile pucci can remain calm and #distanced from the violence hes responsible for…. #thinking about ​whitesnake on CoD lobbies. #jojo