#he doesn’t even watch house

[airobirb]

my boyfriend’s early christmas present to me.

he commissioned this guy who makes children’s soccer team flags for this and the guy’s opener to the email was “oh.”

i love my boyfriend

#can’t find the op of the original tapestry #i love my boyfriend #he doesn’t even watch house #he knows me so well #house md #hatecrimes md #gregory house #doctor house #greg house #airobirbimg

[puppyeared]

Remember how they pointed out that Palistrom wood was becoming rarer? Because Belos kept over harvesting it and not giving it time to grow back?

The University’s tree is blue. Its a big ass Palistrom tree

#I THINK. PROBABLY #I haven’t seen any other trees in the show coloured blue. but it has the swirls like Luz’s log #ALSO THE LIGHT GLYPH CARVED ABOVE EDAS OFFICE SNIFFLE #I’ve been seeing a lot of posts abt how the isles are recovering from Belos like removing the coven tattoos and #eda raine and king stomping on Belos. but I thought this was a nice callback #Belos didnt just hurt the people on the isles. he also destroyed a lot of stuff that was culturally important #palistrom makes companions and tools for people on the isles and Belos took all of it for himself. greedy bastard #ALSO if u notice on the banner above the University’s entrance theres a symbol shaped like a titan skull #and if you look at the scene with raine ever wolf and Darius you can see they have the same symbol as a badge or on Darius’ belt #so I assume that means the Isles also formed a new government after Belos died. the fact its shaped like the titan is also cool cause they #dont need to rely on some puritan to lead them pretending tk have their best interests in mind #the Emperors sigil doesn’t even have anything associated with the Isles in the first place either. its Belos imposing his own beliefs #yapping #the owl house #the owl house spoilers #toh #toh spoilers #toh watching and dreaming #watching and dreaming spoilers

[milimeters-morales]

I don’t write Hobie as someone struggling with addiction because he’s black i write him like that because of nearly everything ELSE about him, both movie and comic-wise, but because he’s black he’s more likely to have be targeted by companies/people pushing/forcing more drugs onto him even if he’s trying to quit, and then denied the help he needs and demonized for it, which makes him struggle more with it. u get what i’m saying??? It’s like how i don’t write Miles G. as more aggressive and cold because he’s black, but because of his general life situation. But because he’s black, other people in his life might’ve reinforced these ideas that he was naturally going to behave this way, and you can only hear something about yourself so much (and at a young age too) before you begin to believe it, even a little, and then don’t see reason to fight it even if it’s not true. sorry if i’m not explaining this too well, but you see what i mean????

#to elaborate more on miles g: #like as a black guy when u are growing up without a father you are told to be the man of the house #you are automatically seen as aggressive or older than you really are #and you will be forced to adhere to these ideas . even from other black people #and with Miles G’s dad having been dead for a while already #of course his mom doesn’t force that man of the house idea. but you know that he wants to help and this can easily lead into that idea #and aaron might not be. the best with that? we don’t know him so i can’t say for sure lmao #but yes none of their negative traits is because of these boys being black. it’s made WORSE by racism of course but none of this started + #because they are black. this could happen to anyone #so just yknow keep. what you’re writing in mind when you think of this. because are you doing it because you see black people as + #inherently (x)? watch out for that! no writer will ever be perfect ! #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #miles morales #miles g #prowler miles #the prowler #m&m posts

[iheartbookbran]

#no seriously where is daeron???? #does he even exist?? i think he does cause of the opening but who tf knows lmao #i’m team black btw and support rhaenyra in everything #i just think it’s hilarious how viserys deadass doesn’t care about his other kids asdgjklkhgsaa #viserys i targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #aemond targaryen #daeron the daring #daeron targaryen #house targaryen #hotd #fire and blood #hotd spoilers #pam watches hotd #house of the dragon

[cheapcheapfaker]

heheheheh :3 (that’s his tongue out and then chewing on his hand)

#the bean #these are from like November but i finally FINALLY found someplace i could scan them today #god bless taxes and the fucking library #it was v cool. could see his hands and individual little fingers and toes and all. VERY freaky as well. but cool #he was super active. moving and grooving. #way different from 7 weeks when he was just a sea monkey. i mean i got to watch him eat his hand #we also knew he was a boy from the NIPT test but even tho he was only… 13 weeks in this? #the ultrasound tech was like oh yeah that’s a boy and flashed his hog. early developing hog i guess #technically making me the only one in the house with a full set #bc satchel doesn’t has his balls and Gilgamesh doesn’t have a foreskin. a fun Rama family fact for you #oh and the tech was impressed w how much pee i could hold. i asked her ‘do i have the biggest bladder you’ve ever seen’ #and she paused and said. nobody has ever asked me that before. #and never answered :(

[feltferal]

I’d be really excited for the partial eclipse but uhh I’ve never had one occur where I could see with a dog n while I know he’s not stupid enough to look up at the sun he does love laying in it

#; out of caffeine (ooc.) #we’re hoping to do our public access tomorrow he got a play date today #if I’d known about the eclipse I would’ve given him a play date tomorrow so he’d just sleep through it #ig I’ll just watch him??? maybe give him a kong n hope he just doesn’t look up for 2 hours #I don’t even know if u can see the sun from inside the house

[reikunrei]

sleepy bc I accidentally stayed up late monologuing to myself about how free! really should have ended for the nth time 🥴

#imagine haru saying what he said to rin at the end of fs1 right. the ‘you always run away’ or w/e #and he’s angry but also upset w himself for saying it when he doesn’t REALLY mean it #and now he’s afraid he’s going to hurt his other friends so he secluded himself and throws himself into swimming #but his body is still shutting down! and albert is the one to say something #he says how he admired haru’s swimming. how the water favored him. but now something’s different. something’s wrong #and he says something that gets haru to listen. maybe haru’s a little stubborn and is like ‘stay out of this’ but it still gets #under his skin. so either he just goes to iwatobi or azuma tells him to #and he wanders around reliving memories. but they’re sort of staled now. he feels like he has no emotions. it’s like the start of s1 again #then he goes to their time capsule. and he digs it up. and inside are all their letters and the footage we saw of all his friends at the #beginning of fs1 on a dvd or thumb drive or smthn #he takes it home to his empty iwatobi house and plays it #at this point he is thinking about quitting. but then HE would be the one running away. and that fight with rin stings even more #and he doesn’t want to let his friends down. not when almost all of them are swimming Because of him #he’s so scared they’ll hate him or br angry. he wants to quit but he feels like he can’t bc who is he without swimming? #but then he watches the videos. and it mentions swimming sure. but he realizes all of his friends love him for HIM #and he can go back to tokyo and tell them everything he’s been thinking. about how he’s gonna quit. bc he just can’t do it #and of course they all support it. makoto does right out the gate. as does nagisa. rei cries a little bit he’d rather haru be happy #very similar to his choice in s1. he’s sad he can’t swim with haru. but he understood that the friendship comes first #and rin is maybe pissed. but you know he can’t be pissed for long. and he apologizes for putting haru on a pedestal #and then haru’s like well… I have to swim one final relay. so they sneak in and explain to the teammates at the last second and swap places #(none of that talking to the coach shit. I want them to commit crimes like they did in s1) #and they don’t care about winning they don’t care what the results are. they just want to see one final sight. share one final swim together #and it makes haru strong. but he’s accepted that competitive swimming isn’t for him. and he quits happily #maybe becomes a coach of sorts alongside makoto #anyway. stayed up late thinking abt it and now I’m in bed late writing it out #I did Not mean to do it it just Possesses me #i say things

[m1d-45]

I DON'T THINK I WAS ANONYMOUS WHEN I SENT MY ASK FENDSFJCWASDGBNHRJSDFJSAFGBHFS But this is the person asking to be 🪷 anon 🥲 👍

anons original ask:

that’s quite alright ! don’t worry about it, it’s not a big deal.

also, hello and welcome! admittedly, you’ve chosen a rather poor time to pop up (of no fault of your own, of course, i’ve just been rather [vague buzz of negativity] and very inactive on tumblr) but i do still check my notifications regularly. if you have any ideas you’d like to chat about, please feel free to send an ask !

#m1d : [chats] #🪷 anon #i wish i had a better explanation for my mood other than ‘eugh’ but like. yeah that’s what’s going on right now #it’s so frustrating but. this is not the place for that. #hello lotus ! i hope you’re doing alright <3 #also ‘my community’ I HAVE ONE OF THOSE??? #no community just me and my silly iphone 11 and sarahreadsfics in my notifications #sarah if you’re reading this i read every one of your tags and they mean the world to me #if no one got me i know tumblr user sarahreadsfic got me yk /silly #sjsjajsd but seriously it’s just me and mushroom on discord #and even then i just shout about dottore in the yearning channels half the time #mushroom doesn’t even like work here he just watches me go insane with half baked ideas /aff #the only community i have is me and the tag limit on posts. we homies FOR REAL #i’ve gotten better about not hitting the limit as often but ya boy CANNOT be succinct about ANYTHING #ANYWAY WHAT WAS UP WITH THE 4.2 QUEST WAS THAT FUCKED UP OR WHAT #daily reminder that here in this house rhinedottir is NOT welcome and she can die by my cinnabar spindle. that i don’t have. mihoyo PLEASE #rhinedottir can die cry and writhe on the ashes of khaenriah i don’t care. albedo my beloved #christ i apparently have a lot of feelings about genshin (<- has written over 450k words about it) #anyway. um. yeag. #THIS IS ONLY THE 29TH TAG?? HOW MUCH DID I USE TO WRITE GODDAMN-

[theboost]

Top three moments from robocop 2 that make me think that frank miller accidentally made robocop trans

#i had a breakdown about this on twitter when I was watching this. but man. #okay remember that essay I was writing in my head I’ll sum it up here. so robocop 1 is all about well actually it’s a critique of capitalism #and the dangers of giving cooperations to much power and modern action movies and what have you. it’s a good movie. but it’s also about #robocop reclaiming his identity which is signified by 1. the fact that he spends the finale with the mask off to show that it is in fact #alex murphy doing this not robocop and 2. the way it ends is literally on the exchange of dialogue “what’s your name son’’ “Murphy’’ #it’s literally him reclaiming his identity. so if robocop 1 is about him and his rediscovering his humanity then it tracks that robocop 2 is #about how society reacts to that. and it does kind of. there’s a lot of like moments like this where murphy asserts his identity only to be #broken down by the people with positions of power over him - he’s not alex murphy he’s not even human he doesn’t even have rights. and like #they bring up his wife and kid in the first 15 minutes and you think okay so they’ll explore how this has effected them. how do they feel #about each other? it’s stated in the first movie that he remembers her but he doesn’t really feel for her I believe- something contradicted #in this movie by the fact that he apparently constantly drives by her house. so if it’s not love driving him then what is it? is it the #desire to have what he can never really get again? a normal life with his family? well guess what! they have him say to his wife alex murphy #is dead and not even what appears to remain of him is really left and she disappears from the movie #they do explore how he’s viewed by society somewhat but it’s mainly a juxtaposition of how his friends and coworkers see him vs ocp the corp #that created him and it’s basically like his friends acknowledge his personhood but in the eyes of the law and ocp he has no rights because #he’s not a person he’s a tool! and this gets taken to the extent where he is literally reprogrammed by ocp once he gets destroyed to be a #‘better’ tool for fighting crime and you think oh okay this is where this movie is going to go it’s an exploration of Murphy’s rights and #him dealing with these forced changes is going to be a big part of the movie and then no. it lasts for like ten minutes and then abruptly #ends when murphy risks wiping out all that remains of him to be free- an interesting idea that never gets brought up again because any #real continuation of the themes of the first half of the movie kind of stop and he practically disappears for 40 minutes and I think that’s #where my problems with robocop 2 really come in because like. it’s written by frank miller and another guy with a story by frank miller. #he’s not the most subtle man in the world and he certainly lacks capability of the deft political commentary of the first movie and it just #kind of becomes a less subtle rehashing of the old one. the lack of subtlety is apparent when one of the characters literally says the theme #of the movie to a bunch of reporters ‘we can’t let cooperations have this much power or they take away our rights’ which is true but that’s #what the first movie said FRANK. you have to come up with something new FRANK #and that’s why I liked the exploration of Murphy and his rights and his feelings because the first movie was about him like. learning that #he had them and coming to terms with it but now a year or so later what’s the situation? and the situation is that it’s the same. #it even ends on the exact same note as robocop!! murphy says to his partner ‘we’re only human’ which could have been impactful if murphy #ever truly doubted his identity- sure he can be convinced to say that he’s not but everytime he’s pressed about it he repeats that he IS #Alex murphy until he is literally forced not to! like there’s a scene where he has to literally be programmed to stop saying that he is alex

[designernishiki]

friend and I have been talking about the concept of an alternate timeline where they didn’t kill off mine and instead, while laying low and trying to unlearn being Evil basically, as both penance for his actions and as a tojo-mandated involuntary vacation, he’s sent to okinawa (with some sort of supervision, of course) to work for morning glory. ie; mr. orphan hater has to help babysit orphans to pay for his orphan-related crimes and hopefully learn something in the process. shenanigans ensue.

#this concept is hilarious and deserves a whole comic dedicated to it #I have so many ideas #like first of all mine wouldn’t even understand the concept of a vacation #daigo would tell him to chill out and relax and he’d just stand there like. uh. I’ve never done that before. how do I. relax #second: those kids would test him nonstop and it would be So funny to watch #because I think they’d weasel him into doing stuff with them that he doesn’t understand at all. like. he can not for the life of him #understand the point of hide and seek and if he’s made to be one of the ones hiding he takes it way too seriously and by nightfall when sm #someone finally has to give up and call him he’s like. on a different fucking island #that sort of thing #walking in on him with the most deadpan expression possible while two of the girls are doing his makeup and have a lil crown on his head #you get it #and then also obviously he’d have no idea how to do so many basic household things cause hes not used to life outside the city and #life without an excess of cash- like he’d be baffled by the fact that the house doesn’t have air conditioning #I think he’d learn to cook pretty quickly and really well (though he’d be very critical of his own work and take it really seriously) #but at first? god no. I don’t think he’s ever had to cook for himself in his life. he’s gotten takeout or eaten at restaraunts like. his #whole life. no doubt. and no doubt has just hired housecleaners and stuff to do most cleaning beyond the basics #‘uncle mine you’re not TOO old- do you like any video games?’ ‘the… stock market is sort of like a game…’ #oh man #it’s such a good concept #such an exercise in self control #mine #yoshitaka mine #yakuza #rgg #rambling

[quietwingsinthesky]

none of the archangels have their shit together, but gabriel is the closest to pulling it off and you gotta respect him for that

#sorry i was thinking about human au fanfics that make raphael the reasonable and boring one again sorry you are wrong #human!au raphael doesn’t even get to inherit their dead dad’s business or anything. they just inherit ‘keeping michael alive’. #they should literally be at the club but instead they are inventing lobotomy for office workers so that michael’s job is easier #gabriel is like. a moderately well-paid janitor who fucks with people and gets away with it because of the anonymity of being the guy who #cleans everything. he has a mortgage. raphael has not moved out of their dead father’s house. raphael is acting like michael sleeping in #their dead dad’s bed and wearing his clothes and working in his office is both Normal and also Doesn’t Make Them Furious #raphael has zero healthy outlets for their emotions. they destroy the shed outside their house one time because everything is Too Much and #then immediately blame it on lucifer (not even in the state when this happened) and michael believes them #gabriel adopted a dog. raphael is going to have to micromanage their grieving brother while locking themselves in their room to scream into #a pillow every few hours to survive. and this is before michael gets hitched to adam after a one night stand that was So Fucking Loud #that raphael actually left the house and slept in their car for half of the night before driving the gabriel’s. and they didn’t even go in #on their own. he had to come out and get them. and drag them inside. and for a brief night in the past few years of hell they’d been through #they got to sit on the floor with their brother’s dog in their lap and watch stupid romcom movies with him. #and then they went right back to being self-destructive.

[ninoisntluka]

I have no idea where this Hunter dude is from but I've seen him on your blog and I desperately want him to be happy

Me too anon

Me too

#ok but for real you should watch the owl house #admittedly he doesn’t really come up til the second season #also I just love the vibe of this ask so thanks for sending it my way! #toh #the owl house #golden guard #hunter idk if he even had a last name #asks

[m-owo-n]

Can someone please write a fic that’s like “5 times Steve tries rolling for a nat 20 and the 1 time he did” style where Steve decided he’ll make a move on Eddie if the D20 will let him? The five times is it rolling low and he just makes an ass of himself but Eddie is like dumbfounded and has heart eyes every time because he has no idea what’s happening but here Steve Harrington is in front of him pulling a D20 out his pocket while they were just sitting in a diner?? He’s rolling it???? … oh my god I didn’t know that was something that can happen to a pancake. Hes in love.

#the kids know of course #the first roll happens in front of them #at this point steve has given in and let Dustin teach him SOME d nd so he can understand for Eddie and that’s how he came up with the idea #but #the first time is during a hellfire night that he’s hosting at his house #and they’re wrapping up and Eddie turns to him with the biggest grin #Steve just watched him for hours be a source of happiness to these kids and the passion that just spilled out from everything he did #and he’s looking at Steve with sparkling eye and saying something stupid probably and Steve doesn’t care #he just wants to kiss him. so he marches up to the table #grabs mikes d20 (‘hey what the hell!!’) and rolls it #it’s a one #and he promptly turns around ignoring everyone’s questions #they follow him as he goes out his back door and just goes to the edge of his pool #and fully dressed #belly flops in #the kids are cracking up and end up jumping in the pool too yelling at Steve still (‘what even WAS that dude???’) #Eddie is the last one in because if you can’t beat em join em and he is SO confused but delighted because indeed what the hell #but it becomes a memorable experience by the end of the night with the kids #who huddled together with towels on their way home in Steve’s car #and Steve had to go to the door with each kid apologizing for bringing them home late and it was his fault for the impromptu pool party #so sorry promises he’s a responsible adult #IDK WHERE ELSE THIS IS GOING I JUST THOUGHT ITD BE CUTE #I’d write it if I co u l d #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson

[bigboysteveharrington]

I was thinking about the one shot I’m probably going to write to give more context about information I know that wouldn’t come up in Steve or Eddie’s pov when we get to a certain point of The Things in Life That I Can’t Find

But then I was thinking about all the other related information I have outside of Steve and Eddie’s perspectives and now suddenly I am very close to starting an also multi-chapter fic that takes place in the same world and same time frame that focuses on the Hopper-Byers family side and is possibly just Will’s pov but more likely switching between his and El’s with context on what’s going on with their family and them navigating their dynamic with Will the protective brother but also bitter and jealous of her getting so much attention out of Mike

And the platonic dynamics are what’s making me want to write it, but it would also potentially have El realizing that what she feels for Mike is closer to the way she feels about Will than the way Will feels about Mike with some eventual Byler

And there might eventually be a Ronance one too, but I have to get far enough in the main fic for certain information to come out before I can do that

#Spoilers for future chapters I guess but #Will being her safety blanket while she’s pretending everything’s fine and she’s not terrified to start school and potentially be treated #the same way when she’s able to actually start school and be out of the house is the one shot that started this #But also details before that of how El’s going to end up out of the house before that thanks to Will talking too much about Eddie and #Jonathan complaining about Eddie trying to drag him to see his band and not understanding why while El’s like yeah well at least you get to #go I just have to sit here and here about how great it is and how Max was there and how much fun everyone else is having that leads to #Jonathan talking Hopper into letting him take her just to the Hideaway for one night if he doesn’t let her out of his sight and brings her #right back after (but spoiler alert: Hopper’s showing up there pretending like oh he was going to bring Joyce there #on a date anyway like ten minutes after Jonathan and El and Will show up together anyway and he convinced absolutely no one) #At this rate watch me write a Ronance centered version of it too because I sure know plenty about that side of things too #But I have to wait until after the main fic gets to a certain point so that something can be known before we get their povs #Some burns are going to be slower than others and if I do end up doing Byler it would be the slowest #Jargyle will be the fastest and Argyle hasn’t even shown up yet #Mine

[pinkfey]

okay. hhhhh.

#so i completely feel like the house is in danger now #the boy woke up just a little while ago. i changed him and had him go potty etc. it’s snack time and he said he wanted to go outside #so i’m like sure why not. and i brought him out with his snack and set up a place for him to eat outside. this is all fine right #like i’m talking to him and stuff. and then he looks behind me and says ‘who that’ and i absolutely froze #and that FUCKING guy was standing there on the other side of the fence #but this time around the back where we were #i asked if i could help him and he said he’s a little lost (??????) #asked if he could use my phone and it would be real quick #and i told him okay well just across the street is an apartment complex and they have a phone #and he said he doesn’t have time for that and he needs to use my phone. and i said sorry you can’t come in #and at this point he was leaning forward on the fence. they just put padlocks on so he couldnt have opened it but he would be able to hop it #he wasn’t saying anything so i picked up the boy and left his snack there and told the guy if he comes on the property i’ll call the police #and repeated that he can go to the apartment complex #and i opened the front door to the house and he said ‘you should let me in’ #which is so. oh god i don’t even know what i said back. and i locked the door and watched him stand there a sec from another window #before he walked off back around the perimeter of the fence and down the street somewhere #AND I LITERALLY !!!!!!! i don’t know what to do !!!!! i have an hour until the father comes home #and i’m absolutely scared shitless. what do i even do. what do i even do !! #i thought i might ask my dad to come over at least until the father gets home #that would technically break my contract but i think it would be special circumstances #but he isn’t answering his PHONE and i’m just. so freaked out. i have no idea what i’m supposed to do. #god i don’t mean to panic but this feels like a panicking situation #anyways.txt

[cybertomii]

all this guy does is eat

#‘he’s a growing boy’ THIS IS GLUTTONY #all he does is eat eat eat #he eats stuff that isn’t his he eats stuff im hiding he eats all the food i’ve made #he eats everything i bake before i even get to try it basically #he doesn’t even do anything around the house he just sits on his ass watches tt plays on his xbox and whines when you tell him to do stuff #like this isn’t normal???? #tomi.txt